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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
Embarrassed To The Bone Curious Crackhouse
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
Primrose aromatic persian
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
Beady-eyed dilemma hominid
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
duck-like coffee pot
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
magenta alcoholic bawdyhouse
  08/30/25
...
Cerebral church double fault
  09/05/25
, he lisped
Rebellious Piazza Wagecucks
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
buff sanctuary stain
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
Embarrassed To The Bone Curious Crackhouse
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
buff sanctuary stain
  08/31/25
...
Glassy Low-t Cruise Ship Rigpig
  08/31/25
https://www.atptour.com/en/news/sinner-cerundolo-roland-garr...
TurboGrafx-67
  09/09/26
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
Beady-eyed dilemma hominid
  08/31/25
delusional take
Glassy Low-t Cruise Ship Rigpig
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
Beady-eyed dilemma hominid
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
house-broken pink hell azn
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
Beady-eyed dilemma hominid
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
Cheese-eating cobalt friendly grandma den
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
Beady-eyed dilemma hominid
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
Embarrassed To The Bone Curious Crackhouse
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
Beady-eyed dilemma hominid
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
Embarrassed To The Bone Curious Crackhouse
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
Cheese-eating cobalt friendly grandma den
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
Beady-eyed dilemma hominid
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
Beady-eyed dilemma hominid
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
Beady-eyed dilemma hominid
  09/03/25
List of every grand slam semifinalist since this thread was ...
TurboGrafx-67
  09/09/26
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
Cheese-eating cobalt friendly grandma den
  09/05/25
...
Beady-eyed dilemma hominid
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
Talking Bateful Menage
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
Cheese-eating cobalt friendly grandma den
  09/05/25
...
Beady-eyed dilemma hominid
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
Beady-eyed dilemma hominid
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
Cheese-eating cobalt friendly grandma den
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
Embarrassed To The Bone Curious Crackhouse
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
Sapphire Wild Institution
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
Beady-eyed dilemma hominid
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
Sapphire Wild Institution
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
Beady-eyed dilemma hominid
  09/05/25
Kenny
Cheese-eating cobalt friendly grandma den
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Embarrassed To The Bone Curious Crackhouse
  09/06/25
...
Ruby stubborn trump supporter
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
Beady-eyed dilemma hominid
  09/06/25
...
Ruby stubborn trump supporter
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Embarrassed To The Bone Curious Crackhouse
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
Beady-eyed dilemma hominid
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
At-the-ready Stage Depressive
  09/07/25
Explain
Embarrassed To The Bone Curious Crackhouse
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
Ebony dopamine
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
Embarrassed To The Bone Curious Crackhouse
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
Beady-eyed dilemma hominid
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
Embarrassed To The Bone Curious Crackhouse
  09/07/25
...
house-broken pink hell azn
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
Beady-eyed dilemma hominid
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
Beady-eyed dilemma hominid
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
Beady-eyed dilemma hominid
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
Beady-eyed dilemma hominid
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
Beady-eyed dilemma hominid
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
Beady-eyed dilemma hominid
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
Beady-eyed dilemma hominid
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
Cheese-eating cobalt friendly grandma den
  01/18/26
...
Beady-eyed dilemma hominid
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
Unhinged Appetizing Circlehead
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
Beady-eyed dilemma hominid
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
Beady-eyed dilemma hominid
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
Beady-eyed dilemma hominid
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
Beady-eyed dilemma hominid
  01/28/26
we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by gett...
Beady-eyed dilemma hominid
  01/30/26
Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass? Sinner lo...
Embarrassed To The Bone Curious Crackhouse
  01/30/26
tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz,...
Beady-eyed dilemma hominid
  01/31/26
Sinner lost
Embarrassed To The Bone Curious Crackhouse
  02/01/26
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominan...
Beady-eyed dilemma hominid
  03/16/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o drop...
Beady-eyed dilemma hominid
  03/30/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, a...
Beady-eyed dilemma hominid
  05/03/26
At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possib...
arousing godawful french chef scourge upon the earth
  05/03/26
tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far...
Beady-eyed dilemma hominid
  05/03/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026,...
Beady-eyed dilemma hominid
  05/17/26
#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs tod...
Beady-eyed dilemma hominid
  05/28/26
ran here. kenny vindicated again
Cheese-eating cobalt friendly grandma den
  05/28/26
...
Beady-eyed dilemma hominid
  05/28/26
...
Embarrassed To The Bone Curious Crackhouse
  06/07/26
Bump for parity
Cheese-eating cobalt friendly grandma den
  07/12/26
...
Beady-eyed dilemma hominid
  07/12/26
Sinner is going to creampie.
Snowy potus
  07/12/26
Tennis star Jannik Sinner fuels his intense training with a ...
Cheese-eating cobalt friendly grandma den
  07/13/26
OP vindicated. alcatraz must not have had enough shrimp in h...
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  09/09/26
OP wrecked everyone itt
TurboGrafx-67
  09/09/26
...
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  09/09/26
Can't believe Alcatraz lost and now it's going to be all bla...
The FIRE RYAN DAY JUGGERNAUT
  09/09/26
https://www.atptour.com/en/news/sinner-cerundolo-roland-garr...
TurboGrafx-67
  09/09/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Curious Crackhouse

