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Maduro indictment has an error in the first paragraph

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46
violent aromatic gas station regret
  01/05/26
they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of&qu...
Ebony beta location hairy legs
  01/05/26
this is believable because quality standards really are supe...
Ebony beta location hairy legs
  01/05/26
uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to&quo...
Wine Gay Wizard Sound Barrier
  01/05/26
Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?
Ebony beta location hairy legs
  01/05/26
what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of ...
Wine Gay Wizard Sound Barrier
  01/05/26
I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defen...
Ebony beta location hairy legs
  01/05/26
Prosecutor: How much cocaine? Hegseth: Tons of fucking coca...
violent aromatic gas station regret
  01/05/26
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violent aromatic gas station regret
  01/06/26
They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric to...
Ebony beta location hairy legs
  01/06/26
Tons of blow
violent aromatic gas station regret
  01/06/26
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Concupiscible address people who are hurt
  01/06/26
After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corr...
Ebony beta location hairy legs
  01/05/26
"About this account ... Connected via India Android App...
Dashing grizzly center
  01/06/26
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sick sepia place of business immigrant
  01/06/26
this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who ...
low-t office marketing idea
  01/06/26
Do cons still think this doesn't matter?
Ebony beta location hairy legs
  01/06/26
the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's expor...
embarrassed to the bone sanctuary queen of the night
  01/06/26
(JD, Fordham University)
Ebony beta location hairy legs
  01/06/26
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fiercely-loyal point sandwich
  01/06/26
succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactl...
low-t office marketing idea
  01/06/26
gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has juris...
Ebony beta location hairy legs
  01/06/26
it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from vene...
embarrassed to the bone sanctuary queen of the night
  01/06/26
Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: dick cheney's force...
Ebony beta location hairy legs
  01/06/26
well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong....
embarrassed to the bone sanctuary queen of the night
  01/06/26
Lmao
violent aromatic gas station regret
  01/06/26
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cheese-eating business firm karate
  01/06/26
This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.
Clear vigorous associate headpube
  01/06/26
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Wine Gay Wizard Sound Barrier
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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: violent aromatic gas station regret

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49565003)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Ebony beta location hairy legs

they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49565021)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: Ebony beta location hairy legs

this is believable because quality standards really are super low in NYC:

https://x.com/eshaLegal/status/2007741617650991604?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49565008)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: Wine Gay Wizard Sound Barrier

uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to" would have been better. but that's not much of an error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49565020)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Ebony beta location hairy legs

Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49565022)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Wine Gay Wizard Sound Barrier

what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of leniency would you dismiss the charges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49565024)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Ebony beta location hairy legs

I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defense attorney's jerb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49565025)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: violent aromatic gas station regret

Prosecutor: How much cocaine?

Hegseth: Tons of fucking cocaine, bro.

Prosecutor: okay…also I think this should be export here

Hegseth: Import deez nuts into your mouth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49565048)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: violent aromatic gas station regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49566633)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: Ebony beta location hairy legs

They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric tons, nor do we know the purity. What if the bulk of the weight was from corn starch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49566680)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: violent aromatic gas station regret

Tons of blow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49566714)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: Concupiscible address people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49566959)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: Ebony beta location hairy legs

After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corrupted once great US businesses and induced them to import cocaine. It doesn't say Maduro himself was at the dock unloading cargo containers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49565140)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: Dashing grizzly center

"About this account ... Connected via India Android App"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49566641)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: sick sepia place of business immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49566643)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: low-t office marketing idea

this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who isn't taken seriously by stodgy old partners cracks the case in a dark room while the computer screen is reflected back on her face (female ofc, attractive but not threateningly so and impeccably well dressed in expensive brands)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49566656)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: Ebony beta location hairy legs

Do cons still think this doesn't matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49566669)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone sanctuary queen of the night

the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's exporting. it does have jurisdiction over what is imported here. that's why it's framed this way. but ljl at the midwit pedants trying to rip it apart what would have been a nitpick anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49566675)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: Ebony beta location hairy legs

(JD, Fordham University)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49566684)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal point sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49566729)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: low-t office marketing idea

succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactly 1/2 way between the countries and therefore neither "exporting" nor "importing"

this is exactly the kind of thing I thought lawyers did as a 0L fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49566689)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: Ebony beta location hairy legs

gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has jurisdiction and interpret the charges in that light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49566694)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone sanctuary queen of the night

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49566734)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Ebony beta location hairy legs

Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM

Author: dick cheney's force ghost nodding at trump (gunneratttt)

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49566736)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone sanctuary queen of the night

well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong. id love to see a statute or case where someone has been punished for what the exported from a country rather than importing to the US.

does this mean the US can also prosecuture maduro for exporting things from venezuela that are illegal in the US to counties where they are legal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49566748)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: violent aromatic gas station regret

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49566716)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: cheese-eating business firm karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49566722)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Clear vigorous associate headpube

This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49566732)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Wine Gay Wizard Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49566761)