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our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming
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aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)
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Lol'd IRL, tyft
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: slippery stage



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: Misunderstood theater

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: slippery stage

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: slippery stage



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: slippery stage



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: slippery stage



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Supple kitchen



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: slippery stage



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Ebony stead

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49653016)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: racy underhanded church

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: slippery stage

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: slippery stage



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: slippery stage



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: slippery stage



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: violet juggernaut

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: slippery stage

😂😂😂

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: slippery stage



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: slippery stage



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: galvanic associate



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: slippery stage



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: slippery stage

!!!

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: slippery stage



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: slippery stage

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: slippery stage



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: slippery stage



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: violet juggernaut



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: slippery stage

!!!

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Pea-brained whorehouse lettuce



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: slippery stage



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: fighting carnelian depressive base



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: slippery stage



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Self-centered mad cow disease

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: slippery stage

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: Self-centered mad cow disease

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: slippery stage

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#42944234)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: excitant home



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: duck-like striped hyena property



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: slippery stage



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: slippery stage



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: cocky boyish office

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#42944246)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: slippery stage

Lol'd IRL, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#42950183)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: Low-t Plaza Private Investor

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: slippery stage

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: slippery stage



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: slippery stage



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: slippery stage



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Hilarious boiling water native

Strong thread/moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#42969803)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: slippery stage

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Fluffy den

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Low-t Plaza Private Investor

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: slippery stage



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: slippery stage



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: slippery stage



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: slippery stage



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Orchid free-loading giraffe

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#43053111)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: slippery stage



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: slippery stage

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#43107001)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: slippery stage

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Supple kitchen



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: slippery stage



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: slippery stage



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: slippery stage



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: slippery stage



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: slippery stage



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: Hairraiser demanding public bath

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: slippery stage

😂😂😂

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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: slippery stage



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: slippery stage



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Orchid free-loading giraffe



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: slippery stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Orchid free-loading giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: slippery stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: slippery stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: slippery stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: slippery stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: slippery stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: slippery stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: mahogany heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: slippery stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Rose Swashbuckling Genital Piercing

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: slippery stage

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Rose Swashbuckling Genital Piercing

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: slippery stage

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Rose Swashbuckling Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: slippery stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: slippery stage

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Rose Swashbuckling Genital Piercing

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: slippery stage

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: slippery stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: slippery stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: vivacious sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: slippery stage

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: slippery stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: slippery stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: slippery stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: slippery stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: last time gaming was 180 in a frutiger aero-sense.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49694871)