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This Joke Explains Iran Today (The Atlantic)

The agent asks an Iranian: “Are you willing to work fo...
Tan soul-stirring step-uncle's house antidepressant drug
  03/04/26
haha wow holy shit people are still running with the "w...
cowardly 180 boiling water
  03/04/26
the best part is how israeli media and leadership are openly...
bronze pisswyrm
  03/04/26
"I don't understand, azizam. You say Taylor Swift is pa...
multi-colored citrine menage
  03/04/26
what’s his moniker?
Alcoholic Appetizing Stain Ticket Booth
  03/04/26
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Tan soul-stirring step-uncle's house antidepressant drug
  03/04/26
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translucent shivering address
  03/04/26
Unbelievable
swashbuckling slate church building
  03/04/26


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Date: March 4th, 2026 10:27 AM
Author: Tan soul-stirring step-uncle's house antidepressant drug

The agent asks an Iranian: “Are you willing to work for Israel and the United States to overthrow the Khamenei theocratic regime?”

The Iranian replies: “I am willing!”

The agent says: “That’s awesome! A hundred thousand dollars!”

The Iranian looks troubled, hesitates for a moment, grits his teeth and says: “A hundred thousand it is! But I can’t come up with that much all at once—can I pay in installments?”

https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/03/iran-war-humor-people/686223/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841379&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49714307)



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Date: March 4th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: cowardly 180 boiling water

haha wow holy shit people are still running with the "we'll be hailed as liberators" shit?

when the war on terror finally ended i thought the silver lining might be that it would be a long time before people would be convinced to enter another foreign boondoggle with such weak justifications. yet here we are!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841379&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49714319)



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Date: March 4th, 2026 10:36 PM
Author: bronze pisswyrm

the best part is how israeli media and leadership are openly talking about how their goal is to just fuck up iran as much as possible to weaken and destroy their society so that israel can bully them forever

this is while "we" are simultaneously pitching to the "iranian people" that they should "rise up" against their own government and military

sounds like a great deal for them huh? very cool and chill stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841379&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49716325)



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Date: March 4th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: multi-colored citrine menage

"I don't understand, azizam. You say Taylor Swift is paying me?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841379&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49714336)



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Date: March 4th, 2026 10:36 AM
Author: Alcoholic Appetizing Stain Ticket Booth

what’s his moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841379&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49714340)



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Date: March 4th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: Tan soul-stirring step-uncle's house antidepressant drug



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Date: March 4th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: translucent shivering address



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Date: March 4th, 2026 10:42 PM
Author: swashbuckling slate church building

Unbelievable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841379&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310908#49716340)