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Do Chinese typewriters have like 1,000 keys?

Or do they still handwrite everything?
Deranged cracking codepig
  01/23/15
Idk but I know that for texting its all predictive text. Lik...
Narrow-minded Factory Reset Button Selfie
  01/23/15
The first prototype had 6,500 keys corresponding with the mo...
pea-brained idiotic brethren
  01/23/15
Thought this would be an evan39 flame poast
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Only to a certain extent
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Vibrant Address
  02/17/15
Amazing work here.
180 area mediation
  12/20/15
lol at the monsoon part
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In the heart of San Francisco's Chinatown, amidst the din of...
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pea-brained idiotic brethren
  11/08/23
Cq
emerald corner
  01/23/15
chinese characters are based off of components called radica...
Frozen Queen Of The Night
  01/23/15
What a SPS language and writing system
know-it-all feces meetinghouse
  01/23/15
cr nowags explain
emerald corner
  01/23/15
cr. leave it to nowags to invent such a convoluted pos
Saffron Sanctuary
  01/31/15
Gooks and Japs have alphabets right? Why not Chinks?
know-it-all feces meetinghouse
  02/17/15
wait, there are different species of azns?
Cobalt macaca
  02/18/15
korean has an alphabet that you basically write a syllable g...
crystalline lascivious piazza
  02/18/15
Both of these things are 1000x better than the Chinese syste...
know-it-all feces meetinghouse
  02/18/15
agreed, but the chinese system is still pretty 180 from a hi...
crystalline lascivious piazza
  02/18/15
Drawing a fucking painting for each word you want to represe...
know-it-all feces meetinghouse
  02/18/15
boosts children's IQs though.
haunting gunner home
  02/18/15
Yes
Cerebral demanding degenerate
  01/23/15
Someone find a video demonstrating how they type.
Cerebral demanding degenerate
  01/23/15
http://youtube.com/watch?v=l6iu9Nie4Oc
Ruby hall mother
  01/23/15
what the fuck
Saffron Sanctuary
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Deranged cracking codepig
  02/17/15
lol
Bearded ticket booth
  02/01/15
what in the fucking fuck is that fucking thing
know-it-all feces meetinghouse
  02/17/15
lolwtf? now i'm genuinely curious how they solved this probl...
Submissive big kitty
  02/17/15
you type phonetically now and smart computers convert your s...
crystalline lascivious piazza
  02/18/15
in a typical input system, like with windows or apple, type ...
haunting gunner home
  02/18/15
That sounds kind of awful. How can anyone type fast?
Submissive big kitty
  02/18/15
concise language. 140 char = english tweet, but an essay in ...
haunting gunner home
  02/18/15
OK how can a society function without NUANCE in written lang...
Soggy dog poop
  02/18/15
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tyvmft.
Vibrant Address
  02/17/15
pretty sure that he's working a small wool loom bro
emerald corner
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1:35 LJL
Ungodly Round Eye
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HOLY SHIT There are 2 more boxes of millions of little ke...
know-it-all feces meetinghouse
  02/17/15
There is no way that can be more efficient than handwriting.
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For some reason I feel like this really captures the essence...
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chinks -- is the narrator speaking mandarin? and what sort o...
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think its russian or some shit
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It's Swedish
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lol. fuckin chinks
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pea-brained idiotic brethren
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why are they so fucking weird? jfc
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What a dumb fucking TTT language
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Date: January 23rd, 2015 4:03 AM
Author: Deranged cracking codepig

Or do they still handwrite everything?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#27169681)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 4:05 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Factory Reset Button Selfie

Idk but I know that for texting its all predictive text. Like u press the *vertical squiggly line * button and u get a bunch of options for other lines and then you press one of those and shit it's sort of cool but kinda ttt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#27169686)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 4:24 AM
Author: pea-brained idiotic brethren

The first prototype had 6,500 keys corresponding with the most common characters in Mandarin, and weighed an incredible 800 pounds.[2] It took over five hours to assemble the typewriter, with the keys alone filling an average-sized room. The typewriter was so large that many were used as makeshift shelters during the summer monsoon season.[3] Unwieldy and cumbersome, the model was phased out in favor of a simplified version that only had 3,200 keys.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_typewriter

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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:19 AM
Author: emerald corner

Thought this would be an evan39 flame poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#27170158)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:21 AM
Author: khaki hunting ground plaza



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: Adventurous lavender church building french chef



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:41 AM
Author: Misunderstood diverse prole



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: khaki hunting ground plaza

Only to a certain extent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#27170266)



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Date: January 24th, 2015 8:51 AM
Author: emerald corner



