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Should I join ICE?

Either as an attorney or LEO rounding up illegals?
Overrated bat shit crazy circlehead
  01/16/26
$50k bonus very tempting. Not sure it’s worth the risk...
Stirring dingle berry parlour
  01/16/26
Pussy
Impressive Shivering Electric Furnace Shrine
  01/16/26
Lmao “very tempting!” The balding lawyer 40 year...
Sable thirsty therapy crackhouse
  01/16/26
The ICE (Immigration and Customs Enforcement) physical fitne...
irradiated french chef
  01/16/26
...
Overrated bat shit crazy circlehead
  01/16/26
They won't hire for field ops if you're over 37
Self-absorbed Background Story
  01/16/26
WASHINGTON — U.S. Department of Homeland Security Secr...
irradiated french chef
  01/16/26
!!!
Sickened indecent digit ratio kitchen
  01/16/26
A 220 yard "sprint" in 47 seconds? That's a leisur...
swashbuckling carmine lay pocket flask
  01/16/26
HSI doesn't do deportations. That's ERO and they have a diff...
floppy telephone
  01/16/26
Doing it is one thing. Getting a chill $150k gig that thousa...
Sable thirsty therapy crackhouse
  01/16/26
pretty sure failing the psychological exam is a prereq for t...
ruby bisexual office
  01/16/26
I’m 6’2” 190 pounds 12% body fat Norwood 2...
Stirring dingle berry parlour
  01/16/26
The $50k is paid over 5 years 🤣🤣🤣
Ungodly Trump Supporter
  01/16/26
Yes but you will be fired in three years and then criminally...
Grizzly wonderful sandwich mad-dog skullcap
  01/16/26
This is just a libtard wank fantasy. President Vance will ha...
Impressive Shivering Electric Furnace Shrine
  01/16/26
Men's convictions in the face of such uncertainty is what fo...
Sickened indecent digit ratio kitchen
  01/16/26
Why would Vance allow that to happen?
domesticated slippery potus
  01/16/26
Vance will be one of the defendants
Grizzly wonderful sandwich mad-dog skullcap
  01/16/26
for what? as an elected POTUS wouldn't he have a favorable ...
domesticated slippery potus
  01/16/26
not even your base is voting for him. they’re too raci...
Grizzly wonderful sandwich mad-dog skullcap
  01/16/26
Jeb! lost because he sucks and got gaped by Trump. no even ...
domesticated slippery potus
  01/16/26
Worse than fired
Ungodly Trump Supporter
  01/16/26
In your dreams. ICE agents are heroes.
Walnut sneaky criminal
  01/16/26
Do you have the courage to shoot moms in the face on the fli...
Dun Jet-lagged Selfie Cuckold
  01/16/26
trying to murder someone with your car in order to protect a...
domesticated slippery potus
  01/16/26
a dyke whose kids were taken away by a family court judge as...
razzle-dazzle native genital piercing
  01/16/26
you'd get to meet tons of feisty wine moms, and kill people....
shaky space skinny woman
  01/16/26
A lot of us here are thinking about it. Any feasible exit fo...
Bright place of business party of the first part
  01/16/26
If you have credentials and put your time in and don't die y...
Sickened indecent digit ratio kitchen
  01/16/26
Shld I join to cop the 50k bonus then run away?
Aqua Tank
  01/16/26
sure
Fuchsia cuckoldry karate
  01/16/26
If you return to America, then you should definitely get bet...
swashbuckling carmine lay pocket flask
  01/16/26
It's paid over five years. You could run away in 2031 I gues...
Ungodly Trump Supporter
  01/16/26
If you do, let us know . There’s a bunch of posters we...
maniacal concupiscible plaza
  01/16/26
OP did you even join ICE?
Ungodly Trump Supporter
  01/16/26


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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: Overrated bat shit crazy circlehead

Either as an attorney or LEO rounding up illegals?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49593550)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:39 AM
Author: Stirring dingle berry parlour

$50k bonus very tempting. Not sure it’s worth the risk of the next administration rounding up and executing everyone in ICE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49593565)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:39 AM
Author: Impressive Shivering Electric Furnace Shrine

Pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49593567)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:41 AM
Author: Sable thirsty therapy crackhouse

Lmao “very tempting!” The balding lawyer 40 year old who hasn’t run a mile since middle school and will fail the psychological exam immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49593576)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: irradiated french chef

The ICE (Immigration and Customs Enforcement) physical fitness test for HSI Special Agents involves four timed events: 32 sit-ups (1 min), 220-yard sprint (47.73 sec), 22 push-ups (1 min), and a 1.5-mile run (14:25 min)

