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Fucked my slutty sister-in-law once 3 months ago, got herpes

Edit (see subthread with all the blank bumps, promise is a...
Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin
  06/27/20
he's hung
haunting nursing home
  06/27/20
LOL at the entire world knowing that korean “men&rdquo...
Shivering nofapping institution volcanic crater
  07/01/20
...
Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin
  09/17/20
im loling at this map. korean and indian "men" li...
Slippery son of senegal school
  06/06/21
...
Topaz vivacious cuckoldry locale
  07/02/20
...
galvanic sable lettuce
  06/27/20
do u date anymore now that you have herpes? do u disclose yo...
unholy immigrant
  06/27/20
I’m married, it was the first time I’ve cheated
Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin
  06/27/20
Howd you explain the sores on your dick to old lady
vibrant sound barrier roommate
  06/27/20
No idea, just found out this was herpes. any suggestions? We...
Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin
  06/27/20
Divorce. Never fuck her again if you think she's clean. Your...
vibrant sound barrier roommate
  06/27/20
Yeesh, steep price tag for one 20-min drunken fuckfest
Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin
  06/27/20
One wrong move. Never tell her what you did. Ever.
vibrant sound barrier roommate
  06/27/20
Can’t i give it to her then claim she gave it to me? H...
Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin
  06/27/20
under the bartell test court’s presume that the male g...
unholy immigrant
  06/27/20
wtf never heard of that is that a real thing? in every state...
Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin
  06/27/20
it’s the majority rule but there are states that haven...
unholy immigrant
  06/27/20
the oceanic law (adopted 60 degrees north of the original ma...
Out-of-control Sanctuary
  06/28/20
Lol wtf kind of “test” is that
floppy casino
  06/27/20
180 as fuck poast with the fake case name and everything. ...
Chrome Dopamine Psychic
  06/28/20
Lol, in-house has cost me my killer instinct i guess...
Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin
  06/28/20
Lol
Provocative buck-toothed degenerate
  07/01/20
...
Pea-brained Anal Space Hominid
  11/29/22
You said you "just found out" though. You willing ...
vibrant sound barrier roommate
  06/27/20
about this, sure, why not if no one can prove otherwise? ...
Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin
  06/27/20
If you got tested then ur fucked. You have actual knowledge ...
vibrant sound barrier roommate
  06/27/20
Oh, I didn’t get tested by a doctor yet. I just have s...
Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin
  06/27/20
Either disclose or divorce. Do not give her herpes without h...
vibrant sound barrier roommate
  06/27/20
get on valtrex...from what I've heard most people only have ...
jet incel useless brakes
  06/27/20
First useful reply from anyone ITT, thanks Bob
Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin
  06/27/20
np, if you don't get on valtrex, it'll clear up on its own, ...
jet incel useless brakes
  06/27/20
is it your brothers wife or your wifes sister
carnelian rough-skinned meetinghouse chad
  06/27/20
Wife’s sister
Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin
  06/27/20
Story?
Spruce metal dog poop gaping
  06/27/20
She’s always been unsubtly flirty with me, and as the...
Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin
  06/27/20
You fucked your wife's sister in your house while your wife ...
Crusty Puppy Clown
  06/27/20
Yes. I live in a big McMansion in the exurbs.
Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin
  06/27/20
Wtf, how big is your house?
Crusty Puppy Clown
  06/27/20
4500 square feet on a 1.5 acre lot, 5BR
Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin
  06/27/20
Hmmmmm... So I have a 2800 sq ft home, but even with 4500 s...
Crusty Puppy Clown
  06/27/20
See above re: bathtime. Very well-established routine - ...
Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin
  06/27/20
180 May as well start boning her on the reg, assuming she...
Amethyst masturbator
  06/27/20
It sounds like you’re a more successful and Chadly (bu...
Thriller Home
  06/27/20
Extremely harsh but incredibly fair, fml though for the r...
Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin
  06/27/20
you get a paternity test?
jet incel useless brakes
  06/27/20
Of course not but for numerous unassailable reasons I’...
Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin
  06/27/20
I trust your judgment. I don't have kids yet. But, I figure...
jet incel useless brakes
  06/27/20
...
Slippery son of senegal school
  06/06/21
...
Opaque deranged trailer park
  06/27/20
Lmao, i was thinking as I read this “this guy is like ...
cerebral snowy cruise ship
  06/28/20
...
insecure milky theater
  06/29/20
Can't lie, I'm impressed.
Crusty Puppy Clown
  06/27/20
In case it wasn’t clear or clearly-inferable, the mast...
Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin
  06/27/20
...
Dashing Beta Stag Film Old Irish Cottage
  06/27/20
...
racy purple patrolman school cafeteria
  11/22/23
Definitely heard that in Carmela Soprano’s shrill scre...
cerebral snowy cruise ship
  06/27/20
my house is 5800 sq ft and i wouldn't DREAM of doing this.
Slate Brunch
  06/27/20
My wife has a cute sis and OP's story is nuts.
Crusty Puppy Clown
  06/27/20
both thought about it though, eh.
Fighting Cracking Whorehouse Goal In Life
  11/14/20
lolwtf u kinda deserve it breh ONE | WRONG | MOVE
Razzle Plum Boistinker Pistol
  06/27/20
This is pretty hot as I’ve wanted to fuck my wifes sis...
Spruce metal dog poop gaping
  06/27/20
Well if the opportunity ever comes along, protip: ask the sl...
Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin
  06/27/20
B O L D
galvanic sable lettuce
  06/27/20
D A R I N G
Crusty Puppy Clown
  06/27/20
...
irate cuckold property
  06/27/20
High quality post, thank you
Blathering Fantasy-prone Stage Genital Piercing
  06/27/20
Might need to beat off to this later
lascivious narrow-minded parlour
  06/28/20
...
olive cowardly sandwich national security agency
  06/28/20
Might need to beat off to this again
Soggy ultramarine mental disorder electric furnace
  06/28/20
Hngghhhhhhggghhhh
Very tactful hairy legs locus
  06/29/20
FAP
Exhilarant Toaster
  07/01/20
incredible post
canary big principal's office
  11/11/21
...
Razzle Plum Boistinker Pistol
  04/27/24
in that case ur wife probably has it too, sharefd toilet sea...
titillating pit
  06/27/20
Cool story with zero pics
Crawly high-end hospital nowag
  06/27/20
in this case, i’ll pass on pics of a herpes infested c...
supple market
  06/27/20
wtf have you no curiousity
titillating pit
  06/27/20
...
Arrogant orchestra pit pocket flask
  06/27/20
...
Impressive knife menage
  06/27/20
Im not an expert but it could go away on its own. Don&rsqu...
Wild station
  06/27/20
what other stories do u have?
know-it-all cordovan doctorate university
  06/27/20
The drummer from Kings of Leon threw up on me in a bar once,...
Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin
  06/27/20
you got furloughed/laid off/ shitcanned? what happened bro?
jet incel useless brakes
  06/27/20
No, I still have my jerb. I just have a shitty marriage whic...
Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin
  06/27/20
no bro. Herpes is very treatable and you won't have to worry...
jet incel useless brakes
  06/27/20
Not that I didn’t enjoy the main flame story ITT, but ...
alcoholic comical abode private investor
  06/28/20
...
Fighting Cracking Whorehouse Goal In Life
  11/14/20
18000000000000
Soggy ultramarine mental disorder electric furnace
  06/28/20
Hi, I’m an attorney with Crespo, Katz & McMillan, ...
lascivious narrow-minded parlour
  07/03/20
two subpoenas
titillating pit
  07/05/20
...
Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin
  02/05/21
...
Concupiscible Learning Disabled Center Fanboi
  06/06/21
great post colt
appetizing area
  06/27/20
thanks venkatesh
Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin
  06/27/20
One of the beat flame threads in a while
vibrant sound barrier roommate
  06/27/20
I enjoyed it too, though it feels inevitable that at some po...
Amber talking tanning salon
  06/27/20
...
Impressive knife menage
  06/27/20
i instinctively ignore every nyuug poast
Slate Brunch
  06/27/20
...
vibrant sound barrier roommate
  06/27/20
if that happens i'll edit op to just be a link to that study...
Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin
  06/27/20
...
Opaque deranged trailer park
  06/27/20
...
Crusty Puppy Clown
  06/27/20
...
Chrome Dopamine Psychic
  06/28/20
...
boyish house
  06/28/20
...
Soggy ultramarine mental disorder electric furnace
  06/28/20
He’s too busy going into every COVID and BLM thread an...
Blue Rebellious Parlor
  06/29/20
sigh
Amber talking tanning salon
  06/30/20
...
appetizing area
  06/30/20
Prescient
fear-inspiring misanthropic therapy
  07/01/20
...
jade church
  07/01/20
Yep
Shivering nofapping institution volcanic crater
  07/01/20
...
magenta doobsian goyim
  07/03/20
...
irradiated flickering cuck
  07/06/20
...
laughsome senate laser beams
  06/11/22
Why does your wife’s sister hate your wife?
Excitant love of her life kitchen
  06/27/20
My guess is his wife's sister is just an enormous slut (herp...
jet incel useless brakes
  06/27/20
If this was done out of hate, it's prob because wife got HER...
Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin
  06/27/20
Fyi the slut is gonna tell ur wife at a very inopportune tim...
Trip Marketing Idea
  06/27/20
Yeah I’ve been viewing this as a likely if not certain...
Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin
  06/28/20
Deny and never ever look back. Unless that herp stays. Then ...
Spruce metal dog poop gaping
  06/29/20
...
Self-centered curious library pozpig
  06/30/20
this is guaranteed. also "perhaps most importantly my s...
glassy talented public bath
  07/01/20
lmao at the coathooks analogy, gonna use that at next availa...
Opaque deranged trailer park
  06/27/20
...
cerebral snowy cruise ship
  06/28/20
...
drunken location internal respiration
  07/05/20
lmao
Slate Brunch
  06/27/20
You're killing it ITT buddy.
Chrome Dopamine Psychic
  06/28/20
Women are garbage
Geriatric Azure Pisswyrm Gas Station
  06/28/20
ty i like it here btw
titillating pit
  06/28/20
...
lascivious narrow-minded parlour
  06/28/20
"her romantic future is basically a yawning, infinite h...
soul-stirring theater stage wrinkle
  06/28/20
*salutes back* You are one of my favorite poasters and a rol...
Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin
  06/28/20
Hey brother ty and accidents happen. My suggestion is to get...
soul-stirring theater stage wrinkle
  06/28/20
...
Maniacal Grizzly Mood
  07/03/20
...
gabagool brazhole
  10/06/25
this is a breathtakingly good post
