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New Movie I'm pitching "A Staten Island Brunch" (180)

Farewell guys. I know some of you may find this here. Maybe ...
Free-loading elastic band
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Go back to India
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180
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180 moniker
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I'm intrigued re the $1700/hr bottle service. Can it really...
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not per hour, per night. Weekend night table for 4-6 will e...
opaque den
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legit lol at "brunchmen"
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holy shit, where can i sign up to fund this movie
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This.
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Johnsmeyer is are Christopher Moltisanti
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This is Brunch.
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Read this twoce
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feel like there are some very subtle digs at RSF here
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New movie I'm pitching: "A Manhattan in Paris". it...
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On second reading they're not subtle at all LMAO
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lol the whole thing is a not at all subtle fuck you to rsf
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I'm rooting for Jimmy!
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180 And fuck Roberto
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180
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omg
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gotta say, im rooting for jimmy. fuck roberto. lmao at hot b...
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Roberto is Johnsmeyer's idealized version of himself (5'11&q...
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thats like me creating a fictional version of myself and add...
odious community account sanctuary
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This isn't RSF and it's not me.
Free-loading elastic band
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well whtever it is, its 180
odious community account sanctuary
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Ty brother. I'm not Puerto Rican either for the record.
Free-loading elastic band
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lol, cr clarification
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No just no
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So chicks would flock to the taller guy, right?
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Fuck Roberto
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Will gassy brunch shrews be featured?
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You may wish to visit this thread for casting ideas: http://...
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(Didn't mean to double posts)
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180
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little hidden 180 about this thread - the self (180) in the ...
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180 Cr lmao
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Not flame cop a script template and get to work.
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Serious q, does rach own this idea now? Was there a TOS?
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now don't get me wrong, johnsmeyer is a nice guy, but bros w...
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i mean, James Lovers-Brunch, a shiftless 6'4" douche, i...
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What sort of lib could see a spic representing America?
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The thing about James is thT he's tall and has money but can...
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million billion
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i came at 'dad bods'
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Greatest movie of ARE generation
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DESCRIBE the voiced-over montage at the beginning that expla...
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It will be like the intro to Beauty and the Beast
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Lol shit I lolled out loud to this and then realized it was ...
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A billion Thank you for this!
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**Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo**
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*light skinned half Puerto Rican*
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this was my favorite part
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still crack up every time I think of this line
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Johnsmeyer will play the cop in the movie, like a Hitchcock ...
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heard that john leguizamo is in talks to play roberto
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Wilmer Valderrama, actually
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probably his masterwork
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(Reposted) It's about this guy named "James Lovers-B...
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Woah when did he do that? Was it after the March bumps?
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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 AM
Author: Free-loading elastic band

Farewell guys. I know some of you may find this here. Maybe you won't. I have some personal stuff going on. My father, the person who I've been closest to my whole life, has passed away. As many of you know, my mom passed away when I was younger. I need to be with my family right now to help my brothers and his kids. Maybe even move somewhere and start new.

Aside from all the comedy and bullshit on here, I actually got some good life advice. Most of you are good dudes and I learned a lot about law and life from you all.

Later boys and girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30254769)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:47 AM
Author: aromatic mildly autistic stain round eye

Go back to India

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:37 AM
Author: Sable native

180

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:44 AM
Author: Sooty travel guidebook



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:14 PM
Author: Vermilion Parlour

180 moniker

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:45 AM
Author: Maize french chef foreskin



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: amber talented double fault



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:51 AM
Author: Sooty travel guidebook

I'm intrigued re the $1700/hr bottle service. Can it really cost that much?

Johnsmeyer, if you want to troll some out-of-towners IRL, convince them to get that. They'll probably think they owe about $100

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: opaque den

not per hour, per night. Weekend night table for 4-6 will easily set you back that at a good MFH club.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:58 AM
Author: multi-colored pearly house

legit lol at "brunchmen"

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:00 AM
Author: Sexy dark theater stage liquid oxygen

holy shit, where can i sign up to fund this movie

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:49 AM
Author: Free-loading elastic band

This.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 AM
Author: Fuchsia fragrant church building friendly grandma

Johnsmeyer is are Christopher Moltisanti

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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Free-loading elastic band



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Maize french chef foreskin



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:20 AM
Author: Cobalt set



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: Free-loading elastic band



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:51 PM
Author: Fuchsia fragrant church building friendly grandma



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Free-loading elastic band

This is Brunch.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Geriatric base



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Hairraiser cruel-hearted sound barrier



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:43 AM
Author: henna scourge upon the earth



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: olive laser beams institution



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:38 AM
Author: Nudist Masturbator



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:01 AM
Author: aromatic mildly autistic stain round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255112)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:19 AM
Author: Provocative kitchen

Read this twoce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255178)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: canary step-uncle's house

feel like there are some very subtle digs at RSF here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255185)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Mind-boggling sienna church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255187)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: canary step-uncle's house

New movie I'm pitching: "A Manhattan in Paris". it's about a young James Lovers-Brunch moving to France to play semi-professional badminton and drink classic cocktails. when execs hear it's the unauthorized prequel to Staten Island Brunch they go nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255239)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: irradiated market

Will the Parisians discover the true source of this new arrival's ill-gotten family wealth?

