The Story of George Washington
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Date: June 14th, 2021 1:27 PM Author: Iridescent heady space
"These Brits SUCK, and they STINK," said George, the man with biggest neck in America. One day America was going to be the biggest country in the world, and he was going to be the biggest President in the world.
"Yo but weren't we Brits?" said a man from the crowd, and George shot him with a musket.
"Any other questions?" asked George, the man with the widest lat spread in America. Dude's back was shaped like a Dorito.
"What's your routine?" asked a fellow patriot.
"Kill Brit fags 6x week then neck day," replied George, using a bayonet to scoop protein powder into his mouth.
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