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how the fuck do people not survive plane crashes?

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump ...
Heady messiness point
  11/17/13
wow great point man
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  11/17/13
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Heady messiness point
  12/01/13
jejumos = chink laguardians are cumskin and thus immune to ...
fishy milk house
  03/24/26
like how cumskins are immune to chinkflu
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hyperventilating insanely creepy meetinghouse knife
  11/17/13
you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fi...
Beady-eyed carnelian parlour deer antler
  11/17/13
Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. ...
slate heaven
  11/17/13
don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body ...
angry razzle-dazzle goyim
  11/18/13
tp
Lavender parlor
  11/03/25
(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)
Sinister School Cafeteria Giraffe
  12/01/13
not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested thi...
buff halford
  11/17/13
i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pul...
hyperventilating insanely creepy meetinghouse knife
  11/17/13
probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ...
buff halford
  11/17/13
right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id ...
Heady messiness point
  11/17/13
yeah exactly
buff halford
  11/17/13
i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.
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  12/22/14
pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that lik...
buff halford
  12/22/14
go back to reddit
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  12/10/19
cr same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump u...
violent orchestra pit
  11/17/13
hard part about this is timing. you never really know and th...
Heady messiness point
  11/17/13
What if it is at night though bro?
Purple Fantasy-prone Ceo Station
  11/17/13
see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think a...
Heady messiness point
  11/17/13
dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we ...
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  02/22/14
You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the rai...
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  04/07/16
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  12/10/19
Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?
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i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyon...
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  11/17/13
I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a p...
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  11/17/13
or a gigantic shopping bag
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?
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i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing lin...
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  11/18/13
Well?
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  02/22/14
[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]
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  03/24/15
you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever
Aromatic primrose address striped hyena
  11/17/13
(physics n00b)
hyperventilating insanely creepy meetinghouse knife
  11/17/13
almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the ...
light diverse abode
  11/17/13
Your done here lol
Startling swashbuckling idiot
  11/17/13
just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph
Aromatic primrose address striped hyena
  11/17/13
you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going for...
Heady messiness point
  11/17/13
jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from ...
Aromatic primrose address striped hyena
  11/17/13
Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simp...
Startling swashbuckling idiot
  11/17/13
Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right ab...
buff halford
  11/17/13
(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 sec...
Heady messiness point
  11/17/13
It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with th...
Aromatic primrose address striped hyena
  11/17/13
even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from ...
Heady messiness point
  11/17/13
you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider r...
buff halford
  11/17/13
You're done here
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(idiot)
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yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of t...
amber cuck turdskin
  11/17/13
right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivo...
Heady messiness point
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i never understood why so many people survive car accidents ...
Stimulating prole
  11/17/13
something to do with airbags i think
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buff halford
  11/17/13
ahhh makes sense
Stimulating prole
  11/17/13
how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?
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only?
amber cuck turdskin
  11/17/13
because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually...
buff halford
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(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sit...
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Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material ...
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i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would...
Heady messiness point
  11/17/13
Shitlawyer union won't let them
Startling swashbuckling idiot
  11/17/13
lol because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly
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couldnt they just make the engines stronger?
Stimulating prole
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lol
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lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that,&quo...
boyish opaque institution reading party
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LOL yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??
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lmao.
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cq
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After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as yo...
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  11/17/13
lol'd irl from picturing this
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Underrated
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holy shit lol
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tyft mental image
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chortled, picturing road runner legs.
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Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How...
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  11/17/13
"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty f...
buff halford
  11/17/13
Your degree taught you shit dumbass. http://dsc.discover...
Federal Sienna Hunting Ground Puppy
  11/17/13
"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people success...
buff halford
  11/17/13
I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so m...
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  11/17/13
yeah I mean every bit helps
buff halford
  11/17/13
Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro
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*legit retard*
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Read up faggot http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbust...
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  11/17/13
That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane ...
Crawly glittery space
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titcr chip kelly is done here
Stimulating prole
  11/17/13
yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by tw...
buff halford
  11/17/13
LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the...
Federal Sienna Hunting Ground Puppy
  11/17/13
show your work, faggot
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  11/17/13
cr what a clown lol
buff halford
  11/17/13
right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment...
buff halford
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"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator ca...
Federal Sienna Hunting Ground Puppy
  11/17/13
am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh. ...
buff halford
  11/17/13
LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explan...
Federal Sienna Hunting Ground Puppy
  11/17/13
? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B....
buff halford
  11/17/13
i thought you had a ph.d
Mildly Autistic Wonderful Mood
  11/17/13
same thing but no yeah i gave up those dreams to be...
buff halford
  11/17/13
you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework....
Mildly Autistic Wonderful Mood
  11/17/13
this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy inste...
Mildly Autistic Wonderful Mood
  11/17/13
LJL, how could the dummy even jump?
Crawly glittery space
  11/17/13
LOL
buff halford
  11/17/13
(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)
Federal Sienna Hunting Ground Puppy
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Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. ...
Crawly glittery space
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How are the "physics" different mouthbreather? ...
Federal Sienna Hunting Ground Puppy
  11/17/13
The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was u...
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LOL tyft great flame or you are legitimately retarded
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chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE
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worst selfpwn i've seen in a while
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really embarassing
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no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol reta...
Heady messiness point
  11/17/13
According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and ...
Federal Sienna Hunting Ground Puppy
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The ACTUAL PERSON survived, ...
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  11/17/13
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  11/18/13
Bort, what's the debate and who is between? tyia
amber cuck turdskin
  11/17/13
these people who can't think for themselves just buy into co...
Heady messiness point
  11/17/13
well executed flame
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holy shit not flame
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tl;dr why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why d...
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it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger fli...
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cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing ...
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Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, ...
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the scariest thing about this thread? the people that don...
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Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airl...
Heady messiness point
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the ONLY question that matters. how can i change?
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If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you...
Heady messiness point
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i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why ...
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(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash) The plane literally...
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that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it ...
territorial business firm haunted graveyard
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i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging eleva...
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Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard...
Heady messiness point
  11/18/13
cr the voice of reason
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i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.
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If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would i...
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You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're go...
Heady messiness point
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a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survi...
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dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break ...
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happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us j...
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I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do su...
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I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport...
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Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit ...
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ty, brother.
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awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or eleva...
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well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques f...
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show your work breh. i know at least three people that survi...
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This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any so...
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if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about...
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if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as...
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: Heady messiness point

