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video of Jonathan Franzen "hooping it up"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=relat...
Indigo Arousing Station
  02/22/12
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territorial snowy knife
  02/22/12
9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously 1...
exciting trailer park
  02/22/12
man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd
Appetizing indian lodge multi-billionaire
  02/22/12
cr. the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as th...
exciting trailer park
  02/22/12
just threw up in my mouth a lot
stimulating mad-dog skullcap
  02/22/12
I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get thro...
khaki impertinent brethren
  02/22/12
rate Franzen's jump shot, bro
exciting trailer park
  02/22/12
I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable...
khaki impertinent brethren
  02/22/12
u jelly
exciting trailer park
  02/22/12
did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't c...
pale motley property
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Appetizing indian lodge multi-billionaire
  02/23/12
Thanks for sharing. The picture of the room is astonishing ...
cerebral white whorehouse
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Appetizing indian lodge multi-billionaire
  02/23/12
that comment was posted by Franzen
Indigo Arousing Station
  02/23/12
how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bull...
balding slippery gas station
  01/20/13
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYIN...
Magical black woman juggernaut
  02/23/12
franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a h...
Appetizing indian lodge multi-billionaire
  02/23/12
Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have ...
flesh cheese-eating hall
  02/23/12
he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not ...
Appetizing indian lodge multi-billionaire
  02/23/12
this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. ...
Indigo Arousing Station
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Appetizing indian lodge multi-billionaire
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green heaven
  02/25/12
its crazy how unlikable he is
Thirsty Big Sandwich National
  02/25/12
cr
up-to-no-good mint ape
  05/17/12
*writes a book about a basketball player* *cannot even boun...
Indigo Arousing Station
  02/25/12
U mad Chabon?
poppy persian institution
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Appetizing indian lodge multi-billionaire
  03/31/12
god fucking damn it
dun nursing home
  03/31/12
great american novelist
Appetizing indian lodge multi-billionaire
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galvanic turdskin plaza
  10/26/12
goddamn u franzen
Indigo Arousing Station
  10/26/12
Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him
Heady ivory deer antler kitty
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Bateful Jet Puppy Legend
  11/20/12
i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himse...
Bateful Jet Puppy Legend
  11/20/12
how DOES he see himself?
Magical black woman juggernaut
  01/13/13
highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for s...
up-to-no-good mint ape
  01/13/13
Really dont like that guy
Heady ivory deer antler kitty
  01/19/13
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Appetizing indian lodge multi-billionaire
  01/20/13
is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front ...
Electric legal warrant rehab
  01/20/13
At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions ...
Chestnut vivacious wrinkle
  02/12/13
BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! C'mon guys let's drown h...
up-to-no-good mint ape
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Heady ivory deer antler kitty
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Beady-eyed house
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Onyx step-uncle's house
  02/24/17
lmao, forgot how funny this video is
poppy persian institution
  02/24/17
lol wtf get off the court son
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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:13 PM
Author: Indigo Arousing Station

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=related

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:14 PM
Author: territorial snowy knife



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:58 PM
Author: exciting trailer park

9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously

11:50 -- Franzen still dribbling his basketball down the streets of Manhattan

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:59 PM
Author: Appetizing indian lodge multi-billionaire

man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: exciting trailer park

cr.

the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as the interview goes on. Franzen refuses to make eye contact with her. she stares quizically during his meandering disquisitions with an expression that seems to ask "who is this jackass?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#20032225)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:03 PM
Author: stimulating mad-dog skullcap

just threw up in my mouth a lot

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:04 PM
Author: khaki impertinent brethren

I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get through his latest book. Just not that interesting.



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: exciting trailer park

rate Franzen's jump shot, bro

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:06 PM
Author: khaki impertinent brethren

I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable person.

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: exciting trailer park

u jelly

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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: pale motley property

did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't checked out either of those



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 5:32 AM
Author: Appetizing indian lodge multi-billionaire



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 7:05 AM
Author: cerebral white whorehouse

Thanks for sharing.

The picture of the room is astonishing but it really explains, no words needed, the depths Franzen is reaching in his books. I also I like his ability to dwell in the present moment (especially dialogues between characters but other situations too) - I think those are the most attractive and "alive" parts in a book - and this room seems to give him the absolute silence - in every sense - to listen patiently to those frail moments and write them so perceptively.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#20033789)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 6:21 PM
Author: Appetizing indian lodge multi-billionaire



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:52 PM
Author: Indigo Arousing Station

that comment was posted by Franzen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#20039402)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: balding slippery gas station

how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bullet immediately after is a mystery to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#22466908)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: Magical black woman juggernaut

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYING A JOKE ON US.

