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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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floppy dopamine state
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
mind-boggling church building
  08/28/25
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floppy dopamine state
  08/28/25
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Bull Headed Supple Elastic Band
  08/28/25
that's it?
pale menage
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
floppy dopamine state
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
French Circlehead
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
pale menage
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
violent exhilarant public bath
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
Flesh gay wizard
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
violent exhilarant public bath
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
Flesh gay wizard
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
violent exhilarant public bath
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
Flesh gay wizard
  09/12/25
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Flesh gay wizard
  10/28/25
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Flesh gay wizard
  11/27/25
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Flesh gay wizard
  12/11/25
Haha wow
Medicated vivacious potus
  08/28/25
Happy?
mahogany vibrant regret
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
Medicated vivacious potus
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
violent exhilarant public bath
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
Bull Headed Supple Elastic Band
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
violent exhilarant public bath
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
Bull Headed Supple Elastic Band
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
Beady-eyed Legal Warrant Turdskin
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
hot lime giraffe
  08/28/25
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Cream Vigorous Therapy French Chef
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
Amber wild pocket flask abode
  08/29/25
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Flatulent Boiling Water Heaven
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
seedy nibblets
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
lavender cheese-eating factory reset button
  08/29/25
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Cream Vigorous Therapy French Chef
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
adulterous incel generalized bond
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
lavender cheese-eating factory reset button
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
Flesh gay wizard
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
arousing jet corner
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
violent exhilarant public bath
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
Medicated vivacious potus
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
seedy nibblets
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
violent exhilarant public bath
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
Overrated magical chapel stock car
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
turquoise orchestra pit travel guidebook
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
Medicated vivacious potus
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
Bull Headed Supple Elastic Band
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
violent exhilarant public bath
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
lavender cheese-eating factory reset button
  09/01/25
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violent exhilarant public bath
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
lavender cheese-eating factory reset button
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
violent exhilarant public bath
  09/01/25
Lolololol
mahogany vibrant regret
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
Medicated vivacious potus
  09/01/25
?
Flesh gay wizard
  09/12/25
?
Flesh gay wizard
  11/27/25
?
Flesh gay wizard
  12/11/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
Cocky dilemma
  09/01/25
Fuck you
Medicated vivacious potus
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
violent exhilarant public bath
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
Flesh gay wizard
  09/12/25
Yes
violent exhilarant public bath
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
Flesh gay wizard
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
Flesh gay wizard
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
floppy dopamine state
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: floppy dopamine state



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: mind-boggling church building

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: floppy dopamine state



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Bull Headed Supple Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: pale menage

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: floppy dopamine state

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: French Circlehead

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: pale menage

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: violent exhilarant public bath

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: Flesh gay wizard

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: violent exhilarant public bath

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Flesh gay wizard

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: violent exhilarant public bath

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Flesh gay wizard

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: Flesh gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49381541)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Flesh gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49466781)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Flesh gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49503325)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: Medicated vivacious potus

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: mahogany vibrant regret

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Medicated vivacious potus

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: violent exhilarant public bath

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Bull Headed Supple Elastic Band

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: violent exhilarant public bath

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Bull Headed Supple Elastic Band

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Legal Warrant Turdskin

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: hot lime giraffe

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: Cream Vigorous Therapy French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Amber wild pocket flask abode

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Flatulent Boiling Water Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: seedy nibblets

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: lavender cheese-eating factory reset button

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Cream Vigorous Therapy French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: adulterous incel generalized bond

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: lavender cheese-eating factory reset button

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Flesh gay wizard

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: arousing jet corner

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: violent exhilarant public bath

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Medicated vivacious potus

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: seedy nibblets

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: violent exhilarant public bath

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Overrated magical chapel stock car

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: turquoise orchestra pit travel guidebook

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: Medicated vivacious potus

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Bull Headed Supple Elastic Band

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: violent exhilarant public bath

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: lavender cheese-eating factory reset button

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: violent exhilarant public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: lavender cheese-eating factory reset button

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: violent exhilarant public bath

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: mahogany vibrant regret

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Medicated vivacious potus

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Flesh gay wizard

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49259310)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Flesh gay wizard

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49466782)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Flesh gay wizard

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49503326)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Cocky dilemma

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Medicated vivacious potus

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: violent exhilarant public bath

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Flesh gay wizard

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: violent exhilarant public bath

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Flesh gay wizard

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Flesh gay wizard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: floppy dopamine state

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49259839)