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump out right before the plane hits the ground? Seems literally retarded that people don't do this more. Most people will die but the people at the exits should never die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458418)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: insecure histrionic legal warrant pozpig

wow great point man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458428)



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Date: February 9th, 2014 8:28 AM
Author: Fuchsia Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24982725)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 5:59 PM
Author: Heady messiness point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24547190)



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Date: March 24th, 2026 3:52 AM
Author: fishy milk house

jejumos = chink

laguardians are cumskin and thus immune to plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49764393)



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Date: March 24th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: fishy milk house

like how cumskins are immune to chinkflu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49766508)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: fishy milk house



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Date: March 25th, 2026 8:10 PM
Author: fishy milk house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49769159)



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Date: March 26th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: fishy milk house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49771725)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: hyperventilating insanely creepy meetinghouse knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458433)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Beady-eyed carnelian parlour deer antler

you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fireball? yeah i don't know why people don't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458436)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: slate heaven

Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. Should be NBD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458514)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:47 PM
Author: angry razzle-dazzle goyim

don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body shaped like a needle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24461748)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Lavender parlor

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49397901)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 6:05 PM
Author: Sinister School Cafeteria Giraffe

(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24547218)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: buff halford

not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458438)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: hyperventilating insanely creepy meetinghouse knife

i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pulled it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458449)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: buff halford

probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ground so that it was basically like he just jumped off a ledge a couple feet above the ground.

