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how the fuck do people not survive plane crashes?

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump ...
Lime institution prole
  11/17/13
wow great point man
bistre locale
  11/17/13
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Mauve School Cafeteria
  02/09/14
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Lime institution prole
  12/01/13
jejumos = chink laguardians are cumskin and thus immune to ...
drab wonderful garrison
  03/24/26
like how cumskins are immune to chinkflu
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  03/24/26
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  03/25/26
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soggy fragrant site
  11/17/13
you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fi...
Self-absorbed Comical Principal's Office Affirmative Action
  11/17/13
Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. ...
Orange Sweet Tailpipe Crotch
  11/17/13
don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body ...
High-end spruce sandwich foreskin
  11/18/13
tp
Cerebral Gay Whorehouse
  11/03/25
(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)
unhinged travel guidebook sound barrier
  12/01/13
not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested thi...
Bronze aromatic resort nowag
  11/17/13
i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pul...
soggy fragrant site
  11/17/13
probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ...
Bronze aromatic resort nowag
  11/17/13
right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id ...
Lime institution prole
  11/17/13
yeah exactly
Bronze aromatic resort nowag
  11/17/13
i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.
Unholy insane theatre
  12/22/14
pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that lik...
Bronze aromatic resort nowag
  12/22/14
go back to reddit
Adulterous rehab
  12/10/19
cr same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump u...
duck-like racy chapel mental disorder
  11/17/13
hard part about this is timing. you never really know and th...
Lime institution prole
  11/17/13
What if it is at night though bro?
Thriller Silver Pisswyrm Brunch
  11/17/13
see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think a...
Lime institution prole
  11/17/13
dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we ...
aggressive kitchen
  02/22/14
You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the rai...
180 drunken hall
  04/07/16
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exhilarant plum twinkling uncleanness spot
  12/10/19
Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?
heady casino
  03/03/24
i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyon...
mahogany school roast beef
  11/17/13
I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a p...
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  11/17/13
or a gigantic shopping bag
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  11/17/13
?
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  11/17/13
i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing lin...
Vigorous Candlestick Maker Potus
  11/18/13
Well?
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  02/22/14
[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]
slippery ruddy friendly grandma
  03/24/15
you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever
passionate crystalline scourge upon the earth
  11/17/13
(physics n00b)
soggy fragrant site
  11/17/13
almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the ...
Chestnut Lettuce Business Firm
  11/17/13
Your done here lol
Lascivious buff reading party abode
  11/17/13
just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph
passionate crystalline scourge upon the earth
  11/17/13
you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going for...
Lime institution prole
  11/17/13
jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from ...
passionate crystalline scourge upon the earth
  11/17/13
Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simp...
Lascivious buff reading party abode
  11/17/13
Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right ab...
Bronze aromatic resort nowag
  11/17/13
(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 sec...
Lime institution prole
  11/17/13
It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with th...
passionate crystalline scourge upon the earth
  11/17/13
even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from ...
Lime institution prole
  11/17/13
you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider r...
Bronze aromatic resort nowag
  11/17/13
You're done here
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  11/19/13
(idiot)
Bronze aromatic resort nowag
  11/17/13
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Flirting vibrant rigor
  11/17/13
yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of t...
Tantric Greedy Stag Film
  11/17/13
right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivo...
Lime institution prole
  11/17/13
i never understood why so many people survive car accidents ...
Flirting vibrant rigor
  11/17/13
something to do with airbags i think
duck-like racy chapel mental disorder
  11/17/13
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Bronze aromatic resort nowag
  11/17/13
ahhh makes sense
Flirting vibrant rigor
  11/17/13
how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?
Trip pearl circlehead
  11/17/13
only?
Tantric Greedy Stag Film
  11/17/13
because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually...
Bronze aromatic resort nowag
  11/17/13
(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sit...
Lime institution prole
  11/17/13
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Brass boyish selfie mediation
  11/19/13
Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material ...
Histrionic indecent space
  11/17/13
i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would...
Lime institution prole
  11/17/13
Shitlawyer union won't let them
Lascivious buff reading party abode
  11/17/13
lol because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly
sticky volcanic crater
  11/17/13
couldnt they just make the engines stronger?
Flirting vibrant rigor
  11/17/13
lol
sticky volcanic crater
  11/17/13
lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that,&quo...
Histrionic indecent space
  11/17/13
LOL yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??
Tantric Greedy Stag Film
  11/17/13
lmao.
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  11/18/13
cq
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After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as yo...
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  11/17/13
lol'd irl from picturing this
High-end spruce sandwich foreskin
  11/18/13
Underrated
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  11/18/13
holy shit lol
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tyft mental image
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  12/22/14
chortled, picturing road runner legs.
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Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How...
appetizing hell hominid
  11/17/13