Will the beautiful orphan daughter of the former Cantor derivatives Managing Director learn just who is paying for her nights on the town with the pudgy yet charming boy from New Jersey?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30484472)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: glassy athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#39615049)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: Fuchsia fragrant church building friendly grandma

On second reading they're not subtle at all LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255276)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:00 PM
Author: disgusting dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30260898)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:51 PM
Author: fighting hell crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30320652)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:11 AM
Author: odious community account sanctuary

lol the whole thing is a not at all subtle fuck you to rsf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255388)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:22 AM
Author: exhilarant tan space stock car

I'm rooting for Jimmy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255194)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:25 AM
Author: Crawly carmine faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255204)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:30 AM
Author: infuriating floppy goyim

180

And fuck Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255226)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: fear-inspiring casino

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255256)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Bright vibrant school cafeteria

9848578947589245

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255262)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: Geriatric base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255290)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: apoplectic charismatic trailer park private investor

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255374)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: stimulating telephone

This is 10x better content than gay, verbose space stories IMO. Thanks, Johnsmeyer!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255377)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:28 PM
Author: Greedy hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30258123)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:12 AM
Author: odious community account sanctuary

gotta say, im rooting for jimmy. fuck roberto. lmao at hot bitches going to staten island to watch some minor league baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255391)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Bright vibrant school cafeteria

Roberto is Johnsmeyer's idealized version of himself (5'11" incredibly handsome pro baseball player instead of 5'9" college baseball player)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255397)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: odious community account sanctuary

thats like me creating a fictional version of myself and adding two 0s to my net worth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255399)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: Free-loading elastic band

This isn't RSF and it's not me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255407)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: odious community account sanctuary

well whtever it is, its 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255411)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: Free-loading elastic band

Ty brother. I'm not Puerto Rican either for the record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255414)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:17 AM
Author: odious community account sanctuary

lol, cr clarification

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255417)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: Free-loading elastic band

No just no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255403)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: Free-loading elastic band

So chicks would flock to the taller guy, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255537)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: infuriating floppy goyim

lol at this detail:

fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255545)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:01 PM
Author: Misanthropic locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255718)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: infuriating floppy goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30256259)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Bright vibrant school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#31801652)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: twinkling hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#34114617)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: Adulterous Wild Shrine Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255554)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:42 AM
Author: electric shimmering principal's office trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255597)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: Comical property

compliments on this moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255797)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:43 AM
Author: drunken hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255605)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:44 AM
Author: Free-loading elastic band

Fuck Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255609)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: slate site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255928)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: Racy psychic

Will gassy brunch shrews be featured?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255619)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:50 AM
Author: Free-loading elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255646)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:00 PM
Author: Racy psychic

You may wish to visit this thread for casting ideas: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2988531&mc=171&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255707)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: Free-loading elastic band

(Didn't mean to double posts)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255653)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: Misanthropic locale

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255624)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: aromatic mildly autistic stain round eye

little hidden 180 about this thread - the self (180) in the thread title

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255650)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: Misanthropic locale

180 Cr lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255652)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:02 PM
Author: Maize french chef foreskin

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255721)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: mint disturbing station pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#31801648)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: big heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#37240111)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:47 PM
Author: stirring juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#39614982)



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Date: January 21st, 2021 5:00 PM
Author: big heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#41800068)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: fishy pontificating headpube corn cake

Not flame cop a script template and get to work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255736)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Free-loading elastic band

Serious q, does rach own this idea now? Was there a TOS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255760)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: vigorous windowlicker chapel

now don't get me wrong, johnsmeyer is a nice guy, but bros who think he's taking a dig at RSF or whatever are missing the point. the movie's a lot bigger than that. it's really about america. to me "James Lovers-Brunch" allegorizes colonial-era britain, when pasty, dumb, decadent men ruled europe and her colonies. these men were gassy and bloated. so much so their heights bloated to 6'4" or some oafish number. by the "Brunchmen" we are obviously talking about europe.

