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Hypo: $750k to eat only pizza for 4 years.

Starting right now, if you eat nothing but pizza for the nex...
Pearl ape center
  02/24/26
Fuck off with the "no salad on top" bullshit. Ton...
indigo dead coffee pot lay
  02/25/26
can i have spinach and bell peppers as a topping?
Titillating telephone
  02/25/26
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appetizing hideous gay wizard
  02/25/26
ive done this in UG can easily do it, not much of a sweet...
Buff jet-lagged resort multi-billionaire
  02/24/26
Are you in? There's a difference between "eating a lot ...
Pearl ape center
  02/24/26
i worked at a pizza place all in ug and i had no money so st...
Buff jet-lagged resort multi-billionaire
  02/24/26
ljl What percent of your non-liquid calories those years ...
Pearl ape center
  02/24/26
its literally all i ate, maybe every now and then id steal a...
Buff jet-lagged resort multi-billionaire
  02/24/26
Do you look back on that fondly?
Pearl ape center
  02/24/26
i mean it was a boutique place so everything was fresh it...
Buff jet-lagged resort multi-billionaire
  02/24/26
Those were the salad days. Or, the pizza days, depending on ...
Pearl ape center
  02/24/26
>no salad on top if you're missing leafy greens or whatev...
wonderful naked hairy legs
  02/24/26
My are country relatives make "veggie pizza" for g...
Pearl ape center
  02/24/26
there are plenty of weirdo pizza places that make vegan and ...
Avocado stag film immigrant
  02/24/26
Standard pizzas only. Otherwise you could find (or make) any...
Pearl ape center
  02/24/26
I bet next you'll tell me I can't throw some eggs on top and...
wonderful naked hairy legs
  02/24/26
That's precisely what I'm telling you.
Pearl ape center
  02/24/26
are fiber supplements allowed? what happens if i chicken out...
fluffy box office volcanic crater
  02/24/26
Fiber supplements: No. But, you could have prune juice or ap...
Pearl ape center
  02/24/26
If I can quit anytime I like fuck yeah. Free 750k. Just get ...
fluffy box office volcanic crater
  02/24/26
180. But, what's a check up going to do? Tell you your fraud...
Pearl ape center
  02/24/26
Sure. That or a calcium scan or monitoring for diabeetus or ...
fluffy box office volcanic crater
  02/24/26
I think the real problem is how easy it is to eat excessive ...
Pearl ape center
  02/24/26
if prune juice is allowed, then this is a really easy yes
Titillating telephone
  02/25/26
one of the odder posts to come out of xo in recent memory
brindle excitant house
  02/25/26
i like pizza but this sounds awful, i'm out.
big scourge upon the earth
  02/24/26
$750k is a lot of dough
Pearl ape center
  02/24/26
...
big scourge upon the earth
  02/24/26
sign me up
Avocado stag film immigrant
  02/24/26
180 What's your strategy?
Pearl ape center
  02/24/26
eat pizza. get creative with it.
Avocado stag film immigrant
  02/24/26
Put pizza in vagine
fluffy box office volcanic crater
  02/24/26
this hypo is easy as fuck btw. it actually becomes challengi...
Avocado stag film immigrant
  02/25/26
Had a roommate in college who did this, he wouldn't even ref...
glittery theatre
  02/24/26
Where is he now?
Pearl ape center
  02/24/26
Some corporate gig w/ TaylorMade last I heard
glittery theatre
  02/24/26
Sounds like a sweet gig. I had a friend in UG who liked to i...
Pearl ape center
  02/24/26
this is easy: https://www.vice.com/en/article/this-man-ha...
Bateful Trailer Park
  02/24/26
this guy hates vegetables always this kind of guy that do...
Buff jet-lagged resort multi-billionaire
  02/24/26
When I first got diabetes tp
fluffy box office volcanic crater
  02/24/26
you seem jewish
Avocado stag film immigrant
  02/24/26
This guy is a hero charting his own course: "Beyond the...
Pearl ape center
  02/24/26
blacking out on the kitchen floor in his underwear with froz...
Bateful Trailer Park
  02/24/26
irl lol
dull chest-beating electric furnace hominid
  02/25/26
...
glittery theatre
  02/24/26
Good hypo. Would have been an ecstatic yes 10 years ago. Now...
mauve address death wish
  02/24/26
Why not? Pizza is delicious, there are plenty of toppings an...
Pearl ape center
  02/24/26
I'm only in the mood for salty food part of the time. Some o...
mauve address death wish
  02/24/26
You don't have to eat the pizza. You just can't eat anything...
Pearl ape center
  02/24/26
will you accept a check?
exciting bronze gas station goyim
  02/24/26
LJL. Only local checks.
Pearl ape center
  02/24/26
...
Fighting Lascivious Candlestick Maker
  02/25/26
No smoothies or protein drinks? I'm out
Burgundy new version weed whacker