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Primrose aromatic persian

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Beady-eyed dilemma hominid

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: duck-like coffee pot

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: magenta alcoholic bawdyhouse

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Cerebral church double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Rebellious Piazza Wagecucks

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: buff sanctuary stain

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Curious Crackhouse

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: buff sanctuary stain

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Glassy Low-t Cruise Ship Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49225821)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67

https://www.atptour.com/en/news/sinner-cerundolo-roland-garros-2026-thursday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#50125880)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Beady-eyed dilemma hominid

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Glassy Low-t Cruise Ship Rigpig

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Beady-eyed dilemma hominid

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: house-broken pink hell azn

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Beady-eyed dilemma hominid

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Cheese-eating cobalt friendly grandma den

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Beady-eyed dilemma hominid

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Curious Crackhouse

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Beady-eyed dilemma hominid

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Curious Crackhouse

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Cheese-eating cobalt friendly grandma den

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Beady-eyed dilemma hominid

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: Beady-eyed dilemma hominid

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Beady-eyed dilemma hominid

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49234977)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67

List of every grand slam semifinalist since this thread was made

Alcaraz, Carlos

Arnaldi, Matteo

Auger-Aliassime, Félix

Cobolli, Flavio

Djokovic, Novak

Fery, Arthur

Khachanov, Karen

Menšík, Jakub

Shelton, Ben

Sinner, Jannik

Tiafoe, Frances

Zverev, Alexander

Add Taylor Fritz and Lorenzo Musetti if you go back to May 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#50125851)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Cheese-eating cobalt friendly grandma den

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Beady-eyed dilemma hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Talking Bateful Menage

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Cheese-eating cobalt friendly grandma den

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Beady-eyed dilemma hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Beady-eyed dilemma hominid

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Cheese-eating cobalt friendly grandma den

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Curious Crackhouse

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Sapphire Wild Institution

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Beady-eyed dilemma hominid

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Sapphire Wild Institution

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Beady-eyed dilemma hominid

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Cheese-eating cobalt friendly grandma den

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Curious Crackhouse

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Ruby stubborn trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: Beady-eyed dilemma hominid

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Ruby stubborn trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Curious Crackhouse

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: Beady-eyed dilemma hominid

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: At-the-ready Stage Depressive

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Curious Crackhouse

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Ebony dopamine

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Curious Crackhouse

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Beady-eyed dilemma hominid

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Curious Crackhouse

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: house-broken pink hell azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Beady-eyed dilemma hominid

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Beady-eyed dilemma hominid

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Beady-eyed dilemma hominid

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Beady-eyed dilemma hominid

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Beady-eyed dilemma hominid

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Beady-eyed dilemma hominid

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Beady-eyed dilemma hominid

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: Cheese-eating cobalt friendly grandma den

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Beady-eyed dilemma hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Unhinged Appetizing Circlehead

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: Beady-eyed dilemma hominid

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: Beady-eyed dilemma hominid

wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: Beady-eyed dilemma hominid

AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: Beady-eyed dilemma hominid

AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49626057)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: Beady-eyed dilemma hominid

we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49632584)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Curious Crackhouse

Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass?

