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Materialists (2025) is a 180 movie

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her...
blathering garnet abode
  11/29/25
Women are 180
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  11/29/25
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Lascivious rebellious athletic conference resort
  11/29/25
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Confused Mauve Trailer Park Circlehead
  11/29/25
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Glassy supple state idiot
  11/29/25
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Confused Mauve Trailer Park Circlehead
  11/29/25
but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perf...
cerise black woman center
  11/29/25
Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.
blathering garnet abode
  11/29/25
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Lascivious rebellious athletic conference resort
  11/29/25
if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?
motley blue step-uncle's house
  11/29/25
Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income,...
blathering garnet abode
  11/29/25
jesus talk about a crime against women
motley blue step-uncle's house
  11/29/25
holy shit not flame
Buff vibrant nowag
  11/29/25
Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit
Razzle Copper Goal In Life
  11/29/25
checked it out because of this post. actually not as terribl...
wonderful coiffed native
  11/29/25
It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrin...
blathering garnet abode
  11/29/25
Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if ...
cyan internet-worthy lay yarmulke
  11/29/25
what happened champ? your "Woman" having second th...
big pistol
  11/29/25
No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this ...
cyan internet-worthy lay yarmulke
  11/29/25
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motley blue step-uncle's house
  11/29/25
wasnt this movie written by AI?
Beady-eyed travel guidebook legal warrant
  11/29/25
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660
cerise black woman center
  11/29/25
I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or fu...
bearded dog poop cuckold
  11/29/25
I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and br...
cerise black woman center
  11/29/25
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Iridescent Titillating Death Wish Twinkling Uncleanness
  12/06/25
lol, not flame
yellow up-to-no-good public bath therapy
  11/29/25
Short guys really shouldn't watch this
Disgusting parlor striped hyena
  12/04/25
"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.
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  12/04/25
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clear stead gay wizard
  12/04/25
Approved
Exciting Kitchen Dysfunction
  12/06/25
Is this XO approved?
Lascivious rebellious athletic conference resort
  12/06/25
It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we&rsqu...
blathering garnet abode
  12/07/25


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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: blathering garnet abode

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her clients are pushing 40, desperate to marry, but will not settle for anyone under 6 feet, $500k salary, white.

Johnson falls in love with Pedro Pascal, a swarthy private equity advisor. They get serious and are about to take a month-long trip to Iceland when she discovers that he got leg lengthening surgery and he’s actually only 5’6”, not 6’. She immediately breaks up with him and goes back to Chad, played by Captain America. Chad is a poor amateur actor but he is Tall.

The end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907",#49469488)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:17 AM
Author: Confused Mauve Trailer Park Circlehead

Women are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907",#49469497)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: Lascivious rebellious athletic conference resort



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Confused Mauve Trailer Park Circlehead



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Glassy supple state idiot



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Confused Mauve Trailer Park Circlehead



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: cerise black woman center

but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perfect match on paper may in fact turn out to be a date raper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907",#49469514)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:50 AM
Author: blathering garnet abode

Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907",#49469521)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: Lascivious rebellious athletic conference resort



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: motley blue step-uncle's house

if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907",#49469904)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: blathering garnet abode

Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income, and was just a poor short raper.

100% not flame btw this movie rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907",#49470250)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: motley blue step-uncle's house

jesus talk about a crime against women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907",#49470990)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: Buff vibrant nowag

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907",#49469582)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Razzle Copper Goal In Life

Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907",#49470236)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: wonderful coiffed native

checked it out because of this post. actually not as terrible as i expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907",#49469595)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: blathering garnet abode

It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrina-era rom coms of the 90s. Just way more about being Tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907",#49469819)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: cyan internet-worthy lay yarmulke

Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if anything. I wish Roossy were still alive to write about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907",#49469825)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: big pistol

what happened champ? your "Woman" having second thoughts? haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907",#49469857)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: cyan internet-worthy lay yarmulke

No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this with a Woman is like watching HBO with your mom and people start saying Fuck or having sex in random scenes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907",#49469858)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: motley blue step-uncle's house



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Beady-eyed travel guidebook legal warrant

wasnt this movie written by AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907",#49469901)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: cerise black woman center

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907",#49470197)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: bearded dog poop cuckold

I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or funny or entertaining, like as if just reading some memes from middle aged shutins. I rate it F.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907",#49470272)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: cerise black woman center

I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and branded as a romcom. There is literally not a single laff anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907",#49470755)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: Iridescent Titillating Death Wish Twinkling Uncleanness



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: yellow up-to-no-good public bath therapy

lol, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907",#49470281)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: Disgusting parlor striped hyena

Short guys really shouldn't watch this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907",#49482613)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Amber shrine cuck

"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907",#49482631)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: clear stead gay wizard



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Exciting Kitchen Dysfunction

Approved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907",#49490026)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Lascivious rebellious athletic conference resort

Is this XO approved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907",#49490030)



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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: blathering garnet abode

It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we’re getting, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907",#49490766)