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Worse: Dabbing grease off pizza or cutting burger in half?

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Red place of business
  07/09/12
Equally retarded
razzle-dazzle gaped roast beef
  08/10/22
Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is p...
High-end hospital
  07/09/12
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thriller black woman school cafeteria
  07/09/12
I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm...
Jet Bespoke Indian Lodge
  07/09/12
Are you male?
Red place of business
  07/09/12
yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cu...
Jet Bespoke Indian Lodge
  07/09/12
Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ...
Red place of business
  07/09/12
lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'...
Jet Bespoke Indian Lodge
  07/09/12
do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes...
crusty indirect expression state
  07/09/12
No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.
Red place of business
  07/09/12
but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to...
crusty indirect expression state
  07/09/12
In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonst...
Red place of business
  07/09/12
sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half...
stubborn contagious center cumskin
  07/09/12
>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in ...
Red place of business
  07/09/12
they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off...
stubborn contagious center cumskin
  07/09/12
Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teasp...
Red place of business
  07/09/12
not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is sprea...
stubborn contagious center cumskin
  07/09/12
i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon
khaki genital piercing rigor
  07/09/12
I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my ex...
Red place of business
  07/09/12
ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease
chest-beating seedy stage round eye
  07/09/12
Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.
Red place of business
  07/09/12
sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully...
stimulating crawly parlour goyim
  07/09/12
Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.
godawful affirmative action personal credit line
  07/09/12
cutting burger in half isn't even that bad
Adulterous faggotry
  07/09/12
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thriller black woman school cafeteria
  07/09/12
Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want ...
Jet Bespoke Indian Lodge
  07/09/12
(guy who does both)
Red place of business
  07/09/12
stfu
Adulterous faggotry
  07/09/12
180
Walnut wonderful deer antler
  07/09/12
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Big sticky ceo
  07/13/12
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Hairraiser ultramarine travel guidebook temple
  03/04/25
When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sou...
orchid cerebral property doctorate
  07/09/12
What about other burgers?
Red place of business
  07/09/12
The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). ...
orchid cerebral property doctorate
  07/09/12
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fighting point scourge upon the earth
  07/04/19
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thriller black woman school cafeteria
  07/13/12
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fighting point scourge upon the earth
  07/04/19
I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.
Scarlet depressive house
  07/04/19
cr both are fine
excitant fat ankles office
  07/04/19
Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's ...
Diverse jade heaven
  07/04/19
Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime Also you migh...
excitant fat ankles office
  07/04/19
Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were ...
bossy shrine
  03/04/25
lol kike
Hairraiser ultramarine travel guidebook temple
  03/04/25
This is how civilized gentlemen eat.
Olive odious set
  07/04/19
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Aquamarine adventurous national security agency
  08/10/22
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dead blue abode mental disorder
  07/24/24
Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?
Charismatic foreskin chapel
  07/24/24
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Misanthropic pervert crotch
  09/22/24
i dont eat either because im not a slob
Disturbing sandwich fanboi
  09/22/24
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bossy shrine
  03/04/25
Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in...
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  03/04/25
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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:12 PM
Author: Red place of business



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:16 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle gaped roast beef

Equally retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#44994540)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: High-end hospital

Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is probably worse. Cutting the burger can just aid in the consumption; it doesn't change the flavor and consistency of the food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#21048462)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: thriller black woman school cafeteria



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:14 PM
Author: Jet Bespoke Indian Lodge

I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm at a decent joint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#21048465)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: Red place of business

Are you male?

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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: Jet Bespoke Indian Lodge

yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cutting in half is a pretty good solution to the problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#21048480)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:20 PM
Author: Red place of business

Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ and there are, say, 1/4 pound burgers, are you cutting them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#21048495)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: Jet Bespoke Indian Lodge

lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'll just down it.

But if I'm at a bistro taking charge of a delicious kobe beef burger, I cut that motherfucker in half

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#21048499)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: crusty indirect expression state

do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes, then grease off pie; if no, then 2 halves of one burger equals said burger whole. QED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#21048473)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: Red place of business

No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#21048488)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:21 PM
Author: crusty indirect expression state

but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to dabbing of the cheese oil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#21048498)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: Red place of business

In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonstrably colder when you get to it than it would had you kept it whole. Though the question is really more about your threshold for daintiness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#21048502)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:17 PM
Author: stubborn contagious center cumskin

sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half. also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#21048484)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: Red place of business

>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half.

Or else what?

>also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

Yes, but no one only eats "good" pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#21048524)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: stubborn contagious center cumskin

they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off.

i eat good pizza all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#21048576)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: Red place of business

Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teaspoon or so of grease accumulates on the surface?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#21048581)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: stubborn contagious center cumskin

not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is spread evenly over the cheese and doesn't gather in puddles. so it makes no sense to sop it up. if i saw a large puddle of grease on my pizza i would sop it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#21048603)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: khaki genital piercing rigor

i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#21048490)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:23 PM
Author: Red place of business

I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my experience it's one of those things everyone else at the table kind of stops and watches for a couple of seconds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#21048511)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:30 PM
Author: chest-beating seedy stage round eye

ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#21048536)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:32 PM
Author: Red place of business

Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#21048550)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: stimulating crawly parlour goyim

sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully i think i should have cut my burger in half. I never wish i was a pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#21048639)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:36 PM
Author: godawful affirmative action personal credit line

Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#21048755)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:37 PM
Author: Adulterous faggotry

cutting burger in half isn't even that bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#21048764)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: thriller black woman school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#21048788)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:38 PM
Author: Jet Bespoke Indian Lodge

Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want to cut their burgers in 1/2 or dab their pizza, how the fuck does it affect you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#21048765)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: Red place of business

(guy who does both)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#21048771)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:43 PM
Author: Adulterous faggotry

stfu

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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:47 PM
Author: Walnut wonderful deer antler

180

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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:21 AM
Author: Big sticky ceo



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Hairraiser ultramarine travel guidebook temple



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: orchid cerebral property doctorate

When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sourdough jack to be cut in half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#21048794)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: Red place of business

What about other burgers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#21048798)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: orchid cerebral property doctorate

The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). I could go to town on the tacos though brother. 180 all around with those tacos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#21048818)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:28 PM
Author: fighting point scourge upon the earth



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:20 AM
Author: thriller black woman school cafeteria



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: fighting point scourge upon the earth



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: Scarlet depressive house

I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#38483223)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: excitant fat ankles office

cr both are fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#38483243)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:39 PM
Author: Diverse jade heaven

Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's not like it makes it thinner or easier to bite into. Often, cutting it just makes it easier for everything to slip out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#38483262)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:41 PM
Author: excitant fat ankles office

Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime

Also you might want to save the other half after eating half #1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#38483266)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: bossy shrine

Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were when first served.

should never be “saved” under any circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48714210)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Hairraiser ultramarine travel guidebook temple

lol kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48714213)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Olive odious set

This is how civilized gentlemen eat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#38483284)



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:15 PM
Author: Aquamarine adventurous national security agency



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: dead blue abode mental disorder



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: Charismatic foreskin chapel

Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?

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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: Misanthropic pervert crotch



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: Disturbing sandwich fanboi

i dont eat either because im not a slob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48119829)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: bossy shrine



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Date: March 4th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: histrionic sable principal's office trust fund

Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in half is ridiculously feminine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48714418)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:05 PM
Author: learn to benchod



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