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We need to invent a more extreme team sport

There has to be something more intense than football. It sho...
Umber Senate
  03/26/26
We had that with football before it got soft and gay in the ...
Obsidian razzle-dazzle parlour knife
  03/26/26
Football should be played in Greenland only in the dead of w...
Umber Senate
  03/26/26
Every winter when we got our first real snow we'd play night...
Coral Motley Plaza
  03/26/26
Stop capping. You're Chinese and your family bbq'd your dog....
Umber Senate
  03/26/26
wow
translucent mad cow disease
  03/26/26
Lol I was on varsity as a sophomore. You don't know what tha...
Coral Motley Plaza
  03/26/26
guys in my 7th grade fb team got whatever the fuck life flig...
Mewling useless brakes
  03/27/26
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Exhilarant genital piercing party of the first part
  03/26/26
A no-rules, high-stakes manhunt set in a vast, deliberately ...
Learning disabled elastic band step-uncle's house
  03/26/26
no AI in my threads please ever
Umber Senate
  03/26/26
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W80G-xVs39E
medicated heaven
  03/26/26
I was reading a book a few months ago about horses and it di...
floppy roast beef
  03/26/26
https://www.armoredmma.com/
Rose nofapping menage
  03/26/26
IFNB
yapping tanning salon
  03/26/26
something like UFC but with teams
Mewling useless brakes
  03/27/26
...
talented garrison
  03/27/26
(rollerball exec)
orange ladyboy keepsake machete
  03/27/26
Also, 43 Man Squamish https://madcoversite.com/quiz_olymp...
Mewling useless brakes
  03/27/26
Speed skating combined with roller derby
White home
  03/27/26


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Date: March 26th, 2026 12:28 PM
Author: Umber Senate

There has to be something more intense than football. It should involve cold weather, snow, and extreme conditions. Like some combo of football and hockey that can only be played in the arctic or something. It should be twice as brutal as football and have no hope of retaining a female audience. Something that just pisses women and minorities off royally and we can all watch it and never have to worry about appealing to a mass audience or the league ever going woke.

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Date: March 26th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Obsidian razzle-dazzle parlour knife

We had that with football before it got soft and gay in the 2000s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850010&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49770577)



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Date: March 26th, 2026 12:36 PM
Author: Umber Senate

Football should be played in Greenland only in the dead of winter, outdoors, and there should be no player safety.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850010&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49770598)



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Date: March 26th, 2026 12:34 PM
Author: Coral Motley Plaza

Every winter when we got our first real snow we'd play night football with a glow in the dark football, full tackle and it was brutal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850010&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49770587)



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Date: March 26th, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: Umber Senate

Stop capping. You're Chinese and your family bbq'd your dog. You've never played football before once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850010&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49770602)



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Date: March 26th, 2026 12:39 PM
Author: translucent mad cow disease

wow

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Date: March 26th, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: Coral Motley Plaza

Lol I was on varsity as a sophomore. You don't know what that's like. I was absolutely blowing people up. First official tackle football game I ever played in 7th grade the opposing qb had to get life flighted off the field cause he broke his neck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850010&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49770623)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: Mewling useless brakes

guys in my 7th grade fb team got whatever the fuck life flighted is all the time bro. it was nbd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850010&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49773435)



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Date: March 26th, 2026 1:03 PM
Author: Exhilarant genital piercing party of the first part



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Date: March 26th, 2026 12:49 PM
Author: Learning disabled elastic band step-uncle's house

A no-rules, high-stakes manhunt set in a vast, deliberately isolated kill-zone: think 50+ square miles of remote mountain wilderness, abandoned military proving ground, or flooded quarry system—terrain that already kills the unprepared through cliffs, hypothermia, flash floods, or wildlife. Zero cell coverage, no external rescue, and a pre-agreed “once you enter, you leave in a body bag or as the last survivor” contract. The entire game revolves around mandatory, active ham transmitters that cannot be disabled without immediate disqualification (i.e., execution by the organizers in the fiction).

The Players

The Fox(es): 1–3 volunteers (or “volun-told” in the darker versions) each strapped into a rugged, backpack-mounted high-power ham rig (2 m or 70 cm band, locked in a tamper-proof case). The transmitter broadcasts a continuous or interval signal—loud FM voice taunts, distorted Morse insults, or a looping data packet that gives partial location hints. It stays on the whole time. Foxes get basic survival gear, a sidearm or rifle, and whatever traps they can carry. Their only “advantage” is a head start and intimate knowledge of the terrain.

The Hunters: 6–12 armed participants divided into loose teams or a total free-for-all. Each carries full radio direction-finding (RDF) kit—handheld Yagi antennas, Doppler arrays, mobile receivers tuned to the fox frequency—plus rifles, handguns, shotguns, knives, and as much ammo as they can hump. Hunters may also have their own low-power “hunter beacons” that ping every 20–30 minutes so everyone knows the predators are trackable too. Betrayal is not only allowed; it’s encouraged.

How the Hunt Works (the violent part)

Drop and Activate

Foxes are released with a two-hour head start. The moment their transmitters fire up, every hunter’s RDF gear lights up with bearings. Classic fox-hunting skills apply: signal fades in valleys, reflects off ridges, nulls out when you’re too close. But instead of a polite “found you!” and a certificate, closing to visual range means bullets start flying.

The Kill Rule

There is no “tag.” There is only elimination. Once a hunter team (or lone wolf) gets line-of-sight or close enough for a clean shot, lethal force is the entire point. Foxes can (and are expected to) fight back—ambushes, sniper positions, radio-jamming decoys, or even luring hunters into natural deathtraps (rockslides, bear dens, whatever the terrain offers). Hunters can and do kill other hunters; stealing someone’s RDF gear or silencing their beacon mid-fight is a valid tactic.

The Mutual Tracking Twist

To guarantee chaos and high body count, every single participant carries a secondary low-power beacon that activates on a staggered schedule. You are always both hunter and prey. The radio becomes the ultimate paranoia engine: every crackle on the frequency could be your doom approaching.

End Condition

Game runs 48–72 hours or until only one living person remains (or none—mutual annihilation is an acceptable and darkly celebrated outcome). The sole survivor “wins” whatever grotesque prize the organizers cooked up (cash, a new identity, eternal bragging rights). Bodies are left where they fall; the transmitters keep broadcasting until batteries die or someone puts a round through the case for good measure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850010&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49770652)



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Date: March 26th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: Umber Senate

no AI in my threads please ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850010&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49770673)



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Date: March 26th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: medicated heaven

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W80G-xVs39E

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850010&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49770688)



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Date: March 26th, 2026 2:13 PM
Author: floppy roast beef

I was reading a book a few months ago about horses and it discussed the origins of polo. Maybe something like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850010&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49770879)



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Date: March 26th, 2026 2:19 PM
Author: Rose nofapping menage

https://www.armoredmma.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850010&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49770895)



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Date: March 26th, 2026 2:44 PM
Author: yapping tanning salon

IFNB

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Date: March 27th, 2026 11:21 AM
Author: Mewling useless brakes

something like UFC but with teams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850010&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49773447)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 11:22 AM
Author: talented garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850010&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49773448)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 11:22 AM
Author: orange ladyboy keepsake machete

(rollerball exec)

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Date: March 27th, 2026 11:22 AM
Author: Mewling useless brakes

Also, 43 Man Squamish

https://madcoversite.com/quiz_olympics.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850010&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49773451)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: White home

Speed skating combined with roller derby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850010&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49773459)