"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty f...
Bronze aromatic resort nowag
  11/17/13
Your degree taught you shit dumbass. http://dsc.discover...
appetizing hell hominid
  11/17/13
"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people success...
Bronze aromatic resort nowag
  11/17/13
I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so m...
Histrionic indecent space
  11/17/13
yeah I mean every bit helps
Bronze aromatic resort nowag
  11/17/13
Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro
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  11/17/13
*legit retard*
Frozen shimmering corner
  11/17/13
Read up faggot http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbust...
appetizing hell hominid
  11/17/13
That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane ...
Frozen shimmering corner
  11/17/13
titcr chip kelly is done here
Flirting vibrant rigor
  11/17/13
yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by tw...
Bronze aromatic resort nowag
  11/17/13
LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the...
appetizing hell hominid
  11/17/13
show your work, faggot
Bateful Hateful Karate Laser Beams
  11/17/13
cr what a clown lol
Bronze aromatic resort nowag
  11/17/13
right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment...
Bronze aromatic resort nowag
  11/17/13
"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator ca...
appetizing hell hominid
  11/17/13
am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh. ...
Bronze aromatic resort nowag
  11/17/13
LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explan...
appetizing hell hominid
  11/17/13
? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B....
Bronze aromatic resort nowag
  11/17/13
i thought you had a ph.d
Bateful Hateful Karate Laser Beams
  11/17/13
same thing but no yeah i gave up those dreams to be...
Bronze aromatic resort nowag
  11/17/13
you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework....
Bateful Hateful Karate Laser Beams
  11/17/13
this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy inste...
Bateful Hateful Karate Laser Beams
  11/17/13
LJL, how could the dummy even jump?
Frozen shimmering corner
  11/17/13
LOL
Bronze aromatic resort nowag
  11/17/13
(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)
appetizing hell hominid
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. ...
Frozen shimmering corner
  11/17/13
How are the "physics" different mouthbreather? ...
appetizing hell hominid
  11/17/13
The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was u...
Frozen shimmering corner
  11/17/13
LOL tyft great flame or you are legitimately retarded
bat-shit-crazy dilemma associate
  11/18/13
chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE
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  11/17/13
worst selfpwn i've seen in a while
Medicated Stirring Locus Juggernaut
  11/17/13
really embarassing
big background story
  11/18/13
no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol reta...
Lime institution prole
  11/17/13
According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and ...
appetizing hell hominid
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The ACTUAL PERSON survived, ...
Frozen shimmering corner
  11/17/13
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Citrine stage
  11/18/13
Bort, what's the debate and who is between? tyia
Tantric Greedy Stag Film
  11/17/13
these people who can't think for themselves just buy into co...
Lime institution prole
  11/17/13
well executed flame
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  11/17/13
holy shit not flame
excitant black woman
  12/17/13
tl;dr why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why d...
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  11/17/13
it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger fli...
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  11/17/13
cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing ...
Frozen shimmering corner
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Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, ...
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the scariest thing about this thread? the people that don...
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  11/18/13
Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airl...
Lime institution prole
  11/18/13
the ONLY question that matters. how can i change?
Tan hairless meetinghouse
  11/18/13
If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you...
Lime institution prole
  11/18/13
i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why ...
provocative jade box office
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(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash) The plane literally...
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  11/18/13
that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it ...
provocative jade box office
  11/18/13
i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging eleva...
scarlet talking step-uncle's house
  11/18/13
Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard...
Lime institution prole
  11/18/13
cr the voice of reason
scarlet talking step-uncle's house
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i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.
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If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would i...
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  11/18/13
You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're go...
Lime institution prole
  11/18/13
a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survi...
provocative jade box office
  11/18/13
dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break ...
Milky piazza
  11/19/13
happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us j...
Vigorous Candlestick Maker Potus
  11/18/13
I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do su...
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best thread i've read on XO in over a year
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I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport...
Irradiated Well-lubricated Cuckold
  11/19/13
Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit ...
Lime institution prole
  11/19/13
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Lime institution prole
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ty, brother.
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awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or eleva...
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well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques f...
excitant black woman
  12/17/13
show your work breh. i know at least three people that survi...
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This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any so...
Lime institution prole
  12/17/13
if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about...
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if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as...
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(guy who has never seen a bird fly)
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: Lime institution prole