  02/24/26
Why? You can get vitamins from juice. And you can go way mor...
Pearl ape center
  02/24/26
Can i make my own pizza from scratch?
Burgundy new version weed whacker
  02/24/26
Absolutely. Subject, of course, to the requirement that you ...
Pearl ape center
  02/24/26
Ok, im in
Burgundy new version weed whacker
  02/24/26
He's gonna take away your $750k if you use the wrong cheese
wonderful naked hairy legs
  02/24/26
I support my xo bros and I want them to succeed and get in e...
Pearl ape center
  02/24/26
What a fucking retarded question please kill urself
lemon startling pozpig dilemma
  02/24/26
rude
Buff jet-lagged resort multi-billionaire
  02/24/26
No offense intended
lemon startling pozpig dilemma
  02/24/26
How so?
Burgundy new version weed whacker
  02/25/26
No but thanks anyway
lemon startling pozpig dilemma
  02/24/26
Yes. I’d do this. I’d get a pizza once a week an...
Spectacular primrose alpha selfie
  02/24/26
You could do that right now
fluffy box office volcanic crater
  02/25/26
You can probably avoid the health issues if you just make yo...
silver place of business stock car
  02/24/26
CR. And it's likely no more than the average American spends...
Pearl ape center
  02/25/26
Not hard to make pizza healthy with various meats and vegeta...
offensive cuckold
  02/24/26
Yes. I'd get a really good pizza oven and start cranking out...
Cyan concupiscible range background story
  02/24/26
Nigga those arent "pizzas" you can't slap random i...
fluffy box office volcanic crater
  02/25/26
cr i eat pizza with tomato and arugula but he seems to expre...
brindle excitant house
  02/25/26
People itt are OUTRAGED you can't throw a BLT or scrambled e...
fluffy box office volcanic crater
  02/25/26
CR. People go to law school because their aunt told them the...
Pearl ape center
  02/25/26
lol the hypo was posited by some kid in Jonesboro who dreams...
brindle excitant house
  02/25/26
Hello saar how could you reject my chicken vindaloo on naan ...
fluffy box office volcanic crater
  02/25/26
A pizza with a couple arugula leaves and a couple slices of ...
Pearl ape center
  02/25/26
what about a white pizza? what if you want a scrambled egg p...
Cyan concupiscible range background story
  02/25/26
Jfc
fluffy box office volcanic crater
  02/25/26
White pizza is fine Pizza with egg or a "hot sauce b...
Pearl ape center
  02/25/26
what about a bbq chicken pizza? by custom, like a white pizz...
Cyan concupiscible range background story
  02/25/26
You're banned from this thread. You clearly don't have what ...
fluffy box office volcanic crater
  02/25/26
it's not my fault it's a lazy hypo
Cyan concupiscible range background story
  02/25/26
(guy who can't live without faggy "pizza"s losing ...
fluffy box office volcanic crater
  02/25/26
...
Titillating telephone
  02/25/26
You're an idiot for signing on to the equivalent of an Alaba...
indigo dead coffee pot lay
  02/25/26
"I can't, my faggy pizzas!" Grow some fucking ...
fluffy box office volcanic crater
  02/25/26
Or try traveling and see what is considered pizza in places ...
indigo dead coffee pot lay
  02/26/26
This thread is the gold standard for how xo is a huge fuckin...
fluffy box office volcanic crater
  02/26/26
Btw last time I ate pizza was like 2 years ago I had spent a...
glittery theatre
  02/25/26
I made homemade pizza last night. Was 180
indigo dead coffee pot lay
  02/25/26
So you're in, right?
Pearl ape center
  02/25/26
...
Fighting Lascivious Candlestick Maker
  02/25/26
I’m confident that homemade pizza with no-filler dough...
at-the-ready fiercely-loyal love of her life den
  02/25/26
180
Fighting Lascivious Candlestick Maker
  02/25/26
stop putting chicken on pizza you absolute pyschopaths are y...
brindle excitant house
  02/26/26
Been too long since I've been to California Pizza Kitchen, t...
Fighting Lascivious Candlestick Maker
  02/26/26
i think of CPK every time I read one of tsinah's bizarre ass...
brindle excitant house
  02/26/26
ZOZO and IRL meeting in ethereal transcendence like Michelan...
Fighting Lascivious Candlestick Maker
  02/26/26
I love pep pizza or a classic margarita, but to survive the ...
at-the-ready fiercely-loyal love of her life den
  02/26/26
I really like it here.
Fighting Lascivious Candlestick Maker
  02/26/26
it is now part of the canon tp
Fighting Lascivious Candlestick Maker
  02/26/26
op, you hypo is poor at best. please go back and review your...
obsidian abnormal orchestra pit macaca
  02/26/26
Dare I say... tp?
Fighting Lascivious Candlestick Maker
  02/26/26
Enjoying this poast-moniker synergy FWIW
Fighting Lascivious Candlestick Maker
  02/26/26


