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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??&qu...
Fragrant Vengeful Mother
  07/31/16
special sauce on the sandwich
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  07/31/16
Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,...
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Sounds like you are fucked bro
sickened abode national security agency
  07/31/16
me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
Fragrant Vengeful Mother
  07/31/16
He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make ...
sickened abode national security agency
  07/31/16
i considered that but i dont think so.
Fragrant Vengeful Mother
  07/31/16
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why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a s...
vigorous state
  07/31/16
That poztartar
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  07/31/16
he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send ...
Fragrant Vengeful Mother
  07/31/16
oh right. his job description does not include messing with...
vigorous state
  07/31/16
are you retarded? im saying i can see him the whole tim...
Fragrant Vengeful Mother
  07/31/16
gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from be...
vigorous state
  07/31/16
lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame
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the people on this site are deranged
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  07/31/16
how so?
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youre a fucking idiot bro. "complaining about poo...
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  07/31/16
yea i was thinking this too.
vigorous state
  07/31/16
is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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  07/31/16
cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting...
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lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before ...
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either you're not describing the situation very well or ther...
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  07/31/16
cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP
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youre not alpha or 6'0. and lol @ "im thix foot, a...
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LOL
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180 the gorgon
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It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself&quo...
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lmao. Please link if you can
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: Fragrant Vengeful Mother

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: pink party of the first part locale

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: histrionic splenetic hospital boistinker

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Provocative Sticky Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#32540714)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: flushed aphrodisiac sanctuary



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Flatulent Abusive Brethren Tanning Salon

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Flatulent Abusive Brethren Tanning Salon

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Drunken odious athletic conference



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: sickened abode national security agency

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Fragrant Vengeful Mother

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: sickened abode national security agency

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Fragrant Vengeful Mother

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Salmon principal's office



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: vigorous state

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: multi-colored coffee pot ape

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Fragrant Vengeful Mother

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: vigorous state

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Fragrant Vengeful Mother

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: vigorous state

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: histrionic splenetic hospital boistinker

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Drunken odious athletic conference



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy useless brakes knife

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted half-breed electric furnace

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: shaky resort doctorate

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: pink party of the first part locale

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted half-breed electric furnace



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: maroon adventurous legal warrant

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: pink party of the first part locale

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Fragrant Vengeful Mother

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: jet fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Anal orange idea he suggested

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: hilarious sound barrier heaven

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Irradiated wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Violet voyeur

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: vigorous state

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: histrionic splenetic hospital boistinker

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Coiffed talented shitlib pit

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Fragrant Vengeful Mother

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: histrionic splenetic hospital boistinker

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Violet voyeur

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: Fragrant Vengeful Mother

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Violet voyeur

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: hilarious sound barrier heaven

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: histrionic splenetic hospital boistinker

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Violet voyeur

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: histrionic splenetic hospital boistinker

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Coiffed talented shitlib pit

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: histrionic splenetic hospital boistinker

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: Concupiscible lime pervert

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: Violet voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: histrionic splenetic hospital boistinker

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Haunting brindle selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: Haunting brindle selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: Angry trip property puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Cerebral Pocket Flask

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: sickened abode national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle mentally impaired public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: Stirring boltzmann corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Coral wonderful hell dragon

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted half-breed electric furnace

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: Violet voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: arrogant center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: swashbuckling maize orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Overrated main people queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Infuriating lascivious house messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: insecure legend base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: diverse big-titted space trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: brilliant big lodge organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: Infuriating lascivious house messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: racy stage partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: racy stage partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: floppy gold jap

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#44378175)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Irradiated wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: walnut community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Concupiscible lime pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: milky pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: Coral wonderful hell dragon

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: Burgundy seedy indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: racy stage partner

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: hyperventilating site cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: histrionic splenetic hospital boistinker

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Clear Rehab Deer Antler

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: histrionic splenetic hospital boistinker

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Coiffed talented shitlib pit

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: histrionic splenetic hospital boistinker

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: opaque bawdyhouse becky

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: Violet voyeur

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Concupiscible lime pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: Coral wonderful hell dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Mauve fear-inspiring preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: Amber Jew New Version

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: Low-t location

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Disgusting Fuchsia Whorehouse Weed Whacker

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: vigorous state

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: orchid supple meetinghouse

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: stimulating deep chad stage

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Violet voyeur

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: Coiffed talented shitlib pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Provocative Sticky Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: Coiffed talented shitlib pit

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: pea-brained charcoal black woman spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Theatre Kitty Cat

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Territorial copper school cafeteria blood rage

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: Stubborn violent ratface

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: vigorous state

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Stubborn violent ratface

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: Coiffed talented shitlib pit

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Theatre Kitty Cat

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: 180 narrow-minded stead travel guidebook

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Drunken odious athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: poppy filthpig

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Coral wonderful hell dragon

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: charismatic mint stock car ladyboy

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: vibrant theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: Coiffed talented shitlib pit

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: dead rusted codepig address

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: Motley Self-centered Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Coiffed talented shitlib pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: Curious dull parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: Flatulent Abusive Brethren Tanning Salon

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: Harsh multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Cerebral Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: bearded soul-stirring factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: Coiffed talented shitlib pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Harsh multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: Coiffed talented shitlib pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Cerebral Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Coiffed talented shitlib pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: bright laughsome ticket booth

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Cerebral Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: stimulating deep chad stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Razzle Azn Fanboi

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: Haunting brindle selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: Sapphire thriller striped hyena area

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Sapphire thriller striped hyena area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: Exhilarant parlour antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: Provocative Sticky Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: Cerebral Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Tan Kitchen Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: Angry trip property puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: Pearly church mexican

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Sepia twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: contagious dun toilet seat feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Pearly church mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Pearly church mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: Out-of-control piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Sepia twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: free-loading fiercely-loyal hall milk

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: Fragrant Vengeful Mother

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Marvelous station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: Pale mediation menage

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: garnet institution roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: Haunting brindle selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Haunting brindle selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Angry trip property puppy

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: stimulating deep chad stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: hairraiser purple temple gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: Ivory locus goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: Shivering Cordovan Point Round Eye

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: Haunting brindle selfie

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: light forum

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: Hot Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: Cerebral Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: Cerebral Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Hot Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: cracking cream crackhouse foreskin

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: bespoke step-uncle's house love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: passionate claret pistol liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Blathering frum dilemma depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: bearded soul-stirring factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Tan Kitchen Volcanic Crater

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: heady plaza

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: Hot Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: Aromatic quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: Cerebral Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Aromatic quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: dead rusted codepig address

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: Carmine Range

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: Snowy medicated field sweet tailpipe

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: Infuriating lascivious house messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: yellow unhinged den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: Snowy medicated field sweet tailpipe

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: yellow unhinged den

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: Snowy medicated field sweet tailpipe

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: Snowy medicated field sweet tailpipe

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: garnet institution roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: spectacular gunner set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Cerebral Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: azure excitant gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: chartreuse cruise ship

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: insecure legend base

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Sick nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Ivory locus goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: navy famous landscape painting giraffe

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: yapping affirmative action casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: electric cocky degenerate business firm

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: Sepia twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Confused Boyish Mood

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: bateful boiling water

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: flushed aphrodisiac sanctuary

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Ivory locus goal in life

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: autistic slippery market nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49363699)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: tancredi marchiolo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49735840)