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ITT: Posters take the Alcohol Use Disorders ID Test that libs want Kash to take

https://auditscreen.org/ I got a 6.
Talented Legal Warrant Native
  05/13/26
literally retarded quiz. 1st question doesnt account for som...
beady-eyed really tough guy
  05/13/26
it says I got a "HIGH SCORE" but there's nowhere f...
domesticated grizzly heaven toilet seat
  05/13/26
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Sickened cordovan dilemma mediation
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awkward pit
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Bespoke Karate Lay
  05/13/26
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saffron greedy stage genital piercing
  05/14/26
20 entering high quantity and never for anything indicating ...
Up-to-no-good Famous Landscape Painting Round Eye
  05/13/26
(functional alcoholic in denial)
Talented Legal Warrant Native
  05/13/26
(shitlawyer representing a pot dispensary suing a bar for so...
Up-to-no-good Famous Landscape Painting Round Eye
  05/13/26
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awkward pit
  05/13/26
I got a 4
Aqua Theater Stage
  05/13/26
This test was actually gay as fuck and really can't be consi...
excitant deer antler faggot firefighter
  05/13/26
i'm a teetotaler so i couldn't answer q2
charcoal friendly grandma
  05/13/26
These things are always ridiculous flame because there's no ...
awkward pit
  05/13/26
(Retard in denial of Thetans destroying his life)
Adventurous pontificating puppy library
  05/14/26
I’m literally sitting in an AA meeting. IMO, based ...
Bipolar pisswyrm
  05/13/26
I got an 18 lol
onyx hyperactive meetinghouse national security agency
  05/13/26
10. Test is really biased in favor of highly functioning ...
Adventurous pontificating puppy library
  05/14/26
I got an 8 and I've been having 4-5 drinks 4-5 days a week t...
violet quadroon
  05/14/26


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Date: May 13th, 2026 7:49 PM
Author: Talented Legal Warrant Native

https://auditscreen.org/

I got a 6.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907",#49884350)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 10:20 PM
Author: beady-eyed really tough guy

literally retarded quiz. 1st question doesnt account for someone who drinks 1-2x a week.

1. How often do you have a drink containing alcohol?

Never

Monthly or less

2-4 times a month

2-3 times a week

4 or more times a week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907",#49884589)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: domesticated grizzly heaven toilet seat

it says I got a "HIGH SCORE" but there's nowhere for me to enter my initials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907",#49884379)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: Sickened cordovan dilemma mediation



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Date: May 13th, 2026 10:08 PM
Author: awkward pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907",#49884570)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 11:34 PM
Author: Bespoke Karate Lay



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Date: May 14th, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: saffron greedy stage genital piercing



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Date: May 13th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Famous Landscape Painting Round Eye

20 entering high quantity and never for anything indicating lifestyle impairment. This test is bullshit and probably run by grifters wanting everyone to smoke pot instead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907",#49884421)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 9:08 PM
Author: Talented Legal Warrant Native

(functional alcoholic in denial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907",#49884522)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 9:53 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Famous Landscape Painting Round Eye

(shitlawyer representing a pot dispensary suing a bar for some bullshit reason)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907",#49884548)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 10:08 PM
Author: awkward pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907",#49884572)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 8:16 PM
Author: Aqua Theater Stage

I got a 4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907",#49884428)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 8:36 PM
Author: excitant deer antler faggot firefighter

This test was actually gay as fuck and really can't be considered a test at all

LOW SCORE

Your score is 1 and places you in the low risk category for alcohol problems.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907",#49884460)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: charcoal friendly grandma

i'm a teetotaler so i couldn't answer q2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907",#49884562)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 10:11 PM
Author: awkward pit

These things are always ridiculous flame because there's no incentive for them not to push a "you should seek help" narrative for any score

There's no fundamental difference between this and a Dianetics "stress test"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907",#49884580)



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Date: May 14th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Adventurous pontificating puppy library

(Retard in denial of Thetans destroying his life)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907",#49885150)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 10:13 PM
Author: Bipolar pisswyrm

I’m literally sitting in an AA meeting.

IMO, based on public reports, Hegseth is 100 percent alcoholic. Kash is likely an alcoholic and will get there - he’s going to end up leaning hard into AA when the time comes.

But the only person who can decide is themselves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907",#49884581)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 11:05 PM
Author: onyx hyperactive meetinghouse national security agency

I got an 18 lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907",#49884648)



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Date: May 14th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Adventurous pontificating puppy library

10.

Test is really biased in favor of highly functioning alcoholics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907",#49885145)



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Date: May 14th, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: violet quadroon

I got an 8 and I've been having 4-5 drinks 4-5 days a week the past month which is way too much poison for our age. You guys are just alcoholics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907",#49885250)