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Date: February 24th, 2026 2:54 PM
Author: Pearl ape center

Starting right now, if you eat nothing but pizza for the next 4 years, you will get $750k, tax free, at the end of the 4 years.

Are you in?

Details:

You must procure your own pizza.

The pizza you eat must be generally what we think of in the US as pizza. So, e.g., no salad on top if you're missing leafy greens or whatever. You can't have dough with chocolate and ice cream on top if you want some chocolatey dessert.

You must eat evenly from each slice. So, e.g., if you're sick of cheese, you can't just pick off and eat only the pepperoni, discarding the rest.

You can't drink smoothies, milk shakes, protein powder drinks, and meal replacement-type drinks. Beyond that, you can drink whatever you want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49692044)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: indigo dead coffee pot lay

Fuck off with the "no salad on top" bullshit. Tons of places include arugula and other shit like that

And fuck right off with the idea, the utterance even, of "being sick of cheese" at any point...you sound like a sick pizza terrorist

You didn't clearly say one has to eat all the crust, so hell yes, what's the downside?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49694171)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:42 AM
Author: Titillating telephone

can i have spinach and bell peppers as a topping?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49694203)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: appetizing hideous gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49695446)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 2:55 PM
Author: Buff jet-lagged resort multi-billionaire

ive done this in UG

can easily do it, not much of a sweet tooth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49692049)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: Pearl ape center

Are you in? There's a difference between "eating a lot of pizza" and eating nothing but pizza for 4 straight years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49692061)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:03 PM
Author: Buff jet-lagged resort multi-billionaire

i worked at a pizza place all in ug and i had no money so stole pizza every single day

the days i didnt work (rare) i didnt eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49692062)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:06 PM
Author: Pearl ape center

ljl

What percent of your non-liquid calories those years came from pizza?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49692067)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: Buff jet-lagged resort multi-billionaire

its literally all i ate, maybe every now and then id steal a cookie or brownie, but like once a month tops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49692188)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Pearl ape center

Do you look back on that fondly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49692373)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:12 PM
Author: Buff jet-lagged resort multi-billionaire

i mean it was a boutique place so everything was fresh

it was very good pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49692377)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:16 PM
Author: Pearl ape center

Those were the salad days. Or, the pizza days, depending on how you look at it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49692389)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: wonderful naked hairy legs

>no salad on top if you're missing leafy greens or whatever

Taco pizza is a thing

>You can't have dough with chocolate

Dessert pizza is a thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49692070)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:12 PM
Author: Pearl ape center

My are country relatives make "veggie pizza" for gatherings. It's canned dough with cream cheese and a few dried out pieces of broccoli or carrot on top. I think they put it out because they think it's good to get some vegatables, but it's gotta be ridiculously unhealthy.

Anyway, for purposes of this hypo, that sort of "veggie pizza" and dessert pizza and taco pizza are all out. Standard pizzas only. Are you in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49692088)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: Avocado stag film immigrant

there are plenty of weirdo pizza places that make vegan and veggie pizza. if it's a pizza place and they're calling it pizza then it should count otherwise the whole thing becomes confusing.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49692104)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: Pearl ape center

Standard pizzas only. Otherwise you could find (or make) any sort of pizza you want, then it's not much of a challenge at all.

People generally have a fine sense of what counts as a regular, US, standard pizza. Those are what you can eat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49692122)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: wonderful naked hairy legs

I bet next you'll tell me I can't throw some eggs on top and have a breakfast pizza.