now roberto comes along, who symbolizes everything about the new world that "James Lovers-Brunch", a tubby low IQ 6'4" bully, isn't. he's lean, masculine, and underneath the friendly smile he's rippling with strength and confidence.

so no, i don't feel that "James Lovers-Brunch", an effete, pasty 6'4" dude with severe emotional disturbances, is RSF at all.

roberto isn't Johnsmeyer, either. he's america.

make america great again. (180)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255767)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: fishy pontificating headpube corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255821)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: vigorous windowlicker chapel

i mean, James Lovers-Brunch, a shiftless 6'4" douche, is brunching on eggs "Benedict." clearly colonial britain. i don't know where people are getting the idea that he's supposed to be RSF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255894)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: ivory karate dragon

What sort of lib could see a spic representing America?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30258156)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: Cobalt set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30259399)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:48 PM
Author: Free-loading elastic band

The thing about James is thT he's tall and has money but can't admit that he's ugly. He has a legitimately ugly face. Women aren't attracted to him for his face at all and to be honest the only thing he has going physically (and personality wise) is his height. Which is fine. Height is #1. But his character flaw is that he can't admit that and his insecurities stem from his lack of facial aesthetics. So he tried to m push on people that he's handsome and tries to convince himself that he's getting girls bc he's handsome and not bc he's tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30259463)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 PM
Author: vigorous windowlicker chapel

i'm just calling it like it is.

old world = fat, pasty, effete, bloated.

new world = lean, muscular, swarthy as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30260167)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: Galvanic Light Cuck

Rachmiel is a producer with a proven track record of knocking hits out of the park

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255794)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:13 PM
Author: Fuchsia fragrant church building friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30257362)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: slate site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30255890)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Free-loading elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30256244)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: multi-colored pearly house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30257338)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:39 PM
Author: concupiscible office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30257524)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: Greedy hissy fit

million billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30258134)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: Flushed newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30258557)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: exciting multi-billionaire voyeur

i came at 'dad bods'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30258569)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:31 PM
Author: Maroon spectacular love of her life

boy does he have a decision to make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30258598)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: Impressive heady stag film internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30259234)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:39 PM
Author: Free-loading elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30259378)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:45 PM
Author: electric shimmering principal's office trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30259433)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: primrose half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30259725)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: olive laser beams institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30259764)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: aphrodisiac brindle shitlib corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30271077)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: Bearded locus fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#31801657)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: disgusting dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30259297)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:04 PM
Author: Maroon spectacular love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30259645)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:15 PM
Author: Free-loading elastic band

Greatest movie of ARE generation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30259717)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: primrose half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30259728)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Mustard Clown Turdskin

DESCRIBE the voiced-over montage at the beginning that explains the NYC brunch scene to viewers who may be unfamiliar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30259771)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:25 PM
Author: Free-loading elastic band

It will be like the intro to Beauty and the Beast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30259791)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:26 PM
Author: Free-loading elastic band

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30259801)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: Free-loading elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30259816)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:27 AM
Author: Magenta resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30270766)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: aphrodisiac brindle shitlib corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30271079)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:02 AM
Author: infuriating floppy goyim

Roses petals falling down at each new frame of stained glass renditions of the brunch men, NYC, and Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30271185)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:43 AM
Author: Galvanic Light Cuck

Lol shit I lolled out loud to this and then realized it was the op. RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#36040536)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: yellow lascivious meetinghouse

A billion

Thank you for this!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30259786)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:59 PM
Author: Magenta resort

Anyone who says Johnsmeyer is not a top 5 poaster needs to read this thread carefully

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30260176)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:11 AM
Author: exhilarant tan space stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30262283)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: irradiated market

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30484482)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: sepia school international law enforcement agency

Glad you revised & resubmitted "A Lover's Brunch" to make it more of an underdog story. Everyone loves a villain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30261210)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 1:33 AM
Author: odious community account sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30261836)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:18 AM
Author: Cordovan rebellious partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30262299)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:30 AM
Author: dull boistinker mediation

"Based on a true story," Johnsmeyer grinned, adjusting his New Era cap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30262326)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: infuriating floppy goyim

**Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo**

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30263094)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: Free-loading elastic band

*light skinned half Puerto Rican*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30263106)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:41 AM
Author: multi-colored pearly house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30262342)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: Provocative kitchen

I suspect the audience will be high fiving and cheering when Roberto's compadre-since-birth, the street wise Young Rich Moon, himself a Victory Boulevard Casanova, jumps in to stand with him during the Final Showdown with The Brunchmen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30262351)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: Free-loading elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30263083)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: passionate honey-headed center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30270761)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Burgundy Range