I mean once you jump off the plane it's easy but timing the jump right seems hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Heady messiness point

right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id break a leg and shit but i wouldn't get plane-exploding into the ground pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458506)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: buff halford

yeah exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458508)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: Violent titillating queen of the night potus

i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#26978690)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 3:01 AM
Author: buff halford

pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that like the yogurt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#26979134)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: dark trailer park factory reset button

go back to reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#39243557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: violent orchestra pit

cr

same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump up right before it hits the ground?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458439)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Heady messiness point

hard part about this is timing. you never really know and the floor numbers aren't accurate in a free fall. but a plane theres no excuse to not know when youre close to the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458473)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Purple Fantasy-prone Ceo Station

What if it is at night though bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458499)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Heady messiness point

see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458512)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: soggy topaz love of her life indirect expression

dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we must be BFF or at the very least twins. it's like you know what i'm thinking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#25065607)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:38 AM
Author: Self-centered cruel-hearted circlehead

You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the railing most elevators have at waist level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#30219428)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:04 PM
Author: filthy wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#39243547)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: silver principal's office

Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#47457791)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: Black concupiscible locale roommate

i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyone you talk to independently had this intuition as a kid and when you bring it up a smile of recognition comes on their face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458443)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: seedy emerald dysfunction base

I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a parachute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458462)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: big friendly grandma private investor

or a gigantic shopping bag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458521)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: lascivious native

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458496)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: Iridescent arousing liquid oxygen

i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing line from a fishing pole to the back of my pants and then reel myself in so that I would float off the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24463478)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:53 PM
Author: shimmering wrinkle trust fund

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#25065592)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: cream charismatic church building masturbator

[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#27546867)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: Aromatic primrose address striped hyena

you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458447)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: hyperventilating insanely creepy meetinghouse knife

(physics n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458467)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: light diverse abode

almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458471)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Startling swashbuckling idiot

Your done here lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458478)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Aromatic primrose address striped hyena

just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458491)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Heady messiness point

you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going forward and down so you just jump out towards the rear of the plane. it'll still hurt but it'll balance a bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458502)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: Aromatic primrose address striped hyena

jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from the ground is going to hit you harder than just jumping from a 100 foot building, and LOL at timing it out a lot better than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458528)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Startling swashbuckling idiot

Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458515)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: buff halford

Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right above the ground....you'd only fall a few feet. What's so hard to understand about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458520)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: Heady messiness point

(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 seconds)

you moron, you wait till you get close to the ground then jump/roll out of the exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458486)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Aromatic primrose address striped hyena

It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with the vehicle pretty hard, I don't think moving freely around is going to be too easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458510)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Heady messiness point

even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from the emergency exit seat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458518)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: buff halford

you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458527)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 1:25 AM
Author: Glassy Elastic Band Casino

You're done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24467126)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: buff halford

(idiot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458492)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: Stimulating prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458483)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: amber cuck turdskin

yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of the plane as it's crashing. obvs a nose dive would be the worst scenario but if the pilot slows the plane down to roughly 100mph or so it's prob doable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458503)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Heady messiness point

right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivors in all of these plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458525)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:56 PM
Author: Stimulating prole

i never understood why so many people survive car accidents but not plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458539)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: violent orchestra pit

something to do with airbags i think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458550)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: buff halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Stimulating prole

ahhh makes sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458566)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:57 PM
Author: Multi-colored chartreuse people who are hurt

how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458546)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: amber cuck turdskin

only?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458563)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: buff halford

because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually don't know how to survive plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458573)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: Heady messiness point

(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sitting in the exit row while people climb over him jumping out of the emergency exit to safety)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458638)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: buff halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458645)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Comical claret lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24467489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: boyish opaque institution reading party

Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material as the black box?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458569)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:04 PM
Author: Heady messiness point

i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would surely make it so planes could survive crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458630)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Startling swashbuckling idiot

Shitlawyer union won't let them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458650)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: flatulent ungodly cruise ship

lol

because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458667)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Stimulating prole

couldnt they just make the engines stronger?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458771)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: flatulent ungodly cruise ship

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458776)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:30 PM
Author: boyish opaque institution reading party

lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that," right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458853)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: amber cuck turdskin

LOL

yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458906)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: angry razzle-dazzle goyim

lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24461754)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:57 AM
Author: razzmatazz twisted office cuckoldry

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#47457841)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Lavender parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49397902)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: Crawly glittery space

After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as you can in the air though, to ensure a smooth landing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458640)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: angry razzle-dazzle goyim

lol'd irl from picturing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24461763)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:37 PM
Author: Idiotic anal brunch

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24463376)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: curious smoky scourge upon the earth

holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#26978677)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:03 AM
Author: Arrogant filthpig public bath

tyft mental image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#26979022)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:52 AM
Author: Hateful Crotch Range

chortled, picturing road runner legs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#26979481)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Federal Sienna Hunting Ground Puppy

Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How do you get it open? And once you do, what's to say the force doesn't suck you out? Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? Not to mention all the other jack bauers on board fighting to get out and pushing your ass out too soon. Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge.