Fuck you, I'm out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49692107)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: Pearl ape center

That's precisely what I'm telling you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49692124)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: fluffy box office volcanic crater

are fiber supplements allowed? what happens if i chicken out after a year if my heart is about to explode or whatever?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49692071)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Pearl ape center

Fiber supplements: No. But, you could have prune juice or apple juice or whatever.

You can quit any time you'd like. You won't get paid, however, unless you complete the whole challenge. You'll always have the memories, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49692091)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 4:11 PM
Author: fluffy box office volcanic crater

If I can quit anytime I like fuck yeah. Free 750k. Just get frequent checkups

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49692232)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:11 PM
Author: Pearl ape center

180. But, what's a check up going to do? Tell you your fraud "cholesterol" is through the roof after 12 months? Then what? Better to slide and let do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49692376)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:13 PM
Author: fluffy box office volcanic crater

Sure. That or a calcium scan or monitoring for diabeetus or whatever the fuck can happen when you eat straight garbage for a year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49692380)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: Pearl ape center

I think the real problem is how easy it is to eat excessive calories, assuming you avod high-preservative, low quality, mass market pizza. High quality fresh dough, cheese, and tomato sauce limited to 2000 calories a day or less--plus some peppers and meat on top--is probably a healthier diet than 95% of Americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49692395)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:45 AM
Author: Titillating telephone

if prune juice is allowed, then this is a really easy yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49694207)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: brindle excitant house

one of the odder posts to come out of xo in recent memory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49694220)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: big scourge upon the earth

i like pizza but this sounds awful, i'm out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49692083)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Pearl ape center

$750k is a lot of dough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49692097)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: big scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49692110)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:11 PM
Author: Avocado stag film immigrant

sign me up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49692084)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Pearl ape center

180

What's your strategy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49692099)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:17 PM
Author: Avocado stag film immigrant

eat pizza. get creative with it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49692103)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 4:12 PM
Author: fluffy box office volcanic crater

Put pizza in vagine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49692234)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 4:31 PM
Author: Avocado stag film immigrant

this hypo is easy as fuck btw. it actually becomes challenging if all you can drink is water, miller lite, and diet coke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49694942)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:20 PM
Author: glittery theatre

Had a roommate in college who did this, he wouldn't even refrigerate the pizza he just left it on the counter. Never saw him eat anything else. Thin tall dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49692105)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Pearl ape center

Where is he now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49692125)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:48 PM
Author: glittery theatre

Some corporate gig w/ TaylorMade last I heard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49692172)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:12 PM
Author: Pearl ape center

Sounds like a sweet gig. I had a friend in UG who liked to imbibe. He moved to Colorado and got a corporate gig with Coors. If you are going to work a white collar job, that doesn't sound like a bad way to do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49692379)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: Bateful Trailer Park

this is easy:

https://www.vice.com/en/article/this-man-has-survived-on-pizza-alone-for-25-years/

this guy ate pizza for 25 yrs and he buys shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49692189)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 4:00 PM
Author: Buff jet-lagged resort multi-billionaire

this guy hates vegetables

always this kind of guy that does it

fucking child

Can I ask what you have been talking about with your therapist?

They’ve helped me uncover some things that I always knew but never realized the significance of. Like when I was four or five, we lived in the backwoods of North Carolina, where I went to daycare in Ms. Stanfill’s home. She would try to feed all of us Brunswick stew every day, which is not something you would ever feed a five-year-old. It’s either chicken, pork, or rabbit with beef and okra, lima beans, corn, potatoes, and tomatoes. I would protest and try to run away, but she would grab me. I can’t remember whether she would beat me or spank me, but I know that she would throw me in a closet as my punishment for not eating the stew. I would sit in there crying and screaming for a couple hours until my mom came to pick me up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49692201)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 4:14 PM
Author: fluffy box office volcanic crater

When I first got diabetes tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49692235)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:12 PM
Author: Avocado stag film immigrant

you seem jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49692378)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:14 PM
Author: Pearl ape center

This guy is a hero charting his own course: "Beyond the fact that his diet is completely horrifying, he also has diabetes and frequently gets low blood sugar. When his blood sugar dips into the danger zone, it sometimes results in his blacking out on the kitchen floor in his underwear with frozen food scattered around him. There was that one time he bought a new car and then blacked out on the drive home."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49692387)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: Bateful Trailer Park

blacking out on the kitchen floor in his underwear with frozen food scattered around him tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49692427)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: dull chest-beating electric furnace hominid

irl lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49694095)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: glittery theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49692416)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:14 PM
Author: mauve address death wish

