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report: Mojtaba Khamenei survived bc he stepped outside to cruise the guards

He stepped outside to the garden "to do something,"...
navy faggot firefighter
  03/17/26
so he was gettin a BJ in the garden? alpha AF. what's his mo...
racy haunting gas station
  03/17/26
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Spruce narrow-minded locale
  03/17/26
*trump laughs on the floor for 5 minutes*
Curious Hospital Digit Ratio
  03/17/26
Mojtba “Vito Spattafore” Khameini
crystalline exhilarant stag film
  03/17/26
You never know when a discreet anonymous homoerotic bj encou...
cracking step-uncle's house
  03/17/26
But in all seriousness usually when someone escapes death by...
cracking step-uncle's house
  03/17/26


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Date: March 17th, 2026 2:09 PM
Author: navy faggot firefighter

He stepped outside to the garden "to do something," according to leaked report. He was cruising the guards. He left his wife inside to die.

https://nypost.com/2026/03/16/world-news/new-iranian-supreme-leader-mojtaba-khamenei-survived-strike-that-killed-his-father-because-of-a-split-second-decision-audio-claims/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846813&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49751375)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 2:15 PM
Author: racy haunting gas station

so he was gettin a BJ in the garden? alpha AF. what's his moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846813&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49751395)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 2:29 PM
Author: Spruce narrow-minded locale



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Date: March 17th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: Curious Hospital Digit Ratio

*trump laughs on the floor for 5 minutes*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846813&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49751446)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: crystalline exhilarant stag film

Mojtba “Vito Spattafore” Khameini

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846813&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49751449)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 2:31 PM
Author: cracking step-uncle's house

You never know when a discreet anonymous homoerotic bj encountered will SAVE YOUR LIFE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846813&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49751455)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: cracking step-uncle's house

But in all seriousness usually when someone escapes death by doing something at the last minute it usually means he sold out his family to die and was the CIA payroll man meant to takeover and work with us - almost certainly what Trump was cryptically referring to when he knew who would take over at the beginning of the war and now says he doesn't know who to talk to. I wouldn't be surprised if either a) we fucked the bombing and put him in a coma anyways and now have no communication with traitor network or b) IRGC realized what happened and are keeping him in medical arrest while they make decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846813&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49751476)