I'm pretty sure Disco Fries could pass that. I guess maybe the pushups would be a problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49593579)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: Overrated bat shit crazy circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49593585)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: Self-absorbed Background Story

They won't hire for field ops if you're over 37

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49593609)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: irradiated french chef

WASHINGTON — U.S. Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem today announced U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) will waive age limits for new applicants so even more patriots will qualify to join ICE in its mission to arrest murderers, pedophiles, gang members, rapists, and other criminal illegal aliens from America’s streets.

biglaw lives matter is already out there in uniform. join him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49593610)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:57 AM
Author: Sickened indecent digit ratio kitchen

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49593616)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: swashbuckling carmine lay pocket flask

A 220 yard "sprint" in 47 seconds? That's a leisurely jog lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49593968)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: floppy telephone

HSI doesn't do deportations. That's ERO and they have a different hiring process/standard I think.

HSI is DHS' version of the FBI that focuses on crimes like smuggling, drugs, human trafficking, counterfeiting, terrorism and the like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49593974)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 6:36 PM
Author: Sable thirsty therapy crackhouse

Doing it is one thing. Getting a chill $150k gig that thousands are applying for is another.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49594995)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:47 AM
Author: ruby bisexual office

pretty sure failing the psychological exam is a prereq for this job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49593595)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:21 AM
Author: Stirring dingle berry parlour

I’m 6’2” 190 pounds 12% body fat Norwood 2 7” soft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49593678)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:05 PM
Author: Ungodly Trump Supporter

The $50k is paid over 5 years 🤣🤣🤣

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49593988)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:40 AM
Author: Grizzly wonderful sandwich mad-dog skullcap

Yes but you will be fired in three years and then criminally prosecuted in a Nuremberg-style trial. A small price to pay to help Trump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49593571)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: Impressive Shivering Electric Furnace Shrine

This is just a libtard wank fantasy. President Vance will handsomely reward loyal federal agents who fought bravely to remigrate illegal scum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49593583)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Sickened indecent digit ratio kitchen

Men's convictions in the face of such uncertainty is what forges history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49593618)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:03 AM
Author: domesticated slippery potus

Why would Vance allow that to happen?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49593632)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:53 AM
Author: Grizzly wonderful sandwich mad-dog skullcap

Vance will be one of the defendants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49593809)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:06 PM
Author: domesticated slippery potus

for what? as an elected POTUS wouldn't he have a favorable DOJ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49593840)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:13 PM
Author: Grizzly wonderful sandwich mad-dog skullcap

not even your base is voting for him. they’re too racist. did you forget about Jeb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49593854)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: domesticated slippery potus

Jeb! lost because he sucks and got gaped by Trump. no even knew or cared that he married his beaner cleaning lady. it could be vance, rubio, or maybe someone else will rise up. who really knows? unlike Dems, We actually have free and fair primary elections where the voters get to decide. Dems have long since abandoned that idea. It's likely though that Vance will get Trump's endorsement which means he'll win the primary and general easily.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49593960)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: Ungodly Trump Supporter

Worse than fired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49593990)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Walnut sneaky criminal

In your dreams. ICE agents are heroes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49594029)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:40 AM
Author: Dun Jet-lagged Selfie Cuckold

Do you have the courage to shoot moms in the face on the flimsiest of pretenses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49593572)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: domesticated slippery potus

trying to murder someone with your car in order to protect a convicted rapist in this country illegally is a "flimsy pretense"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49593628)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle native genital piercing

a dyke whose kids were taken away by a family court judge as a woman lmao is not a "mom"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49594040)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: shaky space skinny woman

you'd get to meet tons of feisty wine moms, and kill people. Whats not to like?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49593608)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:03 AM
Author: Bright place of business party of the first part

A lot of us here are thinking about it. Any feasible exit for a high IQ bro into something like Palantir afterward?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49593631)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:04 AM
Author: Sickened indecent digit ratio kitchen

If you have credentials and put your time in and don't die you should get nice position in the regime assuming the communists don't take over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49593636)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: Aqua Tank

Shld I join to cop the 50k bonus then run away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49593851)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: Fuchsia cuckoldry karate

sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49593967)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: swashbuckling carmine lay pocket flask

If you return to America, then you should definitely get better acquainted with ICE officers and facilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49593984)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:07 PM
Author: Ungodly Trump Supporter

It's paid over five years. You could run away in 2031 I guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49593994)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: maniacal concupiscible plaza

If you do, let us know . There’s a bunch of posters we need arrested and deported.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49594034)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Ungodly Trump Supporter

OP did you even join ICE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49594047)