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump out right before the plane hits the ground? Seems literally retarded that people don't do this more. Most people will die but the people at the exits should never die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458418)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: bistre locale

wow great point man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458428)



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Date: February 9th, 2014 8:28 AM
Author: Mauve School Cafeteria



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Date: December 1st, 2013 5:59 PM
Author: Lime institution prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24547190)



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Date: March 24th, 2026 3:52 AM
Author: drab wonderful garrison

jejumos = chink

laguardians are cumskin and thus immune to plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49764393)



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Date: March 24th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: drab wonderful garrison

like how cumskins are immune to chinkflu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49766508)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: drab wonderful garrison



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Date: March 25th, 2026 8:10 PM
Author: drab wonderful garrison



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Date: March 26th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: drab wonderful garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49771725)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: soggy fragrant site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458433)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Comical Principal's Office Affirmative Action

you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fireball? yeah i don't know why people don't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458436)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Orange Sweet Tailpipe Crotch

Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. Should be NBD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458514)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:47 PM
Author: High-end spruce sandwich foreskin

don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body shaped like a needle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24461748)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Cerebral Gay Whorehouse

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49397901)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 6:05 PM
Author: unhinged travel guidebook sound barrier

(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24547218)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Bronze aromatic resort nowag

not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458438)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: soggy fragrant site

i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pulled it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458449)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Bronze aromatic resort nowag

probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ground so that it was basically like he just jumped off a ledge a couple feet above the ground.

I mean once you jump off the plane it's easy but timing the jump right seems hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Lime institution prole

right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id break a leg and shit but i wouldn't get plane-exploding into the ground pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458506)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Bronze aromatic resort nowag

yeah exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458508)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: Unholy insane theatre

i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26978690)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 3:01 AM
Author: Bronze aromatic resort nowag

pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that like the yogurt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26979134)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: Adulterous rehab

go back to reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#39243557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: duck-like racy chapel mental disorder

cr

same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump up right before it hits the ground?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458439)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Lime institution prole

hard part about this is timing. you never really know and the floor numbers aren't accurate in a free fall. but a plane theres no excuse to not know when youre close to the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458473)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Thriller Silver Pisswyrm Brunch

What if it is at night though bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458499)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Lime institution prole

see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458512)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: aggressive kitchen

dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we must be BFF or at the very least twins. it's like you know what i'm thinking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#25065607)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:38 AM
Author: 180 drunken hall

You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the railing most elevators have at waist level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#30219428)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:04 PM
Author: exhilarant plum twinkling uncleanness spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#39243547)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: heady casino

Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#47457791)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: mahogany school roast beef

i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyone you talk to independently had this intuition as a kid and when you bring it up a smile of recognition comes on their face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458443)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: indigo arousing marketing idea church building

I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a parachute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458462)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: sapphire doctorate pit

or a gigantic shopping bag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458521)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: impertinent market degenerate

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458496)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: Vigorous Candlestick Maker Potus

i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing line from a fishing pole to the back of my pants and then reel myself in so that I would float off the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24463478)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:53 PM
Author: black startling ladyboy range

