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Materialists (2025) is a 180 movie

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her...
Fragrant light crackhouse athletic conference
  11/29/25
Women are 180
Crystalline weed whacker
  11/29/25
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House-broken Flatulent Temple Brethren
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Crystalline weed whacker
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Supple zippy corner
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Crystalline weed whacker
  11/29/25
but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perf...
hairraiser theater stage
  11/29/25
Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.
Fragrant light crackhouse athletic conference
  11/29/25
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House-broken Flatulent Temple Brethren
  11/29/25
if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?
Bearded Ratface
  11/29/25
Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income,...
Fragrant light crackhouse athletic conference
  11/29/25
jesus talk about a crime against women
Bearded Ratface
  11/29/25
holy shit not flame
Frisky kink-friendly shrine quadroon
  11/29/25
Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit
Self-absorbed Native Turdskin
  11/29/25
checked it out because of this post. actually not as terribl...
Scarlet reading party
  11/29/25
It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrin...
Fragrant light crackhouse athletic conference
  11/29/25
Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if ...
tan deranged dilemma psychic
  11/29/25
what happened champ? your "Woman" having second th...
Yellow Boiling Water
  11/29/25
No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this ...
tan deranged dilemma psychic
  11/29/25
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Bearded Ratface
  11/29/25
wasnt this movie written by AI?
hateful duck-like wrinkle
  11/29/25
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660
hairraiser theater stage
  11/29/25
I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or fu...
cruel-hearted goyim
  11/29/25
I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and br...
hairraiser theater stage
  11/29/25
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slate telephone corn cake
  12/06/25
lol, not flame
Aromatic Box Office
  11/29/25
Short guys really shouldn't watch this
mauve azn
  12/04/25
"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.
frum internal respiration
  12/04/25
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arousing narrow-minded sanctuary candlestick maker
  12/04/25
Approved
Fuchsia hospital
  12/06/25
Is this XO approved?
House-broken Flatulent Temple Brethren
  12/06/25
It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we&rsqu...
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  12/07/25


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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Fragrant light crackhouse athletic conference

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her clients are pushing 40, desperate to marry, but will not settle for anyone under 6 feet, $500k salary, white.

Johnson falls in love with Pedro Pascal, a swarthy private equity advisor. They get serious and are about to take a month-long trip to Iceland when she discovers that he got leg lengthening surgery and he’s actually only 5’6”, not 6’. She immediately breaks up with him and goes back to Chad, played by Captain America. Chad is a poor amateur actor but he is Tall.

The end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49469488)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:17 AM
Author: Crystalline weed whacker

Women are 180

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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: House-broken Flatulent Temple Brethren



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Crystalline weed whacker



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Supple zippy corner



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Crystalline weed whacker



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: hairraiser theater stage

but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perfect match on paper may in fact turn out to be a date raper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49469514)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:50 AM
Author: Fragrant light crackhouse athletic conference

Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49469521)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: House-broken Flatulent Temple Brethren



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: Bearded Ratface

if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?

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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: Fragrant light crackhouse athletic conference

Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income, and was just a poor short raper.

100% not flame btw this movie rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49470250)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Bearded Ratface

jesus talk about a crime against women

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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: Frisky kink-friendly shrine quadroon

holy shit not flame

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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Native Turdskin

Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49470236)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: Scarlet reading party

checked it out because of this post. actually not as terrible as i expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49469595)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: Fragrant light crackhouse athletic conference

It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrina-era rom coms of the 90s. Just way more about being Tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49469819)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: tan deranged dilemma psychic

Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if anything. I wish Roossy were still alive to write about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49469825)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Yellow Boiling Water

what happened champ? your "Woman" having second thoughts? haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49469857)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: tan deranged dilemma psychic

No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this with a Woman is like watching HBO with your mom and people start saying Fuck or having sex in random scenes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49469858)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: Bearded Ratface



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: hateful duck-like wrinkle

wasnt this movie written by AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49469901)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: hairraiser theater stage

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660

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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: cruel-hearted goyim

I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or funny or entertaining, like as if just reading some memes from middle aged shutins. I rate it F.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49470272)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: hairraiser theater stage

I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and branded as a romcom. There is literally not a single laff anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49470755)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: slate telephone corn cake



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Aromatic Box Office

lol, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49470281)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: mauve azn

Short guys really shouldn't watch this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49482613)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: frum internal respiration

"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49482631)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: arousing narrow-minded sanctuary candlestick maker



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Fuchsia hospital

Approved

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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: House-broken Flatulent Temple Brethren

Is this XO approved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49490030)



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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Fragrant light crackhouse athletic conference

It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we’re getting, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49490766)