TL;DR: never change XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458652)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: buff halford

"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge"

Hey uhh...nice try bro but I have a Physics degree so perhaps you should defer. Yw.

Care to explain why it wouldn't be the same? Assuming you could dodge the explosion, oc...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458664)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Federal Sienna Hunting Ground Puppy

Your degree taught you shit dumbass.

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458786)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: buff halford

"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? "

it's because people panic and they jump from too high....if you time it to where you're like 20 feet above the ground you can pull it off with maybe a sprained ankle....broken leg at worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458683)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: boyish opaque institution reading party

I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so my bones are a little stronger just in case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458752)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: buff halford

yeah I mean every bit helps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458789)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: Disrespectful shrine

Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458843)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Crawly glittery space

*legit retard*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458769)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Federal Sienna Hunting Ground Puppy

Read up faggot

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458790)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: Crawly glittery space

That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane exploding or landing on you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458796)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: Stimulating prole

titcr

chip kelly is done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458803)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: buff halford

yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by two TTT hacks who don't even have STEM degrees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458801)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Federal Sienna Hunting Ground Puppy

LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the mouthbreathers can't seem to stomach the fact that you would have to jump up faster than the plane is falling, which this experiment proves and is the exact point I first made. And no one could make that jump. /thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458874)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Wonderful Mood

show your work, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458881)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: buff halford

cr what a clown lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458893)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: buff halford

right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment conducted by the mythfaggots. go get your fuckin' shine box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458888)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Federal Sienna Hunting Ground Puppy

"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down."

Show us your vast physics knowledge bro and tell me how you jump up faster than the plane is falling. Go ahead. You can't because you actually know nothing about physics. Done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458911)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: buff halford

am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh.

you're a riot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458913)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Federal Sienna Hunting Ground Puppy

LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explanation of why you're an idiot. Prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458922)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: buff halford

? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B.S.

If you can't understand the simple and trivial analogy of jumping from the surface of the plane and jumping from a ledge a few feet above the ground then god help you.

I sure hope you don't practice law with those analytical "skills"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458939)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Wonderful Mood

i thought you had a ph.d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458955)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: buff halford

same thing

but no yeah i gave up those dreams to become a full-time poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458991)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Wonderful Mood

you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458921)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Wonderful Mood

this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy instead of a real person, so the physics are completely different

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458814)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Crawly glittery space

LJL, how could the dummy even jump?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458850)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:31 PM
Author: buff halford

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458868)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Federal Sienna Hunting Ground Puppy

(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458891)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Crawly glittery space

Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. You are DONE HERE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458899)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Federal Sienna Hunting Ground Puppy

How are the "physics" different mouthbreather?

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458914)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Crawly glittery space

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458934)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 7:10 PM
Author: maize rehab idea he suggested

LOL tyft

great flame or you are legitimately retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24464253)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: light diverse abode

chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458912)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:08 PM
Author: floppy sapphire associate

worst selfpwn i've seen in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24459190)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: bossy gay pisswyrm windowlicker

really embarassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24461579)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Heady messiness point

no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458916)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Federal Sienna Hunting Ground Puppy

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.

Explain retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458937)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Crawly glittery space

Did you even read your link?

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458946)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:43 PM
Author: Idiotic anal brunch

http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24463420)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: amber cuck turdskin

Bort,

what's the debate and who is between?

tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458923)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: Heady messiness point

these people who can't think for themselves just buy into common misconceptions without thinking of alternative possibilities and refute notions even when confronted with hard evidence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458985)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: confused laughsome theatre

well executed flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24458942)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: vibrant lemon site

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24660691)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: contagious ebony french chef fat ankles

tl;dr

why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why do i get a flotation device while flying over land?

also, why do people drown in their cars, why can't they just open a window and swim out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24459061)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: mischievous painfully honest theater stage

it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger flight where he was renowned for his heroism by instructing all passengers in this method successfully.

