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Had my gallbladder ripped out by a robot
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Date: March 9th, 2026 3:02 PM Author: domesticated bipolar masturbator Taking questions (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5843532&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49729209) |
Date: March 9th, 2026 3:03 PM Author: Beady-eyed kitchen athletic conference How fat are you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5843532&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49729214) |
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Date: March 9th, 2026 3:05 PM Author: domesticated bipolar masturbator Only a little, but I am old. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5843532&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49729219) |
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Date: March 9th, 2026 3:06 PM Author: domesticated bipolar masturbator Somehow it became infected with an antibiotic resistant bug and gave me sepsis. They didn't find any stones. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5843532&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49729233) |
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Date: March 9th, 2026 6:12 PM Author: Titillating dark scourge upon the earth you’re lucky to be alive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5843532&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49730100) |
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Date: March 9th, 2026 3:11 PM Author: Beady-eyed kitchen athletic conference I had an infection in my spleen recently. It was very swollen. They thought it might be a blood cancer. But it was just a bad infection. They put me on mega antibiotics and I got to keep my spleen but they were talking about surgery for a minute there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5843532&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49729255) |
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Date: March 9th, 2026 3:15 PM Author: domesticated bipolar masturbator The sepsis was unpleasant. Really fucks up everything. Spent a week in the hospital then 10 days on IV antibiotics at home. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5843532&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49729269) |
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Date: March 9th, 2026 3:16 PM Author: Bespoke sexy kitty by a robot? do the machines from Alien Prometheus now exist? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5843532&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49729275) |
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Date: March 9th, 2026 3:23 PM Author: domesticated bipolar masturbator It was doc controlled. It felt like an alien abduction. I was lying on a table with this big thing above me that had four long sharp shiny probes hanging down. That's the last thing I remember until I woke up with five wounds in my belly.
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Date: March 9th, 2026 3:42 PM Author: Bespoke sexy kitty what does the robot add? steadier hands, better eyesight?
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Date: March 9th, 2026 3:45 PM Author: domesticated bipolar masturbator That, I think. Better vision and improved dexterity. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5843532&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49729369) |
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Date: March 9th, 2026 7:32 PM Author: Floppy office They’re old repurposed military bomb robots not flame
Total scam and don’t make a difference in outcomes minus liek a half liter of blood loss but insurance can bill moar |
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Date: March 9th, 2026 8:45 PM Author: domesticated bipolar masturbator Zero blood loss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5843532&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49730566) |
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Date: March 9th, 2026 3:25 PM Author: overrated balding roommate deer antler Congrats on surviving (unironically). 30 years ago my grandma died during "routine" gallbladder surgery, but nothing is routine when you're 80 or thereabouts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5843532&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49729304) |
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Date: March 9th, 2026 3:29 PM Author: domesticated bipolar masturbator Mortality rate from the kind of sepsis(ESBL Klebsiella)I had is supposedly 20-40%. Doc friend said I must be otherwise healthy to have recovered so quickly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5843532&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49729321) |
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Date: March 9th, 2026 3:37 PM Author: overrated balding roommate deer antler How does that even happen? You hit the rail hard skateboarding or something? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5843532&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49729341) |
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Date: March 9th, 2026 3:42 PM Author: domesticated bipolar masturbator It's a mystery. There was speculation that there was a gallstone that got stuck in the bile duct for a while then went on its merry way, but they never actually saw one on imaging or in the path exam. Apparently whatever it was had been going on for a long time based on what the surgeon saw. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5843532&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49729356) |
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Date: March 9th, 2026 3:51 PM Author: outnumbered indigo pozpig fanboi You ever tried Asian Pussy? What was the Asian Pussy scene like back in the 70s? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5843532&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49729393) |
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Date: March 9th, 2026 4:00 PM Author: domesticated bipolar masturbator Asians were in short supply in the 60s and 70s. I never found an Asian to date. My only experience with Asian pussy was in the 70s when my deranged Indian client from Hellosirland forced me to go with him to a brothel in Bangkok. It was actually quite good.
In college there were only a handful of Asians. Now it's almost 50%.
US demographics have changed enormously since then. |
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Date: March 9th, 2026 4:02 PM Author: outnumbered indigo pozpig fanboi Thoughts in general re: Asian Pussy at college now vs back then? Good thing? Bad thing? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5843532&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49729416) |
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Date: March 9th, 2026 4:30 PM Author: domesticated bipolar masturbator I can only speculate, having no direct current experience. I would suppose it's a good thing. Asian women can be attractive. No idea about attitude, which is what matters most. I've read on xo about the Asian superstudy/grind syndrome, but I have no idea if that's universal or even real. From a purely physical standpoint I would cheerfully fuck Asian women. The big question is whether they would cheerfully fuck me. I'll add that even in LS there were almost zero Asians. There have been big changes. Somebody will have to educate me on current sex culture. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5843532&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49729504) |
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Date: March 9th, 2026 6:12 PM Author: outnumbered indigo pozpig fanboi Yeah I have no idea about current sex culture either but Asian Pussy is 180 and I think you could probably get some if you wanted. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5843532&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49730091) |
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Date: March 9th, 2026 6:13 PM Author: Titillating dark scourge upon the earth how many years do you think you have left? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5843532&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49730101) |
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Date: March 9th, 2026 6:35 PM Author: domesticated bipolar masturbator No way to know for sure. Actuarially, maybe 10. Don't have any known terminal conditions yet. Sister lived to 90 in spite of alcoholism.
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Date: March 9th, 2026 7:12 PM Author: Titillating dark scourge upon the earth godspeed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5843532&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49730311) |
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Date: March 9th, 2026 7:18 PM Author: domesticated bipolar masturbator tyvm
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Date: March 9th, 2026 6:41 PM Author: dashing kitty cat How would you react to a dementia-type situation, i.e., knowing you have a condition that will turn ur mind to mush well before you physically die. Killself? "Memory care"? Nothing?
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Date: March 9th, 2026 7:07 PM Author: domesticated bipolar masturbator If I knew it was imminent, I would make arrangements for memory care and get things in order while I could still think. Might move into assisted living early to make life easier for spouse, if still living, or self if not. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5843532&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49730296) |
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Date: March 9th, 2026 7:37 PM Author: dashing kitty cat Rationale for not humanely killing self before brain completely turns to mush in that case? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5843532&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49730364) |
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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:41 PM Author: domesticated bipolar masturbator No rationale, just aversion. I might change my mind. I’m unlikely to get Alzheimer’s, but vascular dementia and stroke are always possible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5843532&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49732183) |
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Date: March 9th, 2026 7:12 PM Author: Emerald tattoo I hope you live through several cybertruck lease terms (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5843532&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49730310) |
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Date: March 9th, 2026 7:18 PM Author: domesticated bipolar masturbator Me, too!
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