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What would Tiger be like if he were bad at golf?

He seems relatively intelligent and checks the right boxes, ...
Onyx Native
  03/31/26
lol he has zero charisma or gravitas. He'd maybe end up man...
histrionic chestnut principal's office
  04/01/26
this. he is ugly. his personality sucks. he is not a great s...
Unholy striped hyena
  04/01/26
seems like an accountant
Razzle-dazzle Cobalt Ceo Hall
  03/31/26
Second tier city rainmaker, or even office managing, partner...
Gay coldplay fan
  03/31/26
so he still ends up with a DWI
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  03/31/26
Okay, I lol'd
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Can’t see this username without LOLing, ty
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Who would his Anna Kendrick be in that case?
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some azn 7 who is also an accountant
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  04/01/26
I understand and wish to continue. 🐯
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He’s been married to Natalie for 22 years now. Before...
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  04/01/26
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  04/01/26
wouldn’t subsidize her rent past her 25th birthday tp
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Many Such Cases!
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“Yoga pants and Pilates. Range Rovers. Golden Retreive...
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are big 4 partners balling that hard?
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  04/01/26
Their wives are
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Cr. And our universe Tiger has like a 200 foot Westport yac...
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Leveraging his life to the absolute hilt And Absolute...
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He's too competitive to not be in something like sales.
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just a big kid who never grew up like that Tom Hanks charact...
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Military. There was some article a few years back about how ...
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180, I’d forgotten about that Seems like he knows ...
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Haha imagine being like that lol
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His dad was a SEAL
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tiger's ancestry is kinda crazy. his black dad was a quarter...
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earl woods was an army SFmo aka green beret. tiger wanted to...
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  04/02/26
That's how he got injured, doing fantasy camp SEAL workouts....
beady-eyed azn
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There is probably an alternate universe where he never does ...
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beady-eyed azn
  04/02/26
your forgetting one serious factor - tiger woods is a bitch
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Pro eSports player
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he'd run a roofing company and upcharge first-time homeowner...
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Probably less than a lot of poasters ITT seem to think. Dude...
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lol jordan is 180
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He’s a dork but his floor would be pretty high. Being ...
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military then HS teacher and track/cross country coach who b...
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how are people saying "military"? he is a bitch fa...
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  04/02/26
its because by most accounts his father was a hard ass dude ...
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"tiger is more like his asain mom." exactly. li...
Unholy striped hyena
  04/03/26
here in Brussels it is being reported he called 47 from his ...
Irradiated Locus
  04/03/26
? hes like that because he is good at golf. imo this thr...
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  04/03/26
he's naturally a bitch. you can tell. does anything about hi...
Unholy striped hyena
  04/03/26
i agree somewhat. dont think he'd be the SOF badass he d...
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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:32 PM
Author: Onyx Native

He seems relatively intelligent and checks the right boxes, so I could see him as a token high-level corporate exec with an easy/bullshit portfolio (“EVP of Innovation”).

He’d definitely have a white wife, not as hot as Elin, but probably solid for a UMC shrew.

I can’t imagine he’d have a lot of friends, he would still be cheap and unpleasant. The black security guards would say hi to him but secretly think he’s an Urkel/Uncle Tom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49784854)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:48 PM
Author: histrionic chestnut principal's office

lol he has zero charisma or gravitas. He'd maybe end up managing an Enterprise if he tried getting an office job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49786721)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:14 PM
Author: Unholy striped hyena

this. he is ugly. his personality sucks. he is not a great speaker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49786782)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:33 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Cobalt Ceo Hall

seems like an accountant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49784857)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Gay coldplay fan

Second tier city rainmaker, or even office managing, partner at PwC with a portfolio of middle market goods & services distribution/middle-man companies that he sells audit and advisory services to. He’s 15% worse at golf than he is in our universe, which still makes him a standout at his country club (which he wouldn’t have been able to join prior to 1988). The contrast between how he’s treated there by the young businessman golfers and the old boomer biddies causes massive cognitive dissonances that spilled over into THE INCIDENT at the Christmas party a few years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49784881)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:45 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Cobalt Ceo Hall

so he still ends up with a DWI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49784899)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Hilarious bearded dilemma

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49784911)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: Gay coldplay fan



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Date: March 31st, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Hilarious bearded dilemma



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: Anal dopamine

lol

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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: Hilarious bearded dilemma



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:00 PM
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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:07 PM
Author: Hilarious bearded dilemma



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Date: April 1st, 2026 8:10 AM
Author: Mustard vibrant party of the first part



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:16 PM
Author: Hilarious bearded dilemma

Can’t see this username without LOLing, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49785988)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 8:13 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Frum Business Firm Feces

Go on...

