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You have 24 hours to bang 3 chicks or the aneurysm in your head blows

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for ...
mustard deranged parlour roast beef
  12/12/25
*pulls out Rolodex*
rambunctious navy mother
  12/12/25
Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it r...
wonderful dilemma really tough guy
  12/12/25
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transparent school cafeteria therapy
  12/12/25
I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don...
Very tactful magical tattoo
  12/12/25
easy
Jet-lagged charismatic university
  12/12/25
lol ok man
transparent school cafeteria therapy
  12/12/25
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pale organic girlfriend
  12/12/25
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thriller flesh french chef
  12/12/25
100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc...
harsh swashbuckling state
  12/12/25
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Bipolar round eye
  12/12/25
Subjective 6s? 100%
infuriating address
  12/12/25
but where will I get an aneurysm
tantric sweet tailpipe incel
  12/12/25
...
rambunctious navy mother
  12/12/25
Its there. Trust me.
mustard deranged parlour roast beef
  12/12/25
...
Disturbing silver bawdyhouse faggot firefighter
  12/12/25
lol I’m done here
Talented ebony legal warrant theater stage
  12/12/25
yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this ...
up-to-no-good new version
  12/12/25
JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for an...
harsh swashbuckling state
  12/12/25
Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on ...
Trip Private Investor Striped Hyena
  12/12/25
your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debati...
Contagious red space
  12/12/25
I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model...
harsh swashbuckling state
  12/12/25
tp.
Trip Private Investor Striped Hyena
  12/12/25
zero %. 0.00%
Chrome background story
  12/12/25
they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter https://xcance...
Contagious red space
  12/12/25
who is that
Chrome background story
  12/12/25
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pale organic girlfriend
  12/12/25
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pale organic girlfriend
  12/12/25
literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew ...
flatulent partner
  12/12/25
You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start ...
Fragrant maniacal becky mexican
  12/12/25
cr
transparent school cafeteria therapy
  12/12/25
I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor int...
Very tactful magical tattoo
  12/12/25
If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot...
Bisexual beady-eyed corner cuck
  12/12/25
Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspectiv...
wonderful dilemma really tough guy
  12/12/25
The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a...
Bisexual beady-eyed corner cuck
  12/12/25
...
transparent school cafeteria therapy
  12/12/25
dumb hypo from a little rat nigger there's no aneurysm
vivacious bat-shit-crazy business firm
  12/12/25
*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks...
Galvanic Potus Dysfunction
  12/12/25
20 years ago, I'd be fine. Today, just pull the aneury...
bull headed tan elastic band
  12/12/25


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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: mustard deranged parlour roast beef

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for it. Odds of your survival?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49505190)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: rambunctious navy mother

*pulls out Rolodex*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49505194)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: wonderful dilemma really tough guy

Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it really tough. Maybe could pull this off if 1-4s were on the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49505197)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: transparent school cafeteria therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49505580)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Very tactful magical tattoo

I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don't want it. 0% survival odds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49505199)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Jet-lagged charismatic university

easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49505200)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: transparent school cafeteria therapy

lol ok man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49505581)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: pale organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49505201)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: thriller flesh french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49505769)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: harsh swashbuckling state

100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49505208)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Bipolar round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49505266)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: infuriating address

Subjective 6s? 100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49505277)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: tantric sweet tailpipe incel

but where will I get an aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49505279)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: rambunctious navy mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49505284)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: mustard deranged parlour roast beef

Its there. Trust me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49505285)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: Disturbing silver bawdyhouse faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49505672)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Talented ebony legal warrant theater stage

lol I’m done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49505281)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: up-to-no-good new version

yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this off lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49505294)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: harsh swashbuckling state

JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for any real man to overpower and rape a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49505299)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Trip Private Investor Striped Hyena

Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on white collar and white collar-adjacent scholarly discussion here, presumably they'd be impressed by my standardized test scores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49505300)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Contagious red space

your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debating whether girl #3 is a 5 or a 6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49505337)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: harsh swashbuckling state

I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model (still only ~27 and had not gained any weight) I fucked and half of the bort said she was a 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49505340)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Trip Private Investor Striped Hyena

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49505388)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Chrome background story

zero %.

0.00%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49505350)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: Contagious red space

they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter

https://xcancel.com/AloysiusLincoln/status/1998165259153195304#r

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49505664)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: Chrome background story

who is that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49505734)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: pale organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49505981)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: pale organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49505985)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: flatulent partner

literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew from new jersey who lives off his dad's money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49505359)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Fragrant maniacal becky mexican

You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start pulling chicks as soon as possible. You'd want to go out early evening, again late evening, and again past midnight, but also have a shot in the morning and afternoon. Best bet is probably to head to Vegas if you can get there inside of 5 hours so you can "party" nearly 24/7 and try to pick up chicks while also getting on apps for the same purpose. Rent three hotel rooms so you don't have to kick anyone out but yourself. Quickly buy a bunch of designer clothes, carry yourself like a rich celeb and hope for the best. Literally lie and say you're an F1 driver in Europe or whatever. If Vegas is too far then NYC, Chicago or Miami

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49505559)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: transparent school cafeteria therapy

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49505584)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: Very tactful magical tattoo

I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor into the hypo because we all know that wouldn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49505890)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Bisexual beady-eyed corner cuck

If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot easier. If anything it's probably the one time you can get a pass and fuck her good looking friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49505972)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: wonderful dilemma really tough guy

Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspective. Tyft contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49505983)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Bisexual beady-eyed corner cuck

The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49506007)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: transparent school cafeteria therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49506161)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: vivacious bat-shit-crazy business firm

dumb hypo from a little rat nigger

there's no aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49505986)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: Galvanic Potus Dysfunction

*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49505988)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: bull headed tan elastic band

20 years ago, I'd be fine.

Today, just pull the aneurysm trigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49506164)