Good hypo. Would have been an ecstatic yes 10 years ago. Now, don't think so. Good and varied food is too big a part of my enjoyment of life now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49692386)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:19 PM
Author: Pearl ape center

Why not? Pizza is delicious, there are plenty of toppings and styles you can mix it up with, and three years isn't that long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49692398)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:20 PM
Author: mauve address death wish

I'm only in the mood for salty food part of the time. Some of the time the thought of it is repulsive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49692401)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:26 PM
Author: Pearl ape center

You don't have to eat the pizza. You just can't eat anything else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49692421)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:16 PM
Author: exciting bronze gas station goyim

will you accept a check?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49692390)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:19 PM
Author: Pearl ape center

LJL. Only local checks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49692399)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 4:19 PM
Author: Fighting Lascivious Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49694929)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Burgundy new version weed whacker

No smoothies or protein drinks? I'm out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49692417)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: Pearl ape center

Why? You can get vitamins from juice. And you can go way more than enough protein from meat and cheese on the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49692420)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:28 PM
Author: Burgundy new version weed whacker

Can i make my own pizza from scratch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49692425)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: Pearl ape center

Absolutely. Subject, of course, to the requirement that you can't stray from what would be considered within the realm of a normal pizza in the US.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49692475)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: Burgundy new version weed whacker

Ok, im in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49692500)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: wonderful naked hairy legs

He's gonna take away your $750k if you use the wrong cheese

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49692515)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 6:27 PM
Author: Pearl ape center

I support my xo bros and I want them to succeed and get in everywhere they apply.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49692560)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 7:00 PM
Author: lemon startling pozpig dilemma

What a fucking retarded question please kill urself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49692612)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 7:02 PM
Author: Buff jet-lagged resort multi-billionaire

rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49692617)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 7:05 PM
Author: lemon startling pozpig dilemma

No offense intended

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49692621)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 12:07 PM
Author: Burgundy new version weed whacker

How so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49694254)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 7:00 PM
Author: lemon startling pozpig dilemma

No but thanks anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49692615)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 7:21 PM
Author: Spectacular primrose alpha selfie

Yes. I’d do this. I’d get a pizza once a week and drop 200 lbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49692658)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: fluffy box office volcanic crater

You could do that right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49693928)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: silver place of business stock car

You can probably avoid the health issues if you just make your own pizza with ingredients that you pick. Not sure how expensive that ends up being though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49692719)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:27 AM
Author: Pearl ape center

CR. And it's likely no more than the average American spends on food anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49693910)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 8:04 PM
Author: offensive cuckold

Not hard to make pizza healthy with various meats and vegetables

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49692754)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 8:06 PM
Author: Cyan concupiscible range background story

Yes. I'd get a really good pizza oven and start cranking out breakfast pizzas & really varied pizzas (sweet, savory, lots of different bases/cheese blends, etc.) every day. It'd be easy and reasonably healthy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49692762)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:31 AM
Author: fluffy box office volcanic crater

Nigga those arent "pizzas" you can't slap random ingredients on a circle and call it a pizza. OP clearly means red blooded American pizzas with a cheese and tomato sauce base

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49693932)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: brindle excitant house

cr i eat pizza with tomato and arugula but he seems to expressly exclude this in favor of 3 xl meat lovers pizza from pizza hut a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49693939)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:36 AM
Author: fluffy box office volcanic crater

People itt are OUTRAGED you can't throw a BLT or scrambled eggs on some circle bread and call it a "pizza"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49693945)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:44 AM
Author: Pearl ape center

CR. People go to law school because their aunt told them they were good at arguing, then they come in here and try to fight the hypo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49693960)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: brindle excitant house

lol the hypo was posited by some kid in Jonesboro who dreams of visiting Little Rock one day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49693972)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:49 AM
Author: fluffy box office volcanic crater

Hello saar how could you reject my chicken vindaloo on naan as not being a pizza saar that is veddy culturally insensitive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49693976)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: Pearl ape center

A pizza with a couple arugula leaves and a couple slices of prosciutto is within the bounds of normal pizza for purposes of the hypo. Loading up a piece of bread with an arugula salad on top is not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49693969)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: Cyan concupiscible range background story

what about a white pizza? what if you want a scrambled egg pizza with a hot sauce base and cheddar cheese?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49694075)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: fluffy box office volcanic crater