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Date: January 30th, 2015 10:26 PM
Author: emerald corner



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: emerald corner



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Date: February 18th, 2015 10:19 PM
Author: pea-brained idiotic brethren



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Date: December 20th, 2015 6:20 PM
Author: ruddy aromatic organic girlfriend karate



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Date: April 14th, 2016 11:17 PM
Author: Effete Church Halford



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Date: May 8th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: pea-brained idiotic brethren



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:30 AM
Author: titillating field



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Date: January 24th, 2015 3:08 AM
Author: Startling headpube



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Date: January 30th, 2015 10:28 PM
Author: grizzly insecure spot



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:19 PM
Author: Vibrant Address



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Date: December 20th, 2015 6:31 PM
Author: 180 area mediation

Amazing work here.

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Date: April 14th, 2016 11:21 PM
Author: Mint swashbuckling indian lodge

lol at the monsoon part

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Date: June 13th, 2020 10:10 AM
Author: flatulent jap



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Date: November 8th, 2023 1:14 PM
Author: Thriller Awkward Cuckoldry Twinkling Uncleanness



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Date: November 8th, 2023 1:32 PM
Author: passionate twinkling cuckold

In the heart of San Francisco's Chinatown, amidst the din of a city forging its destiny with iron and steam, stood Lin Yutang, a solitary figure dwarfed by his colossal creation. His hands, which once danced with the grace of a calligrapher, now bore the stains of industry. He had crafted not just a machine but a monolith—a typewriter with 6,500 keys that captured the breadth of Mandarin thought.

The room that housed this behemoth was a vaulted space above the teeming streets, where shadows played upon walls lined with characters as if to hold back the clamor from below. It was here that Meiying, whose father's laundry service perfumed the air with starch and soap, often watched Lin from afar. She saw in him a reflection of her own unvoiced dreams.

As twilight embraced the city and fog weaved its silver threads through alleyways, Meiying lingered after Lin's demonstration to potential investors—men who couldn't see past the machine's unwieldy form to its revolutionary heart. They departed with murmurs of "impractical" and "impossible," leaving Lin disheartened amidst his metal forest of ideographs.

Meiying approached him then, her voice a hushed tremor in the vast room. "It's magnificent," she said, her fingers grazing a key labeled "strength" (力). "But it is like asking one person to carry a mountain."

Lin looked at her—really looked—and in her gaze found clarity. "Perhaps smaller is better," he murmured, an idea unfurling like dawn light in his mind.

Their eyes locked in shared understanding; they were two dreamers against the world. In that moment, they came together among the iron and ink—a fusion of passion and intellect. Meiying climbed onto the typewriter as if it were an altar for their aspirations. Her touch on each key was deliberate—“harmony” (å’Œ), “passion” (情), “future” (未)—spelling out their silent dialogue.

Beneath them, the typewriter held fast—its weight a testament to their burden of dreams. Yet as they moved together in fervent rhythm, it was not the heaviness they felt but rather the buoyancy of possibility. Each press of a key was a whisper of what could be: more intimate machines that could bridge worlds without bearing down upon them like mountains.

In their embrace atop the leviathan device, Lin and Meiying wove a tapestry of new meanings—a story told not through words but through sighs and caresses. The typewriter became their canvas and conduit—a giant they would not carry but transform into something that could be carried forward into an age awaiting its script.

And when dawn cast its first golden rays upon San Francisco's awakening streets, Lin Yutang emerged from his workshop with sketches for something revolutionary—a smaller typewriter that could connect East and West without weighing down either shore. The investors would see; they would understand this time.

For within that night's entwined passion lay not just love but also invention—the seed of an idea made manifest by two hearts beating in unison against steel and expectation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#47033831)



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Date: November 8th, 2023 1:33 PM
Author: pea-brained idiotic brethren



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:19 AM
Author: emerald corner

Cq

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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:28 AM
Author: Frozen Queen Of The Night

chinese characters are based off of components called radicals. There are a fairly small number of radicals that can be used to index 99% of the characters you'd commonly use. Actually keyboarding today, you either type in pinyin (romanized version of the character pronunciation) and then you'll see a list of corresponding characters, or you type ina radical and you get a list of characters that go with it.

