truly amazing SOXL will trade within a band from like 5-6.25...	Electric medicated toaster address	04/17/26
Lmao, you're still MAF that trump ended the war and stonks a...	magenta wonderful pit lettuce	04/17/26
yes, im MAF, this is all im thinking abt since i have no oth...	Electric medicated toaster address	04/18/26
Why don't you just buy and hold ETFs for years and reap the ...	Lascivious dingle berry	04/18/26
no, furk that shit. i dont even need to be in market i shld ...	Electric medicated toaster address	04/18/26
Putting 1 mil into 4% divvies and putting 400k in VOO is by ...	Lascivious dingle berry	04/18/26
i already have like 820k in PAAA SGOV GSY getting like 4.5%,...	Electric medicated toaster address	04/18/26
Yeah I don't know how much your short position is going to r...	Lascivious dingle berry	04/18/26
What the fuck are these third world maniacs talking about in...	Drab Philosopher-king Reading Party	04/18/26

Date: April 17th, 2026 3:25 PM Author: Electric medicated toaster address truly amazing SOXL will trade within a band from like 5-6.25% up and never change entire day. Truly amazin! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857875&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49823755)

Date: April 17th, 2026 4:05 PM Author: magenta wonderful pit lettuce Lmao, you're still MAF that trump ended the war and stonks are at an ATH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857875&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49823771)

Date: April 18th, 2026 3:24 AM Author: Electric medicated toaster address yes, im MAF, this is all im thinking abt since i have no other stressors in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857875&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49824563)

Date: April 18th, 2026 3:44 AM Author: Lascivious dingle berry Why don't you just buy and hold ETFs for years and reap the profits of American ingenuity and never options trade or short the market again? You could be rich too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857875&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49824568)

Date: April 18th, 2026 3:46 AM Author: Electric medicated toaster address no, furk that shit. i dont even need to be in market i shld keep 1m in non equities just coping 4.5% divvies and onl keep 400k in marketes but yes i shld just put in VOO and not furk arnd but even that i dont know market cld do a 2000 crash that takes 15 y to recover, funny how idiots forget that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857875&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49824570)

Date: April 18th, 2026 3:57 AM Author: Lascivious dingle berry Putting 1 mil into 4% divvies and putting 400k in VOO is by far the smartest trading strategy you have ever put forth on this website and it's not close. Just do it man. Give up the ghost. In a year, you'll be richer. And every year basically forever, you'll be richer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857875&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49824572)

Date: April 18th, 2026 4:14 AM Author: Electric medicated toaster address i already have like 820k in PAAA SGOV GSY getting like 4.5%, only issue is my brillant reverse 3x bet on market ljl once that recovers inshallah then i can easily just put 180k more into safe shit to get to 1m then 400k in SPY maybe and maybe 10k to furk arnd with options and shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857875&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49824578)

Date: April 18th, 2026 4:16 AM Author: Lascivious dingle berry Yeah I don't know how much your short position is going to recover any time soon... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857875&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49824580)

Date: April 18th, 2026 4:20 AM Author: Drab Philosopher-king Reading Party What the fuck are these third world maniacs talking about in this thread? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857875&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310907#49824584)