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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:16 PM
Author: Hilarious bearded dilemma



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:31 PM
Author: Onyx Native



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Hilarious bearded dilemma



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: Hilarious bearded dilemma

Who would his Anna Kendrick be in that case?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49786000)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Cobalt Ceo Hall

some azn 7 who is also an accountant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49786008)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Hilarious bearded dilemma

I understand and wish to continue. 🐯

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49786010)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Gay coldplay fan

He’s been married to Natalie for 22 years now. Before kids she also worked at PwC in HR. She spent two years post-college in MFH living it up, before moving back to ATL to “be closer to family” which is obviously code for daddy wouldn’t subsidize her rent past her 25th birthday. She reconnected with Tiger, who she’d known in passing as undergrads at UGA for the two years they overlapped, via the country club. She was a Tri Delt and keeps her hair just as blonde and coiffed at 48 as she did at 18. Yoga pants and Pilates. Range Rovers. Golden Retreivers. Three kids in private school. Buckhead home. Litchfield beach house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49786365)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:57 PM
Author: Hilarious bearded dilemma

1800000000000000000000000000000000000000000

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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: Hilarious bearded dilemma

wouldn’t subsidize her rent past her 25th birthday tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49786392)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: Wonderful sickened locale gaping

Many Such Cases!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49786566)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:48 PM
Author: Hilarious bearded dilemma



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:59 PM
Author: Hilarious bearded dilemma

“Yoga pants and Pilates. Range Rovers. Golden Retreivers.”

Made my day with this part, tyvm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49786396)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:19 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Cobalt Ceo Hall

are big 4 partners balling that hard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49786474)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: coral pocket flask church

Their wives are

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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:48 PM
Author: Hilarious bearded dilemma



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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:00 PM
Author: Gay coldplay fan

Cr. And our universe Tiger has like a 200 foot Westport yacht. Leveraging his life to the absolute hilt is hardcoded into his DNA. Absolute ancestral memory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49786746)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:03 PM
Author: Hilarious bearded dilemma

Leveraging his life to the absolute hilt

And

Absolute ancestral memory

IRL involuntary laughter while standing in line at Chipotle, ty for your cyber service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49786755)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:16 PM
Author: concupiscible impressive potus box office



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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:31 PM
Author: Hilarious bearded dilemma



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:21 PM
Author: Boyish doctorate casino

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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:48 PM
Author: Hilarious bearded dilemma



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:34 PM
Author: know-it-all boistinker range

nico harris

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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:41 PM
Author: up-to-no-good canary juggernaut trailer park

He's too competitive to not be in something like sales.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49784888)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:43 PM
Author: comical garrison turdskin

I don't think anyone asked for a retarded brown piece of shit to chime in, so fuck off goat nigger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49784892)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: Wonderful sickened locale gaping



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:16 PM
Author: Hilarious bearded dilemma



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Date: April 1st, 2026 8:08 AM
Author: Irradiated Locus

just a big kid who never grew up like that Tom Hanks character

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49785387)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 8:13 AM
Author: Slippery violent toilet seat gay wizard

sober

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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:16 PM
Author: Hilarious bearded dilemma

Whoa

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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Stubborn Massive Famous Landscape Painting Church Building

genx

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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: Hilarious bearded dilemma

wtf I love genx now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49786036)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:41 PM
Author: Carnelian water buffalo

Military. There was some article a few years back about how he became obsessed with the Navy SEALs and would train with them in his off time. He apparently talked about leaving golf to try and become one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49786104)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: Hilarious bearded dilemma