Sinner lost

You were PWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49634102)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Beady-eyed dilemma hominid

tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz, doobs)

that's some serious parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49636738)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Curious Crackhouse

Sinner lost

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49637675)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: Beady-eyed dilemma hominid

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominance continues: they have won the last ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ– ๐ญ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ง๐š๐ฆ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ in which both were in the draw

๐‘‡โ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘™๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐‘ก ๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘’ ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘ก ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘š ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘  ๐‘€๐‘Ž๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘‘ 2024, ๐‘ค๐‘œ๐‘› ๐‘๐‘ฆ ๐ด๐‘›๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘ฆ ๐‘…๐‘ข๐‘๐‘™๐‘’๐‘ฃ

https://x.com/TennisMyLife68/status/2033340792664670454

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49748059)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: Beady-eyed dilemma hominid

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o dropping the set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49780103)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Beady-eyed dilemma hominid

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, and being 30-2 on the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49861962)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: arousing godawful french chef scourge upon the earth

At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possible that Alcafraud might actually have a historic year given the Australian Open win. But he just isn't consistent enough. Granted, his style is fun to watch. Especially compared to Janik Doper and his carrot juice.

Meanwhile, the Americans are pretty much all a disgrace. Trying to be influencers instead of doing the actual work to be the Top Guy.

The OP was wrong to say there is parity in the top 30, unless you mean the men ranked 4 - 30 (maybe 3 - 30, now that Djokovic is legitimately just old.) But there's no reason why one of these other guys can't win ONE major over Lance and Doobs. I get the sense that frauds like Taylor Fritz are just happy to be there and to collect checks from random vodka company sponsors than to do what it takes to be truly great. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49861979)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Beady-eyed dilemma hominid

tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far more talented and excited than tyrolean doobs. injuries are bad for one's legacy. you cant just miss slams in your prime and expect to be the GOAT. fed and djoker were amazingly consistent and injury free, and lance's doping-induced injuries hurt his legacy.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49862392)



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Date: May 17th, 2026 2:02 PM
Author: Beady-eyed dilemma hominid

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026, and 34 straight masters match wins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49887699)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Beady-eyed dilemma hominid

#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49905054)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Cheese-eating cobalt friendly grandma den

ran here. kenny vindicated again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49905107)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: Beady-eyed dilemma hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49905296)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Curious Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49919996)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 7:45 AM
Author: Cheese-eating cobalt friendly grandma den

Bump for parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49994012)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: Beady-eyed dilemma hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49994028)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Snowy potus

Sinner is going to creampie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49994053)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: Cheese-eating cobalt friendly grandma den

Tennis star Jannik Sinner fuels his intense training with a balanced breakfast of eggs, whole-grain bread or toast, Greek yogurt with fresh fruit and whole-grain cereal, and honey or jam. This combination provides the lean protein and complex carbohydrates needed for sustained energy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49996110)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 7:34 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


OP vindicated. alcatraz must not have had enough shrimp in his paella to lose to bbc ben in a 5th set breaker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#50124214)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67

OP wrecked everyone itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#50124485)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#50124653)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: The FIRE RYAN DAY JUGGERNAUT

Can't believe Alcatraz lost and now it's going to be all blacks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#50124663)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 10:46 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67

https://www.atptour.com/en/news/sinner-cerundolo-roland-garros-2026-thursday

Bros, this article literally says that the #1 player lost to #56 because he got tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#50126050)