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My cokehead client told me a story about a SA chick he was fucking

he's late 40s, she is a college student. she was brutally...
Umber house
  05/23/18
did she need lots of comforting from her SA daddy after the ...
Flirting floppy party of the first part
  05/23/18
i think they cuddled or some shit when she came over to tell...
Umber house
  05/23/18
Nice
Fragrant point nowag
  05/23/18
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Cruel-hearted stage blood rage
  05/23/18
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...,....,,........
  10/05/25
180
sable foreskin garrison
  05/23/18
Raped by him?
cocky canary haunted graveyard telephone
  05/23/18
probably by a violent coon or a sick person on SA. they ...
Umber house
  05/23/18
Apes
Trust If Aryan
  10/05/25
Did the sorority she was rushing play a cruel trick on her? ...
chrome associate boistinker
  05/23/18
this is common
Startling henna death wish
  06/01/21
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Fighting Affirmative Action Business Firm
  06/01/21
What did he pay her ?
Fragrant point nowag
  05/23/18
I think he just bought her stuff
Umber house
  05/23/18
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Mind-boggling Church Really Tough Guy
  05/25/18
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Umber house
  10/07/21
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Umber house
  03/07/25
sad...
Ocher lay regret
  05/23/18
summer associate
sepia internal respiration parlor
  05/23/18
did you get details on the rape?
sticky insanely creepy bawdyhouse
  05/23/18
She claims she was at a college party and got drugged and wa...
Umber house
  05/23/18
no one EVER gets legitimately drugged this is such flame, sh...
angry spot
  05/23/18
...
cocky canary haunted graveyard telephone
  05/23/18
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Cruel-hearted stage blood rage
  05/24/18
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exhilarant crackhouse
  05/24/18
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Impertinent dragon
  05/24/18
I have no doubt that some of the facts in the story are tota...
Umber house
  05/25/18
If a woman is "raped" and she refuses to get the p...
angry spot
  05/25/18
interesting
Umber house
  05/25/18
...
Mind-boggling Church Really Tough Guy
  05/25/18
You never see women refusing to get the police involved in a...
angry spot
  05/25/18
most women aren't selling their bodies for sex in violation ...
Umber house
  05/25/18
lmao brother. Might want to re-think this.
Cruel-hearted stage blood rage
  05/25/18
most women are literally exchanging money for sex and violat...
Umber house
  05/25/18
(it's 1800)
angry spot
  05/25/18
...
seek christ
  10/05/25
"got drugged" You mean, she voluntarily took a ...
...,....,,........
  10/05/25
where in Ohio and what's her number
Jet space
  05/25/18
i do not know the answer to either. I can ask.
Umber house
  05/25/18
thanls
Jet space
  05/25/18
Just circling back on this
...,....,,........
  10/05/25
i love your stories involving cokehead client
Crusty supple queen of the night plaza
  05/25/18
he's pretty great. a couple weeks ago we had union negotiat...
Umber house
  05/25/18
lol
Crusty supple queen of the night plaza
  05/25/18
client was 180, he went off on the guy asking him how dare h...
Umber house
  05/25/18
...
Trust If Aryan
  10/05/25
...
Disturbing metal whorehouse feces
  05/25/18
This... is a fucking lawyer. That's what I'm talking about....
Slap-happy Exciting Den
  05/25/18
*8 ball
Cruel-hearted stage blood rage
  05/25/18
...
Cheese-eating Hissy Fit
  06/01/21
i did really well too. I looked like utter shit but was fine...
Umber house
  05/25/18
180
angry spot
  05/25/18
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Umber house
  02/12/21
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Umber house
  06/01/21
god, i remember this day and shudder. i felt like i was goin...
Umber house
  06/01/21
glad you stopped bro.
Cheese-eating Hissy Fit
  06/01/21
i would have eventually died, if not of an overdose then fro...
Umber house
  06/01/21
I was worried about the latter. I've been doing pretty well ...
Cheese-eating Hissy Fit
  06/01/21
good for you. i need to quit cigs and cut down even more on...
Umber house
  06/01/21
180
sable foreskin garrison
  06/01/21
180. I'm using the patches to quit cigs and they are surpris...
Cheese-eating Hissy Fit
  06/01/21
nicotine is MUCH more addictive than anything else, it&rsquo...
beady-eyed fat ankles orchestra pit
  06/01/21
keith richards recently said it was easier for him to quit h...
Umber house
  06/01/21
(Guy telling a HILARIOUS story before his state Bar's discip...
...,....,,........
  10/05/25