canary big principal's office
  11/11/21
I would gladly get herpes if i could do this to my SIL
Electric Hyperactive Boltzmann
  06/27/20
(Ryan Giggs)
floppy casino
  06/27/20
Gonna need the *not flame* tag on this one
salmon cocky mad cow disease stage
  06/27/20
Ok, not flame.... did I do that right?
Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin
  06/28/20
could any of the jizz gone in her pussy and made her pregnan...
Violent den
  06/28/20
I don’t think so, I pulled out once I felt the first t...
Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin
  06/28/20
did she make a lot of noise? still seems really risky to ...
know-it-all cordovan doctorate university
  06/28/20
Yes, though I was constantly telling her to keep it the fuck...
Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin
  06/28/20
you eat SIL's pussy out? She came three times just from your...
jet incel useless brakes
  06/28/20
That’s a heavy barrage of questions brother. Answe...
Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin
  06/28/20
she didn't come because of him, exactly
titillating pit
  06/28/20
A petulant, cock-craving nympho like this SiL character is d...
lascivious narrow-minded parlour
  06/28/20
Maybe - reminds me of a “funny” story, another t...
Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin
  06/28/20
was the clunking the 2nd trimester fetus in the trunk?
Violent den
  06/28/20
It turned out she’d somehow run over an artificial Chr...
Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin
  06/28/20
...
titillating pit
  06/28/20
Lol why do we let women drive at all
Primrose Twisted Prole
  06/28/20
(evan39 alt)
motley partner
  06/29/20
...
Razzle Plum Boistinker Pistol
  06/29/20
been loling at this for 5 mins now
stirring ruddy tattoo
  09/17/20
...
aromatic fishy really tough guy hall
  11/26/20
...
Shivering nofapping institution volcanic crater
  08/03/23
...
Saffron Regret
  06/30/20
God has to be fed up with this TTT world... I bet He’s...
walnut chapel
  06/28/20
...
Soggy ultramarine mental disorder electric furnace
  07/01/20
I just read this thread and its pretty 180 and depressing at...
Big-titted Garrison
  06/28/20
Thx refunk, you’re always clutch w DAT ACTIONABLE AND ...
Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin
  06/28/20
Do you love your wife? 180 content creation for sure here...
cerise stead coldplay fan
  06/28/20
She’s a fundamentally good person, though seems to be ...
Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin
  06/28/20
smartphones are a disaster
titillating pit
  06/28/20
my wife is on hers constantly and yet still complains about ...
Violent den
  06/28/20
This poast is toxic
Electric Hyperactive Boltzmann
  06/28/20
this is every so-called "mother" in 2020, really s...
Blue Rebellious Parlor
  06/29/20
the storytelling ITT is almost too good to make it believabl...
indecent crystalline box office
  06/28/20
...
know-it-all cordovan doctorate university
  06/28/20
...
motley partner
  06/29/20
...
magenta doobsian goyim
  07/01/20
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4574291&mc=6...
razzmatazz cobalt crackhouse associate
  07/02/20
how does anyone who bangs chicks raw NOT have herpes? it's l...
indigo juggernaut native
  06/29/20
No woman has ever done an Indecent Proposal type pussy flash...
effete cyan newt state
  06/29/20
girl did this to me with her sweet cameltoe freshman year of...
indecent crystalline box office
  06/29/20
The best I got was I walked up to two girls in gym sophomore...
effete cyan newt state
  06/29/20
Basic instinct.
Crusty Puppy Clown
  06/29/20
Yeah Indecent Proposal is when a guy offers you $$$ to fuck ...
Chrome Dopamine Psychic
  06/29/20
Yeah, that one
effete cyan newt state
  06/29/20
Not saying you’re wrong but I can think of a few other...
Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin
  06/30/20
https://youtu.be/y1taQl-wOmo
Outnumbered shrine
  06/30/20
180
Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin
  06/30/20
...
effete cyan newt state
  06/30/20
What are the chances you’d ever fuck your wife again i...
effete cyan newt state
  06/29/20
99%, we still fuck at least once every 4-6 weeks and while I...
Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin
  06/30/20
I have an answer, but I’m not sure you’ll like i...
effete cyan newt state
  06/30/20
With the disclaimer that I am not claiming to be Yann Perrod...
Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin
  06/30/20
Sell it. You want her to cum buckets from an intense mix of ...
effete cyan newt state
  06/30/20
not even a single pic in this thread. great thread bro
Disrespectful Point
  06/30/20
Active links to any pics you’ve ever poasted?
Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin
  06/30/20
...
Disrespectful Point
  06/30/20
What the fuck is that supposed to be lmao
Vigorous turdskin
  06/30/20
me GAPING the tiny pink dick OP
Disrespectful Point
  06/30/20
Link to the thread where you originally poasted this weird s...
Vigorous turdskin
  06/30/20
shitmodded. you can blame your insane cumskin brethren for t...
Disrespectful Point
  06/30/20
TPD OP DONE HERE
Disrespectful Point
  06/30/20
...
Disrespectful Point
  06/30/20
...
Disrespectful Point
  06/30/20
...
Disrespectful Point
  06/30/20
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&mc=166&a...
effete cyan newt state
  06/30/20
OP calls me out, gets GAPED, scurries away like the bitchmad...
Disrespectful Point
  06/30/20
i call him out - dummy OP literally rushes into this thread ...
Disrespectful Point
  06/30/20
...
Disrespectful Point
  06/30/20
Day 1...no movement
Disrespectful Point
  06/30/20
What the fuck are you babbling about you 85 IQ nip?
Geriatric Azure Pisswyrm Gas Station
  06/30/20
DELETED OP! NYUUG WINS! 180000000000000000000000000000000000...
Disrespectful Point
  07/01/20
...
Disrespectful Point
  06/30/20
...
Disrespectful Point
  06/30/20
...
Disrespectful Point
  06/30/20
...
Disrespectful Point
  06/30/20
...
Disrespectful Point
  06/30/20
something is seriously wrong with you
Amber talking tanning salon
  06/30/20
Why are people still treating this thread like it’s no...
vibrant sound barrier roommate
  06/30/20
Idk ask the other pumos next time you’re back at the c...
Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin
  06/30/20
Calling flame is incredibly bitchass and is very detrimental...
Dark Gaped Resort
  06/30/20
cr if its flame who cares the OP is literally named tony ...
titillating pit
  07/01/20
op is the same dummy as the "ross, new day, new poaster...
Disrespectful Point
  06/30/20
You never post interesting or entertaining shit and just spa...
Crusty Puppy Clown
  06/30/20
GAPEGAPEGAPE when TMF calls you boring and there's even a...
magenta doobsian goyim
  07/01/20
except when i sexthread, i ALWAYS deliver, unlike this retar...
Disrespectful Point
  07/01/20
This is an example of why you're so boring and irrelevant. ...
Crusty Puppy Clown
  07/01/20
(guy who thinks hetero cismales would rather read text about...
Disrespectful Point
  07/01/20
whenever i make the mistake of clicking on one of your autis...
magenta doobsian goyim
  07/01/20
lollercausting HARD@ this irate cumskin
Disrespectful Point
  07/01/20
(pathetic, short, poor, ugly asian loser who can't stand up ...
magenta doobsian goyim
  07/01/20
i will continue to fuck your women and post them here. dont ...
Disrespectful Point
  07/01/20
post what where? link?
magenta doobsian goyim
  07/01/20
be sure to catch my next white girl fuck thread i post fr...
Disrespectful Point
  07/01/20
(dishonest gook loser)
magenta doobsian goyim
  07/01/20
nothing madder than white boys seeing proof pics of their wo...
Disrespectful Point
  07/01/20
anyone who has actually seen a pic poasted by wang chang her...
magenta doobsian goyim
  07/01/20
WHYSOSERIOUS
Disrespectful Point
  07/01/20
Day 1... no movement
magenta doobsian goyim
  07/01/20
at some point the smart trolls will realize you can't out-tr...
Disrespectful Point
  07/01/20
you enjoy every minute of this because every other minute of...
magenta doobsian goyim
  07/01/20
180000000000
Disrespectful Point
  07/01/20
nyuug it’s frankly unbelievable you haven’t kill...
Shivering nofapping institution volcanic crater
  07/01/20
180000000000000
Disrespectful Point
  07/01/20
Day 2... no movement.
Shivering nofapping institution volcanic crater
  07/01/20
Day 3... no movement
magenta doobsian goyim
  07/03/20
OP will eventually post a pic of this girl any day now!
Disrespectful Point
  07/03/20
link to any thread you’ve ever poasted with active lin...
magenta doobsian goyim
  07/03/20
they see me WGWAGin, they hatin
Disrespectful Point
  07/03/20
that’s the problem my little yellow friend, we don&rsq...
magenta doobsian goyim
  07/03/20
If we wanted porn we would watch porn. No one cares about yo...
Crusty Puppy Clown
  07/01/20
oh u mad
Disrespectful Point
  07/01/20
you are such a lame Jesus bro
Out-of-control Sanctuary
  07/01/20
SAME DUMMIES NOW CLAIMING THREADS SUCK WITHOUT PICS http:...
Disrespectful Point
  07/01/20
It is entertaining. This is like calling flame on Johnsmeye...
Crusty Puppy Clown
  06/30/20
different. unless this is actually johnsmeyer, this one see...
Topaz vivacious cuckoldry locale
  07/01/20
makes me feel good about my sugar babbys
impertinent theatre
  07/01/20
in a thread full of gems, the line about the Prosecco was so...
Wonderful pale karate
  07/01/20
Which, there were a few
Smoky Double Fault Indian Lodge
  07/01/20
classic tony ravioli detail
titillating pit
  07/01/20
ljl at how thoroughly nyuug got fucking destroyed ITT
Misunderstood sneaky criminal lodge
  07/01/20
with nyuug it's always the tinder/whore spreadsheet.
Topaz vivacious cuckoldry locale
  07/01/20
go away spaceporn
harsh half-breed
  07/01/20
why does anyone engage with him, ever
titillating pit
  07/01/20
Most of his posts get ignored but sometimes people can't hel...
Crusty Puppy Clown
  07/05/20
Update?
Crusty Puppy Clown
  07/05/20
Nothing really. Been generally more depressed and have suici...
Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin
  07/06/20
You don't seem very gay. Unless the sister started out as h...
Crusty Puppy Clown
  07/06/20
...
Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin
  10/03/20
...
passionate mischievous rigpig
  10/03/20
Hope there’s a Thanksgiving sequel
spectacular costumed rehab pervert
  11/13/20
SiL at Thanksgiving table, making inappropriate stuffing jok...
magical contagious hissy fit
  11/13/20
...
Excitant love of her life kitchen
  11/14/20
Can someone bump that thread about the handy at the BBQ. I ...
stimulating national
  11/13/20
Bump it yourself you lazy libfaggot
Heady toilet seat legal warrant
  11/14/20
Can’t believe I missed this thread before. 180 content...
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Date: June 27th, 2020 4:33 PM
Author: Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin

