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Neighbor drove up to me while walking my dog

To bitch that my dog peed on his tree. My kid was riding her...
slate ape
  03/03/24
Was it a babby tree?
Smoky shaky home
  03/03/24
Palm tree. Turns out he was mistaken but my wife confessed w...
slate ape
  03/03/24
Does he think trees in the forest are never peed on and that...
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That's great and all, but why was he walking your dog?
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DESCRIBE ur neighbor
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Older asian couple that I never spoke to 1 time before today...
slate ape
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Response: so? Dogs pee on grass and trees.
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  03/03/24
dogs are gross but your neighbor should fuck off
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My wife is still talking to them in Chinese. She brought the...
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"my wife is white, and a sinophile"
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this thread just got like 10 times better
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dog owners in general are insufferable (unless you live in t...
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ti, oc, tcr.
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Nah, fuck you. Dog owners like you have ruined civilization....
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  03/03/24
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I had that happen to me once. The cunt actually grabbed the ...
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i’m lolling thinking about this boomer coming to the v...
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No wonder u don't get laid
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but how was your neighbor driving and walking your dog at th...
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I only let my dogs pee on street signs snd fire hydrants in ...
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dunno why but really love this thread, has that "only o...
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The whole thread is a work of art
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great thread
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Date: March 3rd, 2024 3:08 PM
Author: slate ape

To bitch that my dog peed on his tree. My kid was riding her bike next to me and could hear them. I know for a fact my dog didn't pee on his tree so I gave him a chance to correct himself. Asked when was this and he says just now. Paused incredulously for a long second and he didn't waiver so I said "fuck you" and walked away. He goes "what! what!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#47459198)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:42 PM
Author: Smoky shaky home

Was it a babby tree?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#47459639)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:58 PM
Author: slate ape

Palm tree. Turns out he was mistaken but my wife confessed when she got home (she was at brunch while this happened) that our dog pees on that tree sometimes when she walks him. She went over and apologized and the guy apologized for riding up on me this morning and they laughed about how I was MAF. Looks like we're going to be friends with these idiots now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#47459713)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: Smoky shaky home

Does he think trees in the forest are never peed on and that they are so delicate that a little pee will kill them? Fuck apologizing to this pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#47460281)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:28 PM
Author: maniacal selfie den



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:20 PM
Author: concupiscible zombie-like institution private investor

That's great and all, but why was he walking your dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#47459347)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: bisexual rose mad-dog skullcap sandwich



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:05 PM
Author: slate ape



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: vigorous tattoo



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:47 PM
Author: amethyst sinister cuck fortuitous meteor



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:29 PM
Author: maniacal selfie den



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:47 AM
Author: Appetizing Parlour



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:07 AM
Author: Opaque Drunken Point



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:21 PM
Author: boyish plaza voyeur

DESCRIBE ur neighbor

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: slate ape

Older asian couple that I never spoke to 1 time before today

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:43 PM
Author: Anal site persian

Response: so? Dogs pee on grass and trees.

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: Flushed set

dogs are gross but your neighbor should fuck off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#47459729)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:04 PM
Author: slate ape

My wife is still talking to them in Chinese. She brought them our last box of pineapple cake from Taiwan. I refuse to go over there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#47459736)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:05 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle boltzmann

To be fair,

“My wife is still talking to them in Chinese”

Lmao well played

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#47459743)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:46 PM
Author: medicated sanctuary



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: out-of-control stirring tanning salon twinkling uncleanness



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: Cracking Submissive Dysfunction Roast Beef



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:51 AM
Author: Appetizing Parlour



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:57 AM
Author: Yellow legend



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:08 PM
Author: galvanic school cafeteria



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: Coiffed French Chef

What? How would your wife speak Chinese? That is so fucking random lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#47459744)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: Anal site persian

180, love this twist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#47459857)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:29 PM
Author: maniacal selfie den



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: pearl angry sex offender mexican



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:11 AM
Author: Thirsty locus gaping

"my wife is white, and a sinophile"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#47461266)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:40 PM
Author: Irradiated Sexy Scourge Upon The Earth



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:05 PM
Author: poppy fragrant liquid oxygen pisswyrm

(Mitch McConnell)

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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:03 PM
Author: Anal site persian



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: Cracking Submissive Dysfunction Roast Beef

this thread just got like 10 times better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#47460701)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:02 PM
Author: motley sepia turdskin generalized bond

dog owners in general are insufferable (unless you live in the country), but it also seems like the neighbor was out of line. You should sneak out later and pee on his precious tree yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#47459735)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:39 PM
Author: Anal site persian

ti, oc, tcr.

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: Sickened temple

Nah, fuck you. Dog owners like you have ruined civilization.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#47459868)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: Stubborn cerebral whorehouse regret

Recently I was in line at the local faggy organic grocer and this Boomer woman was upset that I took the last almond milk carton. She glared at me and was like "excuse me but I'm older and disabled and I can't go to another store for this product". I just looked at her for a moment and said "I don't give a shit". She audibly gasped and was just frozen there as I walked away, you could tell she had never been talked to like that, probably married to some ubercuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#47459870)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:47 PM
Author: medicated sanctuary

I had that happen to me once. The cunt actually grabbed the item out of my cart while I had my back turned. I made a huge scene and she gave it back and sulked away. Fucking boomers man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#47459878)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:49 PM
Author: aphrodisiac mad cow disease

i’m lolling thinking about this boomer coming to the very rational conclusion that “no way is this millennial shit going to make a bombastic orgy of self-righteousness SCENE to the mortification of everyone involved in any capacity over a carton of MILK” but then it turns out she stole it from—of all fucking people— tsinah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#47460279)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: Sickened temple



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:30 PM
Author: maniacal selfie den



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:20 PM
Author: heady quadroon



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Cracking Submissive Dysfunction Roast Beef



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:51 AM
Author: Appetizing Parlour



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: Marvelous Mentally Impaired Giraffe



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:08 AM
Author: Opaque Drunken Point



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: Sickened temple



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:53 PM
Author: Supple overrated alpha

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#47460284)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:15 PM
Author: Flatulent dark foreskin

You owe us an explanation as to why you’re buying almond milk. That’s the faggiest part of the post by far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#47460463)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:18 PM
Author: Sickened temple



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:18 PM
Author: Stubborn cerebral whorehouse regret

I use it to make spinach smoothies and shit like that. It’s for my Health or something iirc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#47460473)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:43 AM
Author: adventurous purple karate

No wonder u don't get laid

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:31 PM
Author: Titillating Goal In Life

but how was your neighbor driving and walking your dog at the same time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#47460522)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:38 AM
Author: curious vermilion university reading party

I only let my dogs pee on street signs snd fire hydrants in people’s yards but there is one anti-Canite faggot in my neighborhood who puts a dainty foot high dog barrier fence up. He’s on a corner so has a few signs in his just on the street side of his fence. I make sure the dog deposits a healthy load on each every walk. He’s a gardener so usually is sitting there seething and I just laugh at him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#47460950)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:46 AM
Author: Yellow legend

dunno why but really love this thread, has that "only on XO" vibe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#47461201)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: Marvelous Mentally Impaired Giraffe

The whole thread is a work of art

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#47461213)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: Opaque Drunken Point

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#47461258)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:03 PM
Author: Anal site persian

Amazing thread that started as mundane but to incredibly XOish twists.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#47461966)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:04 PM
Author: Cracking Submissive Dysfunction Roast Beef



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Date: February 20th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Patel Philippe



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Date: February 20th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: fatty nigger (✅🍑)



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