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Date: May 23rd, 2018 5:25 PM
Author: Umber house

he's late 40s, she is a college student.

she was brutally raped last weekend and is dropping out of college and moving back to ohio (from mass.)

end of story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#36113984)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: Flirting floppy party of the first part

did she need lots of comforting from her SA daddy after the rape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#36113993)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 5:30 PM
Author: Umber house

i think they cuddled or some shit when she came over to tell him.

having said that, he did at one point during the story say "and it was a few days later and her legs and ass were still all bruised," so i suppose she did get naked at some point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#36114004)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: Fragrant point nowag

Nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#36114195)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted stage blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#36114203)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49327233)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 5:26 PM
Author: sable foreskin garrison

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#36113986)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 5:26 PM
Author: cocky canary haunted graveyard telephone

Raped by him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#36113987)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 5:31 PM
Author: Umber house

probably by a violent coon or a sick person on SA.

they put her on PReP at the hospital. she must be freaking out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#36114008)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan

Apes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49327170)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: chrome associate boistinker

Did the sorority she was rushing play a cruel trick on her? Gangbang these homeless guys and we'll let you in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#36113991)



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Date: June 1st, 2021 10:52 AM
Author: Startling henna death wish

this is common

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#42554768)



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Date: June 1st, 2021 10:55 AM
Author: Fighting Affirmative Action Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#42554778)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: Fragrant point nowag

What did he pay her ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#36114198)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: Umber house

I think he just bought her stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#36114354)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 9:25 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Church Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#36124885)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 8:50 PM
Author: Umber house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#43238810)



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Date: March 7th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Umber house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48726758)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 5:59 PM
Author: Ocher lay regret

sad...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#36114207)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 5:59 PM
Author: sepia internal respiration parlor

summer associate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#36114211)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 6:24 PM
Author: sticky insanely creepy bawdyhouse

did you get details on the rape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#36114379)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 6:31 PM
Author: Umber house

She claims she was at a college party and got drugged and was out for 12-13 hours. Woke up with puss all torn up and bruises all over. Client thinks she may have been with another SA dood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#36114440)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 6:32 PM
Author: angry spot

no one EVER gets legitimately drugged this is such flame, she got drunk and ROUGHED UP by a TROUGH PIG, lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#36114448)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 6:34 PM
Author: cocky canary haunted graveyard telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#36114463)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 7:04 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted stage blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#36117252)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 7:11 AM
Author: exhilarant crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#36117257)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 7:12 AM
Author: Impertinent dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#36117259)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 9:12 AM
Author: Umber house

I have no doubt that some of the facts in the story are totally fabricated. she did involve the police so I believe she was raped. it was probably by some random seeking arrangement guy. she absolutely refused to cooperate in the police tracking down and prosecuting the person who did it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#36124818)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 9:19 AM
Author: angry spot

If a woman is "raped" and she refuses to get the police involved, that is consent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#36124855)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 9:21 AM
Author: Umber house

interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#36124869)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 9:25 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Church Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#36124887)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 9:26 AM
Author: angry spot

You never see women refusing to get the police involved in assaults, murders, robberies, etc. because nobody consents to those. Women LOVE rough sex and will absolutely refuse to help the police hurt the man who gave her gigantic orgasms. People like to gloss over this half of female psychology, lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#36124890)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 9:42 AM
Author: Umber house

most women aren't selling their bodies for sex in violation of the law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#36124982)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted stage blood rage

lmao brother. Might want to re-think this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#36124991)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 9:46 AM
Author: Umber house

most women are literally exchanging money for sex and violating criminal statutes in doing so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#36124998)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 9:51 AM
Author: angry spot

(it's 1800)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#36125031)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: seek christ ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49327133)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: ...,....,,........

