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Date: November 9th, 2024 9:37 AM Author: hilarious multi-colored area patrolman It was near closing, the kind of quiet that makes you notice every little sound. I was restocking frozen peas when he walked in—tall, confident, wearing a perfectly-fitted hoodie. Chad.
“Hey, man,” he said, smiling. “You know where the protein powder is?” His voice was smooth, effortless, like he belonged anywhere he went.
I pointed him to aisle 5, and as he turned to leave, he said, “Thanks, bro.” Bro.
I stood there for a moment, letting it sink in. I knew it didn’t mean anything, but I wanted it to. I imagined Chad lingering, asking about my day, maybe laughing at one of my bad jokes. But he didn’t. He just walked away.
Finished my shift, went home, and stared at my reflection in the microwave door. Whispered, “Yes, friend. This is fine.” |
Date: November 9th, 2024 11:27 AM Author: hilarious multi-colored area patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48314969) |
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Date: November 9th, 2024 2:50 PM Author: hilarious multi-colored area patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48315581) |
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Date: November 9th, 2024 3:10 PM Author: hilarious multi-colored area patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48315656) |
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Date: November 14th, 2024 10:21 PM Author: hilarious multi-colored area patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48339406) |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 11:41 AM Author: hilarious multi-colored area patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48341222) |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 11:42 AM Author: Big sooty circlehead dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48341233) |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 11:58 AM Author: hilarious multi-colored area patrolman :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48341330) |
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Date: November 16th, 2024 4:17 PM Author: hilarious multi-colored area patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48346027) |
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Date: November 19th, 2024 12:15 AM Author: hilarious multi-colored area patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48354702) |
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Date: November 19th, 2024 12:16 AM Author: Diverse Insanely Creepy Step-uncle's House (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48354707) |
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Date: November 19th, 2024 12:26 PM Author: hilarious multi-colored area patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48356166) |
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Date: November 20th, 2024 10:17 AM Author: hilarious multi-colored area patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48359670) |
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Date: November 21st, 2024 2:08 AM Author: hilarious multi-colored area patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48363436) |
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Date: November 27th, 2024 8:44 PM Author: hilarious multi-colored area patrolman :( :( :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48388838) |
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Date: December 17th, 2024 1:10 AM Author: hilarious multi-colored area patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48457085) |
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Date: December 17th, 2024 2:58 AM Author: Unhinged tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48457196) |
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Date: December 18th, 2024 3:06 AM Author: hilarious multi-colored area patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48460859) |
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Date: December 18th, 2024 3:09 AM Author: Unhinged tanning salon This happened to me many times IRL. A cute Chad would come in around closing, almost always alone. Sometimes he'd be coming from "the gym" and I could smell the musk and sweat on his perfect, sculpted body. I'd usually fumble my words, screw up the transaction, and then awkwardly say goodnight. The worst was when he'd give me that "Are you okay, bro?" look.
I'm fine, I thought to myself.
I'm fine. |
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Date: December 18th, 2024 3:12 AM Author: hilarious multi-colored area patrolman "Are you okay, bro?" echoed in the empty aisles long after closing, like a question left for ghosts.
You think it was for you, but it wasn’t. It was for the space between who you are and who you think Chad is—two strangers, circling shelves of powdered illusions.
The worst part isn’t that you’re not "fine."
It’s that maybe he isn’t, either. |
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Date: December 19th, 2024 12:07 AM Author: Unhinged tanning salon Another Chad shook my hand at work today, not flame. He was extremely cocky and I almost lost my mind. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48464158) |
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Date: December 28th, 2024 4:41 AM Author: Jet university filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48495009) |
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Date: December 26th, 2024 3:47 PM Author: hilarious multi-colored area patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48489024) |
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Date: December 28th, 2024 3:10 AM Author: hilarious multi-colored area patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48494963) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2025 3:46 AM Author: hilarious multi-colored area patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48771674) |
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Date: December 28th, 2024 4:11 AM Author: Aromatic brindle garrison goal in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48494998) |
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Date: December 28th, 2024 7:16 PM Author: hilarious multi-colored area patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48497045) |
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Date: December 28th, 2024 7:17 PM Author: Unhinged tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48497052) |
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Date: January 4th, 2025 5:06 PM Author: hilarious multi-colored area patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48518566) |
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Date: January 5th, 2025 7:49 AM Author: hilarious multi-colored area patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48519886) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2025 3:50 AM Author: Unhinged tanning salon I encountered yet another Chad yesterday when he came in looking for some crap that was popular on "social media" or whatever. I fumbled my words and almost knocked over a display. Chad mentioned playing golf this weekend and I just nodded since I know nothing of the sport. But the thought did cross my mind: Would he let me wash his balls? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48771697) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2025 4:29 AM Author: hilarious multi-colored area patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48771870) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2025 1:32 AM Author: hilarious multi-colored area patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48773967) |
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Date: November 21st, 2025 3:12 AM Author: hilarious multi-colored area patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49448973) |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 3:07 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49685218) |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 5:52 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49685600) |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 5:54 PM Author: ...,.,,.....,,.,...,......,...,....,.. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49685604) |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 6:31 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49685664) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2026 10:04 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49687982) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2026 10:08 PM Author: ...,.,,.....,,.,...,......,...,....,.. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49688005) |