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You have 24 hours to bang 3 chicks or the aneurysm in your head blows

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for ...
Translucent massive spot
  12/12/25
*pulls out Rolodex*
ocher vivacious telephone sanctuary
  12/12/25
Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it r...
Maniacal stage
  12/12/25
...
galvanic abode new version
  12/12/25
I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don...
trip balding bawdyhouse
  12/12/25
easy
Umber slimy corner
  12/12/25
lol ok man
galvanic abode new version
  12/12/25
...
Mind-boggling Stage Patrolman
  12/12/25
...
soul-stirring trailer park
  12/12/25
100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc...
low-t territorial meetinghouse
  12/12/25
...
Shaky gaping psychic
  12/12/25
Subjective 6s? 100%
Plum concupiscible office really tough guy
  12/12/25
but where will I get an aneurysm
big theater stage
  12/12/25
...
ocher vivacious telephone sanctuary
  12/12/25
Its there. Trust me.
Translucent massive spot
  12/12/25
...
Lime pozpig
  12/12/25
lol I’m done here
stimulating pit
  12/12/25
yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this ...
Electric Mentally Impaired Locus Digit Ratio
  12/12/25
JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for an...
low-t territorial meetinghouse
  12/12/25
Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on ...
Arousing awkward lodge
  12/12/25
your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debati...
Appetizing Filthpig
  12/12/25
I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model...
low-t territorial meetinghouse
  12/12/25
tp.
Arousing awkward lodge
  12/12/25
zero %. 0.00%
Henna floppy house french chef
  12/12/25
they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter https://xcance...
Appetizing Filthpig
  12/12/25
who is that
Henna floppy house french chef
  12/12/25
...
Mind-boggling Stage Patrolman
  12/12/25
...
Mind-boggling Stage Patrolman
  12/12/25
literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew ...
free-loading roast beef
  12/12/25
You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start ...
cerebral haunting temple
  12/12/25
cr
galvanic abode new version
  12/12/25
I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor int...
trip balding bawdyhouse
  12/12/25
If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot...
Mustard gas station shitlib
  12/12/25
Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspectiv...
Maniacal stage
  12/12/25
The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a...
Mustard gas station shitlib
  12/12/25
...
galvanic abode new version
  12/12/25
dumb hypo from a little rat nigger there's no aneurysm
Bat-shit-crazy set multi-billionaire
  12/12/25
*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks...
Purple Brunch
  12/12/25
20 years ago, I'd be fine. Today, just pull the aneury...
brilliant goyim
  12/12/25


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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Translucent massive spot

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for it. Odds of your survival?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49505190)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: ocher vivacious telephone sanctuary

*pulls out Rolodex*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49505194)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Maniacal stage

Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it really tough. Maybe could pull this off if 1-4s were on the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49505197)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: galvanic abode new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49505580)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: trip balding bawdyhouse

I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don't want it. 0% survival odds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49505199)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Umber slimy corner

easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49505200)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: galvanic abode new version

lol ok man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49505581)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Stage Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49505201)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: soul-stirring trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49505769)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: low-t territorial meetinghouse

100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49505208)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Shaky gaping psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49505266)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Plum concupiscible office really tough guy

Subjective 6s? 100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49505277)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: big theater stage

but where will I get an aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49505279)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: ocher vivacious telephone sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49505284)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Translucent massive spot

Its there. Trust me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49505285)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: Lime pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49505672)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: stimulating pit

lol I’m done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49505281)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Electric Mentally Impaired Locus Digit Ratio

yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this off lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49505294)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: low-t territorial meetinghouse

JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for any real man to overpower and rape a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49505299)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Arousing awkward lodge

Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on white collar and white collar-adjacent scholarly discussion here, presumably they'd be impressed by my standardized test scores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49505300)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Appetizing Filthpig

your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debating whether girl #3 is a 5 or a 6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49505337)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: low-t territorial meetinghouse

I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model (still only ~27 and had not gained any weight) I fucked and half of the bort said she was a 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49505340)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Arousing awkward lodge

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49505388)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Henna floppy house french chef

zero %.

0.00%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49505350)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: Appetizing Filthpig

they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter

https://xcancel.com/AloysiusLincoln/status/1998165259153195304#r

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49505664)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: Henna floppy house french chef

who is that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49505734)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Stage Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49505981)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Stage Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49505985)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: free-loading roast beef

literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew from new jersey who lives off his dad's money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49505359)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: cerebral haunting temple

You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start pulling chicks as soon as possible. You'd want to go out early evening, again late evening, and again past midnight, but also have a shot in the morning and afternoon. Best bet is probably to head to Vegas if you can get there inside of 5 hours so you can "party" nearly 24/7 and try to pick up chicks while also getting on apps for the same purpose. Rent three hotel rooms so you don't have to kick anyone out but yourself. Quickly buy a bunch of designer clothes, carry yourself like a rich celeb and hope for the best. Literally lie and say you're an F1 driver in Europe or whatever. If Vegas is too far then NYC, Chicago or Miami

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49505559)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: galvanic abode new version

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49505584)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: trip balding bawdyhouse

I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor into the hypo because we all know that wouldn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49505890)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Mustard gas station shitlib

If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot easier. If anything it's probably the one time you can get a pass and fuck her good looking friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49505972)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Maniacal stage

Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspective. Tyft contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49505983)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Mustard gas station shitlib

The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49506007)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: galvanic abode new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49506161)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy set multi-billionaire

dumb hypo from a little rat nigger

there's no aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49505986)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: Purple Brunch

*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49505988)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: brilliant goyim

20 years ago, I'd be fine.

Today, just pull the aneurysm trigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49506164)