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How highly trained are ARE ICE agents? Elite/Special Ops level?

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Purple selfie
  01/24/26
TSINAH could waddle in and be top 10%
Doobsian heaven generalized bond
  01/24/26
To become an ICE agent, you have to be able to run a mile in...
Passionate Slap-happy Brethren
  01/24/26
TSINAH could do that easily, likely sub-9:00.
brass marvelous wagecucks
  01/24/26
Where should I apply? I live in Minneapolis and find the shi...
embarrassed to the bone misanthropic party of the first part
  01/25/26
why even bother testing it at that point, that's not even an...
180 brilliant tanning salon
  01/25/26
it is a mile and a half run, not a mile. still a pretty low ...
sexy personal credit line
  01/26/26
Plenty of obese fucks couldn't even make it 1.5 miles and de...
embarrassed to the bone misanthropic party of the first part
  01/26/26
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180 brilliant tanning salon
  01/25/26
they would be special forces in places like china and india
peach shrine lettuce
  01/24/26
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Purple selfie
  01/25/26
Gravy Seals
know-it-all meetinghouse double fault
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Purple selfie
  01/25/26
Meal Team Six actually
Disturbing Provocative Lay Skinny Woman
  01/26/26
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irate lemon candlestick maker brunch
  01/26/26
'agent' anything is ttt to begin with special agent or bu...
Useless Ticket Booth
  01/25/26
they all seem about as fit as the people i see working at ho...
Shimmering Seedy Theatre Laser Beams
  01/26/26
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know-it-all meetinghouse double fault
  01/26/26


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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: Purple selfie



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:18 PM
Author: Doobsian heaven generalized bond

TSINAH could waddle in and be top 10%

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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:20 PM
Author: Passionate Slap-happy Brethren

To become an ICE agent, you have to be able to run a mile in 14 minutes. Not flame. I can walk a mile in just a little over 14 minutes, and I'm old and overweight.

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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: brass marvelous wagecucks

TSINAH could do that easily, likely sub-9:00.

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Date: January 25th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone misanthropic party of the first part

Where should I apply? I live in Minneapolis and find the shitlibbery unconscionable.

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Date: January 25th, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: 180 brilliant tanning salon

why even bother testing it at that point, that's not even any kind of achievement

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Date: January 26th, 2026 2:15 AM
Author: sexy personal credit line

it is a mile and a half run, not a mile. still a pretty low bar, but less than the Minneapolis PD for example where you get almost 16 minutes.

i've yet to see an actual lardass in any of these videos, most seem quite fit. contrast to most city police force vids.



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Date: January 26th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone misanthropic party of the first part

Plenty of obese fucks couldn't even make it 1.5 miles and definitely not at a slow jog like 14 minutes would be. It would take some modicum of muscle and tone at least so would weed out most Appalachian crack smoking diabetus hillbillies

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Date: January 25th, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: 180 brilliant tanning salon



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:21 PM
Author: peach shrine lettuce

they would be special forces in places like china and india

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Date: January 25th, 2026 8:24 PM
Author: Purple selfie



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Date: January 25th, 2026 8:42 PM
Author: know-it-all meetinghouse double fault

Gravy Seals

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Date: January 25th, 2026 10:28 PM
Author: Purple selfie



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Date: January 26th, 2026 6:44 AM
Author: Disturbing Provocative Lay Skinny Woman

Meal Team Six actually

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Date: January 26th, 2026 9:47 AM
Author: irate lemon candlestick maker brunch



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Date: January 25th, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Useless Ticket Booth

'agent' anything is ttt to begin with

special agent or bust

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Date: January 26th, 2026 2:28 AM
Author: Shimmering Seedy Theatre Laser Beams

they all seem about as fit as the people i see working at home depot. not in particularly good shape but ambulatory and able to move around at low output for most of the day. TSNIAH could not do that currently but could get there with about 3-4 months of highly disciplined work a la that biggest loser show.

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Date: January 26th, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: know-it-all meetinghouse double fault



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