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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
demanding offensive piazza
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
peach infuriating circlehead
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
Green market pocket flask
  04/18/25
Cr.
excitant knife
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
Medicated Sick Really Tough Guy
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
bat-shit-crazy area son of senegal
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
demanding offensive piazza
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
douglas j. needles
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
Mint buck-toothed set blood rage
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
demanding offensive piazza
  04/18/25
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
Useless federal orchestra pit factory reset button
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
demanding offensive piazza
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
Useless federal orchestra pit factory reset button
  04/18/25
...
yapping black nursing home
  04/18/25
...
Commonwealth of Niflheim
  08/17/26
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...,....,,........
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
internet-worthy fortuitous meteor forum
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
Rose Racy Affirmative Action Garrison
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
demanding offensive piazza
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
Rose Racy Affirmative Action Garrison
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
yapping black nursing home
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
demanding offensive piazza
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
Rose Racy Affirmative Action Garrison
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
demanding offensive piazza
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
Rose Racy Affirmative Action Garrison
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
Fantasy-prone dull halford temple
  04/18/25
jfc goys
Rose Racy Affirmative Action Garrison
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
yapping black nursing home
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
demanding offensive piazza
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
mewling mustard new version
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
yapping black nursing home
  04/18/25
Ty friend
mewling mustard new version
  04/18/25
...
Mamdani's Produce Aisle
  08/17/26
...
Mamdani's Produce Aisle
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
Twisted arousing plaza
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
demanding offensive piazza
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
Twisted arousing plaza
  04/18/25
...
Hairraiser soggy house black woman
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
Rose Racy Affirmative Action Garrison
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
demanding offensive piazza
  04/18/25
...
...,....,,........
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
Orchid fluffy casino
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
mewling mustard new version
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
demanding offensive piazza
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
demanding offensive piazza
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
demanding offensive piazza
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
Green market pocket flask
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
demanding offensive piazza
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
dried up stinky dick licker
  08/17/26
...
Mamdani's Produce Aisle
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
El Pene
  08/17/26
ur dumb
dried up stinky dick licker
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
El Pene
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
dried up stinky dick licker
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
El Pene
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
dried up stinky dick licker
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
OYT was Right All Along
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
dried up stinky dick licker
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
OYT was Right All Along
  08/17/26
...
Richard Ames
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
screen memories
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
dried up stinky dick licker
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
screen memories
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
A Principled Inferior Asian Slut
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
dried up stinky dick licker
  08/17/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: demanding offensive piazza

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: peach infuriating circlehead

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: Green market pocket flask

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: excitant knife

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Medicated Sick Really Tough Guy

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy area son of senegal

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: demanding offensive piazza

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: douglas j. needles

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Mint buck-toothed set blood rage

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: demanding offensive piazza

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48860121)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Useless federal orchestra pit factory reset button

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: demanding offensive piazza

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Useless federal orchestra pit factory reset button

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: yapping black nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Commonwealth of Niflheim (Prestige Feuds)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: internet-worthy fortuitous meteor forum

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Rose Racy Affirmative Action Garrison

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: demanding offensive piazza

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: Rose Racy Affirmative Action Garrison

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: yapping black nursing home

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: demanding offensive piazza

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: Rose Racy Affirmative Action Garrison

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: demanding offensive piazza

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: Rose Racy Affirmative Action Garrison

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone dull halford temple

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Rose Racy Affirmative Action Garrison

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: yapping black nursing home

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: demanding offensive piazza

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: mewling mustard new version

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: yapping black nursing home

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: mewling mustard new version

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Mamdani's Produce Aisle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: Mamdani's Produce Aisle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Twisted arousing plaza

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: demanding offensive piazza

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: Twisted arousing plaza

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Hairraiser soggy house black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Rose Racy Affirmative Action Garrison

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: demanding offensive piazza

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Orchid fluffy casino

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: mewling mustard new version

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: demanding offensive piazza

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: demanding offensive piazza

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: demanding offensive piazza

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Green market pocket flask

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: demanding offensive piazza

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: dried up stinky dick licker

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Mamdani's Produce Aisle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: El Pene (🧐)

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: dried up stinky dick licker

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: El Pene (🧐)

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: dried up stinky dick licker

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: El Pene (🧐)

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: dried up stinky dick licker

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: OYT was Right All Along ( )

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: dried up stinky dick licker

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: OYT was Right All Along ( )

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Richard Ames



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: screen memories

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: dried up stinky dick licker

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: screen memories

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: A Principled Inferior Asian Slut

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: dried up stinky dick licker

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#50073656)