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#25065592)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: slippery ruddy friendly grandma

[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#27546867)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: passionate crystalline scourge upon the earth

you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458447)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: soggy fragrant site

(physics n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458467)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Chestnut Lettuce Business Firm

almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458471)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Lascivious buff reading party abode

Your done here lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458478)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: passionate crystalline scourge upon the earth

just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458491)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Lime institution prole

you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going forward and down so you just jump out towards the rear of the plane. it'll still hurt but it'll balance a bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458502)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: passionate crystalline scourge upon the earth

jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from the ground is going to hit you harder than just jumping from a 100 foot building, and LOL at timing it out a lot better than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458528)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Lascivious buff reading party abode

Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458515)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Bronze aromatic resort nowag

Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right above the ground....you'd only fall a few feet. What's so hard to understand about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458520)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: Lime institution prole

(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 seconds)

you moron, you wait till you get close to the ground then jump/roll out of the exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458486)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: passionate crystalline scourge upon the earth

It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with the vehicle pretty hard, I don't think moving freely around is going to be too easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458510)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Lime institution prole

even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from the emergency exit seat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458518)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: Bronze aromatic resort nowag

you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458527)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 1:25 AM
Author: magenta university elastic band

You're done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24467126)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Bronze aromatic resort nowag

(idiot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458492)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: Flirting vibrant rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458483)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Tantric Greedy Stag Film

yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of the plane as it's crashing. obvs a nose dive would be the worst scenario but if the pilot slows the plane down to roughly 100mph or so it's prob doable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458503)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Lime institution prole

right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivors in all of these plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458525)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:56 PM
Author: Flirting vibrant rigor

i never understood why so many people survive car accidents but not plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458539)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: duck-like racy chapel mental disorder

something to do with airbags i think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458550)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: Bronze aromatic resort nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Flirting vibrant rigor

ahhh makes sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458566)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:57 PM
Author: Trip pearl circlehead

how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458546)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Tantric Greedy Stag Film

only?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458563)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Bronze aromatic resort nowag

because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually don't know how to survive plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458573)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: Lime institution prole

(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sitting in the exit row while people climb over him jumping out of the emergency exit to safety)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458638)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Bronze aromatic resort nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458645)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Brass boyish selfie mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24467489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Histrionic indecent space

Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material as the black box?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458569)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:04 PM
Author: Lime institution prole

i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would surely make it so planes could survive crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458630)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Lascivious buff reading party abode

Shitlawyer union won't let them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458650)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: sticky volcanic crater

lol

because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458667)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Flirting vibrant rigor

couldnt they just make the engines stronger?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458771)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: sticky volcanic crater

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458776)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:30 PM
Author: Histrionic indecent space

lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that," right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458853)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: Tantric Greedy Stag Film

LOL

yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458906)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: High-end spruce sandwich foreskin

lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24461754)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:57 AM
Author: lilac base rigpig

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#47457841)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Cerebral Gay Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49397902)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: Frozen shimmering corner

After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as you can in the air though, to ensure a smooth landing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458640)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: High-end spruce sandwich foreskin

lol'd irl from picturing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24461763)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:37 PM
Author: Citrine stage

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24463376)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Vivacious legend parlor

holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26978677)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:03 AM
Author: Cowardly Charcoal Den International Law Enforcement Agency

tyft mental image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26979022)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:52 AM
Author: cocky trust fund

chortled, picturing road runner legs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26979481)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: appetizing hell hominid

Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How do you get it open? And once you do, what's to say the force doesn't suck you out? Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? Not to mention all the other jack bauers on board fighting to get out and pushing your ass out too soon. Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge.

TL;DR: never change XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458652)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: Bronze aromatic resort nowag

"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge"

Hey uhh...nice try bro but I have a Physics degree so perhaps you should defer. Yw.

Care to explain why it wouldn't be the same? Assuming you could dodge the explosion, oc...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458664)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: appetizing hell hominid

Your degree taught you shit dumbass.

