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New Movie I'm pitching "A Staten Island Brunch" (180)

Farewell guys. I know some of you may find this here. Maybe ...
Violet trip piazza
  04/12/16
Go back to India
concupiscible blood rage
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180
mischievous fanboi
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180 moniker
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Low-t circlehead
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I'm intrigued re the $1700/hr bottle service. Can it really...
Beady-eyed trump supporter
  04/12/16
not per hour, per night. Weekend night table for 4-6 will e...
Offensive depressive school cafeteria
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legit lol at "brunchmen"
French casino
  04/12/16
holy shit, where can i sign up to fund this movie
very tactful sinister office
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This.
Violet trip piazza
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Johnsmeyer is are Christopher Moltisanti
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This is Brunch.
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Read this twoce
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feel like there are some very subtle digs at RSF here
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New movie I'm pitching: "A Manhattan in Paris". it...
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Will the Parisians discover the true source of this new arri...
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On second reading they're not subtle at all LMAO
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lol the whole thing is a not at all subtle fuck you to rsf
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I'm rooting for Jimmy!
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180 And fuck Roberto
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180
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omg
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This is 10x better content than gay, verbose space stories I...
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gotta say, im rooting for jimmy. fuck roberto. lmao at hot b...
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Roberto is Johnsmeyer's idealized version of himself (5'11&q...
Jet Idiot
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thats like me creating a fictional version of myself and add...
Sickened Headpube
  04/12/16
This isn't RSF and it's not me.
Violet trip piazza
  04/12/16
well whtever it is, its 180
Sickened Headpube
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Ty brother. I'm not Puerto Rican either for the record.
Violet trip piazza
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lol, cr clarification
Sickened Headpube
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No just no
Violet trip piazza
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So chicks would flock to the taller guy, right?
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lol at this detail: fitted new era backwards hat, Tight f...
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compliments on this moniker
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Fuck Roberto
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Will gassy brunch shrews be featured?
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Violet trip piazza
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You may wish to visit this thread for casting ideas: http://...
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(Didn't mean to double posts)
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180
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little hidden 180 about this thread - the self (180) in the ...
concupiscible blood rage
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180 Cr lmao
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lol
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Not flame cop a script template and get to work.
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Serious q, does rach own this idea now? Was there a TOS?
Violet trip piazza
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now don't get me wrong, johnsmeyer is a nice guy, but bros w...
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i mean, James Lovers-Brunch, a shiftless 6'4" douche, i...
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What sort of lib could see a spic representing America?
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The thing about James is thT he's tall and has money but can...
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i'm just calling it like it is. old world = fat, pasty, ...
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Rachmiel is a producer with a proven track record of knockin...
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million billion
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i came at 'dad bods'
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boy does he have a decision to make
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Greatest movie of ARE generation
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DESCRIBE the voiced-over montage at the beginning that expla...
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It will be like the intro to Beauty and the Beast
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Lol shit I lolled out loud to this and then realized it was ...
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A billion Thank you for this!
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Glad you revised & resubmitted "A Lover's Brunch&qu...
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"Based on a true story," Johnsmeyer grinned, adjus...
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**Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo**
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*light skinned half Puerto Rican*
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I suspect the audience will be high fiving and cheering when...
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A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout y...
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this was my favorite part
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still crack up every time I think of this line
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Cr, i say it to myself in an exaggerated NY gabbagool accent...
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Johnsmeyer will play the cop in the movie, like a Hitchcock ...
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heard that john leguizamo is in talks to play roberto
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Wilmer Valderrama, actually
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will u ever finish the story
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We need to get a production team/site ASAP
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probably his masterwork
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No black brunch was epic IRL flame
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(Reposted) It's about this guy named "James Lovers-B...
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concupiscible blood rage
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What the FUCK HE DELETED IT
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Woah when did he do that? Was it after the March bumps?
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RIP to the greatest thread.
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We miss you johnsy
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Johnsmeyer, I hope you're doing okay.
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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 AM
Author: Violet trip piazza

Farewell guys. I know some of you may find this here. Maybe you won't. I have some personal stuff going on. My father, the person who I've been closest to my whole life, has passed away. As many of you know, my mom passed away when I was younger. I need to be with my family right now to help my brothers and his kids. Maybe even move somewhere and start new.

