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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
fighting cumskin
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
laughsome kitchen
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
Crusty passionate locus
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
exhilarant address sandwich
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
Olive voyeur
  08/30/25
...
amethyst rigor
  09/05/25
, he lisped
Exciting filthy jap den
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
Mahogany Lascivious Marketing Idea Antidepressant Drug
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
fighting cumskin
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
Mahogany Lascivious Marketing Idea Antidepressant Drug
  08/31/25
...
Hyperventilating supple theatre
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
Crusty passionate locus
  08/31/25
delusional take
Hyperventilating supple theatre
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
Crusty passionate locus
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
titillating opaque site main people
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
Crusty passionate locus
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
pea-brained heady pistol field
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
Crusty passionate locus
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
fighting cumskin
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
Crusty passionate locus
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
fighting cumskin
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
pea-brained heady pistol field
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
Crusty passionate locus
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
Crusty passionate locus
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
Crusty passionate locus
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
pea-brained heady pistol field
  09/05/25
...
Crusty passionate locus
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
Magical Balding Son Of Senegal Theater Stage
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
pea-brained heady pistol field
  09/05/25
...
Crusty passionate locus
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
Crusty passionate locus
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
pea-brained heady pistol field
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
fighting cumskin
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
Irradiated rigpig fortuitous meteor
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
Crusty passionate locus
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
Irradiated rigpig fortuitous meteor
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
Crusty passionate locus
  09/05/25
Kenny
pea-brained heady pistol field
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
fighting cumskin
  09/06/25
...
glittery maniacal gaping
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
Crusty passionate locus
  09/06/25
...
glittery maniacal gaping
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
fighting cumskin
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
Crusty passionate locus
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
chocolate know-it-all wagecucks
  09/07/25
Explain
fighting cumskin
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
Vibrant Ceo
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
fighting cumskin
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
Crusty passionate locus
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
fighting cumskin
  09/07/25
...
titillating opaque site main people
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
Crusty passionate locus
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
Crusty passionate locus
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
Crusty passionate locus
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
Crusty passionate locus
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
Crusty passionate locus
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
Crusty passionate locus
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
Crusty passionate locus
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
pea-brained heady pistol field
  01/18/26
...
Crusty passionate locus
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
Seedy spot
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
Crusty passionate locus
  01/18/26
alcatraz beat #31 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some...
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  01/25/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: fighting cumskin

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: laughsome kitchen

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Crusty passionate locus

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: exhilarant address sandwich

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Olive voyeur

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: amethyst rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Exciting filthy jap den

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Mahogany Lascivious Marketing Idea Antidepressant Drug

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: fighting cumskin

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Mahogany Lascivious Marketing Idea Antidepressant Drug

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Hyperventilating supple theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Crusty passionate locus

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Hyperventilating supple theatre

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Crusty passionate locus

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: titillating opaque site main people

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Crusty passionate locus

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: pea-brained heady pistol field

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Crusty passionate locus

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: fighting cumskin

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Crusty passionate locus

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: fighting cumskin

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: pea-brained heady pistol field

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Crusty passionate locus

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: Crusty passionate locus

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Crusty passionate locus

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: pea-brained heady pistol field

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Crusty passionate locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Magical Balding Son Of Senegal Theater Stage

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: pea-brained heady pistol field

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Crusty passionate locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Crusty passionate locus

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: pea-brained heady pistol field

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: fighting cumskin

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Irradiated rigpig fortuitous meteor

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Crusty passionate locus

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Irradiated rigpig fortuitous meteor

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Crusty passionate locus

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: pea-brained heady pistol field

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: fighting cumskin

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: glittery maniacal gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: Crusty passionate locus

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: glittery maniacal gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: fighting cumskin

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: Crusty passionate locus

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: chocolate know-it-all wagecucks

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: fighting cumskin

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Vibrant Ceo

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: fighting cumskin

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Crusty passionate locus

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: fighting cumskin

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: titillating opaque site main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Crusty passionate locus

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Crusty passionate locus

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Crusty passionate locus

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Crusty passionate locus

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Crusty passionate locus

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Crusty passionate locus

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Crusty passionate locus

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: pea-brained heady pistol field

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Crusty passionate locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Seedy spot

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: Crusty passionate locus

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
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alcatraz beat #31 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #31 guy

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