It's still slower than typing with character based languages. Even non-retard chinese admit that their writing system is SPS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#27170192)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:29 AM
Author: know-it-all feces meetinghouse

What a SPS language and writing system

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#27170198)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: emerald corner

cr

nowags explain

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Date: January 31st, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: Saffron Sanctuary

cr. leave it to nowags to invent such a convoluted pos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#27220556)



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:18 PM
Author: know-it-all feces meetinghouse

Gooks and Japs have alphabets right? Why not Chinks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#27338302)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 7:59 AM
Author: Cobalt macaca

wait, there are different species of azns?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#27339800)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: crystalline lascivious piazza

korean has an alphabet that you basically write a syllable grouped together as a character, but the individual parts are an initial, medial, and final sound - it'd be like writing "hello, major general" as "hel lo, ma jor ge ne ral"

japanese has a syllabary, not an alphabet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#27339935)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 9:38 AM
Author: know-it-all feces meetinghouse

Both of these things are 1000x better than the Chinese system



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Date: February 18th, 2015 11:22 AM
Author: crystalline lascivious piazza

agreed, but the chinese system is still pretty 180 from a historical linguistics and artistic POV - and to the extent japanese borrowed from chinese, the same thing goes for japanese - you can have two characters that represent the same verb but one has additional connotation - i'm thinking immediately of something like "kiku" (to listen), where the main kanji is just pretty literal but the second most common implies attention paid specifically to the listening, possibly for recreational purposes

so you can use either kanji if you're listening to a concert, but one usage is more literary even though they're exactly the same verb just written differently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#27340648)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:06 PM
Author: know-it-all feces meetinghouse

Drawing a fucking painting for each word you want to represent seems like a pretty shitty system to me bro, no matter how pretty it might be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#27342273)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:34 PM
Author: haunting gunner home

boosts children's IQs though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#27342467)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:30 AM
Author: Cerebral demanding degenerate

Yes

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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: Cerebral demanding degenerate

Someone find a video demonstrating how they type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#27170209)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:40 AM
Author: Ruby hall mother

http://youtube.com/watch?v=l6iu9Nie4Oc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#27170258)



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Date: January 31st, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: Saffron Sanctuary

what the fuck

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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: Deranged cracking codepig



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Date: February 1st, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: Bearded ticket booth

lol

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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:19 PM
Author: know-it-all feces meetinghouse

what in the fucking fuck is that fucking thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#27338310)



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:21 PM
Author: Submissive big kitty

lolwtf? now i'm genuinely curious how they solved this problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#27338329)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 9:25 AM
Author: crystalline lascivious piazza

you type phonetically now and smart computers convert your shit to the correct stuff, but in the case of homophones, depending on your os, a key will cycle through the options

If I type literally the five keys n i h a o on my mac, it will recognize and convert that to the correct Chinese. But if I type something that is not like the most common Chinese phrase of all time, it might present me with a couple options ranked by likelihood based on what else i've typed, etc. and i can arrow down among the selections

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#27339951)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:34 PM
Author: haunting gunner home

in a typical input system, like with windows or apple, type "hao" then you choose:

1. good

2. luxe

3. horn

4. vast

5. Hao (surname)

6. expend

... the list goes on

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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:53 PM
Author: Submissive big kitty

That sounds kind of awful. How can anyone type fast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#27342600)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: haunting gunner home

concise language. 140 char = english tweet, but an essay in chinese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#27342605)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 10:25 PM
Author: Soggy dog poop

OK how can a society function without NUANCE in written language?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#27346030)



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Date: June 13th, 2020 10:08 AM
Author: cordovan turdskin parlour

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#40408662)



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:21 PM
Author: Vibrant Address

tyvmft.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#27338331)



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: emerald corner

pretty sure that he's working a small wool loom bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#27338408)



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:46 PM
Author: Ungodly Round Eye

1:35 LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#27338596)



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:48 PM
Author: know-it-all feces meetinghouse

HOLY SHIT

There are 2 more boxes of millions of little keys

WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#27338615)



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:53 PM
Author: Deranged cracking codepig

There is no way that can be more efficient than handwriting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#27338662)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 7:54 AM
Author: Ungodly Round Eye



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Date: February 18th, 2015 11:19 AM
Author: Ungodly Round Eye



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Date: February 18th, 2015 8:20 AM
Author: Vigorous slippery trump supporter new version

For some reason I feel like this really captures the essence of chinks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#27339853)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 9:14 AM
Author: Henna whorehouse mexican

Asian hipster girl carrying 3000 key typewriter to coffee shop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#27339917)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:30 PM
Author: grizzly insecure spot



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:37 PM
Author: haunting gunner home



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: Deranged cracking codepig

lol

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Date: December 20th, 2015 6:22 PM
Author: ruddy aromatic organic girlfriend karate



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Date: November 8th, 2023 1:15 PM
Author: Thriller Awkward Cuckoldry Twinkling Uncleanness