180, I’d forgotten about that

Seems like he knows on some level that a structured disciplined existence is what works best for him, but can’t find the consistent motivation to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49786118)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:21 PM
Author: Boyish doctorate casino

Haha imagine being like that lol

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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:07 PM
Author: Hilarious bearded dilemma

;-)

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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:15 PM
Author: Boyish doctorate casino



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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: beady-eyed azn

His dad was a SEAL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49786750)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:08 PM
Author: Hilarious bearded dilemma

The most prestigious tiger woods ancestral heritage discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49786760)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: cracking patrolman organic girlfriend

tiger's ancestry is kinda crazy. his black dad was a quarter chinese and his azn mom a quarter white(dutch iirc)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49788749)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 10:19 AM
Author: cracking patrolman organic girlfriend

earl woods was an army SFmo aka green beret. tiger wanted to be a SEAL though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49788736)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: beady-eyed azn

That's how he got injured, doing fantasy camp SEAL workouts. The SEALs thought he was a dweeb and he wouldn't buy them drinks or dinner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49786748)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:09 PM
Author: Carnelian water buffalo

There is probably an alternate universe where he never does the SEAL workouts and wins 20 majors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49786771)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: Hilarious bearded dilemma



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 9:15 AM
Author: beady-eyed azn



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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:16 PM
Author: Unholy striped hyena

your forgetting one serious factor - tiger woods is a bitch

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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: charismatic rigpig

bald, ugly, lonely, and talentless... basically CharlesXII

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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:41 PM
Author: histrionic chestnut principal's office

Pro eSports player

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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:49 PM
Author: Hilarious bearded dilemma

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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: startling french theater national security agency

he'd run a roofing company and upcharge first-time homeowners on everything fucking thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49786986)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: Soul-stirring brunch

Probably less than a lot of poasters ITT seem to think. Dude has no natural people skills. "According to author Armen Keteyian, Woods asked Jordan how to talk to women when they went to clubs. “Michael, to ever-loving credit, goes, ‘You tell them you’re Tiger Woods,’"

https://www.latimes.com/sports/story/2021-01-17/tiger-woods-documentary-hbo-takeaways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49788653)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 9:41 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Cobalt Ceo Hall

lol jordan is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49788660)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 10:21 AM
Author: lake multi-billionaire immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49788738)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: Onyx Native

He’s a dork but his floor would be pretty high. Being an American-born straight black guy with a 4 year degree who doesn’t make whites uncomfortable is a pretty hard hand to screw up. He’s just the right age too, he would have been plucked from middle to upper management during the great DEI push.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49788793)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: cracking patrolman organic girlfriend

military then HS teacher and track/cross country coach who bangs the kids moms and maybe some of the teen girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49788741)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 6:59 PM
Author: greedy fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49791961)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 10:44 PM
Author: Unholy striped hyena

how are people saying "military"? he is a bitch faggot . his entire life is being coddled and privileged. you think he's gonna relate to Darnell Washington or Essay Chavez in the barracks?

the dude literally got hurt multiple times playing GOLF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49790476)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 10:38 AM
Author: puce learning disabled property black woman

its because by most accounts his father was a hard ass dude who grew up black and poor then had a prestigious military career. tiger is more like his asain mom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49790902)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 10:59 AM
Author: Unholy striped hyena

"tiger is more like his asain mom."

exactly. like I said he's a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49790940)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: Irradiated Locus

here in Brussels it is being reported he called 47 from his cellphone just before the cop arrested him-- hopefully the story is false or misleading

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49790919)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: cracking patrolman organic girlfriend

? hes like that because he is good at golf.

imo this thread is about what hed be like if he wasnt good at it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49791642)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Unholy striped hyena

he's naturally a bitch. you can tell. does anything about him seem tough to you? of course its extreme because of golf privilege you are correct there. He didnt get the tough black qualities and disciplined asain qualities that would make a 180 soldier. Instead he got the soft effiminate asain qualities and the entitled black qualities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49791742)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: cracking patrolman organic girlfriend

i agree somewhat.

dont think he'd be the SOF badass he dreamed of becoming but i still see the regular guy version of him at least joining

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49791773)