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Magical lettuce   02/02/16 brave Garnet nibblets   02/03/16 ... supple volcanic crater tanning salon   02/22/16 ... exciting partner mad cow disease   02/22/16 Wow, this thread really touched a nerve translucent nowag   02/22/16 ... Rusted Alcoholic Coffee Pot Queen Of The Night   03/08/16 ... Garnet nibblets   09/27/16 ... Garnet nibblets   03/04/16 ... Trip Macaca   04/04/16 ... floppy milk   04/04/16 cr double fault senate   04/20/16 ... supple volcanic crater tanning salon   05/11/16 ... exciting partner mad cow disease   05/11/16 ... Garnet nibblets   06/17/16 ... doobsian   09/27/16 ... Trip Macaca   10/21/16 mods please delete Chocolate Trailer Park Main People   10/21/16 already preserved in the archives zombie-like cowardly state   10/24/16 ... Garnet nibblets   10/24/16 i really like it here Embarrassed to the bone   10/24/16 ... Judgmental sanctuary   10/27/16 ... yellow fortuitous meteor   12/17/16 mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so... Chocolate Trailer Park Main People   01/03/17 There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ... Garnet nibblets   08/24/17 In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happe... Sexy police squad   01/23/17 ... ... Cerebral business firm   01/23/17 ... Garnet nibblets   07/08/17 Lol translucent nowag   08/18/17 Holy shit. nighttime preventive strike   01/16/19 ... Big area   02/11/17 ... Garnet nibblets   03/13/17 ... Trip Macaca   03/15/17 ... vengeful tan keepsake machete   03/15/17 ... Judgmental sanctuary   04/02/17 "i made it," he thought. Salmon Organic Girlfriend Pistol   04/02/17 If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to... sticky friendly grandma   04/02/17 bump for leolenin Disturbing Rough-skinned Gas Station Reading Party   06/01/17 ... silver talking   06/01/17 ... Apoplectic Arousing Corn Cake   06/01/17 *furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge* sepia   06/13/17 ... Disturbing Rough-skinned Gas Station Reading Party   07/02/17 where is corporate slave? copper   07/08/17 ... Cordovan pontificating wrinkle   08/18/17 ... Trip Macaca   09/25/17 ... Passionate Geriatric Parlor Background Story   10/27/17 This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 y... Chocolate Trailer Park Main People   10/27/17 ... Topaz duck-like theater wagecucks   12/26/17 Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up ... Spruce Circlehead   12/26/17 xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s... Garnet nibblets   12/26/17 Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di... Spruce Circlehead   12/26/17 No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the probl... yellow fortuitous meteor   02/20/18 cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane ... Mentally impaired yarmulke   05/24/18 ... Shimmering Liquid Oxygen Den   07/25/18 ... Passionate Geriatric Parlor Background Story   05/17/18 ... Garnet nibblets   07/25/18 man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re... pocket flask   07/25/18 The signs were, sadly, all there Garnet nibblets   07/25/18 ... Contagious goal in life   07/25/18 ... Passionate Geriatric Parlor Background Story   01/16/19 Not what I needed right now Garnet nibblets   01/16/19 ... Chocolate Trailer Park Main People   01/16/19 This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now... nighttime preventive strike   01/16/19 Jfc Garnet nibblets   01/16/19 Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years. Chocolate Trailer Park Main People   01/16/19 I hate this thread so fucking much Misanthropic Fanboi   01/16/19 I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ... Magenta marketing idea   01/16/19 Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!! ultramarine   01/17/19 Obeezy’s recent past* ultramarine   04/09/19 Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating double fault senate   01/17/19 Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati... ultramarine   01/17/19 ... Passionate Geriatric Parlor Background Story   04/08/19 ... codepig   04/09/19 thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w... Topaz duck-like theater wagecucks   04/09/19 ... ultramarine   04/09/19 Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find... ultramarine   04/12/19 getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ... Garnet nibblets   06/03/19 37 and 34 --> 41 and 38 mediation   06/03/19 that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi... Garnet nibblets   06/03/19 ... Chocolate Trailer Park Main People   08/08/19 I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu... Rambunctious Deranged Set   06/03/19 ITT: Biryani tp’s life story ultramarine   06/03/19 ... Big area   08/08/19 Absolutely devastating for board libs. ultramarine   08/08/19 ... ultramarine   08/12/19 Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de... Ruby Famous Landscape Painting   08/12/19 Does that include you? Out-of-control   08/12/19 not quite yet but prob soon brother! Ruby Famous Landscape Painting   08/12/19 ... Ruby Famous Landscape Painting   03/16/20 ... white bat shit crazy   02/02/20 ... Trip Macaca   03/14/20 ... double fault senate   03/16/20 ... double fault senate   09/30/20 ...   08/27/21 ... Trip Macaca   09/13/21 ... Chocolate Trailer Park Main People   09/26/21 ... greedy round eye   10/11/21 ... Disgusting brindle ladyboy locus   10/11/21 bump double fault senate   03/12/22 ... Trip Macaca   01/05/23 ... supple volcanic crater tanning salon   03/20/23 all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we... stain   10/13/23 mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ... metal   10/13/23 ... Garnet nibblets   01/03/24 ... Passionate Geriatric Parlor Background Story   08/09/24 ... supple volcanic crater tanning salon   07/28/25 ... mint well-lubricated faggotry   12/29/25 ... Insecure azn   12/29/25 Why can’t you freaks get and stay married. Tantric rebellious love of her life   12/29/25 Poast new message in this thread Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM Author: Garnet nibblets Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29678453) Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM Author: startled multi-colored center 180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29682018) Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM Author: Aquamarine New Version This one stings. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29683283) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM Author: Big area I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29684234) Date: October 24th, 2016 11:27 AM Author: Fragrant stage clown jesus no... 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29678480) Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM Author: Shimmering Liquid Oxygen Den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29678488) Date: January 25th, 2016 7:32 PM Author: Saffron Mind-boggling Rigpig Incel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29678734) Date: January 25th, 2016 8:51 PM Author: Garnet nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29679440) Date: January 25th, 2016 9:44 PM Author: thriller hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29679919) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM Author: overrated plaza jesus you guys are fucking brutal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29680351) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:47 PM Author: Rusted Alcoholic Coffee Pot Queen Of The Night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29680560) Date: January 26th, 2016 7:09 AM Author: startled multi-colored center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29682019) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM Author: Contagious goal in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29685198) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:33 PM Author: razzle-dazzle effete base karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29685278) Date: November 27th, 2016 11:55 AM Author: Domesticated hairraiser antidepressant drug blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#32000462) Date: June 13th, 2017 3:02 PM Author: Trip Macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#33545318) Date: December 19th, 2017 6:36 PM Author: Apoplectic Arousing Corn Cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#34960866) Date: January 24th, 2018 2:14 PM Author: Garnet nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#35226963) Date: June 10th, 2024 1:18 PM Author: Racy orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#47734433) Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM Author: Aquamarine New Version (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29683284) Date: October 24th, 2016 7:29 PM Author: crimson ticket booth water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#31718181) Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM Author: house-broken gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#32000450) Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:07 PM Author: Trip Macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#32440018) Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM Author: vengeful tan keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#32833820) Date: April 20th, 2017 2:06 PM Author: Trip Macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#33119532) Date: February 20th, 2018 2:26 PM Author: Trip Macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#35445746) Date: May 24th, 2018 3:37 PM Author: Trip Macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#36120413) Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM Author: Disgusting brindle ladyboy locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#43182516) Date: March 12th, 2022 2:34 PM Author: Dashing Green Library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#44136173) Date: May 15th, 2022 12:44 PM Author: Racy orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#44515653) Date: May 4th, 2024 12:16 PM Author: Racy orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#47634560) Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM Author: Chest-beating honey-headed cruise ship ruthless. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29678485) Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM Author: Shimmering Liquid Oxygen Den Brutal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29678486) Date: October 27th, 2017 12:20 PM Author: glittery boiling water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#34541852) Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM Author: Abusive very tactful cuck fuuuuuuuuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29678490) Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM Author: bipolar location community account toxic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29678498) Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM Author: claret boyish institution chad *neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jest, merely reciprocating how you treated them when you got your Ideal Mating Partner as they leave halfway through the service to slam pizzas and casual afternoon beers* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29678509) Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM Author: nofapping dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29678514) Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: Garnet nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29678702) Date: January 25th, 2016 8:42 PM Author: poppy resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29679337) Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM Author: Sienna Dingle Berry Office damnit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29678518) Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM Author: dun forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29678522) Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM Author: Garnet nibblets EDITED too painful to contemplate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29678523) Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM Author: Trip Macaca jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29678526) Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM Author: dun forum Cr edit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29678560) Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM Author: Garnet nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29678571) Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM Author: Trip Macaca u softbatch TTT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29678581) Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM Author: Garnet nibblets Cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29678598) Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM Author: zombie-like cowardly state Put it back I wanna see! 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She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29680072) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM Author: zombie-like cowardly state toxic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29680103) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM Author: Shimmering Liquid Oxygen Den She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29680207) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM Author: zombie-like cowardly state what do his professional concerns have to do with this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29680235) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM Author: Shimmering Liquid Oxygen Den A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29680262) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM Author: Garnet nibblets Death gotta be easy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29680269) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM Author: zombie-like cowardly state your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage. job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29680284) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM Author: Garnet nibblets "Got evicted...treats him like garbage" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29680294) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM Author: Aqua flickering dopamine He figures that if he loses that, he loses her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29680304) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM Author: zombie-like cowardly state he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29680266) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM Author: Shimmering Liquid Oxygen Den No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29680306) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM Author: laughsome voyeur dilemma Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29680152) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM Author: Shimmering Liquid Oxygen Den Yeah, probably true. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29680170) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM Author: laughsome voyeur dilemma I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29680240) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM Author: Shimmering Liquid Oxygen Den TY bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29680326) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM Author: Rusted Alcoholic Coffee Pot Queen Of The Night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29680540) Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM Author: turquoise seedy jewess fat ankles Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29685945) Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM Author: glittery boiling water LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#34542578) Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM Author: flushed mental disorder electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#34543719) Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM Author: Garnet nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#36120611) Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM Author: Disturbing Rough-skinned Gas Station Reading Party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#39808720) Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM Author: Cerebral business firm This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#34542944) Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM Author: Cracking impertinent gaping box office credited advice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#36120603) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM Author: zombie-like cowardly state even more toxic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29680213) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM Author: harsh razzle kitchen (asshole) although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29680247) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM Author: zombie-like cowardly state RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29680258) Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM Author: Soul-stirring lilac black woman corner i lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29686607) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM Author: Shimmering Liquid Oxygen Den He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29680296) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM Author: laughsome voyeur dilemma We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29680310) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM Author: zombie-like cowardly state that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29680362) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM Author: Garnet nibblets Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29680416) Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM Author: flirting histrionic rehab headpube lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#33450476) Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM Author: Shimmering Liquid Oxygen Den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29680671) Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM Author: zombie-like cowardly state so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29680714) Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM Author: Shimmering Liquid Oxygen Den Will do my best. TY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29680754) Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM Author: startled multi-colored center ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29682035) Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM Author: Milky Idiotic Garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#35011459) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM Author: Gold adventurous meetinghouse you are slaying this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29680335) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM Author: Gold adventurous meetinghouse DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29680320) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM Author: Shimmering Liquid Oxygen Den Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29680348) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM Author: Gold adventurous meetinghouse we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29680364) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM Author: zombie-like cowardly state why do you think that? