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You have 24 hours to bang 3 chicks or the aneurysm in your head blows

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for ...
honey-headed odious library
  12/12/25
*pulls out Rolodex*
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  12/12/25
Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it r...
Pea-brained Curious Ape
  12/12/25
...
Supple Startled Station Dingle Berry
  12/12/25
I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don...
180 dull turdskin place of business
  12/12/25
easy
Maroon masturbator bawdyhouse
  12/12/25
lol ok man
Supple Startled Station Dingle Berry
  12/12/25
who is grading the women? i can pull "pepito 6s"...
marvelous menage
  12/12/25
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wine tripping personal credit line
  12/12/25
100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc...
Startling Locus Dragon
  12/12/25
...
Salmon Passionate Immigrant School
  12/12/25
Subjective 6s? 100%
Stirring yellow ratface cruise ship
  12/12/25
but where will I get an aneurysm
cobalt soul-stirring half-breed karate
  12/12/25
...
charcoal charismatic factory reset button new version
  12/12/25
Its there. Trust me.
honey-headed odious library
  12/12/25
...
Outnumbered keepsake machete home
  12/12/25
lol I’m done here
motley very tactful depressive
  12/12/25
yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this ...
Territorial Forum Internal Respiration
  12/12/25
JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for an...
Startling Locus Dragon
  12/12/25
Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on ...
lemon chad space
  12/12/25
your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debati...
Violent People Who Are Hurt Faggot Firefighter
  12/12/25
I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model...
Startling Locus Dragon
  12/12/25
tp.
lemon chad space
  12/12/25
zero %. 0.00%
diverse orchid fanboi
  12/12/25
they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter https://xcance...
Violent People Who Are Hurt Faggot Firefighter
  12/12/25
who is that
diverse orchid fanboi
  12/12/25
35 all of those tattoos about to be a lawyer jfc women
marvelous menage
  12/12/25
Nathan @nathaniniowa Dec 8 What is a "mildly trad ...
marvelous menage
  12/12/25
literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew ...
Bateful stock car
  12/12/25
You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start ...
ultramarine ticket booth blood rage
  12/12/25
cr
Supple Startled Station Dingle Berry
  12/12/25
I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor int...
180 dull turdskin place of business
  12/12/25
If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot...
Sooty trip box office knife
  12/12/25
Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspectiv...
Pea-brained Curious Ape
  12/12/25
The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a...
Sooty trip box office knife
  12/12/25
...
Supple Startled Station Dingle Berry
  12/12/25
dumb hypo from a little rat nigger there's no aneurysm
bearded property water buffalo
  12/12/25
*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks...
Abusive sex offender legal warrant
  12/12/25
20 years ago, I'd be fine. Today, just pull the aneury...
Hateful red parlour foreskin
  12/12/25


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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: honey-headed odious library

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for it. Odds of your survival?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49505190)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: charcoal charismatic factory reset button new version

*pulls out Rolodex*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49505194)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Pea-brained Curious Ape

Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it really tough. Maybe could pull this off if 1-4s were on the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49505197)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Supple Startled Station Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49505580)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: 180 dull turdskin place of business

I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don't want it. 0% survival odds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49505199)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Maroon masturbator bawdyhouse

easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49505200)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Supple Startled Station Dingle Berry

lol ok man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49505581)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: marvelous menage

who is grading the women?

i can pull "pepito 6s" with ease, if it was friday/saturday im confident i could do 2

if its "ronaldo 6s" i may as well go cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49505201)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: wine tripping personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49505769)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Startling Locus Dragon

100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49505208)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Salmon Passionate Immigrant School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49505266)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Stirring yellow ratface cruise ship

Subjective 6s? 100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49505277)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: cobalt soul-stirring half-breed karate

but where will I get an aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49505279)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: charcoal charismatic factory reset button new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49505284)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: honey-headed odious library

Its there. Trust me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49505285)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: Outnumbered keepsake machete home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49505672)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: motley very tactful depressive

lol I’m done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49505281)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Territorial Forum Internal Respiration

yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this off lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49505294)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Startling Locus Dragon

JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for any real man to overpower and rape a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49505299)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: lemon chad space

Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on white collar and white collar-adjacent scholarly discussion here, presumably they'd be impressed by my standardized test scores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49505300)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Violent People Who Are Hurt Faggot Firefighter

your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debating whether girl #3 is a 5 or a 6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49505337)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Startling Locus Dragon

I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model (still only ~27 and had not gained any weight) I fucked and half of the bort said she was a 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49505340)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: lemon chad space

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49505388)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: diverse orchid fanboi

zero %.

0.00%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49505350)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: Violent People Who Are Hurt Faggot Firefighter

they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter

https://xcancel.com/AloysiusLincoln/status/1998165259153195304#r

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49505664)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: diverse orchid fanboi

who is that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49505734)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: marvelous menage

35

all of those tattoos

about to be a lawyer

jfc women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49505981)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: marvelous menage

Nathan

@nathaniniowa

Dec 8

What is a "mildly trad set up"?

internetdaughter.bsky.social

@intrnetdaughter

Dec 8

I would rather not work full time while kids are young unless I have to.

internetdaughter.bsky.social

@intrnetdaughter

Dec 8

Yes I have law school debt, in an amount I would pay off in less than 3 years if I drew a US salary. Even if I stayed in Canada, splitting the bills with someone I'd pay that off in under 6 I'd say + prob getting a minor inheritance in next ...6-8 years to throw at it anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49505985)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Bateful stock car

literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew from new jersey who lives off his dad's money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49505359)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: ultramarine ticket booth blood rage

You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start pulling chicks as soon as possible. You'd want to go out early evening, again late evening, and again past midnight, but also have a shot in the morning and afternoon. Best bet is probably to head to Vegas if you can get there inside of 5 hours so you can "party" nearly 24/7 and try to pick up chicks while also getting on apps for the same purpose. Rent three hotel rooms so you don't have to kick anyone out but yourself. Quickly buy a bunch of designer clothes, carry yourself like a rich celeb and hope for the best. Literally lie and say you're an F1 driver in Europe or whatever. If Vegas is too far then NYC, Chicago or Miami

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49505559)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Supple Startled Station Dingle Berry

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49505584)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: 180 dull turdskin place of business

I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor into the hypo because we all know that wouldn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49505890)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Sooty trip box office knife

If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot easier. If anything it's probably the one time you can get a pass and fuck her good looking friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49505972)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Pea-brained Curious Ape

Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspective. Tyft contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49505983)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Sooty trip box office knife

The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49506007)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Supple Startled Station Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49506161)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: bearded property water buffalo

dumb hypo from a little rat nigger

there's no aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49505986)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: Abusive sex offender legal warrant

*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49505988)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Hateful red parlour foreskin

20 years ago, I'd be fine.

Today, just pull the aneurysm trigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49506164)