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: grizzly insecure spot

chinks -- is the narrator speaking mandarin? and what sort of accent?

i took a year of mandarin and think something about this sounds totally weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#27342448)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:35 PM
Author: haunting gunner home

think its russian or some shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#27342471)



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Date: October 24th, 2015 10:09 PM
Author: Excitant Crackhouse Cumskin

It's Swedish

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Date: April 14th, 2016 11:14 PM
Author: marvelous medicated school cafeteria



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Date: June 13th, 2020 10:15 AM
Author: flatulent jap



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Date: January 24th, 2015 3:06 AM
Author: pea-brained idiotic brethren



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Date: January 24th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: blue appetizing immigrant personal credit line

lol. fuckin chinks

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Date: January 31st, 2015 3:31 AM
Author: pea-brained idiotic brethren



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Date: January 31st, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: Saffron Sanctuary

why are they so fucking weird? jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#27220558)



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Date: February 1st, 2015 12:20 AM
Author: pea-brained idiotic brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#27225515)



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Date: February 1st, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: Peach vivacious business firm



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: Deranged cracking codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#27338418)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: ruddy aromatic organic girlfriend karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30277049)



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:17 PM
Author: Deranged cracking codepig

I do not remember making this thread, but for some reason I am proud I did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#27338290)



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: emerald corner

savor it brother, this is like a throwaway thread u start as youre about to pass out in a haze of dat sweet sweet ambien and then u wake up the next morning and it has 200+ poasts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#27338421)



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:36 PM
Author: Hot arrogant boiling water

Oh god oh some of my finest XO moments

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Date: February 18th, 2015 9:07 AM
Author: exhilarant state

What a dumb fucking TTT language

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#27339906)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:05 PM
Author: Deranged cracking codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#27342265)



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Date: October 24th, 2015 10:05 PM
Author: Bearded Fat Ankles Ceo



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Date: February 18th, 2015 10:19 PM
Author: Ungodly Round Eye



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Date: February 18th, 2015 10:27 PM
Author: emerald corner

Uvt explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#27346060)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 11:19 PM
Author: Deranged cracking codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#27346618)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:32 PM
Author: Ungodly Round Eye



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Date: October 24th, 2015 10:00 PM
Author: marvelous medicated school cafeteria



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Date: October 24th, 2015 10:14 PM
Author: Excitant Crackhouse Cumskin

Here's how it works: some dude invented a "language" called pinyin, back in the 40s, that transliterated the Chinese phonemes into Romanized spelling. Each character is therefore assigned an English alphabet spelling.

So you type/text just as you do in English, type the alphabet "pinyin" first and choose the corresponded character. The tricky part is that some spellings (like shi, yi, dao, xing, etc) can correspond to several dozen characters. To solve this problem, most programs default to the most common character for each spelling, and if you want a more obscure one you have to scroll or tab down.

The programs also auto-fill/autocorrect certain spellings based on context or preceding characters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29037203)



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Date: October 24th, 2015 10:17 PM
Author: Deranged cracking codepig

I'm Brian Fellows!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29037225)



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Date: June 13th, 2020 10:13 AM
Author: heady cream national security agency

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dO4YZ5i6fI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#40408681)



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Date: December 16th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Deranged cracking codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29392980)



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Date: December 16th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: well-lubricated purple nibblets

http://pixu.co.in/files/funzug/imgs/technology/amazing_chinese_keyboard_03.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29393097)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 11:37 PM
Author: comical theater



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Date: December 20th, 2015 6:03 PM
Author: pea-brained idiotic brethren



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Date: December 20th, 2015 6:17 PM
Author: red alpha regret

In France the "number keys" type the punctuation by default, you have to use Shift to get the numbers. And the letter arrangement is AZERTY instead of QWERTY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29422170)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 11:29 PM
Author: exciting shrine friendly grandma

most places outside the US hide the @ key too. fucking mudpeople just trying to be different imo

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Date: June 13th, 2020 10:14 AM
Author: heady cream national security agency

can't everyone in the world just be like America! fucking shitcountries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#40408684)



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Date: September 20th, 2019 6:34 PM
Author: Deranged cracking codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#38863740)



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Date: June 13th, 2020 10:06 AM
Author: pea-brained idiotic brethren



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Date: November 8th, 2023 1:11 PM
Author: pea-brained idiotic brethren



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Date: November 8th, 2023 1:18 PM
Author: Slimy preventive strike casino

I like the dozen-odd half-correct Dunning-Kruger responses itt

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Date: August 13th, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: pea-brained idiotic brethren



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