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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
Obsidian Institution
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
outnumbered white jew
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lol bro you never forget that.
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Hence “closest”
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If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
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It is what it is.
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I know what to say
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that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
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Woah Cr
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Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with...
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  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
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I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
outnumbered white jew
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(who did it)
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gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare
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which dad tp
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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Obsidian Institution

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: outnumbered white jew

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Obsidian Institution

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: lascivious frozen elastic band library



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Shivering organic girlfriend persian



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: exhilarant domesticated rigor immigrant

We’ve all been there

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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Obsidian Institution

The giver or the taker lol

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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: odious gaped mood haunted graveyard

At a bar

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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Hairraiser travel guidebook



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: sick adventurous multi-billionaire



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: appetizing honey-headed pit



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Obsidian Institution



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Gold stage



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Sepia plaza



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Chartreuse Dead National



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:46 PM
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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:47 PM
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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: mustard kitty

Not hygienic

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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: outnumbered white jew



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: racy aggressive casino

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Obsidian Institution

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: outnumbered white jew



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: racy aggressive casino

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: lascivious frozen elastic band library

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: arousing saffron bbw

I know what to say

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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: Obsidian Institution

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Aqua kink-friendly lodge



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: soul-stirring judgmental corn cake point

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: lascivious frozen elastic band library



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: rebellious trust fund

Woah Cr

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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: Sepia plaza



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: greedy temple



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Gold stage



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Mildly autistic state depressive

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Sepia plaza

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Obsidian Institution

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: outnumbered white jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Milky Boistinker Box Office



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: outnumbered white jew

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Angry Associate House

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: lascivious frozen elastic band library



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Silver private investor

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Maize dilemma famous landscape painting

which dad tp

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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: Jet histrionic kitchen

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49134975)