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Would you rather be CSLG's kid or SP's kid?

the downside is SP will rape you, but the upside is your par...
flushed property idiot
  01/22/26
c) EPAH's kid haha j/k
wonderful state
  01/22/26
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flushed property idiot
  01/22/26
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spectacular house-broken halford brunch
  01/22/26
the constant squanching in the playroom would be a fly in th...
Angry school
  01/22/26
"would you rather be an abused asian child of this inse...
crusty shitlib address
  01/22/26
Fucked for life, sure but w SP you're also fucked in the pla...
Contagious sienna giraffe library
  01/22/26
but children of divorce have statistically worse outcomes. b...
flushed property idiot
  01/22/26
i doubt very much that children of divorce have statisticall...
lavender vibrant garrison
  01/22/26
well thats where ur wrong
flushed property idiot
  01/22/26
source?
lavender vibrant garrison
  01/22/26
academia
flushed property idiot
  01/22/26
(dickinson alumnus)
lavender vibrant garrison
  01/22/26
...
flushed property idiot
  01/22/26
would rather be raped than listen to my mom forced to eat so...
crusty shitlib address
  01/22/26
There’s a chance that CSLG’s kid can reject his ...
Arrogant Location
  01/22/26
cslg's chink son is 100% going to become a twink faggot. His...
Turquoise Exciting Rehab
  01/22/26
99 percent likely, but there’s some hope!
Arrogant Location
  01/22/26
Well the difference is that while he may deserve all the int...
Multi-colored milky gas station
  01/22/26
Yeah i dont think SP actually rapes his kid either but hes s...
flushed property idiot
  01/22/26
i bet no one here literally thinks sp molests his son, inclu...
lavender vibrant garrison
  01/22/26
He absolutely rapes that poor boy.
Turquoise Exciting Rehab
  01/22/26
titcr but im trying to generate some evidence in my upcoming...
lavender vibrant garrison
  01/22/26
...
flushed property idiot
  01/22/26
CSLG’s kid. Both are azn iirc. If spaceporn’s ki...
Titillating Kitchen National Security Agency
  01/23/26


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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:15 AM
Author: flushed property idiot

the downside is SP will rape you, but the upside is your parents aren't divorced

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49608427)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: wonderful state

c) EPAH's kid

haha j/k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49608430)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: flushed property idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49608432)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: spectacular house-broken halford brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49608489)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: Angry school

the constant squanching in the playroom would be a fly in the ointment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49608433)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: crusty shitlib address

"would you rather be an abused asian child of this insecure psychopath or that one?"

does it really matter? you are fucked for life. i would prob choose sp though tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49608449)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: Contagious sienna giraffe library

Fucked for life, sure but w SP you're also fucked in the playroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49608452)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: flushed property idiot

but children of divorce have statistically worse outcomes. being molested gets you a lot of victim points and cool sexual fetishes later in life whereas having prole divorced parents just seems to guarantee drug and legal issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49608463)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: lavender vibrant garrison

i doubt very much that children of divorce have statistically worse outcomes than victims of sex abuse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49608559)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: flushed property idiot

well thats where ur wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49608577)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 12:03 PM
Author: lavender vibrant garrison

source?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49608671)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: flushed property idiot

academia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49608691)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 12:13 PM
Author: lavender vibrant garrison

(dickinson alumnus)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49608694)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: flushed property idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49608695)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: crusty shitlib address

would rather be raped than listen to my mom forced to eat some chola hooker snatch in the room next door

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49608552)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 11:52 AM
Author: Arrogant Location

There’s a chance that CSLG’s kid can reject his father’s lifestyle and find happiness as a yoga teacher in the Maldives or something.

There’s a chance that Spaceporn’s kid can overcome his proleness to find material success.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49608639)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 11:53 AM
Author: Turquoise Exciting Rehab

cslg's chink son is 100% going to become a twink faggot. His daughter will probably get blacked. We all know SP Jr. is going to become a homo with depraved proclivities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49608643)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: Arrogant Location

99 percent likely, but there’s some hope!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49608747)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Multi-colored milky gas station

Well the difference is that while he may deserve all the internet hate and forcememes, spaceporn probably didn't actually rape his kid IRL and is just a loon. CSLG actually is divorced and fucking a 20something in front of his kids, though. Team Hot Dog on this one all the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49608696)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 12:15 PM
Author: flushed property idiot

Yeah i dont think SP actually rapes his kid either but hes such a weird dork and makes all those threads its hard not to mock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49608698)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 12:22 PM
Author: lavender vibrant garrison

i bet no one here literally thinks sp molests his son, including the other credulous schizos. people have told him this for years, yet he's incapable of "taking a joke", he refuses to be "regulated."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49608708)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: Turquoise Exciting Rehab

He absolutely rapes that poor boy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49608711)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 12:26 PM
Author: lavender vibrant garrison

titcr but im trying to generate some evidence in my upcoming defamation suit that my poasts weren't asserted for truth and you're blowing it for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49608717)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 12:34 PM
Author: flushed property idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49608750)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 8:11 AM
Author: Titillating Kitchen National Security Agency

CSLG’s kid. Both are azn iirc. If spaceporn’s kid were 6’4 and not bald yet then maybe spaceporns kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49611146)