Aside from all the comedy and bullshit on here, I actually got some good life advice. Most of you are good dudes and I learned a lot about law and life from you all.

Later boys and girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30254769)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:47 AM
Author: concupiscible blood rage

Go back to India

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:37 AM
Author: mischievous fanboi

180

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:44 AM
Author: Beady-eyed trump supporter



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:14 PM
Author: Charismatic Chapel

180 moniker

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:45 AM
Author: Haunting Theater Stage Elastic Band



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: Low-t circlehead



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:51 AM
Author: Beady-eyed trump supporter

I'm intrigued re the $1700/hr bottle service. Can it really cost that much?

Johnsmeyer, if you want to troll some out-of-towners IRL, convince them to get that. They'll probably think they owe about $100

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30254859)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Offensive depressive school cafeteria

not per hour, per night. Weekend night table for 4-6 will easily set you back that at a good MFH club.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:58 AM
Author: French casino

legit lol at "brunchmen"

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:00 AM
Author: very tactful sinister office

holy shit, where can i sign up to fund this movie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30254879)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:49 AM
Author: Violet trip piazza

This.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 AM
Author: Floppy weed whacker parlour

Johnsmeyer is are Christopher Moltisanti

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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Violet trip piazza



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Haunting Theater Stage Elastic Band



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:20 AM
Author: black contagious center giraffe



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: Violet trip piazza



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:51 PM
Author: Floppy weed whacker parlour



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Violet trip piazza

This is Brunch.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Sapphire main people multi-billionaire



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: stimulating boistinker



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:43 AM
Author: adulterous provocative set



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Motley reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30259763)



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:38 AM
Author: lake box office dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#40788726)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:01 AM
Author: concupiscible blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255112)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:19 AM
Author: Obsidian insanely creepy den scourge upon the earth

Read this twoce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255178)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: geriatric bateful cuckold point

feel like there are some very subtle digs at RSF here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255185)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Irradiated buff tanning salon ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255187)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: geriatric bateful cuckold point

New movie I'm pitching: "A Manhattan in Paris". it's about a young James Lovers-Brunch moving to France to play semi-professional badminton and drink classic cocktails. when execs hear it's the unauthorized prequel to Staten Island Brunch they go nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255239)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Free-loading address

Will the Parisians discover the true source of this new arrival's ill-gotten family wealth?

Will the beautiful orphan daughter of the former Cantor derivatives Managing Director learn just who is paying for her nights on the town with the pudgy yet charming boy from New Jersey?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30484472)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: high-end garnet stain macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#39615049)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: Floppy weed whacker parlour

On second reading they're not subtle at all LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255276)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:00 PM
Author: Vivacious rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30260898)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:51 PM
Author: mahogany marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30320652)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:11 AM
Author: Sickened Headpube

lol the whole thing is a not at all subtle fuck you to rsf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255388)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:22 AM
Author: hideous swashbuckling sanctuary

I'm rooting for Jimmy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255194)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:25 AM
Author: hairraiser godawful jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255204)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:30 AM
Author: sticky keepsake machete shrine

180

And fuck Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255226)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: Rebellious Maize Messiness Partner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255256)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Jet Idiot

9848578947589245

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255262)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: Sapphire main people multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255290)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: hairless copper black woman parlor

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255374)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: misunderstood chad market

This is 10x better content than gay, verbose space stories IMO. Thanks, Johnsmeyer!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255377)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:28 PM
Author: Lascivious ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30258123)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:12 AM
Author: Sickened Headpube

gotta say, im rooting for jimmy. fuck roberto. lmao at hot bitches going to staten island to watch some minor league baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255391)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Jet Idiot

Roberto is Johnsmeyer's idealized version of himself (5'11" incredibly handsome pro baseball player instead of 5'9" college baseball player)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255397)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Sickened Headpube

thats like me creating a fictional version of myself and adding two 0s to my net worth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255399)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: Violet trip piazza

