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Materialists (2025) is a 180 movie

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her...
Boyish toaster
  11/29/25
Women are 180
grizzly laser beams
  11/29/25
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Burgundy bearded clown digit ratio
  11/29/25
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grizzly laser beams
  11/29/25
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ungodly area
  11/29/25
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grizzly laser beams
  11/29/25
but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perf...
Laughsome hell people who are hurt
  11/29/25
Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.
Boyish toaster
  11/29/25
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Burgundy bearded clown digit ratio
  11/29/25
if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?
Flushed exhilarant abode mediation
  11/29/25
Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income,...
Boyish toaster
  11/29/25
jesus talk about a crime against women
Flushed exhilarant abode mediation
  11/29/25
holy shit not flame
low-t legal warrant
  11/29/25
Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit
Indecent Affirmative Action Theater
  11/29/25
checked it out because of this post. actually not as terribl...
lascivious voyeur
  11/29/25
It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrin...
Boyish toaster
  11/29/25
Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if ...
green range
  11/29/25
what happened champ? your "Woman" having second th...
narrow-minded multi-billionaire locus
  11/29/25
No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this ...
green range
  11/29/25
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Flushed exhilarant abode mediation
  11/29/25
wasnt this movie written by AI?
pungent pervert
  11/29/25
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660
Laughsome hell people who are hurt
  11/29/25
I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or fu...
concupiscible glassy stead
  11/29/25
I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and br...
Laughsome hell people who are hurt
  11/29/25
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Passionate up-to-no-good sneaky criminal twinkling uncleanness
  12/06/25
lol, not flame
Canary sickened cruise ship
  11/29/25
Short guys really shouldn't watch this
judgmental ladyboy friendly grandma
  12/04/25
"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.
Yellow arousing wagecucks boistinker
  12/04/25
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dark motley idea he suggested national
  12/04/25
Approved
Marvelous Crimson Meetinghouse Gaming Laptop
  12/06/25
Is this XO approved?
Burgundy bearded clown digit ratio
  12/06/25
It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we&rsqu...
Boyish toaster
  12/07/25


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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Boyish toaster

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her clients are pushing 40, desperate to marry, but will not settle for anyone under 6 feet, $500k salary, white.

Johnson falls in love with Pedro Pascal, a swarthy private equity advisor. They get serious and are about to take a month-long trip to Iceland when she discovers that he got leg lengthening surgery and he’s actually only 5’6”, not 6’. She immediately breaks up with him and goes back to Chad, played by Captain America. Chad is a poor amateur actor but he is Tall.

The end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49469488)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:17 AM
Author: grizzly laser beams

Women are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49469497)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: Burgundy bearded clown digit ratio



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: grizzly laser beams



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: ungodly area



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: grizzly laser beams



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Laughsome hell people who are hurt

but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perfect match on paper may in fact turn out to be a date raper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49469514)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:50 AM
Author: Boyish toaster

Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49469521)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: Burgundy bearded clown digit ratio



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: Flushed exhilarant abode mediation

if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49469904)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: Boyish toaster

Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income, and was just a poor short raper.

100% not flame btw this movie rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49470250)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Flushed exhilarant abode mediation

jesus talk about a crime against women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49470990)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: low-t legal warrant

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49469582)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Indecent Affirmative Action Theater

Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49470236)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: lascivious voyeur

checked it out because of this post. actually not as terrible as i expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49469595)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: Boyish toaster

It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrina-era rom coms of the 90s. Just way more about being Tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49469819)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: green range

Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if anything. I wish Roossy were still alive to write about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49469825)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: narrow-minded multi-billionaire locus

what happened champ? your "Woman" having second thoughts? haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49469857)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: green range

No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this with a Woman is like watching HBO with your mom and people start saying Fuck or having sex in random scenes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49469858)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: Flushed exhilarant abode mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49469905)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: pungent pervert

wasnt this movie written by AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49469901)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Laughsome hell people who are hurt

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49470197)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: concupiscible glassy stead

I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or funny or entertaining, like as if just reading some memes from middle aged shutins. I rate it F.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49470272)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: Laughsome hell people who are hurt

I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and branded as a romcom. There is literally not a single laff anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49470755)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: Passionate up-to-no-good sneaky criminal twinkling uncleanness



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Canary sickened cruise ship

lol, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49470281)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: judgmental ladyboy friendly grandma

Short guys really shouldn't watch this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49482613)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Yellow arousing wagecucks boistinker

"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49482631)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: dark motley idea he suggested national



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Marvelous Crimson Meetinghouse Gaming Laptop

Approved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49490026)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Burgundy bearded clown digit ratio

Is this XO approved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49490030)



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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Boyish toaster

It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we’re getting, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49490766)