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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

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me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: Diverse mustard whorehouse nowag

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: smoky casino

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: duck-like boistinker international law enforcement agency

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: territorial theater dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#32540714)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: abusive electric stage



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: concupiscible theatre immigrant

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: concupiscible theatre immigrant

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Arousing Really Tough Guy Site



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: multi-colored pontificating voyeur state

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Diverse mustard whorehouse nowag

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: multi-colored pontificating voyeur state

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Diverse mustard whorehouse nowag

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Galvanic cordovan selfie



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: passionate crusty water buffalo

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Aromatic alpha jewess

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Diverse mustard whorehouse nowag

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: passionate crusty water buffalo

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Diverse mustard whorehouse nowag

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: passionate crusty water buffalo

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: duck-like boistinker international law enforcement agency

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Arousing Really Tough Guy Site



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: lilac mentally impaired lodge ladyboy

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: titillating pocket flask

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: ocher swashbuckling plaza goal in life

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: smoky casino

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: titillating pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31106864)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Nighttime curious set

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: smoky casino

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Diverse mustard whorehouse nowag

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: sooty maniacal internal respiration associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Balding offensive indian lodge bbw

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Internet-worthy cracking area genital piercing

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: comical brunch elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: amethyst nursing home mother

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: passionate crusty water buffalo

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: duck-like boistinker international law enforcement agency

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Mildly autistic kitchen

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Diverse mustard whorehouse nowag

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: duck-like boistinker international law enforcement agency

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: amethyst nursing home mother

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: Diverse mustard whorehouse nowag

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: amethyst nursing home mother

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: Internet-worthy cracking area genital piercing

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: duck-like boistinker international law enforcement agency

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: amethyst nursing home mother

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: duck-like boistinker international law enforcement agency

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Mildly autistic kitchen

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: duck-like boistinker international law enforcement agency

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: geriatric vivacious center

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: amethyst nursing home mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: duck-like boistinker international law enforcement agency

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Floppy skinny woman toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: Floppy skinny woman toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Costumed Point Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Slap-happy Space Kitty Cat

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: multi-colored pontificating voyeur state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Wild university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: scarlet heady field nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Doobsian Indirect Expression

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: titillating pocket flask

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: amethyst nursing home mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: razzle hyperactive mad-dog skullcap mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: mischievous organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Orchid laughsome hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Marvelous brilliant theater stage affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: purple becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: cerebral obsidian dog poop trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: federal bearded abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: Marvelous brilliant theater stage affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: blue rebellious church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: blue rebellious church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: chocolate startling messiness locale

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#44378175)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 8:47 PM
Author: Post nut horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49777463)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 8:55 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

This poast is 2016 lol you're old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49777473)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: comical brunch elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: adventurous erotic business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: geriatric vivacious center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: zombie-like bateful keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: Doobsian Indirect Expression

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: appetizing burgundy heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: blue rebellious church building

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: puce station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: duck-like boistinker international law enforcement agency

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Gaped Office

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: duck-like boistinker international law enforcement agency

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Mildly autistic kitchen

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: duck-like boistinker international law enforcement agency

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: Walnut drunken karate ticket booth

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: amethyst nursing home mother

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: geriatric vivacious center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: Doobsian Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Naked Masturbator Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: metal hell

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: charismatic carmine liquid oxygen cuckoldry

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Vibrant Kink-friendly Native Wagecucks

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: passionate crusty water buffalo

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: slimy fantasy-prone gas station digit ratio

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: Lime forum

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: amethyst nursing home mother

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: Mildly autistic kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: territorial theater dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: Mildly autistic kitchen

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: iridescent judgmental degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: Hot garrison

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: glittery rehab

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: Rose Racy Faggot Firefighter

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: passionate crusty water buffalo

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Rose Racy Faggot Firefighter

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: Mildly autistic kitchen

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: Hot garrison

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: fear-inspiring school

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Self-absorbed Arousing Really Tough Guy Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Big main people friendly grandma

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Doobsian Indirect Expression

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: Spruce Macaca Pozpig

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Hairless Stag Film Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: Mildly autistic kitchen

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: pink haunted graveyard

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: Yellow Provocative Sandwich Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Mildly autistic kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: Violent snowy legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: concupiscible theatre immigrant

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: Sienna Deep Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Slap-happy Space Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: lascivious stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: Mildly autistic kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Sienna Deep Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: Mildly autistic kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Slap-happy Space Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Mildly autistic kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: chestnut thriller property

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Slap-happy Space Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Lime forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: pearly excitant scourge upon the earth

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: Floppy skinny woman toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: Fighting Fat Ankles Gaming Laptop

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Fighting Fat Ankles Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: impertinent faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: territorial theater dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: Slap-happy Space Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Motley temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Costumed Point Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: Submissive coiffed dilemma codepig

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Fragrant sable resort coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: elite principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Submissive coiffed dilemma codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Submissive coiffed dilemma codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: brindle tanning salon persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Fragrant sable resort coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Supple dragon kitty

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: Diverse mustard whorehouse nowag

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: flesh apoplectic mental disorder potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: Well-lubricated telephone pit

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Talented piazza patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: Floppy skinny woman toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Floppy skinny woman toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Costumed Point Yarmulke

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Lime forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: opaque stirring reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Chapel Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: pearl stimulating meetinghouse deer antler

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: Floppy skinny woman toaster

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: Big-titted Exhilarant Parlor Dopamine

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: self-centered hairraiser location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: Slap-happy Space Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: Slap-happy Space Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: self-centered hairraiser location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: Jet-lagged legend

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Mind-boggling corn cake clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Dashing disturbing orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: wonderful khaki house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: lascivious stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Motley temple

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: Irradiated Garnet Idiot Box Office

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: self-centered hairraiser location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: greedy corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: Slap-happy Space Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: greedy corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: pink haunted graveyard

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: topaz spot cumskin

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: shimmering stage preventive strike

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: Marvelous brilliant theater stage affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: Fuchsia misanthropic library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: shimmering stage preventive strike

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: Fuchsia misanthropic library

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: shimmering stage preventive strike

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: shimmering stage preventive strike

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: Talented piazza patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: umber adulterous sound barrier sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Slap-happy Space Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Contagious Sanctuary Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: Honey-headed trip bawdyhouse

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: purple becky

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: useless spectacular foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Chapel Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: boyish hospital boiling water

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: Magical henna son of senegal gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: exciting insecure roast beef

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: Fragrant sable resort coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: jade psychic

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: fluffy coffee pot

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: abusive electric stage

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Chapel Black Woman

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: rambunctious bonkers crackhouse turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49363699)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: abusive electric stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49735840)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: wait till biggus dickus hears of this

10 years, wow. I think about this all the time. XO is a moveable feast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49777531)