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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed t...
adventurous casino national security agency
  12/08/25
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adventurous casino national security agency
  12/12/25
So just don't go to a restaurant. Done. Can I have the...
glassy fiercely-loyal brethren ticket booth
  12/12/25
Do I get my 15 years of backpay?
provocative hot dilemma
  12/12/25
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Canary Site
  12/17/25
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nubile violent doctorate space
  12/18/25
easy do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where...
disgusting church building internal respiration
  12/12/25
You don't tip on takeout?
adventurous casino national security agency
  12/17/25
Fuck no People like you that are really into restaurant p...
disgusting church building internal respiration
  12/17/25
everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a res...
adventurous casino national security agency
  12/17/25
Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bart...
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  12/17/25
Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, beca...
adventurous casino national security agency
  12/18/25
You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?
Vigorous Boiling Water
  12/17/25
I never earned one.
adventurous casino national security agency
  12/18/25
lol
Razzle flirting faggotry sneaky criminal
  12/17/25
Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre ...
Vigorous Boiling Water
  12/17/25
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adventurous casino national security agency
  12/17/25
100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at ba...
Canary Site
  12/17/25
or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip....
sticky stage
  12/17/25
Or his wife could just leave the tip!
Razzle flirting faggotry sneaky criminal
  12/17/25
A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing w...
Canary Site
  12/17/25
Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cit...
sticky stage
  12/17/25
Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent...
Canary Site
  12/17/25
If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you'r...
flickering box office main people
  12/17/25
Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaura...
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  12/17/25
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  12/17/25
Now you're thinking like a lawyer.
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  12/17/25
now you're thinking like a lawyer!
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  12/17/25
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Aromatic Insane Den Mental Disorder
  12/17/25
No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…...
snowy overrated really tough guy
  12/17/25
wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.
Fragrant nofapping senate useless brakes
  12/17/25
cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all ...
flickering box office main people
  12/17/25
wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving t...
Fragrant nofapping senate useless brakes
  12/17/25
Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?
flickering box office main people
  12/18/25
couldnt care less about going out to eat
Fragrant nofapping senate useless brakes
  12/18/25
just move back to asia. easy
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  12/17/25
XO JAPAN
sticky stage
  12/17/25
“Move back” you say
snowy overrated really tough guy
  12/17/25
are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?
sticky stage
  12/17/25
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free-loading parlour yarmulke
  12/17/25
I am not!
snowy overrated really tough guy
  12/17/25
No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentall...
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  12/17/25


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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: adventurous casino national security agency

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49494485)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: adventurous casino national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49505202)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: glassy fiercely-loyal brethren ticket booth

So just don't go to a restaurant.

Done.

Can I have the money direct deposited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49505275)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: provocative hot dilemma

Do I get my 15 years of backpay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49505343)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: Canary Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49517782)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Concupiscible abnormal school cafeteria electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49517972)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: nubile violent doctorate space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49519739)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: disgusting church building internal respiration

easy

do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced

in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49505358)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: adventurous casino national security agency

You don't tip on takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49517781)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: disgusting church building internal respiration

Fuck no

People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49517851)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: adventurous casino national security agency

everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.

case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49518149)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: mildly autistic turquoise place of business associate

Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49518375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: adventurous casino national security agency

Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49519720)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Vigorous Boiling Water

You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49518382)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: adventurous casino national security agency

I never earned one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49519713)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Razzle flirting faggotry sneaky criminal

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49517877)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Vigorous Boiling Water

Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49518040)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: adventurous casino national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49517779)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: Canary Site

100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.

My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49517787)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: sticky stage

or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49517853)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Razzle flirting faggotry sneaky criminal

Or his wife could just leave the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49517878)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: Canary Site

A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49517952)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: sticky stage

Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49518153)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Canary Site

Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49518178)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: flickering box office main people

If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49518171)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: Vibrant Psychic

Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49517884)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: lime appetizing public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49517908)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Multi-colored Violet Principal's Office Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49517913)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: filthy aqua feces school

Now you're thinking like a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49517966)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: primrose galvanic bawdyhouse persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49517971)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: adventurous casino national security agency

now you're thinking like a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49518132)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Aromatic Insane Den Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49518174)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: snowy overrated really tough guy

No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49517969)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Fragrant nofapping senate useless brakes

wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49518028)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: flickering box office main people

cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49518177)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: Fragrant nofapping senate useless brakes

wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49518195)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: flickering box office main people

Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49519287)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Fragrant nofapping senate useless brakes

couldnt care less about going out to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49519289)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: free-loading parlour yarmulke

just move back to asia. easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49518155)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: sticky stage

XO JAPAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49518163)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: snowy overrated really tough guy

“Move back” you say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49518180)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: sticky stage

are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49518187)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: free-loading parlour yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49518351)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: snowy overrated really tough guy

I am not!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49518415)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Charismatic bossy candlestick maker orchestra pit

No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49518198)