A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry and hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30263126)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:40 PM
Author: odious community account sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30269336)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:27 AM
Author: Appetizing gay blood rage forum

this was my favorite part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30270765)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: passionate honey-headed center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30271306)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:02 AM
Author: exhilarant tan space stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30277375)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:51 PM
Author: Lilac personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30320658)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:07 PM
Author: Lilac personal credit line

still crack up every time I think of this line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30392115)



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:25 PM
Author: concupiscible office

Cr, i say it to myself in an exaggerated NY gabbagool accent too, like "Looks like dey was dressed for a boowl game!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#45235028)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:10 PM
Author: Fuchsia fragrant church building friendly grandma

Johnsmeyer will play the cop in the movie, like a Hitchcock cameo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30392132)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: Bright vibrant school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#31801656)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:26 AM
Author: supple philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#36040469)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Misanthropic locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30392141)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: exhilarant tan space stock car

I'm starting to think that "Mmmm mm mm" is my favorite part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30269270)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: Flushed newt

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30269315)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: sepia school international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30270762)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 12:47 PM
Author: aphrodisiac brindle shitlib corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30372418)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: stirring juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30269318)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:25 AM
Author: passionate honey-headed center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30270759)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: aphrodisiac brindle shitlib corner

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30271085)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:45 AM
Author: Crawly carmine faggotry

heard that john leguizamo is in talks to play roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30271090)



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Date: May 18th, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Contagious Lettuce

Wilmer Valderrama, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30507577)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:12 AM
Author: bateful puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30277459)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:24 AM
Author: beta point

will u ever finish the story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30277530)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: aphrodisiac brindle shitlib corner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30279173)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Amethyst trust fund

We need to get a production team/site ASAP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30279241)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Costumed smoky plaza immigrant

929928383747272727833848566

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30323065)



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Date: April 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: exhilarant tan space stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30350101)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 11:45 AM
Author: Bright vibrant school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30483179)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 11:59 AM
Author: cracking famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30489285)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: unholy deep haunted graveyard kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30492615)



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Date: May 18th, 2016 6:06 PM
Author: unholy deep haunted graveyard kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30507552)



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Date: June 20th, 2016 11:43 AM
Author: Fuchsia fragrant church building friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#30746746)



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Date: July 30th, 2016 3:29 PM
Author: Maroon spectacular love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#31068717)



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Date: July 30th, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Burgundy Range

i can see the brunchmen slo mo walking off the ferry to confront roberto in their bermuda shorts and wayfarers to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW1nxUChYfQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#31068799)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 10:33 PM
Author: Free-loading elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#31085736)



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Date: October 15th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: bisexual beady-eyed hospital volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#31648220)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: mint disturbing station pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#31713435)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:17 AM
Author: stirring juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#31713515)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:31 AM
Author: Jade Tripping Home Roommate

probably his masterwork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#31713599)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:32 AM
Author: irradiated market

No black brunch was epic IRL flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#31713603)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: Shaky antidepressant drug new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#31801303)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: Shaky antidepressant drug new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#31801275)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: multi-colored pearly house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#31801369)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: Bright vibrant school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#32148237)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: aromatic mildly autistic stain round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#32152436)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Plum Indian Lodge Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#32152516)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Free-loading elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#32156741)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Free-loading elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#32174580)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 2:18 PM
Author: Bright vibrant school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#32655383)



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Date: February 21st, 2017 3:21 AM
Author: Khaki metal associate

(Reposted)

It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.

These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.

James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.

One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.

Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."

Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.

One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"

Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"

The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#32666915)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:17 AM
Author: Khaki metal associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#32749902)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:28 AM
Author: Razzle Hideous Lodge

Was this retyped? Contains a critical spelling error - it's *MERMOSAS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#33189860)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:31 AM
Author: Khaki metal associate

corrected

I copy pasted it when someone reposted it in another thread and I thought it should be reposted itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#33189862)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: Khaki metal associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#33798150)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:04 PM
Author: sepia school international law enforcement agency

It's "Mmmm mm mm", not "Mmmmmmmm" -- big difference. Please edit, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#33798171)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: Khaki metal associate

Edited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#33798225)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:30 PM
Author: sepia school international law enforcement agency

Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#33798393)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: amber talented double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#34211966)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: Swashbuckling location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#36271707)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:37 PM
Author: brilliant weed whacker library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#39613461)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:42 PM
Author: Nudist Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#39613486)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:36 PM
Author: Pink Coffee Pot Queen Of The Night



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:35 AM
Author: glassy athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#40788720)



