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Slate shaky tank
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ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore an...
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I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others...
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our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming
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aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)
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Lol'd IRL, tyft
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: Slate shaky tank



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: orchid impressive cuck

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: Slate shaky tank

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Slate shaky tank



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Slate shaky tank



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: Slate shaky tank



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: turquoise knife



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: Slate shaky tank



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: adulterous buff site

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Fighting Clown

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: Slate shaky tank

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Slate shaky tank



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Slate shaky tank



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: Slate shaky tank



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Cerebral half-breed hell

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: Slate shaky tank

😂😂😂

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: Slate shaky tank



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: Slate shaky tank



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: tripping depressive



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: Slate shaky tank



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: Slate shaky tank

!!!

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: Slate shaky tank



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: Slate shaky tank

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: Slate shaky tank



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: Slate shaky tank



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: Cerebral half-breed hell



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: Slate shaky tank

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Flushed Market Azn



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: Slate shaky tank



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Crusty supple idiot



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: Slate shaky tank



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: drab self-absorbed spot shitlib

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: Slate shaky tank

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: drab self-absorbed spot shitlib

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: Slate shaky tank

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: Peach Trip Prole



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Galvanic high-end mediation property



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Slate shaky tank



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: Slate shaky tank



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: stirring range mexican

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: Slate shaky tank

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: Snowy church building nowag

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: Slate shaky tank

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: Slate shaky tank



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Slate shaky tank



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: Slate shaky tank



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: provocative sound barrier

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Slate shaky tank

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: swashbuckling goyim blood rage

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Snowy church building nowag

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Slate shaky tank



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Slate shaky tank



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: Slate shaky tank



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: Slate shaky tank



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Thriller tantric principal's office background story

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: Slate shaky tank



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: Slate shaky tank

This poast blew my mind, not flame

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: Slate shaky tank

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: turquoise knife



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: Slate shaky tank



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: Slate shaky tank



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Slate shaky tank



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: Slate shaky tank



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: Slate shaky tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#43239492)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: deranged free-loading institution boiling water

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: Slate shaky tank

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#43299359)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: Slate shaky tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#43324612)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: Slate shaky tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#43514420)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Thriller tantric principal's office background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Slate shaky tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Thriller tantric principal's office background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Slate shaky tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Slate shaky tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Slate shaky tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Slate shaky tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Slate shaky tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Slate shaky tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Comical Blathering Travel Guidebook Round Eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Slate shaky tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Arousing cocky voyeur elastic band

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Slate shaky tank

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Arousing cocky voyeur elastic band

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Slate shaky tank

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Arousing cocky voyeur elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Slate shaky tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Slate shaky tank

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Arousing cocky voyeur elastic band

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Slate shaky tank

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Slate shaky tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Slate shaky tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Marvelous pale piazza persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Slate shaky tank

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: Slate shaky tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: Slate shaky tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Slate shaky tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Slate shaky tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: Slate shaky tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: Slate shaky tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Slate shaky tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: drab self-absorbed spot shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Slate shaky tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: zippy exciting set

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: Slate shaky tank

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: zippy exciting set

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: Slate shaky tank

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: zippy exciting set

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: Slate shaky tank

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Judgmental smoky theater stage

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: Slate shaky tank

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Slate shaky tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: Slate shaky tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49720164)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: Slate shaky tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49733811)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Slate shaky tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49743659)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: Slate shaky tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49763415)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: Slate shaky tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49776406)