Edit (see subthread with all the blank bumps, promise is a promise):

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3748444/Erect-penis-sizes-compared-world.html

Thx to that pumo, TMF and others for going heavy with the insecticide when nyuug got uppity ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40506007)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 4:46 PM
Author: haunting nursing home

he's hung

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40506048)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 10:09 PM
Author: Shivering nofapping institution volcanic crater

LOL at the entire world knowing that korean “men” all have puny impotent sickly yellow SCIENCE-VERIFIED little critdicks, just LOLLERCAUST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40531893)



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Date: September 17th, 2020 12:10 AM
Author: Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40933219)



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Date: June 6th, 2021 2:03 PM
Author: Slippery son of senegal school

im loling at this map. korean and indian "men" literally have an average penis of 3.7 inches. half their population probably smaller than this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#42582921)



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Date: July 2nd, 2020 12:20 AM
Author: Topaz vivacious cuckoldry locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40532619)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: galvanic sable lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40506035)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 4:48 PM
Author: unholy immigrant

do u date anymore now that you have herpes? do u disclose your condition before u fuck girls?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40506063)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 4:54 PM
Author: Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin

I’m married, it was the first time I’ve cheated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40506085)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 4:55 PM
Author: vibrant sound barrier roommate

Howd you explain the sores on your dick to old lady

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40506094)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 4:58 PM
Author: Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin

No idea, just found out this was herpes. any suggestions? We rarely fuck anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40506109)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:08 PM
Author: vibrant sound barrier roommate

Divorce. Never fuck her again if you think she's clean. Your knowledge could create legal liability.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40506182)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:12 PM
Author: Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin

Yeesh, steep price tag for one 20-min drunken fuckfest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40506206)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:13 PM
Author: vibrant sound barrier roommate

One wrong move. Never tell her what you did. Ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40506210)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin

Can’t i give it to her then claim she gave it to me? How would anyone prove who had it first?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40506222)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:19 PM
Author: unholy immigrant

under the bartell test court’s presume that the male gave the std to the female unless the male can prove otherwise. so you’d probably be fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40506242)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:20 PM
Author: Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin

wtf never heard of that is that a real thing? in every state?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40506249)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:21 PM
Author: unholy immigrant

it’s the majority rule but there are states that haven’t adopted it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40506257)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 6:12 AM
Author: Out-of-control Sanctuary

the oceanic law (adopted 60 degrees north of the original mason Dixon line) says that all STDs are equally split 50/50 if given by the female to male, but if male to female the wife can claim 75 percent of all belongs off the rip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40508956)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:21 PM
Author: floppy casino

Lol wtf kind of “test” is that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40506254)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 1:04 AM
Author: Chrome Dopamine Psychic

180 as fuck poast with the fake case name and everything.

This is how it's done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40508321)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:28 PM
Author: Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin

Lol, in-house has cost me my killer instinct i guess...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40510576)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 12:56 AM
Author: Provocative buck-toothed degenerate

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40525998)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 12:47 AM
Author: Pea-brained Anal Space Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#45557231)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:20 PM
Author: vibrant sound barrier roommate

You said you "just found out" though. You willing to lie under oath? If you got tested that would come out in discovery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40506253)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:22 PM
Author: Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin

about this, sure, why not if no one can prove otherwise?

(if it comes to it of course which I’m hoping won’t happen)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40506260)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:23 PM
Author: vibrant sound barrier roommate

If you got tested then ur fucked. You have actual knowledge and theres a paper trail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40506263)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:29 PM
Author: Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin

Oh, I didn’t get tested by a doctor yet. I just have sores breaking out that are identical to most pics of herpes online.

Yesterday I asked my sister in law (on the phone) point blank if she by any chance has herpes and long story short she said yes, she does. she’s a total hooer so am not surprised at all.

So as relates to this subthread, there is no paper trail. But there are these really itchy and somewhat painful sores on my dick, and I’m trying to zero in on what my practical options are for either hiding them from or explaining them to my wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40506289)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:31 PM
Author: vibrant sound barrier roommate

Either disclose or divorce. Do not give her herpes without her knowledge. Your sister in law is also a potential witness against you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40506298)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:25 PM
Author: jet incel useless brakes

get on valtrex...from what I've heard most people only have one outbreak and never have to deal with it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40507227)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:46 PM
Author: Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin

First useful reply from anyone ITT, thanks Bob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40507338)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 10:02 PM
Author: jet incel useless brakes

np, if you don't get on valtrex, it'll clear up on its own, but will take way longer. With valtrex you should be good to go within a week. Nothing to stress or worry about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40507406)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 4:53 PM
Author: carnelian rough-skinned meetinghouse chad

is it your brothers wife or your wifes sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40506079)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 4:54 PM
Author: Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin

Wife’s sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40506087)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:25 PM
Author: Spruce metal dog poop gaping

Story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40506271)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 6:14 PM
Author: Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin

She’s always been unsubtly flirty with me, and as the crowd was mostly thinned out at the end of a BBQ wife and I hosted (weekend before the fraudvirus lockdowns happened) she very drunkenly flopped down on the couch across from me (I was watching tv alone, pretty drunk myself) and started making stupid small talk as she brazenly flashed her commando pussy.