"got drugged"

You mean, she voluntarily took a bunch of drugs, eagerly spread her legs, but the guy got a little too rough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49327315)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 9:14 AM
Author: Jet space

where in Ohio and what's her number

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#36124825)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 9:17 AM
Author: Umber house

i do not know the answer to either. I can ask.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#36124847)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: Jet space

thanls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#36124849)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 6:48 PM
Author: ...,....,,........

Just circling back on this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49327316)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 9:26 AM
Author: Crusty supple queen of the night plaza

i love your stories involving cokehead client

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#36124889)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 9:45 AM
Author: Umber house

he's pretty great. a couple weeks ago we had union negotiations (I am the lead negotiator) about an hour and a half from his house. I went in the night before and partied with him - we blew through a ball (or, I stopped at like 3-4 am and he took the fucking plate upstairs and did the rest until 9 am).

I took CBDs to go to bed around 5 am, got to sleep around 6. slept till maybe 9:30.

at negotiations the next day (for a nurse bargaining unit) when we walked in, the lead negotiator said "before we start....are you okay?" apparently I looked like death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#36124996)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 9:46 AM
Author: Crusty supple queen of the night plaza

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#36124999)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 9:47 AM
Author: Umber house

client was 180, he went off on the guy asking him how dare he, etc.

the other people on our committee later told him that they, too, thought I looked very bad. i'm pale to begin with, but apparently was ashen. he's a tan Italian so I don't think it was obvious he was up until 2 hours before we left doing blow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#36125007)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49327183)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 9:50 AM
Author: Disturbing metal whorehouse feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#36125027)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Slap-happy Exciting Den

This... is a fucking lawyer. That's what I'm talking about. If I could, I'd toss you the game ball for your performance here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#36125174)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 10:57 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted stage blood rage

*8 ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#36125395)



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Date: June 1st, 2021 10:51 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#42554764)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: Umber house

i did really well too. I looked like utter shit but was fine cognitively. I owned the fag from the union.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#36125714)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: angry spot

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#36125915)



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Date: February 12th, 2021 2:28 PM
Author: Umber house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#41933459)



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Date: June 1st, 2021 10:47 AM
Author: Umber house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#42554750)



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Date: June 1st, 2021 10:53 AM
Author: Umber house

god, i remember this day and shudder. i felt like i was going to die the entire day. i had so many days like this when i was doing cocaine. thank god i stopped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#42554770)



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Date: June 1st, 2021 10:55 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Hissy Fit

glad you stopped bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#42554776)



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Date: June 1st, 2021 10:59 AM
Author: Umber house

i would have eventually died, if not of an overdose then from arteriosclerosis and my heart just giving out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#42554791)



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Date: June 1st, 2021 11:01 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Hissy Fit

I was worried about the latter. I've been doing pretty well keeping away from the harder stuff. And i've almost quit cigs completely. Even weed is losing its draw now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#42554800)



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Date: June 1st, 2021 11:04 AM
Author: Umber house

good for you. i need to quit cigs and cut down even more on booze. when i decided i was done with coke, i was really done. never craved it again for a second.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#42554817)



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Date: June 1st, 2021 11:08 AM
Author: sable foreskin garrison

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#42554844)



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Date: June 1st, 2021 11:09 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Hissy Fit

180. I'm using the patches to quit cigs and they are surprisingly effective. I'm down to the tiny 7mg patches and I don't get antsy at the pub for a smoke even when there are tons of ppl smoking around me. Feels nice to almost be free of that underlying urge to smoke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#42554849)



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Date: June 1st, 2021 11:10 AM
Author: beady-eyed fat ankles orchestra pit

nicotine is MUCH more addictive than anything else, it’s truly evil

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#42554854)



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Date: June 1st, 2021 11:15 AM
Author: Umber house

keith richards recently said it was easier for him to quit heroin than cigarettes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#42554882)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 6:52 PM
Author: ...,....,,........

(Guy telling a HILARIOUS story before his state Bar's disciplinary committee)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49327325)