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458786)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: Bronze aromatic resort nowag

"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? "

it's because people panic and they jump from too high....if you time it to where you're like 20 feet above the ground you can pull it off with maybe a sprained ankle....broken leg at worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458683)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Histrionic indecent space

I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so my bones are a little stronger just in case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458752)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Bronze aromatic resort nowag

yeah I mean every bit helps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458789)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle avocado nursing home really tough guy

Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458843)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Frozen shimmering corner

*legit retard*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458769)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: appetizing hell hominid

Read up faggot

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458790)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: Frozen shimmering corner

That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane exploding or landing on you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458796)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: Flirting vibrant rigor

titcr

chip kelly is done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458803)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: Bronze aromatic resort nowag

yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by two TTT hacks who don't even have STEM degrees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458801)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: appetizing hell hominid

LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the mouthbreathers can't seem to stomach the fact that you would have to jump up faster than the plane is falling, which this experiment proves and is the exact point I first made. And no one could make that jump. /thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458874)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: Bateful Hateful Karate Laser Beams

show your work, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458881)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Bronze aromatic resort nowag

cr what a clown lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458893)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: Bronze aromatic resort nowag

right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment conducted by the mythfaggots. go get your fuckin' shine box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458888)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: appetizing hell hominid

"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down."

Show us your vast physics knowledge bro and tell me how you jump up faster than the plane is falling. Go ahead. You can't because you actually know nothing about physics. Done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458911)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Bronze aromatic resort nowag

am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh.

you're a riot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458913)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: appetizing hell hominid

LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explanation of why you're an idiot. Prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458922)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Bronze aromatic resort nowag

? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B.S.

If you can't understand the simple and trivial analogy of jumping from the surface of the plane and jumping from a ledge a few feet above the ground then god help you.

I sure hope you don't practice law with those analytical "skills"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458939)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Bateful Hateful Karate Laser Beams

i thought you had a ph.d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458955)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: Bronze aromatic resort nowag

same thing

but no yeah i gave up those dreams to become a full-time poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458991)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Bateful Hateful Karate Laser Beams

you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458921)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: Bateful Hateful Karate Laser Beams

this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy instead of a real person, so the physics are completely different

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458814)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Frozen shimmering corner

LJL, how could the dummy even jump?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458850)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:31 PM
Author: Bronze aromatic resort nowag

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458868)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: appetizing hell hominid

(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458891)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Frozen shimmering corner

Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. You are DONE HERE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458899)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: appetizing hell hominid

How are the "physics" different mouthbreather?

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458914)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Frozen shimmering corner

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458934)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 7:10 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy dilemma associate

LOL tyft

great flame or you are legitimately retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24464253)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Chestnut Lettuce Business Firm

chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458912)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:08 PM
Author: Medicated Stirring Locus Juggernaut

worst selfpwn i've seen in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24459190)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: big background story

really embarassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24461579)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Lime institution prole

no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458916)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: appetizing hell hominid

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.

Explain retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458937)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Frozen shimmering corner

Did you even read your link?

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458946)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:43 PM
Author: Citrine stage

http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24463420)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Tantric Greedy Stag Film

Bort,

what's the debate and who is between?

tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458923)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: Lime institution prole

these people who can't think for themselves just buy into common misconceptions without thinking of alternative possibilities and refute notions even when confronted with hard evidence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458985)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Thirsty mad cow disease party of the first part

well executed flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24458942)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: excitant black woman

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24660691)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: concupiscible grizzly lodge knife

tl;dr

why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why do i get a flotation device while flying over land?

also, why do people drown in their cars, why can't they just open a window and swim out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24459061)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: Glassy blathering generalized bond

it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger flight where he was renowned for his heroism by instructing all passengers in this method successfully.

but also has been done unsuccessfully, see the capt sum ting wong flight where that girl tried it and survived but then didn't stick the landing and got run over by the ambulance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24459141)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:06 PM
Author: Frozen shimmering corner

cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing so they could all jump in tandem without the seats getting in the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24459165)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:53 PM
Author: Green son of senegal stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24463475)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 AM
Author: Milky piazza

Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, but they usually get run over and killed by FAGGOT FIREFIGHTERS who are responding. It gets swept under by the liberal media.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24460025)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: cobalt slap-happy faggotry point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24460301)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: Green son of senegal stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24463481)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 3:39 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Lay Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24460568)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 8:26 AM
Author: Tan hairless meetinghouse

the scariest thing about this thread?

the people that dont realize its flame.

WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24460761)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Lime institution prole

Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airline industry lies. The reason they don't want people to know they can survive is because then the emergency exit seats get crowded and people panic trying to be the ones selected to survive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24460970)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:46 PM
Author: Tan hairless meetinghouse

the ONLY question that matters.

how can i change?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24463445)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:03 AM
Author: Lime institution prole

If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you I would survive 88-90

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24460980)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:05 PM
Author: provocative jade box office

i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why do they crack and explode even when they land on a runway too hard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24461533)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:11 PM
Author: razzmatazz address psychic

(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash)

The plane literally flipped around in the air and smashed down again and didn't break apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24461562)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:21 PM
Author: provocative jade box office

that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it basically directly rammed into the runway platform.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24461620)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:08 PM
Author: scarlet talking step-uncle's house

i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging elevators (same principle) i really don't understand how jumping at the last second doesn't prevent injury.

there is a ride at the fair that is basically like a massive platform that goes up hundreds of feet in the air, and then *drops*, hundreds of feet. when you drop, standing on the platform, it's like you are weightless. there is no downward force driving you towards the earth (otherwise, everyone on the ride would fly through the bottom of the platform and die).

in an elevator, it should be much the same. you should be weightless, and able to jump upwards to avoid impact as the elevator makes contact with the bottom of the shaft. the greater concern seems to be flying through the roof of the elevator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24461546)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Lime institution prole

Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard part is timing the jump. Everyone who jumps at the right time will survive and free of injury. Just hard timing it. Jump too early you literally are fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24461577)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: scarlet talking step-uncle's house

cr

the voice of reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24461581)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:18 PM
Author: provocative jade box office

i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24461597)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: stimulating purple area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24461615)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: laughsome frisky weed whacker idea he suggested

If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would it be credited to dive in or do a cannon ball into the water? Does it even matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24461608)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:25 PM
Author: Lime institution prole

You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're gonna get shark-pwned which is just as bad if not worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24461643)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: provocative jade box office

a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survivable (and you may drown anyway after breaking your legs and ribs), but there's probably a material chance of surviving. i think there are recorded survival stories of this.

and as for entry position, do a pencil:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters_(2011_season)#Episode_167_.E2.80.93_Dodge_a_Bullet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24461671)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:31 AM
Author: Milky piazza

dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break the surface tension then you'll be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24467435)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:52 PM
Author: Vigorous Candlestick Maker Potus

happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us just jumped like nbd, I did a cannonball to show off, fat kid did too but ended up bellyflopping and we all had a hearty lulz at that as we waited for the coast guard to show up to pick us all up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24463468)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:41 PM
Author: Swashbuckling coldplay fan

I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do survive plane crashes (and not bullshit runway ones), but will inevitably die in the fireball, from exposure, or from blood loss. A couple of people even survived the impact from the Lockerbie bombing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24463397)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:56 PM
Author: haunting preventive strike center

ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch yourself engaging with him in another thread remember this one. guaranteed he will be just as insightful in the others.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24463492)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 6:52 PM
Author: Floppy Sable Telephone

(Jeff Bridges)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24464186)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Brass boyish selfie mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24467490)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:58 AM
Author: razzle goal in life

best thread i've read on XO in over a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24467505)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:22 PM
Author: Irradiated Well-lubricated Cuckold

I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport yesterday and was laughing my ass off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24468690)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:54 PM
Author: Lime institution prole

Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit in the exit rows for the extra leg room not realizing that sitting there can actually save their lives.