My marriage has been going downhill for a while now and even though she’s pushing 30 and has the aura of skank around her bigtime, my SiL is still basically a hotter, thinner, younger, non-shrewy version of my wife and I’d definitely jerked it to her more than once over the past decade.

After putting on this slutshow (which I’d stopped trying to pretend i didn’t notice after the first few mins) for a while, she got up and went to the fridge, then called out my name followed by a question about whether we had any more Prosecco.

I knew there were 3 bottles of Prosecco in plain sight on the top shelf, so while it took me a few drunk seconds, I was able to connect the dots at that point re: what was about to happen.

I hesitated for a moment, then looked at the big fucking grownup party mess inside and outside that my I knew my wife had no intention of cleaning at all, and went to the kitchen.

Of course once I got close enough to the fridge to point to the obvious location of the Prosecco bottles, she backed her juicy sundress-clad ass into the excruciating hardon I’d been suffering with since a minute after she’d sat down in the living room and “absentmindedly” spread her legs.

I started kissing her and kneading her tits, then started fingering her which I continued doing as we staggered into the laundry room just off the kitchen where we did various sick raw shit for the next 15-20 mins that ended with me cumming in her mouth and her swallowing.

Wife was giving our 3 year-old daughter a bath (which actually means leaving her to turn into a prune in the bath for 45 mins or more while wife plays with her cell phone in bed) while all this was going on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40506416)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 6:23 PM
Author: Crusty Puppy Clown

You fucked your wife's sister in your house while your wife and your kids were home? Just trying to make sure I understand this story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40506448)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 6:24 PM
Author: Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin

Yes. I live in a big McMansion in the exurbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40506453)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 6:26 PM
Author: Crusty Puppy Clown

Wtf, how big is your house?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40506467)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 6:34 PM
Author: Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin

4500 square feet on a 1.5 acre lot, 5BR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40506493)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 7:17 PM
Author: Crusty Puppy Clown

Hmmmmm... So I have a 2800 sq ft home, but even with 4500 sq ft, how confident were you that your wife and kids wouldn't be like "Hai Tony, what are you up tooooooo, OH MY GAWD TONY?!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40506642)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 7:29 PM
Author: Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin

See above re: bathtime.

Very well-established routine - as soon as each of our kids was old enough to (probably) not drown if left alone in the tub, she would just toss them in (hopefully wouldn’t forget to put in bath toys too) and then cuddle up in bed for an hour or so of MUCH DESERVED ME TIME which nowadays means being glued to her iPhone reading “mommy blogs” and Facebook and buying garbage on amazon.

(It used to mean nagging or haranguing me about her various and endless birdbrain insecurities and grievances back when I was dumb enough to be in the bedroom after she dropped the kid(s) in the tub, but now I know to be far far away once the water starts running.)

My other (older) kids were still playing in the yard, loaded up with sugar and burning off the high. I did consider for a second the possibility one of them would come into the kitchen for a drink or something and hear the various filthy noises emanating from the laundry room, but 1) there’s a (closer to the yard) fridge in the garage stocked with their favorite stuff and 2) as I stuck my cock into my SiL’s astonishingly wet snatch from behind (she was bent over the front of the washer) i reached out and turned the washer and also the dryer on in hopes of drowning out sound on the off chance someone wandered into the kitchen lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40506706)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 8:17 PM
Author: Amethyst masturbator

180

May as well start boning her on the reg, assuming she’s down. Sounds like your marriage was done here anyway and it’s not like you can get double herpes!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40506928)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 8:38 PM
Author: Thriller Home

It sounds like you’re a more successful and Chadly (but equally hapless and equally destined to end up pwned by life) version of spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40507028)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:22 PM
Author: Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin

Extremely harsh but incredibly fair, fml

though for the record both my sons are 100% my biological offspring and never have I ever squanched them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40507210)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:29 PM
Author: jet incel useless brakes

you get a paternity test?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40507244)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:54 PM
Author: Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin

Of course not but for numerous unassailable reasons I’m not going to go into because this “question” is irrelevant to this thread, there’s 0 chance any of my 4 kids aren’t genetically mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40507362)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 10:29 PM
Author: jet incel useless brakes

I trust your judgment. I don't have kids yet. But, I figure I'll be a paternity testmo. I'm trying to figure out how I'd go about getting paternity tests done stealthily

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40507532)



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Date: June 6th, 2021 2:11 PM
Author: Slippery son of senegal school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#42582945)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 11:20 PM
Author: Opaque deranged trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40507818)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 12:30 AM
Author: cerebral snowy cruise ship

Lmao, i was thinking as I read this “this guy is like a slightly (or not-slightly) weaker and more beta version of Heteronormative, Cisgendered Bro tp” and I still think that but your assessment is also spot on. Jfc at this place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40508188)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 1:09 AM
Author: insecure milky theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40513320)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:26 PM
Author: Crusty Puppy Clown

Can't lie, I'm impressed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40507230)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:34 PM
Author: Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin

In case it wasn’t clear or clearly-inferable, the master bedroom and the bathroom where the kids take baths are upstairs and far on the other side of the house from the kitchen and laundry room.

There was 0 chance of her hearing anything from there, and - again this is from my extensive experience - less than 1% chance of her dragging her lazy ass out of the bedroom anytime in the 30-45 minutes after I made my now-highly-regretted decision to fuck her slutty herpetic little sister’s brains out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40507271)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 10:40 PM
Author: Dashing Beta Stag Film Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40507601)



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 10:42 AM
Author: racy purple patrolman school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#47086207)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 11:57 PM
Author: cerebral snowy cruise ship

Definitely heard that in Carmela Soprano’s shrill screech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40508006)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 11:00 PM
Author: Slate Brunch

my house is 5800 sq ft and i wouldn't DREAM of doing this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40507712)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 11:05 PM
Author: Crusty Puppy Clown

My wife has a cute sis and OP's story is nuts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40507740)



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Date: November 14th, 2020 6:00 AM
Author: Fighting Cracking Whorehouse Goal In Life

both thought about it though, eh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#41363627)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 6:24 PM
Author: Razzle Plum Boistinker Pistol

lolwtf u kinda deserve it breh

ONE | WRONG | MOVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40506456)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 7:10 PM
Author: Spruce metal dog poop gaping

This is pretty hot as I’ve wanted to fuck my wifes sister under similar circumstances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40506604)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 7:22 PM
Author: Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin

Well if the opportunity ever comes along, protip: ask the slut if she has herpes first!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40506665)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 7:11 PM
Author: galvanic sable lettuce

B O L D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40506608)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 7:15 PM
Author: Crusty Puppy Clown

D A R I N G

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40506631)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 8:40 PM
Author: irate cuckold property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40507035)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:09 PM
Author: Blathering Fantasy-prone Stage Genital Piercing

High quality post, thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40507157)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 11:50 AM
Author: lascivious narrow-minded parlour

Might need to beat off to this later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40509668)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:09 PM
Author: olive cowardly sandwich national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40510484)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 8:39 PM
Author: Soggy ultramarine mental disorder electric furnace

Might need to beat off to this again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40511964)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 12:17 PM
Author: Very tactful hairy legs locus

Hngghhhhhhggghhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40515405)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 8:56 AM
Author: Exhilarant Toaster

FAP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40526975)



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Date: November 11th, 2021 5:42 AM
Author: canary big principal's office

incredible post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#43423216)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:07 PM
Author: Razzle Plum Boistinker Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#47613612)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:34 PM
Author: titillating pit

in that case ur wife probably has it too, sharefd toilet seats etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40506307)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 4:53 PM
Author: Crawly high-end hospital nowag

Cool story with zero pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40506082)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:04 PM
Author: supple market

in this case, i’ll pass on pics of a herpes infested cock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40506164)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:44 PM
Author: titillating pit

wtf have you no curiousity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40506343)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 7:18 PM
Author: Arrogant orchestra pit pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40506647)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:33 PM
Author: Impressive knife menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40507263)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 6:30 PM
Author: Wild station

Im not an expert but it could go away on its own. Don’t have sex with wife for a while.

And find Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40506484)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 7:34 PM
Author: know-it-all cordovan doctorate university

what other stories do u have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40506723)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 7:56 PM
Author: Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin

The drummer from Kings of Leon threw up on me in a bar once, then threatened to kick my ass for some unspecified reason, then drunkenly fell backwards on his butt as everyone watched with a mix of amusement and pity/contempt.