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49694092)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Pearl ape center

White pizza is fine

Pizza with egg or a "hot sauce base" are ljl no. A little hot sauce on the pizza or experimenting with a little cheddar in the cheese blend are OK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49694167)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: Cyan concupiscible range background story

what about a bbq chicken pizza? by custom, like a white pizza, it uses a different base: barbecue sauce. It's barbecue sauce, 4 cheese blend, bbq chicken, and red onion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49694187)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: fluffy box office volcanic crater

You're banned from this thread. You clearly don't have what it takes to earn the 750k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49694200)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:42 AM
Author: Cyan concupiscible range background story

it's not my fault it's a lazy hypo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49694202)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: fluffy box office volcanic crater

(guy who can't live without faggy "pizza"s losing out on his 750k to chads happy willing to eat God's Own Pepperoni Pizza every day for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49694205)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: Titillating telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49694239)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 4:08 PM
Author: indigo dead coffee pot lay

You're an idiot for signing on to the equivalent of an Alabama redneck trying to define pizza. I'm embarrassed for you by all the nonsense you're saying ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49694905)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 4:11 PM
Author: fluffy box office volcanic crater

"I can't, my faggy pizzas!"

Grow some fucking balls and eat a Made in America slice of Pepperoni Pizza you lisping coastal elite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49694910)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 9:56 AM
Author: indigo dead coffee pot lay

Or try traveling and see what is considered pizza in places like, oh, I dunno, fucking Italy, you dumb redneck piece of garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49696283)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: fluffy box office volcanic crater

This thread is the gold standard for how xo is a huge fucking fraud when it comes to everyone here trying to portray themselves as Simple Honest MAGA Proles. Bunch of fancy faggots who can't eat a slice of pep every day for years for 750k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49696353)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:52 AM
Author: glittery theatre

Btw last time I ate pizza was like 2 years ago I had spent all day skiing and came home with a 6 pack of beer and a large pie and settled down to watch the Afc Championship game and after a few slices I got a high heart rate warning from my apple watch I'm a very fit guy I think pizza has too much salt idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49694224)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 12:02 PM
Author: indigo dead coffee pot lay

I made homemade pizza last night. Was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49694241)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 12:16 PM
Author: Pearl ape center

So you're in, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49694270)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 8:10 PM
Author: Fighting Lascivious Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49695412)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 5:31 PM
Author: at-the-ready fiercely-loyal love of her life den

I’m confident that homemade pizza with no-filler dough, real tomatoes, real cheese, peppers, broccoli, good chicken or ground beef is healthier than what I eat on the average day or a typical American diet. I also would not tire of pizza. Easy yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49695077)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: Fighting Lascivious Candlestick Maker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49695512)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: brindle excitant house

stop putting chicken on pizza you absolute pyschopaths are you californian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49696300)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Fighting Lascivious Candlestick Maker

Been too long since I've been to California Pizza Kitchen, tyvmft subliminal reminder (ironically I've never had chicken on pizza but have always liked their location near Old Town Pasadena for whatever reason)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49696307)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: brindle excitant house

i think of CPK every time I read one of tsinah's bizarre ass menu items

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49696317)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: Fighting Lascivious Candlestick Maker

ZOZO and IRL meeting in ethereal transcendence like Michelangelo's Creation of Adam / Rachmiel's Creation of Autoadmit

For me it's Chipotle and thinking of how fortunate I am to afford guacamole EVERY time, lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49696329)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: at-the-ready fiercely-loyal love of her life den

I love pep pizza or a classic margarita, but to survive the year I’m going to need some lean protein. NYC slice places widely sell chicken pizza; it is now part of the canon. Deal with it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49697113)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 4:14 PM
Author: Fighting Lascivious Candlestick Maker

I really like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49697473)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 4:15 PM
Author: Fighting Lascivious Candlestick Maker

it is now part of the canon tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49697477)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: obsidian abnormal orchestra pit macaca

op, you hypo is poor at best. please go back and review your criteria, method, outcome and incentive. I would maybe eat pizza for 4 months for that reward, but what you have suggested is, I mean, COME ON

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49696337)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Fighting Lascivious Candlestick Maker

Dare I say...

tp?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49696380)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Fighting Lascivious Candlestick Maker

Enjoying this poast-moniker synergy FWIW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49696382)