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:02 PM
Author: Appetizing indian lodge multi-billionaire

franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a hard time believing it with a jump shot like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#20039501)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:07 PM
Author: flesh cheese-eating hall

Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have killed any attraction a girl might have had for him and all respect from bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#20039555)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:08 PM
Author: Appetizing indian lodge multi-billionaire

he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not kidding

i'm no athlete but i can shoot a basketball without looking like an alien

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:13 PM
Author: Indigo Arousing Station

this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. in this video he trashes his ex-wife, basically saying that they divorced because she was jealous of his writing ability. lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#20039620)



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: Appetizing indian lodge multi-billionaire



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:02 AM
Author: green heaven



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:21 AM
Author: Thirsty Big Sandwich National

its crazy how unlikable he is

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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: up-to-no-good mint ape

cr

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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:23 AM
Author: Indigo Arousing Station

*writes a book about a basketball player*

*cannot even bounce a basketball*

*is Franzen*

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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:26 PM
Author: poppy persian institution

U mad Chabon?

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Date: March 31st, 2012 3:47 AM
Author: Appetizing indian lodge multi-billionaire



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Date: March 31st, 2012 5:19 AM
Author: dun nursing home

god fucking damn it

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: Appetizing indian lodge multi-billionaire

great american novelist

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: galvanic turdskin plaza



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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:41 AM
Author: Indigo Arousing Station

goddamn u franzen

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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:44 PM
Author: Heady ivory deer antler kitty

Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him

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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: Bateful Jet Puppy Legend



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:49 PM
Author: Bateful Jet Puppy Legend

i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himself. i hate his books, but i'm fascinated by him psychologically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#22086688)



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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:49 PM
Author: Magical black woman juggernaut

how DOES he see himself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#22425626)



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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:51 PM
Author: up-to-no-good mint ape

highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for seattle/SF/brooklyn latte \-sippers

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Date: January 19th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: Heady ivory deer antler kitty

Really dont like that guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#22465673)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:11 AM
Author: Appetizing indian lodge multi-billionaire



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:54 AM
Author: Electric legal warrant rehab

is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front of me, but i was thinking about this recently.

in The Corrections there is a strange group of passages where the narrator seems to ridicule the work of the woman who grows fresh vegetable gardens w/ inner-city black kids. he basically says: "these kids are too fucking stupid to appreciate middle class values, and this person doesn't realize the futility of her work." then he turns her into one of the most pathetic, debased characters in modern fiction, whose downfall it is suggested is brought about by her essential naivete (referring back to her judgment re: the inner city kids).

then in Freedom, there is the protagonist's father, Ray, a wealthy lawyer who defends indigent minorities. he is portrayed as massively condescending and hateful towards his clients - though at the same time explaining to his daughter that they are innocent victims of the system. his minority clients are characterized as buffoons, whom Ray, the prosecutor, and the Judge (all white) cannot help joining together to laugh at in one scene. confusingly, the novel uses, for this character's final redemption, the image of dozens of these black people and their families, heads bowed, filing silently and reverently into the *BACK* (the symbolism) of the church at his funeral - like they are straight out of To Kill a Mockingbird.

the elite east coast lawyer is glorified and the blacks are kept firmly in their place, as objects of charity that is an instrument for self-aggrandizement of the white elites.

his portrayal of the Indian girl in Freedom has also been called racist, for being so laughably 1-dimensional.

these are the only minorities in any of his books.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#22466947)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:38 PM
Author: Chestnut vivacious wrinkle

At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions of the Indian girl in Freedom are Franzen just transcribing one of his own obsessive imperialist pedo-crushes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#22624538)



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Date: January 31st, 2013 8:44 PM
Author: up-to-no-good mint ape

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

C'mon guys let's drown him out

BOOOOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#22544225)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:13 PM
Author: Heady ivory deer antler kitty



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Date: November 18th, 2014 7:31 AM
Author: Crawly reading party



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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Beady-eyed house



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: Onyx step-uncle's house



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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: poppy persian institution

lmao, forgot how funny this video is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#32690634)



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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: Swollen Diverse Forum

lol wtf get off the court son

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Date: December 7th, 2021 8:08 PM
Author: Onyx step-uncle's house



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Date: June 22nd, 2024 9:46 PM
Author: Peach Razzmatazz Orchestra Pit



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Judas Jones



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