He was helped outside by what I guess was his “entourage,” one of whom came back in to apologize to me and gave me 2 crisp $100s for “dry cleaning”

Other than that and the one this thread is about, not much, I’m a pretty dull ex-biglawyer who-until recently at least - was living the ARE COUNTRY in-house dream. Fuck this whole year man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40506830)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:30 PM
Author: jet incel useless brakes

you got furloughed/laid off/ shitcanned? what happened bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40507248)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:40 PM
Author: Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin

No, I still have my jerb. I just have a shitty marriage which in theory my cunty wife now has grounds for ending with extreme prejudice if she ever finds out.

Oh, and throw in incurable herpes sores on my dick.

I meant the dream of an idyllic, prosperous and relatively carefree life that filled me with pride and satisfaction and was located as far far away from urban filth and libs as a lolyer could reasonably hope is over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40507296)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 10:35 PM
Author: jet incel useless brakes

no bro. Herpes is very treatable and you won't have to worry about it again most likely. and if on the off chance you do.. pop some anti-viral pills for five days and you'll be good as new.

As for the shitty marriage, it could be a lot a lot worse. Doesn't seem like she's cheating on you and tbf she is the mother of your four children. Just get ass on the side. Be careful not to get caught and live your life. Your description of sex with SIL makes it seem like you had a 180 time. Sometimes the cost of west gushy pussy is herpes sores for a week. Get that valtrex Rx and it'll go away. I'm sure you can get valtrex online too without a rx. But, its probably best you get the Rx.

Also, even though you for sure got it from your slut SIL. There is plausible deniability that you've been carrying it for yours and the stress from the pandemic and your marriage weakened your immune system to the point you're just now having a flare up. Don't stress... you're going to maek it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40507569)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 2:20 AM
Author: alcoholic comical abode private investor

Not that I didn’t enjoy the main flame story ITT, but I like this one about the Kings of Leon drummer more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40508601)



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Date: November 14th, 2020 6:02 AM
Author: Fighting Cracking Whorehouse Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#41363628)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 9:48 PM
Author: Soggy ultramarine mental disorder electric furnace

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40512302)



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 1:07 AM
Author: lascivious narrow-minded parlour

Hi, I’m an attorney with Crespo, Katz & McMillan, LLP. We’re based in Los Angeles, CA and Nashville, TN.

On behalf of our client Kings Of Leon, LLC we’d love to chat and learn a little more about this incident from your perspective. What’s the best number or email to reach you directly?

Email me with this information including your full name at: contact@CKMNashville.law by tomorrow at 5pm please.

Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40539421)



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Date: July 5th, 2020 9:12 AM
Author: titillating pit

two subpoenas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40549670)



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Date: February 5th, 2021 1:17 AM
Author: Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#41889539)



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Date: June 6th, 2021 1:57 PM
Author: Concupiscible Learning Disabled Center Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#42582896)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:38 PM
Author: appetizing area

great post colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40507292)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:44 PM
Author: Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin

thanks venkatesh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40507325)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:58 PM
Author: vibrant sound barrier roommate

One of the beat flame threads in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40507388)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 10:24 PM
Author: Amber talking tanning salon

I enjoyed it too, though it feels inevitable that at some point nyuug is going to show up ITT and go buckwild with autistic attention-whoring "commentary" on this whole yarn, and once that really gets rolling i'm going to pretty quickly wish the whole thing hadn't been poasted in the first place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40507502)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 10:58 PM
Author: Impressive knife menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40507698)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 11:01 PM
Author: Slate Brunch

i instinctively ignore every nyuug poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40507716)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 11:01 PM
Author: vibrant sound barrier roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40507718)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 11:06 PM
Author: Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin

if that happens i'll edit op to just be a link to that study verifying korean peepees are the tiniest in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40507749)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 11:21 PM
Author: Opaque deranged trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40507826)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 11:26 PM
Author: Crusty Puppy Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40507854)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 1:22 AM
Author: Chrome Dopamine Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40508405)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 11:47 AM
Author: boyish house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40509663)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 8:42 PM
Author: Soggy ultramarine mental disorder electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40511995)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:35 PM
Author: Blue Rebellious Parlor

He’s too busy going into every COVID and BLM thread and poasting “*leans into mic*” with apparently 0 understanding of where phrase originated or what it’s supposed to mean.

Hard to say if that’s better or worse than the sort of shit he’d typically be shitting out ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40518034)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 7:49 AM
Author: Amber talking tanning salon

sigh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40520255)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 9:45 PM
Author: appetizing area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40524811)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 2:02 AM
Author: fear-inspiring misanthropic therapy

Prescient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40526283)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 10:04 PM
Author: jade church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40531857)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 10:07 PM
Author: Shivering nofapping institution volcanic crater

Yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40531884)



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: magenta doobsian goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40539478)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 10:05 PM
Author: irradiated flickering cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40558557)



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Date: June 11th, 2022 12:42 AM
Author: laughsome senate laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#44664417)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 10:15 PM
Author: Excitant love of her life kitchen

Why does your wife’s sister hate your wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40507454)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 10:31 PM
Author: jet incel useless brakes

My guess is his wife's sister is just an enormous slut (herpes is the giveaway there) who is horny all the fucking time. If Tony plays his cards right.. he can be in that cunnis on a regular basis with very little chance of blowback. SIL is a slut and not out to get her sister. Or maybe she is, who gives a fuck. He can deny it. Everyone in the family probably knows SIL's reputation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40507546)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 10:57 PM
Author: Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin

If this was done out of hate, it's prob because wife got HER MASTERS, had a prestigious career going for a few years then locked down a quality* husband, moved into a big house, quit working, had 4 kids, etc.

(*not that I consider myself any incredible catch, especially now that I’m officially a cheater AND an STD-carrier, but tbf I am at least slightly above-median on the key physical metrics like height/face/fitness, always have made good and upwardly-trending $, and perhaps most importantly my sperm demonstrably works like gangbusters)

Whereas she (SiL) basically partied her 20s away (she turns 29 next week), actively sought out low-responsibility shitjobs which she always quit after a year or less, rode the cock carousel nonstop but never had anything remotely resembling a "relationship," that might make her even start developing wife-able traits, etc.

So she's been jealous of her older sister for a while now, but I'm pretty sure has been holding on to the certainty that some dream prince/husband and jerb would swoop out of the sky and rescue her from the hedonistic hamster wheel.

Now it's just starting to sink in for her that nothing of the sort is going to happen, nor is she going magically "turn it around" and unlearn all her dysfunctional party slut mental & physical habits, or start developing the career skills & networks she should have been developing a decade ago.

While they're cordial enough to each other in person and in some dysfunctional way still seem to love each other, it's definitely a yuge source of resentment for my SiL that she and my wife started with the same (substantial - very rich parents) advantages but wife is SAHM-raising a big family in a big house while she still makes $45K at some low-level "nonprofit," rents a shitapartment in the city, still needs to beg daddy for $ every few months, and her romantic future is basically a yawning, infinite hallway with dating-app cocks haphazardly sticking out from the walls like coathooks of various sizes, shapes and colors.

So if there's a hate-based reason she finally saw and capitalized on her chance to extract and enjoy a mouthful of my jizz (and POZ me w/herpes to boot!), that would have to be it right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40507691)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 11:15 PM
Author: Trip Marketing Idea

Fyi the slut is gonna tell ur wife at a very inopportune time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40507802)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 1:37 AM
Author: Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin

Yeah I’ve been viewing this as a likely if not certain outcome since the awful hungover morning after it happened.

However, given her track record of lying to my wife and others about major things (and being caught in the lie sooner or later of course) I’d say it’s 50/50 at best my wife would even consider believing her if I vehemently denied it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40508479)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 8:01 PM
Author: Spruce metal dog poop gaping

Deny and never ever look back. Unless that herp stays. Then she can just say she gave it to you and tell you to drop trou right there lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40518153)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:20 PM
Author: Self-centered curious library pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40524989)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: glassy talented public bath

this is guaranteed. also "perhaps most importantly my sperm demonstrably works like gangbusters)"

he got her pregnant or at least that has to be the next installment of this flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40531742)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 11:16 PM
Author: Opaque deranged trailer park

lmao at the coathooks analogy, gonna use that at next available opportunity IRL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40507807)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 12:13 AM
Author: cerebral snowy cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40508091)



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Date: July 5th, 2020 2:43 AM
Author: drunken location internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40549260)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 11:22 PM
Author: Slate Brunch

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40507831)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 1:25 AM
Author: Chrome Dopamine Psychic

You're killing it ITT buddy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40508417)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 4:30 AM
Author: Geriatric Azure Pisswyrm Gas Station

Women are garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40508802)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 6:44 AM
Author: titillating pit

ty

i like it here btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40508977)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: lascivious narrow-minded parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40509654)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 2:09 PM
Author: soul-stirring theater stage wrinkle

"her romantic future is basically a yawning, infinite hallway with dating-app cocks haphazardly sticking out from the walls like coathooks of various sizes, shapes and colors."

