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Materialists (2025) is a 180 movie

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her...
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Women are 180
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but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perf...
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  11/29/25
Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.
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if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?
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Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income,...
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jesus talk about a crime against women
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holy shit not flame
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  11/29/25
Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit
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checked it out because of this post. actually not as terribl...
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  11/29/25
It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrin...
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Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if ...
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what happened champ? your "Woman" having second th...
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No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this ...
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wasnt this movie written by AI?
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https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660
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I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or fu...
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I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and br...
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lol, not flame
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Short guys really shouldn't watch this
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"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.
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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: passionate university tattoo

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her clients are pushing 40, desperate to marry, but will not settle for anyone under 6 feet, $500k salary, white.

Johnson falls in love with Pedro Pascal, a swarthy private equity advisor. They get serious and are about to take a month-long trip to Iceland when she discovers that he got leg lengthening surgery and he’s actually only 5’6”, not 6’. She immediately breaks up with him and goes back to Chad, played by Captain America. Chad is a poor amateur actor but he is Tall.

The end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49469488)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:17 AM
Author: rebellious thriller deer antler den

Women are 180

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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: submissive principal's office pocket flask



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: rebellious thriller deer antler den



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Rambunctious generalized bond hospital



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: rebellious thriller deer antler den



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Cerise Meetinghouse

but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perfect match on paper may in fact turn out to be a date raper

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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:50 AM
Author: passionate university tattoo

Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.

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Date: November 29th, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: submissive principal's office pocket flask



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: translucent lascivious office

if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?

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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: passionate university tattoo

Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income, and was just a poor short raper.

100% not flame btw this movie rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49470250)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: translucent lascivious office

jesus talk about a crime against women

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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: pearly soggy hunting ground

holy shit not flame

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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Federal amethyst idea he suggested

Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49470236)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: Bisexual Alcoholic Ratface

checked it out because of this post. actually not as terrible as i expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49469595)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: passionate university tattoo

It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrina-era rom coms of the 90s. Just way more about being Tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49469819)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Glittery awkward preventive strike site

Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if anything. I wish Roossy were still alive to write about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49469825)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: wild newt

what happened champ? your "Woman" having second thoughts? haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49469857)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Glittery awkward preventive strike site

No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this with a Woman is like watching HBO with your mom and people start saying Fuck or having sex in random scenes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49469858)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: translucent lascivious office



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Odious public bath background story

wasnt this movie written by AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49469901)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Cerise Meetinghouse

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660

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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: poppy abode incel

I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or funny or entertaining, like as if just reading some memes from middle aged shutins. I rate it F.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49470272)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: Cerise Meetinghouse

I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and branded as a romcom. There is literally not a single laff anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49470755)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: flickering gay wizard half-breed



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: violet hideous black woman

lol, not flame

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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: nudist boiling water gaming laptop

Short guys really shouldn't watch this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49482613)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: soul-stirring sinister garrison internal respiration

"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49482631)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Adventurous canary fat ankles mood



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Dead maroon library dopamine

Approved

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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: submissive principal's office pocket flask

Is this XO approved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49490030)



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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: passionate university tattoo

It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we’re getting, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49490766)