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29680436) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM Author: Gold adventurous meetinghouse A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29680554) Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM Author: zombie-like cowardly state i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29680784) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM Author: Gold adventurous meetinghouse DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29680325) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM Author: Garnet nibblets Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s. Youre gonna maek and so am I (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29680343) Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM Author: Shimmering Liquid Oxygen Den She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me. TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29680725) Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM Author: zombie-like cowardly state how can she do better than with you? now go be that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29680760) Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM Author: Shimmering Liquid Oxygen Den I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29680820) Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM Author: motley flatulent home pervert Lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#38655437) Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM Author: Garnet nibblets well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#34543175) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM Author: Trip Macaca "Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, " lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29680357) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM Author: Garnet nibblets Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes" Turns out a lot worse for many bros (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29680372) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM Author: zombie-like cowardly state lmao true (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29680438) Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM Author: exciting partner mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29682074) Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM Author: Milky Idiotic Garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#35012399) Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM Author: Vigorous orchid step-uncle's house Haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#39808783) Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM Author: Shimmering Liquid Oxygen Den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29680764) Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM Author: poppy resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29680928) Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM Author: exhilarant point weed whacker Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities. "You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is." Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29683316) Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM Author: turquoise seedy jewess fat ankles CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her? 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'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29683303) Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM Author:  double fault senate "For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job." 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She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago. "We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29683667) Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM Author: Garnet nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29683761) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM Author: Aqua flickering dopamine LOL this is brilliant work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29684175) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM Author: Big area Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work brother! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29684259) Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM Author: Fragrant stage clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#31715965) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM Author: exciting partner mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29684272) Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM Author: Soul-stirring lilac black woman corner "the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic" "She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green" JFC Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29686616) Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM Author:  son of senegal school cafeteria cr this is poetry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30201794) Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM Author: vengeful tan keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#32833825) Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM Author: smoky skinny woman *applause* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#34543111) Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM Author: Disgusting brindle ladyboy locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#43182576) Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM Author: Cerebral business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29683679) Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM Author: exciting partner mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29683789) Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM Author: bonkers coral spot All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29683797) Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM Author: exciting partner mad cow disease recommending their own IVF doctors (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29683802) Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM Author: Garnet nibblets *googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29683831) Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM Author: bonkers coral spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29683840) Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM Author: bonkers coral spot packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29683851) Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM Author: poppy resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29683873) Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM Author: laughsome voyeur dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29684049) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM Author: appetizing sandwich locale Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29684244) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM Author: bonkers coral spot Describe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29684270) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM Author: appetizing sandwich locale 8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me FML moments on that trip were plentiful (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29684295) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM Author: bonkers coral spot God damn brutal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29684303) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM Author: exciting partner mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29684304) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM Author: laughsome voyeur dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29684427) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM Author: Garnet nibblets Please be flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29684520) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM Author: appetizing sandwich locale If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29684624) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM Author: Trip Macaca are u stil maried (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29684694) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM Author: appetizing sandwich locale yes - 3 years this May (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29684701) Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM Author: Passionate Geriatric Parlor Background Story Desperately need an update on this marriage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#47734478) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM Author: razzle-dazzle effete base karate I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29685301) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: appetizing sandwich locale It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc. For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit. One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29685641) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM Author: exhilarant point weed whacker Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29685696) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM Author: Passionate Geriatric Parlor Background Story Fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29684899) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM Author: Chocolate Trailer Park Main People why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29685180) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM Author: zombie-like cowardly state cq's! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29685268) Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: appetizing sandwich locale Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29686563) Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM Author: Disturbing Rough-skinned Gas Station Reading Party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#39808717) Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM Author: vengeful tan keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#32833828) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM Author: Kink-friendly Therapy Ceo Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29684182) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM Author: Aqua flickering dopamine LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29684186) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM Author: Snowy Abode Depressive except for your autism (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29684273) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM Author: Garnet nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29684318) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM Author: Cracking impertinent gaping box office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29684324) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM Author: Aqua flickering dopamine She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29684414) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM Author: laughsome voyeur dilemma (Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29684435) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM Author: razzle-dazzle effete base karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29685274) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM Author: Aqua flickering dopamine LOL fair (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29685581) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM Author:  double fault senate tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29684847) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM Author: grizzly associate temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29684784) Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM Author: Aquamarine New Version (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#32440058) Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM Author: vengeful tan keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#32833830) Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM Author: Electric juggernaut party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#35446904) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM Author: bonkers coral spot Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29684280) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM Author: Fragrant stage clown underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29685673) Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM Author: Apoplectic Arousing Corn Cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29837939) Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM Author: house-broken gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#32000449) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM Author: Swollen misunderstood place of business pit why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29684443) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM Author: appetizing sandwich locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29684472) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM Author: exciting partner mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29684475) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM Author: Trip Macaca jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29684501) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM Author:  rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29684532) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM Author:  double fault senate lmao at the dog bit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29684551) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM Author: appetizing sandwich locale Do you think that it's real or that I made that up? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29684606) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM Author: exciting partner mad cow disease fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29684642) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM Author: appetizing sandwich locale lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29684656) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM Author: exciting partner mad cow disease do u love it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29684671) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM Author: appetizing sandwich locale I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29684698) Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM Author:  hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29726837) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM Author:  double fault senate Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29684716) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM Author: appetizing sandwich locale My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29684725) Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM Author: Garnet nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30516035) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM Author: Trip Macaca wtf we had my dog at our wedding :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29684726) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM Author: appetizing sandwich locale Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29684740) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM Author: Trip Macaca it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29684751) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM Author:  double fault senate dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29684755) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM Author: Trip Macaca ok fair im kinda slow today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29684771) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM Author: appetizing sandwich locale this guy gets it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29684774) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM Author:  lime church feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29685212) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM Author:  self-absorbed windowlicker brunch Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29685219) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM Author: Sienna Dingle Berry Office it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29685684) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM Author: Passionate Geriatric Parlor Background Story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29685734) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM Author: Big area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29684620) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM Author: laughsome voyeur dilemma *puts gun in mouth* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29684633) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM Author: Chocolate Trailer Park Main People (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29684664) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM Author: grizzly associate temple *let's you borrow a bullet* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29684884) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM Author:  bawdyhouse mad-dog skullcap JFC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29684689) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM Author:  mexican national 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29684853) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM Author: Crusty striped hyena lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29684937) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM Author: Passionate Geriatric Parlor Background Story I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29684980) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM Author: appetizing sandwich locale Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29685164) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM Author:  self-absorbed windowlicker brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29685270) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM Author:  self-absorbed windowlicker brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29685194) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM Author: exhilarant point weed whacker "the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you" PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29685173) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM Author: appetizing sandwich locale Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29685189) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM Author: exhilarant point weed whacker Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29685317) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM Author: appetizing sandwich locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29685563) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM Author: appetizing sandwich locale mmm hmmm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29685564) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM Author: exhilarant point weed whacker Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her? And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29685582) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM Author: appetizing sandwich locale 180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage. Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29685611) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM Author: exhilarant point weed whacker Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120? How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29685643) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM Author: appetizing sandwich locale wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29685674) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM Author: exhilarant point weed whacker Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was? Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29685690) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM Author: Garnet nibblets 180 twist (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29685588) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM Author: exciting partner mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29685218) Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM Author: Soul-stirring lilac black woman corner THIS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29686942) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM Author: Navy Private Investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29685193) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM Author: razzle-dazzle effete base karate Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29685253) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM Author: exhilarant point weed whacker All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29685289) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM Author: razzle-dazzle effete base karate No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29685332) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM Author: exhilarant point weed whacker I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes. Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about. Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29685362) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM Author: razzle-dazzle effete base karate If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29685419) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM Author: exhilarant point weed whacker Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing. Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29685528) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM Author: razzle-dazzle effete base karate Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29685612) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: exhilarant point weed whacker And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party. But don't shit on people who enjoy such things. As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29685636) Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM Author: Magenta marketing idea cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29686827) Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM Author: exhilarant point weed whacker I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex. And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29690324) Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM Author: Magenta marketing idea sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29695165) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM Author: zombie-like cowardly state shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29685361) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM Author: exhilarant point weed whacker Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish. And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back. Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29685379) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM Author: razzle-dazzle effete base karate Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29685435) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM Author: exhilarant point weed whacker The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense. But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29685535) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM Author: Aqua flickering dopamine Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29685725) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM Author: exhilarant point weed whacker Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle. Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party. But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29685783) Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM Author: razzle-dazzle effete base karate I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups. Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29685920) Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM Author: exhilarant point weed whacker Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather. As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29686041) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM Author: zombie-like cowardly state damn bruh you going HAM itt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29685300) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM Author:  demanding 180. *GULPS* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29685635) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM Author: Sienna Dingle Berry Office fucking damn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29685670) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM Author: thriller hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29685737) Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM Author:  Sound Barrier 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29686927) Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM Author: Rusted Alcoholic Coffee Pot Queen Of The Night Goodbye, XO. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29688689) Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM Author: Garnet nibblets Alright wish I never made this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29692345) Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM Author: Chocolate Trailer Park Main People (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29726866) Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM Author: Stirring pale menage legal warrant what the fuck was in this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29740505) Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM Author: Embarrassed to the bone ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30516120) Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM Author: Rusted Alcoholic Coffee Pot Queen Of The Night repost please (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#31322656) Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM Author: appetizing sandwich locale I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#31696577) Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM Author: Embarrassed to the bone it was absolutely brutal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#33545376) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM Author:  lime church feces Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29685217) Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM Author: Soul-stirring lilac black woman corner tyft brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29686973) Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: exciting partner mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29686573) Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM Author: Shimmering Liquid Oxygen Den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29692473) Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM Author: Apoplectic Arousing Corn Cake 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29695105) Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM Author: Navy Private Investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29710038) Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM Author: Judgmental sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29719332) Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM Author: exciting partner mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29726769) Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM Author: Magical lettuce Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29740620) Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM Author: Garnet nibblets brave (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29745733) Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM Author: supple volcanic crater tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29888789) Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM Author: exciting partner mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29888820) Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM Author: translucent nowag Wow, this thread really touched a nerve (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29888829) Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM Author: Rusted Alcoholic Coffee Pot Queen Of The Night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30011217) Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM Author: Garnet nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#31509721) Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM Author: Garnet nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#29980741) Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM Author: Trip Macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30201735) Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM Author: floppy milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30201798) Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM Author:  double fault senate cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30311189) Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM Author: supple volcanic crater tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30456427) Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM Author: exciting partner mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30456759) Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM Author: Garnet nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30728336) Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM Author: doobsian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#31509865) Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM Author: Trip Macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#31696480) Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM Author: Chocolate Trailer Park Main People mods please delete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#31696519) Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM Author: zombie-like cowardly state already preserved in the archives (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#31714898) Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM Author: Garnet nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#31717973) Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM Author: Embarrassed to the bone i really like it here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#31715971) Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM Author: Judgmental sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#31738008) Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM Author:  yellow fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#32167609) Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM Author: Chocolate Trailer Park Main People mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#32287873) Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM Author: Garnet nibblets There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#34058755) Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM Author: Sexy police squad In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked. Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years. Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on. As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play. A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#32440839) Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM Author: Cerebral business firm ... ... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#32440878) Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM Author: Garnet nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#33728865) Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM Author: translucent nowag Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#34018807) Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM Author:  nighttime preventive strike Holy shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#37605655) Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM Author: Big area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#32596246) Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM Author: Garnet nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#32818201) Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM Author: Trip Macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#32833246) Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM Author: vengeful tan keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#32833819) Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM Author: Judgmental sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#32973380) Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM Author:  Salmon Organic Girlfriend Pistol "i made it," he thought. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#32973392) Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM Author: sticky friendly grandma If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know. If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice. Don't get married. Most people should never be married (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#32974083) Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM Author: Disturbing Rough-skinned Gas Station Reading Party bump for leolenin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#33449151) Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM Author: silver talking (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#33450386) Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM Author: Apoplectic Arousing Corn Cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#33450409) Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM Author: sepia *furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#33545689) Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM Author: Disturbing Rough-skinned Gas Station Reading Party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#33689269) Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM Author: copper where is corporate slave? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#33729047) Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM Author: Cordovan pontificating wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#34018777) Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM Author: Trip Macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#34291351) Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM Author: Passionate Geriatric Parlor Background Story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#34541789) Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM Author: Chocolate Trailer Park Main People This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#34541842) Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM Author: Topaz duck-like theater wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#35011311) Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM Author:  Spruce Circlehead Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after. Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now. Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands. But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#35011392) Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM Author: Garnet nibblets xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#35011407) Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM Author:  Spruce Circlehead Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#35011546) Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM Author:  yellow fortuitous meteor No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#35446889) Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM Author: Mentally impaired yarmulke cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#36120524) Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM Author: Shimmering Liquid Oxygen Den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#36493744) Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM Author: Passionate Geriatric Parlor Background Story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#36071800) Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM Author: Garnet nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#36493633) Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM Author:  pocket flask man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#36493792) Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM Author: Garnet nibblets The signs were, sadly, all there (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#36493799) Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM Author: Contagious goal in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#36493763) Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM Author: Passionate Geriatric Parlor Background Story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#37605614) Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM Author: Garnet nibblets Not what I needed right now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#37605618) Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM Author: Chocolate Trailer Park Main People (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#37605673) Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM Author:  nighttime preventive strike This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#37605696) Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM Author: Garnet nibblets Jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#37605700) Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM Author: Chocolate Trailer Park Main People Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#37605671) Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM Author: Misanthropic Fanboi I hate this thread so fucking much (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#37605749) Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM Author: Magenta marketing idea I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#37605917) Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM Author: ultramarine Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#37606174) Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM Author: ultramarine Obeezy’s recent past* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#38061344) Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM Author:  double fault senate Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#37606311) Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM Author: ultramarine Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation. For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#37608100) Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM Author: Passionate Geriatric Parlor Background Story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#38058384) Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM Author:  codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#38061194) Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM Author: Topaz duck-like theater wagecucks thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife just kidding, i'll be 26! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#38061250) Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM Author: ultramarine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#38061345) Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM Author: ultramarine Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#38076981) Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM Author: Garnet nibblets getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#38331712) Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM Author:  mediation 37 and 34 --> 41 and 38 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#38331750) Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM Author: Garnet nibblets that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#38331757) Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM Author: Chocolate Trailer Park Main People (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#38655549) Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM Author: Rambunctious Deranged Set I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time. Good luck all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#38331857) Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM Author: ultramarine ITT: Biryani tp’s life story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#38331878) Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM Author: Big area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#38655417) Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM Author: ultramarine Absolutely devastating for board libs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#38655608) Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM Author: ultramarine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#38673273) Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM Author: Ruby Famous Landscape Painting Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#38673311) Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM Author: Out-of-control Does that include you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#38673503) Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM Author: Ruby Famous Landscape Painting not quite yet but prob soon brother! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#38673513) Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM Author: Ruby Famous Landscape Painting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#39779443) Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM Author: white bat shit crazy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#39531148) Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM Author: Trip Macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#39763251) Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM Author:  double fault senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#39779439) Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM Author:  double fault senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#41016701) Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM Author:  (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#43021741) Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM Author: Trip Macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#43107782) Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM Author: Chocolate Trailer Park Main People (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#43182523) Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM Author: greedy round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#43257821) Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM Author: Disgusting brindle ladyboy locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#43257834) Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM Author:  double fault senate bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#44136160) Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM Author: Trip Macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#45747202) Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM Author: supple volcanic crater tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#46075051) Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM Author:  stain all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#46930507) Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM Author: metal mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#46931020) Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM Author: Garnet nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#47246331) Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM Author: Passionate Geriatric Parlor Background Story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#47947258) Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM Author: supple volcanic crater tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49136888) Date: December 29th, 2025 5:51 PM Author: mint well-lubricated faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49547993) Date: December 29th, 2025 5:52 PM Author: Insecure azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49547997) Date: December 29th, 2025 6:25 PM Author: Tantric rebellious love of her life Why can’t you freaks get and stay married. 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