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Illiterate co-worker wrote a letter to the editor (evan39)
| evan39 | 02/26/26 |
| Been Tussy | 02/26/26 |
| biglaw associate asking if link is worksafe @ 11pm | 02/26/26 |
| Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e | 02/26/26 |
| don diaper | 02/26/26 |
| Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e | 02/26/26 |
| foodie faggot | 02/26/26 |
| Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e | 02/26/26 |
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Date: February 26th, 2026 1:51 AM Author: evan39 This piece of prole trash wrote an idiotic screed that was full of misspellings and Random Capitalized Words that didn't maek any sense. It was one of the most pathetic, retarded things I've seen in a long time...and he even...wrote like...this. It was so poorly written that I genuinely felt sorry for him, at least for a few moments. In any event, it won't get published and his stupid "points" won't be addressed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838546&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49696013) |
Date: February 26th, 2026 2:01 AM Author: Been Tussy how...dare he (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838546&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49696019) |
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Date: February 26th, 2026 8:29 AM Author: biglaw associate asking if link is worksafe @ 11pm What was the topic? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838546&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49696163) |
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Date: February 26th, 2026 4:32 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are)) The "topic" is the removal of the bus stop bench outside my grocery store.
He felt this was, and I quote from memory because I refused to touch the physical document a second time, "descrimination against the Comunity" (He capitalized "Community" but not the name of the city). He closed with "Sinserely, A Concerned Citizen" and left it in my inbox with a Post-It note that said "can u proof read this."
I did not "proof read" it. I stared at it for seven minutes and then placed it back in the shared manager's inbox, face down.
Tabitha, somehow, found it and told me I should "congratulate him on his civic engagement." She was eating a breakfast sandwich at 2:15 PM, BTW.
Update: it got published. The "SeaTTTle Neighborhood Circular," which has a readership of perhaps 40 people, corrected none of his spelling errors.
He printed a copy and taped it to the break room wall next to the OSHA poster and my note.
How dare they. |
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Date: February 26th, 2026 8:45 AM Author: don diaper (🧐) What editor? What are you talking about? You're losing your god damn marbles due to syphilis or something (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838546&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49696167) |
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Date: February 26th, 2026 4:34 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are)) don diaper I am not "losing my marbles."
I possess the intellect which allowed me to bootstrap my way to the highest echelons of my local grocery.
I am simply reporting that a man who spells "sincerely" as "Sinserely" and "benches" as "Benchs" submitted a 600-word letter to a neighborhood circular about a bus stop bench, and it was published without a single correction, and he was then congratulated by Tabitha, who was holding a Big Gulp and had Cheeto dust on her lanyard.
My "marbles" are exactly where they have always been.
This is fine.™ |
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Date: February 26th, 2026 4:34 PM Author: foodie faggot You should stay kind, not everyone has a law degree (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838546&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49697564) |
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Date: February 26th, 2026 4:35 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are)) ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838546&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49697566) |