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** MPM 2025 Finals And Seedings Thread **

We have a list of about 120 poasters who were around this ye...
spruce godawful dysfunction
  12/12/25
if I left you off the list, it was almost definitely by mist...
spruce godawful dysfunction
  12/14/25
agreed, richard deserves a spot
exciting pisswyrm
  12/14/25
the poasters
spruce godawful dysfunction
  12/12/25
Johnsmeyer wasn’t here, covered in parvo was.
odious splenetic dopamine
  12/13/25
...
Excitant Therapy Milk
  12/14/25
I'm an absolute faggot loser and should not be in any "...
Disrespectful hall ape
  12/16/25
at least 35+ of these are one guy
slimy locus knife
  12/12/25
which ones
spruce godawful dysfunction
  12/12/25
...
Vibrant High-end Locale
  12/12/25
tp
glittery library
  12/12/25
Every sudo on xo is me haven’t you been reading nsam s...
Orchid coffee pot
  12/13/25
it's actually only 8 people with 120 alts
Peach Wonderful Forum
  12/13/25
...
swashbuckling business firm queen of the night
  12/14/25
Based on volume, quality, engagement, or madness, I would su...
Sinister address place of business
  12/12/25
MPA, Gunner, RSF, Spaceprawn, Zurich & NSAM have been go...
Ultramarine parlour tank
  12/15/25
What about that weird fucking dog guy? Consider him. Somethi...
primrose flatulent mad-dog skullcap set
  12/12/25
...
galvanic legend
  12/13/25
...
odious splenetic dopamine
  12/13/25
...
spruce godawful dysfunction
  12/13/25
high seeding for boom please, he was megaposting all the tim...
pontificating vermilion theater
  12/13/25
fuck that BALD OLD MAN
Milky Boyish Brunch
  12/13/25
?
ruddy curious chad public bath
  12/13/25
https://imgur.com/a/N3h8bht
ruddy curious chad public bath
  12/13/25
Spaceporn TT Buttcheeks Zurich EPAH Paralegal Mohamed ...
infuriating corn cake
  12/13/25
Fucking Fuckface added too
spruce godawful dysfunction
  12/13/25
thank you for including all of my alts, thank
White hairraiser sneaky criminal
  12/13/25
our long bort nightmare of acknowledging karlstack is finall...
Milky Boyish Brunch
  12/13/25
...
geriatric pea-brained roommate
  12/13/25
...
Sapphire stage multi-billionaire
  12/13/25
...
turquoise nursing home
  12/13/25
...
exciting pisswyrm
  12/14/25
...
Startled national security agency mad cow disease
  12/14/25
Like Karlstack, only two years too late
Ultramarine parlour tank
  12/18/25
how is nsam not on the list
umber location regret
  12/13/25
on the list, near the top
spruce godawful dysfunction
  12/13/25
ty
umber location regret
  12/14/25
...
spruce godawful dysfunction
  12/14/25
What is this, a list of faggots?
know-it-all free-loading home cuckold
  12/14/25
He said seedings, not seethings
Startled national security agency mad cow disease
  12/16/25
“scholarship + alts” lmfao
swashbuckling business firm queen of the night
  12/14/25
if I left you off the list, it was almost definitely by mist...
spruce godawful dysfunction
  12/14/25
poerkan
Excitant Therapy Milk
  12/14/25
...
umber location regret
  12/14/25
will post a draft final 64 and seedings maybe tomorrow inpu...
spruce godawful dysfunction
  12/15/25
if need be i would gladly trade my spot for POERKAN, who got...
Excitant Therapy Milk
  12/15/25


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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: spruce godawful dysfunction

We have a list of about 120 poasters who were around this year. This thread is to get input on final inclusions and seedings.

Final inclusions will be based purely on poasting VOLUME in 2025 because it is *MEGA*poaster Madness, so some beloved poasters who didn’t post much in 2025 will be left out and some shitheads who poasted a lot will be included (except nyuug, because he sucks, so fuck him). I was a pumo this year so I have been around plenty.

Top seedings will be based on who I think might win to prevent big players knocking each other out early, this is hard but I’ll do my best.

Please tell me who should definitely be in based on volume and who had a great poasting year for the seedings.

And anyone I have twice/more under different monikers.

And if I left anybody off please tell me too.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49506077)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: spruce godawful dysfunction

if I left you off the list, it was almost definitely by mistake, please nominate yourself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49509074)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: exciting pisswyrm

agreed, richard deserves a spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49509076)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: spruce godawful dysfunction
Subject: the poasters

whok

cucumbers

disco fries

cowgod

CSLG

RSF

TT

NSAM

Rage Problems

screenman

MPA

ricky

gay grandpa

gunnerattt

boom

mainlining

captttain falcon

biglaw lives matter

HAtp

OYT

longwangpoontang

fulano

richard clock

epah

spaceporn

emilio

jcm

evan

zurich

FLW

consuela

scholarship + alts

lsd

tsinah

doodikoff

Johnsmeyer

animeboi

TBF

sealclubber

Nippon Professional Baseball

lex

jafar

Judas Jones

Paralegal Mohammed

TDNW

Juan Eighty

butt cheeks

DGB pumo

all comma pumo

SA pumo

Candy Ride

obeezy

we are definitely claiming fraud

WLMAS quotemo

lib quotemo = literally WLMAS = dumb nigger tp

fizzkid

hegemon

boner police

bloodacre

luis

david poaster wallace

texas book suppasatory

nutella

biglaw associate asking if link is sfw at 11pm

walt white of our generatkon (walt jr.)