but also has been done unsuccessfully, see the capt sum ting wong flight where that girl tried it and survived but then didn't stick the landing and got run over by the ambulance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24459141)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:06 PM
Author: Crawly glittery space

cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing so they could all jump in tandem without the seats getting in the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24459165)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:53 PM
Author: Cerebral plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24463475)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 AM
Author: Grizzly Piazza Cuckold

Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, but they usually get run over and killed by FAGGOT FIREFIGHTERS who are responding. It gets swept under by the liberal media.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24460025)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: fragrant maroon hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24460301)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: Cerebral plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24463481)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 3:39 AM
Author: Frum shivering keepsake machete black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24460568)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 8:26 AM
Author: Autistic dashing state dragon

the scariest thing about this thread?

the people that dont realize its flame.

WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24460761)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Heady messiness point

Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airline industry lies. The reason they don't want people to know they can survive is because then the emergency exit seats get crowded and people panic trying to be the ones selected to survive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24460970)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:46 PM
Author: Autistic dashing state dragon

the ONLY question that matters.

how can i change?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24463445)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:03 AM
Author: Heady messiness point

If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you I would survive 88-90

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24460980)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:05 PM
Author: territorial business firm haunted graveyard

i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why do they crack and explode even when they land on a runway too hard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24461533)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:11 PM
Author: Sexy Flushed Gunner Volcanic Crater

(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash)

The plane literally flipped around in the air and smashed down again and didn't break apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24461562)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:21 PM
Author: territorial business firm haunted graveyard

that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it basically directly rammed into the runway platform.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24461620)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:08 PM
Author: Chrome Partner Quadroon

i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging elevators (same principle) i really don't understand how jumping at the last second doesn't prevent injury.

there is a ride at the fair that is basically like a massive platform that goes up hundreds of feet in the air, and then *drops*, hundreds of feet. when you drop, standing on the platform, it's like you are weightless. there is no downward force driving you towards the earth (otherwise, everyone on the ride would fly through the bottom of the platform and die).

in an elevator, it should be much the same. you should be weightless, and able to jump upwards to avoid impact as the elevator makes contact with the bottom of the shaft. the greater concern seems to be flying through the roof of the elevator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24461546)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Heady messiness point

Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard part is timing the jump. Everyone who jumps at the right time will survive and free of injury. Just hard timing it. Jump too early you literally are fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24461577)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Chrome Partner Quadroon

cr

the voice of reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24461581)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:18 PM
Author: territorial business firm haunted graveyard

i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24461597)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: irradiated erotic corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24461615)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: supple yarmulke lay

If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would it be credited to dive in or do a cannon ball into the water? Does it even matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24461608)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:25 PM
Author: Heady messiness point

You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're gonna get shark-pwned which is just as bad if not worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24461643)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: territorial business firm haunted graveyard

a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survivable (and you may drown anyway after breaking your legs and ribs), but there's probably a material chance of surviving. i think there are recorded survival stories of this.

and as for entry position, do a pencil:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters_(2011_season)#Episode_167_.E2.80.93_Dodge_a_Bullet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24461671)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:31 AM
Author: Grizzly Piazza Cuckold

dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break the surface tension then you'll be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24467435)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:52 PM
Author: Iridescent arousing liquid oxygen

happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us just jumped like nbd, I did a cannonball to show off, fat kid did too but ended up bellyflopping and we all had a hearty lulz at that as we waited for the coast guard to show up to pick us all up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24463468)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:41 PM
Author: spectacular tank

I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do survive plane crashes (and not bullshit runway ones), but will inevitably die in the fireball, from exposure, or from blood loss. A couple of people even survived the impact from the Lockerbie bombing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24463397)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:56 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Coldplay Fan

ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch yourself engaging with him in another thread remember this one. guaranteed he will be just as insightful in the others.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24463492)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 6:52 PM
Author: demanding awkward garrison jew

(Jeff Bridges)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24464186)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Comical claret lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24467490)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:58 AM
Author: motley abusive university organic girlfriend

best thread i've read on XO in over a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24467505)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:22 PM
Author: Mahogany aggressive sanctuary toaster

I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport yesterday and was laughing my ass off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24468690)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:54 PM
Author: Heady messiness point

Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit in the exit rows for the extra leg room not realizing that sitting there can actually save their lives.

