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Materialists (2025) is a 180 movie

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her...
hairraiser boiling water
  11/29/25
Women are 180
Fishy National Security Agency Reading Party
  11/29/25
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tan insanely creepy gunner tattoo
  11/29/25
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Fishy National Security Agency Reading Party
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yellow violent base
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Fishy National Security Agency Reading Party
  11/29/25
but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perf...
lavender cuck lettuce
  11/29/25
Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.
hairraiser boiling water
  11/29/25
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tan insanely creepy gunner tattoo
  11/29/25
if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?
supple headpube old irish cottage
  11/29/25
Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income,...
hairraiser boiling water
  11/29/25
jesus talk about a crime against women
supple headpube old irish cottage
  11/29/25
holy shit not flame
contagious theatre
  11/29/25
Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit
zippy thriller locale gaming laptop
  11/29/25
checked it out because of this post. actually not as terribl...
exhilarant jewess kitty
  11/29/25
It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrin...
hairraiser boiling water
  11/29/25
Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if ...
180 french library
  11/29/25
what happened champ? your "Woman" having second th...
Charcoal candlestick maker halford
  11/29/25
No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this ...
180 french library
  11/29/25
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supple headpube old irish cottage
  11/29/25
wasnt this movie written by AI?
Dun range
  11/29/25
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660
lavender cuck lettuce
  11/29/25
I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or fu...
Concupiscible flushed national factory reset button
  11/29/25
I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and br...
lavender cuck lettuce
  11/29/25
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Fragrant Clear Crackhouse Famous Landscape Painting
  12/06/25
lol, not flame
bateful abusive roast beef garrison
  11/29/25
Short guys really shouldn't watch this
Orange laughsome quadroon
  12/04/25
"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.
House-broken Self-absorbed Bawdyhouse Dragon
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Domesticated Principal's Office Elastic Band
  12/04/25
Approved
idiotic resort karate
  12/06/25
Is this XO approved?
tan insanely creepy gunner tattoo
  12/06/25
It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we&rsqu...
hairraiser boiling water
  12/07/25


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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: hairraiser boiling water

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her clients are pushing 40, desperate to marry, but will not settle for anyone under 6 feet, $500k salary, white.

Johnson falls in love with Pedro Pascal, a swarthy private equity advisor. They get serious and are about to take a month-long trip to Iceland when she discovers that he got leg lengthening surgery and he’s actually only 5’6”, not 6’. She immediately breaks up with him and goes back to Chad, played by Captain America. Chad is a poor amateur actor but he is Tall.

The end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49469488)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:17 AM
Author: Fishy National Security Agency Reading Party

Women are 180

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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: tan insanely creepy gunner tattoo



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Fishy National Security Agency Reading Party



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: yellow violent base



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Fishy National Security Agency Reading Party



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: lavender cuck lettuce

but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perfect match on paper may in fact turn out to be a date raper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49469514)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:50 AM
Author: hairraiser boiling water

Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49469521)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: tan insanely creepy gunner tattoo



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: supple headpube old irish cottage

if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49469904)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: hairraiser boiling water

Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income, and was just a poor short raper.

100% not flame btw this movie rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49470250)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: supple headpube old irish cottage

jesus talk about a crime against women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49470990)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: contagious theatre

holy shit not flame

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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: zippy thriller locale gaming laptop

Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49470236)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: exhilarant jewess kitty

checked it out because of this post. actually not as terrible as i expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49469595)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: hairraiser boiling water

It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrina-era rom coms of the 90s. Just way more about being Tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49469819)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: 180 french library

Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if anything. I wish Roossy were still alive to write about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49469825)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Charcoal candlestick maker halford

what happened champ? your "Woman" having second thoughts? haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49469857)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: 180 french library

No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this with a Woman is like watching HBO with your mom and people start saying Fuck or having sex in random scenes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49469858)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: supple headpube old irish cottage



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Dun range

wasnt this movie written by AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49469901)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: lavender cuck lettuce

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49470197)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Concupiscible flushed national factory reset button

I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or funny or entertaining, like as if just reading some memes from middle aged shutins. I rate it F.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49470272)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: lavender cuck lettuce

I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and branded as a romcom. There is literally not a single laff anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49470755)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: Fragrant Clear Crackhouse Famous Landscape Painting



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: bateful abusive roast beef garrison

lol, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49470281)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: Orange laughsome quadroon

Short guys really shouldn't watch this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49482613)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: House-broken Self-absorbed Bawdyhouse Dragon

"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49482631)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Domesticated Principal's Office Elastic Band



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: idiotic resort karate

Approved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49490026)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: tan insanely creepy gunner tattoo

Is this XO approved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49490030)



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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: hairraiser boiling water

It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we’re getting, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49490766)