goy superstar

kirby

chandler

kenny

chilmata

consuela

kirbymo

my dog

Hang Kikelensky NOW

Paralegal Six Nine

pepito

🧐

Pumonymous

psycho karen

prestigefaggot

aktp

Game of "

petrodollar pumo

MIG

peeface

Salivary Stoned

Nazca Redlines

Fyre festival founder

No Paye No Gain

hung stud

Rampart

average/ordinary/typical citizen/person

Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

you’re the puppet

Louis Poasteur

Ozzie Canseco

rickpanama

ActualLawyer

Diamond Dallas Trump

Kike Parker

Roblox

Brewsters Billions

benzo

Hyman

freddie

Senior Ethics Official

ruinous phenotype

lfo

Dunedain cowboy

Trust If Aryan

Ass Sunstein

NeumannMorgenste

N904PD

Soren "Bob" Kierkegaard

UN peacekeeper

LathamTouchedMe

potluck

gedood person

hank scorpio

Fucking Fuckface

UhOh

TT6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49506078)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: odious splenetic dopamine

Johnsmeyer wasn’t here, covered in parvo was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49507121)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Excitant Therapy Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49508648)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Disrespectful hall ape

I'm an absolute faggot loser and should not be in any "tournament"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49513553)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: slimy locus knife

at least 35+ of these are one guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49506084)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:28 PM
Author: spruce godawful dysfunction

which ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49506087)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:28 PM
Author: Vibrant High-end Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49506089)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: glittery library

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49506094)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Orchid coffee pot

Every sudo on xo is me haven’t you been reading nsam spam? Also nsam is my alt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49507085)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Peach Wonderful Forum

it's actually only 8 people with 120 alts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49507115)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: swashbuckling business firm queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49508640)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: Sinister address place of business

Based on volume, quality, engagement, or madness, I would suggest high seeds for:

SP

GunneratTTT

RSF

CSLG

Hyman

NSAM

Doodikoff

MPA

fulano

zurich

Johnsmeyer

DBG

TT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49506111)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Ultramarine parlour tank

MPA, Gunner, RSF, Spaceprawn, Zurich & NSAM have been going balls out all year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49510954)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: primrose flatulent mad-dog skullcap set

What about that weird fucking dog guy? Consider him. Something definitely off kilter about his every aspect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49506121)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: galvanic legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49506530)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: odious splenetic dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49507122)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 6:30 AM
Author: spruce godawful dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49506374)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: pontificating vermilion theater

high seeding for boom please, he was megaposting all the time until around late April when he suddenly stopped for reasons we don't know why but we fear the worst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49506519)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: Milky Boyish Brunch

fuck that BALD OLD MAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49506594)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: ruddy curious chad public bath

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49507112)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: ruddy curious chad public bath

https://imgur.com/a/N3h8bht

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49507141)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 11:10 AM
Author: infuriating corn cake

Spaceporn

TT

Buttcheeks

Zurich

EPAH

Paralegal Mohamed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49506604)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: spruce godawful dysfunction

Fucking Fuckface added too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49506715)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: White hairraiser sneaky criminal

thank you for including all of my alts,

thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49506621)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Milky Boyish Brunch

our long bort nightmare of acknowledging karlstack is finally over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49507064)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: geriatric pea-brained roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49507078)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Sapphire stage multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49507130)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: turquoise nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49507170)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 11:51 AM
Author: exciting pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49508599)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 12:19 PM
Author: Startled national security agency mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49508643)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Ultramarine parlour tank

Like Karlstack, only two years too late

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49519012)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: umber location regret

how is nsam not on the list

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49507114)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: spruce godawful dysfunction

on the list, near the top

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49507697)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: umber location regret

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49508669)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: spruce godawful dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49508597)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: know-it-all free-loading home cuckold

What is this, a list of faggots?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49508605)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Startled national security agency mad cow disease

He said seedings, not seethings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49514307)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: swashbuckling business firm queen of the night

“scholarship + alts” lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49508637)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: spruce godawful dysfunction

if I left you off the list, it was almost definitely by mistake, please nominate yourself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49509075)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Excitant Therapy Milk

poerkan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49509106)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: umber location regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49509115)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: spruce godawful dysfunction

will post a draft final 64 and seedings maybe tomorrow

input most welcome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49510887)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 10:57 AM
Author: Excitant Therapy Milk

if need be i would gladly trade my spot for POERKAN, who got absolutely shafted last mpm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49510939)