*Stands up and salutes you*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40510222)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 2:40 PM
Author: Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin

*salutes back* You are one of my favorite poasters and a role model in certain ways.

As someone upthread pointed out, there seem to be some fundamental similarities between our lives, though you have the strength or whatever it is to hold it all together and not do dumb shit like I did here that puts it all at risk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40510364)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 7:58 PM
Author: soul-stirring theater stage wrinkle

Hey brother ty and accidents happen. My suggestion is to get tested quickly. I had something like this pop up not long after we got married and I thought I had an std too. Turns out it was an ingrown hair. Real glad I didn't freak out and tell my wife I thought it was herpes lol.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40511798)



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 1:01 AM
Author: Maniacal Grizzly Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40539405)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: gabagool brazhole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49330089)



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Date: November 11th, 2021 5:47 AM
Author: canary big principal's office

this is a breathtakingly good post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#43423217)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 11:05 PM
Author: Electric Hyperactive Boltzmann

I would gladly get herpes if i could do this to my SIL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40507738)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 11:08 PM
Author: floppy casino

(Ryan Giggs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40507762)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 11:10 PM
Author: salmon cocky mad cow disease stage

Gonna need the *not flame* tag on this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40507769)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 1:02 AM
Author: Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin

Ok, not flame.... did I do that right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40508316)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 1:05 AM
Author: Violent den

could any of the jizz gone in her pussy and made her pregnant with ur super sperm?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40508325)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 1:15 AM
Author: Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin

I don’t think so, I pulled out once I felt the first twinge of the cumshot countdown.

At this point she had just returned to sanity from orgasm #3 and knew exactly what to do, which was (again, if it wasn’t clear previously, total fucking whore) deepthroat me to completion.

This took about 2 mins so it seems unlikely any live rounds were fired while I was fucking her pussy over (and on) the washing machine.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40508370)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 1:28 AM
Author: know-it-all cordovan doctorate university

did she make a lot of noise?

still seems really risky to bang her in the same house as ur wife and kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40508426)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 1:44 AM
Author: Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin

Yes, though I was constantly telling her to keep it the fuck down as she navigated the peaks and valleys of her multiple orgasms.

Even put my hand over her mouth at one point, and ended up with bite marks on two of my fingers that didn’t go away for nearly a week.

I can’t deny this was risky by nature, but as I tried to describe to TMF upthread (and was the only reason I went ahead with this ultimately horrible idea) I had “good” reason to accept the actual risk level given the layout of my home, known locations of my wife and kids, and other context.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40508502)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 2:24 AM
Author: jet incel useless brakes

you eat SIL's pussy out? She came three times just from your animal style pumping? you a hung girthymo or is SIL hyper orgasmic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40508615)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 2:46 AM
Author: Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin

That’s a heavy barrage of questions brother.

Answers are (not in corresponding or any other kind of order, guess for yourself which applies to which):

Yes, yes, sort of, no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40508647)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 6:45 AM
Author: titillating pit

she didn't come because of him, exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40508978)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 11:58 AM
Author: lascivious narrow-minded parlour

A petulant, cock-craving nympho like this SiL character is definitely on the pill and probably does other things (intentional or not) that reduce or eliminate her chances of getting pregnant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40509692)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:19 PM
Author: Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin

Maybe - reminds me of a “funny” story, another time when she was over at our place she said her car was making a weird clunking noise on the way over and could I pleeeeease fix it teehee???

I can change a tire and oil and wiper blades, but beyond that don’t know any more about car shit than the next guy. But my wife shot me this sort of “do it as a favor to me...” look of pity, so I agreed to at least hear the noise for myself so i could maybe advise her what to tell a real mechanic, and asked for the keys so I could drive it around the block.

The car was an absolute disgusting mess inside, tons of straight up garbage (like dirty salad takeout containers, about 20 empty La Croix cans, open bottles of weird makeup, a thick carpet of crumbs under both front seats, and papers of all kinds strewn on all the seats.... INCLUDING, drumroll, the uh, “receipt” or whatever you call the paperwork you get when you leave an abortion clinic that documents “services rendered.”

It was dated two days earlier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40510531)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:30 PM
Author: Violent den

was the clunking the 2nd trimester fetus in the trunk?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40510586)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 4:01 PM
Author: Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin

It turned out she’d somehow run over an artificial Christmas tree and it was all tangled up in the front axle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40510704)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 4:34 PM
Author: titillating pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40510864)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 6:56 PM
Author: Primrose Twisted Prole

Lol why do we let women drive at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40511509)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: motley partner

(evan39 alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40513132)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:24 PM
Author: Razzle Plum Boistinker Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40517986)



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Date: September 17th, 2020 12:18 AM
Author: stirring ruddy tattoo

been loling at this for 5 mins now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40933261)



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Date: November 26th, 2020 3:04 AM
Author: aromatic fishy really tough guy hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#41439157)



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Date: August 3rd, 2023 11:30 PM
Author: Shivering nofapping institution volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#46627822)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 2:36 AM
Author: Saffron Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40520011)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 5:20 PM
Author: walnut chapel

God has to be fed up with this TTT world... I bet He’s gearing up for Noah’s Ark II - a fresh start and a second chance for humanity.

Hope it works since we won’t be around to see it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40511084)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 11:15 PM
Author: Soggy ultramarine mental disorder electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40532312)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 12:04 PM
Author: Big-titted Garrison

I just read this thread and its pretty 180 and depressing at the same time brother - but I urge you to think before you do anything too quickly.

First I would definitely get an anonymous STD test that costs like $200 or so before you do anything. You can set one of those up online fairly easy and go to a nearby Labcorp. I know because I had a scare a couple years ago and I'm pretty prone to anxiety so the few hundred bucks was way better than waiting like a week or two in agonizing, paralyzing fear for your regular doctors appointment. They don't get tied to your medical record at all - I know this for a fact.

Second of all, it may not even be an STD at all. You can get rashes or other skin conditions on parts of your body for numerous reasons. Could have been an allergic reaction to a chemical or makeup the SiL was wearing, could be many things, a psychosomatic rash caused by anxiety due to the guilt included.

Third, if I remember right the biology of HSV is as such is that it can stay latent for years or decades sometimes - so it would be fairly difficult to prove conclusively I think in a court of law unless your slut SiL starts flapping her fucking gums. You fucked up there no doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40509714)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin

Thx refunk, you’re always clutch w DAT ACTIONABLE AND SPECIFIC INFO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40510472)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 12:09 PM
Author: cerise stead coldplay fan

Do you love your wife?

180 content creation for sure here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40509731)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 2:32 PM
Author: Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin

She’s a fundamentally good person, though seems to be moving towards a state where she does the bare minimum in the various important areas of life... which in and of itself is not a problem as far as I’m concerned, but she seems unaware (or is playing unaware) that “someone” is going to have to pick up her slack as she winds down her effort levels.

Good (great) example of this is the giant mess at the end of our BBQ... 5-7 years ago, she would have been on that shit the second the grills were off and the place would have been spotless by bedtime. But now.... she just swallowed the last bite of her second slice of pie, burped silently, said bye to the handful of people still left, grabbed our 3 y/o (who seemed to want to keep hanging out by the firepit) and waddled upstairs for IPHONE TIME aka “bath time” for the kid. She of course didn’t come back downstairs that night.

Not sure if this answers your question, everyone has their own definition of love.