This isn't RSF and it's not me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255407)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: Sickened Headpube

well whtever it is, its 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255411)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: Violet trip piazza

Ty brother. I'm not Puerto Rican either for the record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255414)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:17 AM
Author: Sickened Headpube

lol, cr clarification

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255417)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: Violet trip piazza

No just no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255403)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: Violet trip piazza

So chicks would flock to the taller guy, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255537)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: sticky keepsake machete shrine

lol at this detail:

fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255545)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:01 PM
Author: Vengeful Silver Garrison Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255718)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: sticky keepsake machete shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30256259)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Jet Idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#31801652)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: lilac supple stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#34114617)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: racy useless range milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255554)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:42 AM
Author: titillating brindle house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255597)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: Aromatic sable hell

compliments on this moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255797)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:43 AM
Author: Azure Comical Wagecucks Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255605)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:44 AM
Author: Violet trip piazza

Fuck Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255609)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: mauve histrionic whorehouse newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255928)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone insecure regret university

Will gassy brunch shrews be featured?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255619)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:50 AM
Author: Violet trip piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255646)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:00 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone insecure regret university

You may wish to visit this thread for casting ideas: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2988531&mc=171&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255707)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: Violet trip piazza

(Didn't mean to double posts)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255653)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: Vengeful Silver Garrison Gaping

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255624)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: concupiscible blood rage

little hidden 180 about this thread - the self (180) in the thread title

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255650)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: Vengeful Silver Garrison Gaping

180 Cr lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255652)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:02 PM
Author: Haunting Theater Stage Elastic Band

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255721)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Arrogant private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#31801648)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: Ocher 180 pit factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#37240111)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:47 PM
Author: boyish milky candlestick maker sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#39614982)



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Date: January 21st, 2021 5:00 PM
Author: Ocher 180 pit factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#41800068)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle red potus trust fund

Not flame cop a script template and get to work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255736)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Violet trip piazza

Serious q, does rach own this idea now? Was there a TOS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255760)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Institution Corn Cake

now don't get me wrong, johnsmeyer is a nice guy, but bros who think he's taking a dig at RSF or whatever are missing the point. the movie's a lot bigger than that. it's really about america. to me "James Lovers-Brunch" allegorizes colonial-era britain, when pasty, dumb, decadent men ruled europe and her colonies. these men were gassy and bloated. so much so their heights bloated to 6'4" or some oafish number. by the "Brunchmen" we are obviously talking about europe.

now roberto comes along, who symbolizes everything about the new world that "James Lovers-Brunch", a tubby low IQ 6'4" bully, isn't. he's lean, masculine, and underneath the friendly smile he's rippling with strength and confidence.

so no, i don't feel that "James Lovers-Brunch", an effete, pasty 6'4" dude with severe emotional disturbances, is RSF at all.

roberto isn't Johnsmeyer, either. he's america.

make america great again. (180)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255767)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle red potus trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255821)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Institution Corn Cake

i mean, James Lovers-Brunch, a shiftless 6'4" douche, is brunching on eggs "Benedict." clearly colonial britain. i don't know where people are getting the idea that he's supposed to be RSF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255894)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: Canary Bat Shit Crazy Ceo

What sort of lib could see a spic representing America?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30258156)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: black contagious center giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30259399)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:48 PM
Author: Violet trip piazza

The thing about James is thT he's tall and has money but can't admit that he's ugly. He has a legitimately ugly face. Women aren't attracted to him for his face at all and to be honest the only thing he has going physically (and personality wise) is his height. Which is fine. Height is #1. But his character flaw is that he can't admit that and his insecurities stem from his lack of facial aesthetics. So he tried to m push on people that he's handsome and tries to convince himself that he's getting girls bc he's handsome and not bc he's tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30259463)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Institution Corn Cake

i'm just calling it like it is.

old world = fat, pasty, effete, bloated.

new world = lean, muscular, swarthy as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30260167)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: idiotic gaped locale boltzmann

