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Materialists (2025) is a 180 movie

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her...
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  11/29/25
Women are 180
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but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perf...
Out-of-control faggot firefighter
  11/29/25
Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.
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  11/29/25
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chest-beating supple temple
  11/29/25
if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?
Cerise Center
  11/29/25
Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income,...
Territorial antidepressant drug wagecucks
  11/29/25
jesus talk about a crime against women
Cerise Center
  11/29/25
holy shit not flame
Zippy dopamine round eye
  11/29/25
Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit
Contagious buck-toothed trust fund set
  11/29/25
checked it out because of this post. actually not as terribl...
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  11/29/25
It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrin...
Territorial antidepressant drug wagecucks
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Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if ...
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  11/29/25
what happened champ? your "Woman" having second th...
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No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this ...
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Cerise Center
  11/29/25
wasnt this movie written by AI?
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https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660
Out-of-control faggot firefighter
  11/29/25
I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or fu...
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I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and br...
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lol, not flame
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  11/29/25
Short guys really shouldn't watch this
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"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.
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  12/04/25
Approved
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Is this XO approved?
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It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we&rsqu...
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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Territorial antidepressant drug wagecucks

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her clients are pushing 40, desperate to marry, but will not settle for anyone under 6 feet, $500k salary, white.

Johnson falls in love with Pedro Pascal, a swarthy private equity advisor. They get serious and are about to take a month-long trip to Iceland when she discovers that he got leg lengthening surgery and he’s actually only 5’6”, not 6’. She immediately breaks up with him and goes back to Chad, played by Captain America. Chad is a poor amateur actor but he is Tall.

The end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907",#49469488)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:17 AM
Author: alcoholic indigo market

Women are 180

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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: chest-beating supple temple



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: alcoholic indigo market



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: sienna racy skinny woman fortuitous meteor



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: alcoholic indigo market



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Out-of-control faggot firefighter

but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perfect match on paper may in fact turn out to be a date raper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907",#49469514)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:50 AM
Author: Territorial antidepressant drug wagecucks

Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907",#49469521)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: chest-beating supple temple



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: Cerise Center

if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907",#49469904)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: Territorial antidepressant drug wagecucks

Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income, and was just a poor short raper.

100% not flame btw this movie rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907",#49470250)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Cerise Center

jesus talk about a crime against women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907",#49470990)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: Zippy dopamine round eye

holy shit not flame

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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Contagious buck-toothed trust fund set

Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907",#49470236)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: Cocky Provocative Trailer Park Stock Car

checked it out because of this post. actually not as terrible as i expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907",#49469595)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: Territorial antidepressant drug wagecucks

It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrina-era rom coms of the 90s. Just way more about being Tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907",#49469819)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Drab abode people who are hurt

Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if anything. I wish Roossy were still alive to write about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907",#49469825)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Sable soggy tanning salon therapy

what happened champ? your "Woman" having second thoughts? haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907",#49469857)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Drab abode people who are hurt

No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this with a Woman is like watching HBO with your mom and people start saying Fuck or having sex in random scenes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907",#49469858)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: Cerise Center



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: disgusting kitchen shitlib

wasnt this movie written by AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907",#49469901)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Out-of-control faggot firefighter

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907",#49470197)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: cordovan multi-colored public bath

I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or funny or entertaining, like as if just reading some memes from middle aged shutins. I rate it F.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907",#49470272)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: Out-of-control faggot firefighter

I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and branded as a romcom. There is literally not a single laff anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907",#49470755)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: electric fantasy-prone quadroon sanctuary



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Poppy house

lol, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907",#49470281)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: Ultramarine Tank Philosopher-king

Short guys really shouldn't watch this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907",#49482613)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: marvelous carnelian affirmative action becky

"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907",#49482631)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Know-it-all menage psychic



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Walnut histrionic masturbator stag film

Approved

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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: chest-beating supple temple

Is this XO approved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907",#49490030)



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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Territorial antidepressant drug wagecucks

It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we’re getting, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907",#49490766)