If given the magic-wand choice today / right now to either end the marriage painlessly (for everyone) or guarantee it would last til death do us part at the current level of happiness, I’d pick the second option. Does that help?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40510327)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:27 PM
Author: titillating pit

smartphones are a disaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40510569)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:32 PM
Author: Violent den

my wife is on hers constantly and yet still complains about having to “look after the kids” when all it entails is her having to be in the same physical room browsing facebook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40510594)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:33 PM
Author: Electric Hyperactive Boltzmann

This poast is toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40510603)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 1:53 AM
Author: Blue Rebellious Parlor

this is every so-called "mother" in 2020, really scary to think about how this generation of young kids is going to turn out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40513537)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 2:00 PM
Author: indecent crystalline box office

the storytelling ITT is almost too good to make it believable. share some pics with face blurred out? bonus points for bikini or slutty outfit pics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40510181)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 8:29 PM
Author: know-it-all cordovan doctorate university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40511925)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 12:15 AM
Author: motley partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40513129)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 12:55 AM
Author: magenta doobsian goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40525994)



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Date: July 2nd, 2020 10:31 PM
Author: razzmatazz cobalt crackhouse associate

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4574291&mc=63&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40538486)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 1:27 AM
Author: indigo juggernaut native

how does anyone who bangs chicks raw NOT have herpes? it's like HPV. everyone has it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40513397)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 1:32 AM
Author: effete cyan newt state

No woman has ever done an Indecent Proposal type pussy flash to me. Must have been a peak experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40513424)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 5:45 PM
Author: indecent crystalline box office

girl did this to me with her sweet cameltoe freshman year of HS and I froze up like a lil bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40517488)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 8:01 PM
Author: effete cyan newt state

The best I got was I walked up to two girls in gym sophomore year of HS who were giggling and kinda hiding from everyone. I asked them what was so funny, and the hot one said “should I show him?” The other said “you’re so bad.” Then she pulled her gym shorts forward and showed me here freshly shaven vulva

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40518147)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:41 PM
Author: Crusty Puppy Clown

Basic instinct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40518058)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:43 PM
Author: Chrome Dopamine Psychic

Yeah Indecent Proposal is when a guy offers you $$$ to fuck your wife. The reference has largely lost its significance here given that it's what xo poasters do on the regular, just with money changing hands in the opposite direction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40518071)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:58 PM
Author: effete cyan newt state

Yeah, that one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40518133)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:05 AM
Author: Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin

Not saying you’re wrong but I can think of a few other things in my life I’d sooner call a “peak experience.”

But it was definitely a profound moment of clarity, in which a lot of hunches and guesses and wishes (not just about my dirty whore sister-in-law but also about life in general) that had been eating away at my brain and soul for years and decades with their horrible razorteeth of uncertainty, were answered and vindicated all at once.

Or to put it another way, seeing that very intentionally-presented coinslot, recently shaved but framed that enchanted evening by a perfectly feminine 6-day shadow, filled me with the same feeling I felt aged 8 on the 4th of July, not even realizing I’d dropped my half-eaten popsicle to the fresh asphalt as i stared in awe at the fireworks finale.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40519733)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:26 AM
Author: Outnumbered shrine

https://youtu.be/y1taQl-wOmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40519811)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:53 AM
Author: Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40519895)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:27 AM
Author: effete cyan newt state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40519815)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 10:10 PM
Author: effete cyan newt state

What are the chances you’d ever fuck your wife again if you didn’t force the issue?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40518873)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:02 AM
Author: Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin

99%, we still fuck at least once every 4-6 weeks and while I expect that to decrease progressively as time marches on, if the question right now is “ever again?” that’s even money

(assuming my savage railing of her sister and / or having copped dat herp as a consequence doesn’t lead to divorce before Labor Day...)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40519725)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:32 AM
Author: effete cyan newt state

I have an answer, but I’m not sure you’ll like it: cock sleeve.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40519823)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:45 AM
Author: Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin

With the disclaimer that I am not claiming to be Yann Perrod or anything close:

Whatever her reasons are to continue on the frigid ova-fizzling death march she appears to be on, my cock size is low or not at all on the list.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40519868)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:46 AM
Author: effete cyan newt state

Sell it. You want her to cum buckets from an intense mix of pleasure and pain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40519872)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: Disrespectful Point

not even a single pic in this thread. great thread bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40519857)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:46 AM
Author: Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin

Active links to any pics you’ve ever poasted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40519869)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:55 AM
Author: Disrespectful Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40519901)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:57 AM
Author: Vigorous turdskin

What the fuck is that supposed to be lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40519911)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:58 AM
Author: Disrespectful Point

me GAPING the tiny pink dick OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40519917)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 2:01 AM
Author: Vigorous turdskin

Link to the thread where you originally poasted this weird stalker creepshot of what appears to be a tranny?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40519926)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 2:03 AM
Author: Disrespectful Point

shitmodded. you can blame your insane cumskin brethren for that, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40519931)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 2:07 AM
Author: Disrespectful Point

TPD OP DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40519940)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 2:10 AM
Author: Disrespectful Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40519951)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 2:12 AM
Author: Disrespectful Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40519961)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 2:15 AM
Author: Disrespectful Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40519973)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 2:19 AM
Author: effete cyan newt state

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&mc=166&forum_id=2#40507502

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40519981)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 2:20 AM
Author: Disrespectful Point

OP calls me out, gets GAPED, scurries away like the bitchmade fag he is

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40519983)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 2:24 AM
Author: Disrespectful Point

i call him out - dummy OP literally rushes into this thread 5 minutes after said callout

i destroy his asshole and he goes MIA for 30+ minutes

LOLLERCAUST@ how hard this retarded OP fuck got gaped ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40519994)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 3:01 AM
Author: Disrespectful Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40520040)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: Disrespectful Point

Day 1...no movement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40524769)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 9:45 PM
Author: Geriatric Azure Pisswyrm Gas Station

What the fuck are you babbling about you 85 IQ nip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40524807)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 10:10 PM
Author: Disrespectful Point

DELETED OP! NYUUG WINS! 1800000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40531900)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 2:27 AM
Author: Disrespectful Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40520000)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 2:31 AM
Author: Disrespectful Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40520006)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 2:33 AM
Author: Disrespectful Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40520007)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 2:42 AM
Author: Disrespectful Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40520019)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 2:19 AM
Author: Disrespectful Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40519980)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 7:50 AM
Author: Amber talking tanning salon

something is seriously wrong with you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40520259)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:44 AM
Author: vibrant sound barrier roommate

Why are people still treating this thread like it’s not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40519865)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:50 AM
Author: Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin

Idk ask the other pumos next time you’re back at the clubhouse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40519888)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: Dark Gaped Resort

Calling flame is incredibly bitchass and is very detrimental to the board, in short: kill urself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40524976)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 7:37 AM
Author: titillating pit

cr if its flame who cares

the OP is literally named tony ravioli

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40526799)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:56 PM
Author: Disrespectful Point

op is the same dummy as the "ross, new day, new poaster" guy. theres like 1 or 2 guys in this weird clique that posts similar stupid shit all day

Op was terrible flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40525194)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 11:09 PM
Author: Crusty Puppy Clown

You never post interesting or entertaining shit and just spam the board all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40525271)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 12:54 AM
Author: magenta doobsian goyim

GAPEGAPEGAPE

when TMF calls you boring and there's even a chance he might be right you're really and truly fucking DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40525982)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 12:56 AM
Author: Disrespectful Point

except when i sexthread, i ALWAYS deliver, unlike this retarded OP fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40526000)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:05 AM
Author: Crusty Puppy Clown

This is an example of why you're so boring and irrelevant. No one cares about the latest 6 you fucked or whatever. It isn't interesting or entertaining. The OP was actually amusing and entertaining to us and we don't need stupid pics or other peacock BS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40526039)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:10 AM
Author: Disrespectful Point

(guy who thinks hetero cismales would rather read text about fucking instead of seeing actual pictures)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40526063)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:16 AM
Author: magenta doobsian goyim

whenever i make the mistake of clicking on one of your autistic gookbot virgin threads, i always see blank posts that allegedly contained "pictures" for about 5 minutes that you quickly deleted, presumably because (if they were ever there to begin with) you were afraid of getting caught making shit up and/or getting arrested.

you're a pathetic, short, poor, ugly asian loser and always will be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40526087)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:22 AM
Author: Disrespectful Point

lollercausting HARD@ this irate cumskin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40526115)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:25 AM
Author: magenta doobsian goyim

(pathetic, short, poor, ugly asian loser who can't stand up for himself)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40526132)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:26 AM
Author: Disrespectful Point

i will continue to fuck your women and post them here. dont be mad at korean alpha getting more pussy than you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40526139)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:27 AM
Author: magenta doobsian goyim

post what where? link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40526141)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:28 AM
Author: Disrespectful Point

be sure to catch my next white girl fuck thread

i post from 9am to 6pm seoul time

love you bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40526146)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:34 AM
Author: magenta doobsian goyim

(dishonest gook loser)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40526167)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:35 AM
Author: Disrespectful Point

nothing madder than white boys seeing proof pics of their women getting fucked by big korean cock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40526174)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:36 AM
Author: magenta doobsian goyim

anyone who has actually seen a pic poasted by wang chang here verifying what "he" is claiming above blank bump this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40526181)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:38 AM
Author: Disrespectful Point

WHYSOSERIOUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40526189)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:40 AM
Author: magenta doobsian goyim

Day 1... no movement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40526198)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: Disrespectful Point

at some point the smart trolls will realize you can't out-troll the king of trolls

i enjoy every minute of this, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40526202)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:45 AM
Author: magenta doobsian goyim

you enjoy every minute of this because every other minute of your life has been, is, and will be a miserable, pathetic joke.

you're physically repulsive, untalented and unaccomplished, you bring shame on your family, and you're a coward with no country.