Rachmiel is a producer with a proven track record of knocking hits out of the park

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255794)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:13 PM
Author: Floppy weed whacker parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30257362)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: mauve histrionic whorehouse newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255890)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Violet trip piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30256244)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: French casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30257338)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:39 PM
Author: dull tantric quadroon

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30257524)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: Lascivious ticket booth

million billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30258134)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: salmon hairy legs pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30258557)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Aqua Disrespectful Knife Lay

i came at 'dad bods'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30258569)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:31 PM
Author: lavender razzle toaster

boy does he have a decision to make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30258598)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: Galvanic bawdyhouse indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30259234)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:39 PM
Author: Violet trip piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30259378)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:45 PM
Author: titillating brindle house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30259433)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: heady impressive nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30259725)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Motley reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30259764)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: excitant beta native coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30271077)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Big-titted Hominid Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#31801657)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: Vivacious rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30259297)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:04 PM
Author: lavender razzle toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30259645)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:15 PM
Author: Violet trip piazza

Greatest movie of ARE generation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30259717)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: heady impressive nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30259728)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: harsh aphrodisiac brunch

DESCRIBE the voiced-over montage at the beginning that explains the NYC brunch scene to viewers who may be unfamiliar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30259771)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:25 PM
Author: Violet trip piazza

It will be like the intro to Beauty and the Beast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30259791)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:26 PM
Author: Violet trip piazza

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30259801)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: Violet trip piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30259816)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:27 AM
Author: Thriller Autistic Electric Furnace Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30270766)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: excitant beta native coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30271079)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:02 AM
Author: sticky keepsake machete shrine

Roses petals falling down at each new frame of stained glass renditions of the brunch men, NYC, and Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30271185)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:43 AM
Author: idiotic gaped locale boltzmann

Lol shit I lolled out loud to this and then realized it was the op. RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#36040536)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: metal soggy becky fat ankles

A billion

Thank you for this!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30259786)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:59 PM
Author: Thriller Autistic Electric Furnace Forum

Anyone who says Johnsmeyer is not a top 5 poaster needs to read this thread carefully

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30260176)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:11 AM
Author: hideous swashbuckling sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30262283)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Free-loading address

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30484482)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: Talented hot feces

Glad you revised & resubmitted "A Lover's Brunch" to make it more of an underdog story. Everyone loves a villain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30261210)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 1:33 AM
Author: Sickened Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30261836)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:18 AM
Author: Pink mind-boggling location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30262299)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:30 AM
Author: electric business firm

"Based on a true story," Johnsmeyer grinned, adjusting his New Era cap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30262326)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: sticky keepsake machete shrine

**Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo**

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30263094)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: Violet trip piazza

*light skinned half Puerto Rican*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30263106)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:41 AM
Author: French casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30262342)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: Obsidian insanely creepy den scourge upon the earth

I suspect the audience will be high fiving and cheering when Roberto's compadre-since-birth, the street wise Young Rich Moon, himself a Victory Boulevard Casanova, jumps in to stand with him during the Final Showdown with The Brunchmen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30262351)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: Violet trip piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30263083)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: narrow-minded indian lodge ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30270761)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 AM
Author: light house-broken heaven

A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry and hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30263126)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:40 PM
Author: Sickened Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30269336)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:27 AM
Author: Zippy dark telephone church

this was my favorite part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30270765)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: narrow-minded indian lodge ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30271306)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:02 AM
Author: hideous swashbuckling sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30277375)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:51 PM
Author: vermilion step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30320658)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:07 PM
Author: vermilion step-uncle's house

still crack up every time I think of this line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30392115)



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:25 PM
Author: dull tantric quadroon

Cr, i say it to myself in an exaggerated NY gabbagool accent too, like "Looks like dey was dressed for a boowl game!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#45235028)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:10 PM
Author: Floppy weed whacker parlour

Johnsmeyer will play the cop in the movie, like a Hitchcock cameo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30392132)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: Jet Idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#31801656)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:26 AM
Author: navy frum senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#36040469)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Vengeful Silver Garrison Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30392141)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: hideous swashbuckling sanctuary