Just funny as hell how people are scared of flying bc of plane crashes. This thread just reconfirms how much of the world is stupid and expects the government to save them. I see responses like "just make planes safer," MOAR regulation" like no bro, just realize you can do something to save yourself in plane crashes. Take some personal responsibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24468814)



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Date: December 9th, 2013 6:06 PM
Author: Lime institution prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24604642)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: excitant black woman

ty, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24660687)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:29 AM
Author: motley church national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26978958)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:10 PM
Author: supple ocher shrine dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24660669)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:21 PM
Author: Hilarious Bipolar Theater Boistinker

awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or elevator crash. or any crash where you exceed 40mph in a ton of metal which comes to an abrupt stop (cars have crumple zones which help so add a few mph to energy dissipated). The KE=1/2mv2 formulae applies and all that energy is going into you with far more force than a bullet. your bones will crack, your skin will rupture, your eardrums and membranes will explode due to pressure differential and finally you will die in a blazing fireball composed of hot metal fragments.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24660765)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:23 PM
Author: excitant black woman

well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques from the "how do people die in the fire?" thread, hosted by Dr. Dessert Fox.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24660784)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:24 PM
Author: Arrogant legal warrant

show your work breh. i know at least three people that survived plane crashes via the jump technique. last time i checked, they're skin and membranes were intact.

lol, plane noob.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24660786)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:25 PM
Author: Charismatic feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24660798)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 4:14 PM
Author: Lime institution prole

This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any sort of falling object you're no longer traveling with it. You're not living in some alternate universe just bc you're on an airplane bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#24661104)



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Date: March 8th, 2014 9:35 AM
Author: Buck-toothed electric house messiness

if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about the life-saving treasure trove of survival techniques by XO'ers ITT...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#25152884)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Lime institution prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26978590)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:01 AM
Author: Cowardly Charcoal Den International Law Enforcement Agency

if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as many of those inflatable cushions as possible / airline pillows and jump on top of that, impact will just be like hitting the bed with ur hot second cousin on top of u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26979019)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:08 AM
Author: shivering main people round eye

woah, it's you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26979031)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 4:21 AM
Author: marvelous painfully honest hairy legs haunted graveyard

and how come people don't fly right off the face of the earth, since earth spins so fast and has a lot of angular momentum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26979235)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 9:00 AM
Author: wine mexican tattoo

Uh they do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26979504)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:05 PM
Author: Lime institution prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#27109515)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: Cowardly Charcoal Den International Law Enforcement Agency

(guy who has never seen a bird fly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#27120838)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 1:25 AM
Author: Learning Disabled Philosopher-king

Why not just stick a spare engine and a large parachute in the cargo compartment in case the plane begins to fall out of the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#27120668)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 12:56 PM
Author: Autistic Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#27546822)



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Date: December 1st, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: Lime institution prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#29287414)



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Date: January 3rd, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: Lime institution prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#29510766)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:33 AM
Author: 180 drunken hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#30219423)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:38 AM
Author: Alcoholic tank blood rage

I cant believe ive never seen this thread before.

Ty for all the tips gentlemen, ill make sure to remember all ive learned in this thread for use in a future emergency.

Uninflated 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#30219497)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:41 AM
Author: naked toaster

This is one of a series of 180 "just jump" threads from that era. I can't remember the thread title but there is another hilarious one where OP was expressing confusion at how people die when they fall from tall buildings... "why they don't just grab the sidewalk canopy before they hit the pavement," etc.

edit: cant find the thread I'm talking about, but here was a follow-up thread riffing on the same idea http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2467138&mc=25&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#30219500)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: garnet digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#30219569)



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Date: May 12th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: 180 drunken hall

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#30464144)



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Date: September 24th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: cracking maniacal orchestra pit chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31480262)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: Lime institution prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#37197656)



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Author: harsh partner ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#37918578)



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Date: May 25th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Lime institution prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#38290169)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:01 PM
Author: Geriatric trailer park newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#39243529)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:03 PM
Author: Abusive National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#39243540)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:17 AM
Author: heady casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#47457788)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: Cerebral Gay Whorehouse

a certified ZoZo Classic™ thread

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