Just funny as hell how people are scared of flying bc of plane crashes. This thread just reconfirms how much of the world is stupid and expects the government to save them. I see responses like "just make planes safer," MOAR regulation" like no bro, just realize you can do something to save yourself in plane crashes. Take some personal responsibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24468814)



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Date: December 9th, 2013 6:06 PM
Author: Heady messiness point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24604642)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: vibrant lemon site

ty, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24660687)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:29 AM
Author: pungent stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#26978958)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:10 PM
Author: stirring well-lubricated area affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24660669)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:21 PM
Author: At-the-ready magenta gaping

awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or elevator crash. or any crash where you exceed 40mph in a ton of metal which comes to an abrupt stop (cars have crumple zones which help so add a few mph to energy dissipated). The KE=1/2mv2 formulae applies and all that energy is going into you with far more force than a bullet. your bones will crack, your skin will rupture, your eardrums and membranes will explode due to pressure differential and finally you will die in a blazing fireball composed of hot metal fragments.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24660765)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:23 PM
Author: vibrant lemon site

well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques from the "how do people die in the fire?" thread, hosted by Dr. Dessert Fox.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24660784)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:24 PM
Author: Blathering set tattoo

show your work breh. i know at least three people that survived plane crashes via the jump technique. last time i checked, they're skin and membranes were intact.

lol, plane noob.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24660786)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:25 PM
Author: Exciting Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24660798)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 4:14 PM
Author: Heady messiness point

This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any sort of falling object you're no longer traveling with it. You're not living in some alternate universe just bc you're on an airplane bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#24661104)



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Date: March 8th, 2014 9:35 AM
Author: out-of-control provocative pit

if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about the life-saving treasure trove of survival techniques by XO'ers ITT...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#25152884)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Heady messiness point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#26978590)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:01 AM
Author: Arrogant filthpig public bath

if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as many of those inflatable cushions as possible / airline pillows and jump on top of that, impact will just be like hitting the bed with ur hot second cousin on top of u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#26979019)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:08 AM
Author: odious crystalline center

woah, it's you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#26979031)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 4:21 AM
Author: Soul-stirring National Hairy Legs

and how come people don't fly right off the face of the earth, since earth spins so fast and has a lot of angular momentum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#26979235)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 9:00 AM
Author: Underhanded green school travel guidebook

Uh they do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#26979504)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:05 PM
Author: Heady messiness point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#27109515)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: Arrogant filthpig public bath

(guy who has never seen a bird fly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#27120838)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 1:25 AM
Author: sticky market

Why not just stick a spare engine and a large parachute in the cargo compartment in case the plane begins to fall out of the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#27120668)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 12:56 PM
Author: marvelous deep church rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#27546822)



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Date: December 1st, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: Heady messiness point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#29287414)



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Date: January 3rd, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: Heady messiness point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#29510766)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:33 AM
Author: Self-centered cruel-hearted circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#30219423)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:38 AM
Author: vivacious transparent dingle berry home

I cant believe ive never seen this thread before.

Ty for all the tips gentlemen, ill make sure to remember all ive learned in this thread for use in a future emergency.

Uninflated 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#30219497)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:41 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac slippery fortuitous meteor

This is one of a series of 180 "just jump" threads from that era. I can't remember the thread title but there is another hilarious one where OP was expressing confusion at how people die when they fall from tall buildings... "why they don't just grab the sidewalk canopy before they hit the pavement," etc.

edit: cant find the thread I'm talking about, but here was a follow-up thread riffing on the same idea http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2467138&mc=25&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#30219500)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: electric onyx mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#30219569)



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Date: May 12th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Self-centered cruel-hearted circlehead

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#30464144)



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Date: September 24th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: Racy cocky famous landscape painting main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#31480262)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: Heady messiness point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#37197656)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:49 PM
Author: Gold Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#37918578)



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Date: May 25th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Heady messiness point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#38290169)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:01 PM
Author: Apoplectic Hominid Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#39243529)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:03 PM
Author: Nubile Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#39243540)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:17 AM
Author: silver principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#47457788)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: Lavender parlor

a certified ZoZo Classic™ thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#47457795)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:32 AM
Author: Narrow-minded lime crackhouse hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#47457883)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:59 AM
Author: Khaki Vengeful Trump Supporter



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