I'm starting to think that "Mmmm mm mm" is my favorite part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30269270)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: salmon hairy legs pisswyrm

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30269315)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: Talented hot feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30270762)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 12:47 PM
Author: excitant beta native coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30372418)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: boyish milky candlestick maker sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30269318)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:25 AM
Author: narrow-minded indian lodge ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30270759)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: excitant beta native coldplay fan

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30271085)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:45 AM
Author: hairraiser godawful jap

heard that john leguizamo is in talks to play roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30271090)



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Date: May 18th, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Diverse alcoholic hospital

Wilmer Valderrama, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30507577)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:12 AM
Author: Fragrant theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30277459)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:24 AM
Author: Zombie-like spectacular gay wizard

will u ever finish the story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30277530)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: excitant beta native coldplay fan

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30279173)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Topaz arousing corner personal credit line

We need to get a production team/site ASAP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30279241)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Appetizing cerise plaza

929928383747272727833848566

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30323065)



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Date: April 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: hideous swashbuckling sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30350101)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 11:45 AM
Author: Jet Idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30483179)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 11:59 AM
Author: Exhilarant Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30489285)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Chrome school puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30492615)



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Date: May 18th, 2016 6:06 PM
Author: Chrome school puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30507552)



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Date: June 20th, 2016 11:43 AM
Author: Floppy weed whacker parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30746746)



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Date: July 30th, 2016 3:29 PM
Author: lavender razzle toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#31068717)



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Date: July 30th, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: light house-broken heaven

i can see the brunchmen slo mo walking off the ferry to confront roberto in their bermuda shorts and wayfarers to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW1nxUChYfQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#31068799)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 10:33 PM
Author: Violet trip piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#31085736)



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Date: October 15th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy multi-colored pocket flask deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#31648220)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Arrogant private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#31713435)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:17 AM
Author: boyish milky candlestick maker sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#31713515)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:31 AM
Author: Exciting resort shitlib

probably his masterwork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#31713599)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:32 AM
Author: Free-loading address

No black brunch was epic IRL flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#31713603)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: Adventurous Yapping Church Building Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#31801303)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: Adventurous Yapping Church Building Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#31801275)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: French casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#31801369)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: Jet Idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#32148237)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: concupiscible blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#32152436)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Slate judgmental theater brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#32152516)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Violet trip piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#32156741)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Violet trip piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#32174580)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 2:18 PM
Author: Jet Idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#32655383)



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Date: February 21st, 2017 3:21 AM
Author: amethyst kitty cat

(Reposted)

It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.

These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.

James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.

One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.

Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."

Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.

One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"

Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"

The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#32666915)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:17 AM
Author: amethyst kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#32749902)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:28 AM
Author: Mint Nursing Home Incel

Was this retyped? Contains a critical spelling error - it's *MERMOSAS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#33189860)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:31 AM
Author: amethyst kitty cat

corrected

I copy pasted it when someone reposted it in another thread and I thought it should be reposted itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#33189862)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: amethyst kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#33798150)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:04 PM
Author: Talented hot feces

It's "Mmmm mm mm", not "Mmmmmmmm" -- big difference. Please edit, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#33798171)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: amethyst kitty cat

Edited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#33798225)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:30 PM
Author: Talented hot feces

Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#33798393)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Low-t circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#34211966)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: stirring azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#36271707)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:37 PM
Author: maroon background story french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#39613461)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:42 PM
Author: lake box office dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#39613486)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:36 PM
Author: Laughsome stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#39614918)



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:35 AM
Author: high-end garnet stain macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#40788720)



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:40 AM
Author: lake box office dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#40788731)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 8:18 PM
Author: Curious filthpig menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#43604323)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: vibrant dragon rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#47093929)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: French casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49494262)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: nudist burgundy library persian

Every Saturday morning, I do one part of the puppet show. But there's nobody there to start the trains anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#32749944)



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Date: March 31st, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: amethyst kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#32960764)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:23 PM
Author: concupiscible blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#33171330)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:24 PM
Author: concupiscible blood rage

What the FUCK HE DELETED IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#33171336)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:34 PM
Author: Vengeful Silver Garrison Gaping

Woah when did he do that? Was it after the March bumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#33171422)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: well-lubricated abnormal meetinghouse

better to have flamed & edited than never to have flamed at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#33250632)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:01 PM
Author: stimulating boistinker

not a single person copied it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#34510680)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:03 PM
Author: amethyst kitty cat

I REPOSTED IT IN THIS VERY THREAD

jeez ....

