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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again
| flatulent crotch | 12/08/25 |
| flatulent crotch | 12/12/25 |
| razzle-dazzle grizzly office | 12/12/25 |
| Aromatic primrose stead wagecucks | 12/12/25 |
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| flatulent crotch | 12/17/25 |
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| flatulent crotch | 12/17/25 |
| Diverse rebellious hospital | 12/17/25 |
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| boyish marketing idea dysfunction | 12/17/25 |
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| boyish marketing idea dysfunction | 12/17/25 |
| flatulent crotch | 12/17/25 |
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| plum up-to-no-good nibblets sweet tailpipe | 12/17/25 |
| orange hairraiser ceo public bath | 12/17/25 |
| Bistre vivacious institution circlehead | 12/17/25 |
| plum up-to-no-good nibblets sweet tailpipe | 12/17/25 |
| Bistre vivacious institution circlehead | 12/17/25 |
| Odious boistinker box office | 12/17/25 |
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| irradiated cream mental disorder halford | 12/17/25 |
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| big canary stock car theatre | 12/17/25 |
| Odious boistinker box office | 12/18/25 |
| big canary stock car theatre | 12/18/25 |
| marvelous place of business | 12/17/25 |
| plum up-to-no-good nibblets sweet tailpipe | 12/17/25 |
| harsh school cafeteria | 12/17/25 |
| plum up-to-no-good nibblets sweet tailpipe | 12/17/25 |
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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM Author: flatulent crotch You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49494485) |
Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM Author: flatulent crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49505202) |
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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM Author: razzle-dazzle grizzly office So just don't go to a restaurant.
Done.
Can I have the money direct deposited? |
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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM Author: Aromatic primrose stead wagecucks Do I get my 15 years of backpay? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49505343) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM Author: Bistre vivacious institution circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49517782) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM Author: lake hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49517972) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM Author: violent legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49519739) |
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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM Author: Azure Cerebral Community Account Therapy easy
do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced
in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places. |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM Author: flatulent crotch You don't tip on takeout? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49517781) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM Author: Azure Cerebral Community Account Therapy Fuck no
People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM Author: flatulent crotch everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.
case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life. |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM Author: Diverse rebellious hospital Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49518375) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM Author: flatulent crotch Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49519720) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM Author: boyish marketing idea dysfunction You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49518382) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM Author: flatulent crotch I never earned one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49519713) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM Author: orange hairraiser ceo public bath lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49517877) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM Author: boyish marketing idea dysfunction Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49518040) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM Author: flatulent crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49517779) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM Author: Bistre vivacious institution circlehead 100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.
My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer. |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM Author: plum up-to-no-good nibblets sweet tailpipe or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49517853) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM Author: orange hairraiser ceo public bath Or his wife could just leave the tip! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49517878) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM Author: Bistre vivacious institution circlehead A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49517952) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM Author: plum up-to-no-good nibblets sweet tailpipe Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49518153) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM Author: Bistre vivacious institution circlehead Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49518178) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM Author: Odious boistinker box office If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49518171) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM Author: Gold mischievous lettuce Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49517884) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM Author: Bateful weed whacker international law enforcement agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49517908) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM Author: irradiated cream mental disorder halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49517913) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM Author: vigorous orchid police squad ratface Now you're thinking like a lawyer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49517966) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM Author: lascivious seedy school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49517971) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM Author: flatulent crotch now you're thinking like a lawyer! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49518132) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM Author: Confused Gas Station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49518174) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM Author: harsh school cafeteria No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper… (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49517969) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM Author: big canary stock car theatre wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49518028) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM Author: Odious boistinker box office cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49518177) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM Author: big canary stock car theatre wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49518195) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM Author: Odious boistinker box office Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49519287) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM Author: big canary stock car theatre couldnt care less about going out to eat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49519289) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM Author: marvelous place of business just move back to asia. easy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49518155) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM Author: plum up-to-no-good nibblets sweet tailpipe XO JAPAN (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49518163) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM Author: harsh school cafeteria “Move back” you say (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49518180) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM Author: plum up-to-no-good nibblets sweet tailpipe are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49518187) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM Author: marvelous place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49518351) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM Author: harsh school cafeteria I am not! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49518415) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM Author: Racy greedy candlestick maker den No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49518198) |