God put you into the world to be an ultimate wretched freak serving as a cautionary tale for the rest of us.

xoxohth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40526222)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:51 AM
Author: Disrespectful Point

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40526245)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 10:11 PM
Author: Shivering nofapping institution volcanic crater

nyuug it’s frankly unbelievable you haven’t killed yourself at this point, and I’d put a $100K wager down right now you will in the next 20 years if something else doesn’t put you out of your misery first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40531908)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 10:12 PM
Author: Disrespectful Point

180000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40531910)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 10:14 PM
Author: Shivering nofapping institution volcanic crater

Day 2... no movement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40531919)



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 1:19 AM
Author: magenta doobsian goyim

Day 3... no movement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40539470)



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 1:22 AM
Author: Disrespectful Point

OP will eventually post a pic of this girl any day now!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40539484)



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 1:25 AM
Author: magenta doobsian goyim

link to any thread you’ve ever poasted with active links to pics?

or are you just going to keep bumping this thread where your kimchi pipe was turned into an outflow sewer main for all to see?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40539489)



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 1:27 AM
Author: Disrespectful Point

they see me WGWAGin, they hatin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40539503)



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 1:31 AM
Author: magenta doobsian goyim

that’s the problem my little yellow friend, we don’t see it. post pics and leave them up for more than 24hrs or stfu.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40539510)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:19 AM
Author: Crusty Puppy Clown

If we wanted porn we would watch porn. No one cares about your pics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40526098)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:22 AM
Author: Disrespectful Point

oh u mad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40526116)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: Out-of-control Sanctuary

you are such a lame Jesus bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40526214)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 9:42 PM
Author: Disrespectful Point

SAME DUMMIES NOW CLAIMING THREADS SUCK WITHOUT PICS

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4574447&forum_id=2#40530050

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40531657)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 11:09 PM
Author: Crusty Puppy Clown

It is entertaining. This is like calling flame on Johnsmeyer threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40525278)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:46 AM
Author: Topaz vivacious cuckoldry locale

different. unless this is actually johnsmeyer, this one seems pretty plausible. either way sure getting stuck on the potential "flame" part is a vice and detracts from the fun of the give and take.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40526227)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:48 AM
Author: impertinent theatre

makes me feel good about my sugar babbys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40526233)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:49 AM
Author: Wonderful pale karate

in a thread full of gems, the line about the Prosecco was somehow the most memorable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40526237)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 9:20 PM
Author: Smoky Double Fault Indian Lodge

Which, there were a few

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40531531)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 9:21 PM
Author: titillating pit

classic tony ravioli detail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40531540)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 2:16 AM
Author: Misunderstood sneaky criminal lodge

ljl at how thoroughly nyuug got fucking destroyed ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40526316)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 2:19 AM
Author: Topaz vivacious cuckoldry locale

with nyuug it's always the tinder/whore spreadsheet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40526324)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 6:07 AM
Author: harsh half-breed

go away spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40526707)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 7:38 AM
Author: titillating pit

why does anyone engage with him, ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40526803)



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Date: July 5th, 2020 4:20 PM
Author: Crusty Puppy Clown

Most of his posts get ignored but sometimes people can't help but point out what a shithead he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40551107)



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Date: July 5th, 2020 4:21 PM
Author: Crusty Puppy Clown

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40551110)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 7:13 PM
Author: Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin

Nothing really. Been generally more depressed and have suicidal ideations for the first time since undergrad, but that’s only partially due to this situation.

Sores mostly went away, if they come back I’ll get the anonymous walk-in lab test someone upthread suggested. If wife wants to fuck and on the off chance I do too at the same time, sure why not. If this is dat herp and she gets it IDGAF.

Other than that... I dunno as far as updates. I’m gay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40557680)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 10:04 PM
Author: Crusty Puppy Clown

You don't seem very gay. Unless the sister started out as her brother or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40558552)



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Date: October 3rd, 2020 1:06 AM
Author: Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#41037823)



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Date: October 3rd, 2020 11:44 PM
Author: passionate mischievous rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#41042853)



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Date: November 13th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: spectacular costumed rehab pervert

Hope there’s a Thanksgiving sequel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#41358618)



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Date: November 13th, 2020 1:11 PM
Author: magical contagious hissy fit

SiL at Thanksgiving table, making inappropriate stuffing jokes after 5 glasses of wine while airing out herpes-infected cooch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#41358830)



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Date: November 14th, 2020 3:09 AM
Author: Excitant love of her life kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#41363493)



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Date: November 13th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: stimulating national

Can someone bump that thread about the handy at the BBQ. I want to read the twist ending again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#41358839)



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Date: November 14th, 2020 3:00 AM
Author: Heady toilet seat legal warrant

Bump it yourself you lazy libfaggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#41363485)



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Date: November 14th, 2020 5:45 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy factory reset button

Can’t believe I missed this thread before. 180 content.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#41363605)



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Date: November 14th, 2020 6:40 AM
Author: Fighting Cracking Whorehouse Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#41363643)



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Date: November 14th, 2020 6:44 AM
Author: Fighting Cracking Whorehouse Goal In Life

My 10 year younger SIL might move in with us for a while...

If evil exists it would be a threesome with SIL and Perky Parisienne Mistress jfc [- -]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#41363644)



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Date: May 30th, 2021 12:20 AM
Author: Smoky Double Fault Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#42543330)



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Date: November 11th, 2021 2:57 AM
Author: spectacular costumed rehab pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#43423076)



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Date: June 11th, 2022 12:41 AM
Author: pink self-absorbed death wish

I need an update on the current state of OP's marriage STAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#44664415)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 1:26 AM
Author: Mind-boggling blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#45557333)



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Date: March 24th, 2023 4:00 PM
Author: pink self-absorbed death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#46092795)



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Date: March 24th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: Drab Diverse Community Account Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#46092803)



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Date: March 24th, 2023 4:12 PM
Author: Mind-boggling blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#46092869)



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Date: March 24th, 2023 6:22 PM
Author: Razzle Plum Boistinker Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#46093365)



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Date: November 26th, 2022 1:01 AM
Author: White lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#45545491)



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Date: March 24th, 2023 6:43 PM
Author: bistre headpube becky

I would love an update on this. This is many a bro's fantasy to fuck their slutty sister in law but there's always that whisper of "this will blow up your life" that keeps you in check. Wonder what happened in this case.

Here's my best guess just extrapolating: He had mind-blowing sex with the SiL several more times. It eventually came out. His marriage was already heading toward a divorce and this was the needle that broke the camel's back. The divorce happened. He and the SiL decided to break things off sometime as the divorce was happening because she met a chad and it was no longer some forbidden passion shit but they are still "friends" which means he's always a backup option if the (ex)-SiL's latest relationship goes to shit, but it'll never be anything serious. He's currently a single dad with a broken marriage and child support payments. How close am I.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#46093417)



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Date: April 25th, 2023 12:24 AM
Author: Brindle histrionic place of business foreskin

OP here. It’s sort of like the whole thing never happened at this point which I guess from my end is 180 as fuck

-yes I did get herpes as since confirmed by a doctor, but it has not been seen since early 2021 and according to doctor good chance it will never be seen again

-this remains the one and only time i fucked my SiL. she is in grad school now 1250 miles away for some bullshit and supposedly has joined the Catholic Church lmao

-marriage still sucks, has gradually and slowly decayed further along the lines of my earlier descriptions ITT. but we are still together, kids are 180, and afaik my wife still knows nothing of this fiasco.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#46235894)



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Date: April 25th, 2023 1:33 AM
Author: Mind-boggling blood rage

How have you not given herpes to your wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#46236001)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Diamond Dallas Trump

they both have asymptomatic herpes now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49330054)



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Date: April 25th, 2023 9:37 AM
Author: Exhilarant Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#46236422)



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Date: August 3rd, 2023 11:17 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Demanding Windowlicker Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#46627778)



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Date: August 3rd, 2023 11:28 PM
Author: Shivering nofapping institution volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#46627818)



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 9:20 AM
Author: multi-colored business firm

GOAT SiL thread imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#47085936)



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Date: February 29th, 2024 9:34 AM
Author: pink self-absorbed death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#47450245)



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Date: November 27th, 2024 1:05 PM
Author: Razzle Plum Boistinker Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48387277)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: gabagool brazhole

Bumping for that idiot who ran the lazy Alicia Silverstone flame today.

while this does not involve an A-list celebrity it is still a masterclass in how to write and develop a sex-related tale.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49330026)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Diamond Dallas Trump

need to bump the columbus day thread too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49330056)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: gabagool brazhole

Yes that one is the all-time GOAT. Almost in a class by itself.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49330058)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: seek christ ((zurich is stained))

i d0on't remember this one. pls bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49330067)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: gabagool brazhole

I just did. Subj line is something about swiping on sister on tinder and it has 800+ posts

Op was A Game of " (inches) tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49330074)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: seek christ ((zurich is stained))

oh man, i remember that one now. classic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49330081)