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:40 AM
Author: Nudist Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#40788731)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 8:18 PM
Author: Crusty Garrison Bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#43604323)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: sticky mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#47093929)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: multi-colored pearly house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#49494262)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: chrome preventive strike tank

Every Saturday morning, I do one part of the puppet show. But there's nobody there to start the trains anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#32749944)



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Date: March 31st, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: Khaki metal associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#32960764)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:23 PM
Author: aromatic mildly autistic stain round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#33171330)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:24 PM
Author: aromatic mildly autistic stain round eye

What the FUCK HE DELETED IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#33171336)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:34 PM
Author: Misanthropic locale

Woah when did he do that? Was it after the March bumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#33171422)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle orange rigpig coldplay fan

better to have flamed & edited than never to have flamed at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#33250632)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:01 PM
Author: Hairraiser cruel-hearted sound barrier

not a single person copied it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#34510680)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:03 PM
Author: Khaki metal associate

I REPOSTED IT IN THIS VERY THREAD

jeez ....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#34510705)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:04 PM
Author: Khaki metal associate

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&mc=193&forum_id=2#32666915

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909",#34510709)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:58 PM
Author: Hairraiser cruel-hearted sound barrier



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Date: May 7th, 2017 1:28 PM
Author: flickering depressive

never forget:(

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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: henna scourge upon the earth



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Date: May 26th, 2017 8:08 PM
Author: Khaki metal associate



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Date: August 30th, 2017 2:15 PM
Author: Dashing pervert



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Date: September 1st, 2017 8:20 AM
Author: Dashing pervert



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Date: September 1st, 2017 8:27 AM
Author: Cheese-eating University



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Date: September 14th, 2017 5:07 PM
Author: big heaven

THE GOAT

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 3:57 PM
Author: dull boistinker mediation

RIP to the greatest thread.

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:14 PM
Author: curious goal in life

We miss you johnsy

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:57 PM
Author: translucent zippy filthpig parlor



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Date: December 1st, 2017 7:33 AM
Author: Khaki metal associate



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Date: December 5th, 2017 9:24 AM
Author: big heaven

Please come back

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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: Khaki metal associate



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:37 AM
Author: beta point



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Date: December 20th, 2017 9:46 PM
Author: Doobsian ceo prole



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Date: January 1st, 2018 11:17 PM
Author: stirring juggernaut

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Date: February 23rd, 2018 7:07 AM
Author: black national security agency ticket booth



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Date: April 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: big heaven



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Date: May 2nd, 2018 3:59 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Burgundy Range



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:17 AM
Author: Umber theater twinkling uncleanness



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:34 AM
Author: black national security agency ticket booth



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Date: July 18th, 2018 8:10 AM
Author: Khaki metal associate



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Date: November 6th, 2018 1:40 AM
Author: Very tactful arousing patrolman

(Reposted)

It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.

These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.

James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.

One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.

Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."

Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.

One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"

Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"

The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch."

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Date: January 21st, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: henna scourge upon the earth



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Date: March 7th, 2021 8:03 PM
Author: big heaven



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:45 PM
Author: Hairraiser cruel-hearted sound barrier



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Date: December 1st, 2024 4:36 PM
Author: black national security agency ticket booth



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Date: March 11th, 2019 2:36 PM
Author: abnormal skinny woman sweet tailpipe



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Date: June 4th, 2019 7:50 PM
Author: aromatic mildly autistic stain round eye



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Date: August 5th, 2019 5:47 PM
Author: abnormal skinny woman sweet tailpipe



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Date: December 25th, 2019 1:51 PM
Author: exhilarant tan space stock car



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Date: January 14th, 2020 4:25 AM
Author: Umber theater twinkling uncleanness



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: Nudist Masturbator



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:36 PM
Author: Pink Coffee Pot Queen Of The Night



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:05 PM
Author: cerebral state



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Date: March 9th, 2023 7:51 AM
Author: dull boistinker mediation

Johnsmeyer, I hope you're doing okay.

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Date: April 20th, 2023 8:57 AM
Author: medicated toilet seat temple



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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: mint disturbing station pisswyrm

what a time to be alive

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Date: May 11th, 2024 5:44 PM
Author: Free-loading elastic band



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Date: October 24th, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: Big-titted ruddy mad cow disease jewess



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Date: October 24th, 2024 7:49 AM
Author: histrionic piazza hairy legs

My favorite character by far is The random cop who just happened to be on the Staten Island ferry then happened to run into jlb at in his brunch spot

I always imagine him as being played by jm in a hitchcockian cameo role

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Date: December 1st, 2024 4:35 PM
Author: Hateful Gaping



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Date: November 27th, 2024 10:26 PM
Author: mint disturbing station pisswyrm



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