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:04 PM
Author: amethyst kitty cat

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:58 PM
Author: stimulating boistinker



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Date: May 7th, 2017 1:28 PM
Author: marvelous snowy old irish cottage

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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: adulterous provocative set



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Date: May 26th, 2017 8:08 PM
Author: amethyst kitty cat



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Date: August 30th, 2017 2:15 PM
Author: Know-it-all state mood



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Date: September 1st, 2017 8:20 AM
Author: Know-it-all state mood



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Date: September 1st, 2017 8:27 AM
Author: Big Wrinkle Orchestra Pit



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Date: September 14th, 2017 5:07 PM
Author: Ocher 180 pit factory reset button

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 3:57 PM
Author: electric business firm

RIP to the greatest thread.

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:14 PM
Author: fighting jewess stage

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:57 PM
Author: Out-of-control Vigorous Stead Windowlicker



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Date: December 1st, 2017 7:33 AM
Author: amethyst kitty cat



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Date: December 5th, 2017 9:24 AM
Author: Ocher 180 pit factory reset button

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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: amethyst kitty cat



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:37 AM
Author: Zombie-like spectacular gay wizard



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Date: December 20th, 2017 9:46 PM
Author: Frozen Legend



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Date: January 1st, 2018 11:17 PM
Author: boyish milky candlestick maker sneaky criminal

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Date: February 23rd, 2018 7:07 AM
Author: cerebral shivering locus



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Date: April 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: Ocher 180 pit factory reset button



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Date: May 2nd, 2018 3:59 PM
Author: light house-broken heaven



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:17 AM
Author: Sadistic frisky associate affirmative action



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:34 AM
Author: cerebral shivering locus



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Date: July 18th, 2018 8:10 AM
Author: amethyst kitty cat



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Date: November 6th, 2018 1:40 AM
Author: Federal cruise ship

(Reposted)

It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.

These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.

James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.

One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.

Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."

Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.

One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"

Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"

The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch."

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Date: January 21st, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: adulterous provocative set



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Date: March 7th, 2021 8:03 PM
Author: Ocher 180 pit factory reset button



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:45 PM
Author: stimulating boistinker



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Date: December 1st, 2024 4:36 PM
Author: cerebral shivering locus



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Date: March 11th, 2019 2:36 PM
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Date: June 4th, 2019 7:50 PM
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Date: August 5th, 2019 5:47 PM
Author: Ruby trailer park



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Date: December 25th, 2019 1:51 PM
Author: hideous swashbuckling sanctuary



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Date: January 14th, 2020 4:25 AM
Author: Sadistic frisky associate affirmative action



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:36 PM
Author: Laughsome stock car



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:05 PM
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Date: March 9th, 2023 7:51 AM
Author: electric business firm

Johnsmeyer, I hope you're doing okay.

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Date: April 20th, 2023 8:57 AM
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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: Arrogant private investor

what a time to be alive

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Date: May 11th, 2024 5:44 PM
Author: Violet trip piazza



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Date: October 24th, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: Domesticated honey-headed foreskin



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Date: October 24th, 2024 7:49 AM
Author: passionate rough-skinned station liquid oxygen

My favorite character by far is The random cop who just happened to be on the Staten Island ferry then happened to run into jlb at in his brunch spot

I always imagine him as being played by jm in a hitchcockian cameo role

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Date: December 1st, 2024 4:35 PM
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Date: November 27th, 2024 10:26 PM
Author: Arrogant private investor



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