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  10/09/14
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its cliche to say "not flame" but its not. I wa...
sable cerebral electric furnace son of senegal
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Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
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HOW much younger
free-loading range
  10/09/14
11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the...
sable cerebral electric furnace son of senegal
  10/09/14
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Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
  10/09/14
Im 28 bro. When I left home she was in the 2nd grade
sable cerebral electric furnace son of senegal
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Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
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Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?
Primrose queen of the night
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Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
  10/09/14
send her a dick pic
Vibrant bright property
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she's flaming u back u autistic wizard
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Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
  10/09/14
fuck her, and society, right in the ass
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Primrose queen of the night
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Greedy cuckoldry messiness
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Marvelous idiotic death wish yarmulke
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  10/10/14
laughing so hard at this
up-to-no-good codepig hospital
  10/18/14
what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it
Olive Cocky Corner
  10/08/16
https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z
Harsh Maroon Heaven Private Investor
  10/06/25
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Fear-inspiring Fanboi
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Aphrodisiac Cordovan Athletic Conference
  10/27/14
Depends. How attractive is she?
Mildly Autistic Haunted Graveyard
  10/09/14
not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread. ...
beta whorehouse
  10/11/14
?
Rose appetizing headpube
  10/11/14
imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.
beta whorehouse
  10/11/14
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tripping menage
  10/27/14
bump for columbus day
puce brethren
  10/06/15
At Christmas http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl
crimson cruel-hearted tattoo
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Flirting forum
  02/05/17
lol
Insane Charismatic Jap Nowag
  10/09/14
Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your p...
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brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone ...
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Aphrodisiac Cordovan Athletic Conference
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anal pistol
  10/10/14
He speaks for all of us
citrine stage dingle berry
  10/09/14
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chrome goal in life church building
  10/09/14
Sounds like Festivus
Primrose queen of the night
  10/09/14
Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition not to me...
Stimulating Apoplectic Space
  10/09/14
Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather tha...
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  10/09/14
yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interp...
sable cerebral electric furnace son of senegal
  10/09/14
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Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
  10/09/14
lolol. Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day cele...
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Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
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cr try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped toppin...
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...
diverse frum depressive parlor
  10/09/14
could send her a "rate this line" and then send th...
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  10/09/14
Shrewd
multi-colored spot incel
  10/09/14
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Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
  10/09/14
Twist: She already sent him the lick message.
big learning disabled gaping base
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fluffy lilac chad doctorate
  10/09/14
180
gay pontificating church
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180
Violet Cracking Casino
  10/09/14
180^180
Umber Nubile Clown Background Story
  10/09/14
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effete box office
  10/09/14
what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you w...
Umber Nubile Clown Background Story
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Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
  10/09/14
how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying aroun...
Umber Nubile Clown Background Story
  10/09/14
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Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
  10/09/14
"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh
free-loading range
  10/09/14
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Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
  10/09/14
seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality
soul-stirring copper sandwich plaza
  10/09/14
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Umber Nubile Clown Background Story
  10/09/14
How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.
hideous frozen jew
  10/09/14
second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty s...
fluffy lilac chad doctorate
  10/09/14
...
Rose appetizing headpube
  10/09/14
No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.
lemon splenetic stead ceo
  10/09/14
wildly underrated
Brilliant Indirect Expression
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Wonderful lodge crotch
  12/06/14
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Pearly Impressive Address
  10/10/20
You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you...
Ruby Razzle-dazzle Field Hairy Legs
  10/09/14
describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face
Olive Cocky Corner
  10/09/14
i have no recollection of posting in this thread
Olive Cocky Corner
  10/08/16
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Amethyst useless boiling water den
  10/31/16
OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?
Rose appetizing headpube
  10/09/14
?
soggy talented stag film
  10/09/14
it's a serious issue bro
Rose appetizing headpube
  10/09/14
(xo 2014)
Turquoise theater
  10/09/14
or 2013 or 2012 ... or 2004
overrated preventive strike
  10/09/14
a damning indictment.
razzmatazz station
  10/11/14
180
claret sickened senate
  10/09/14
if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have jus...
bonkers kitty cat
  10/09/14
cr. swiping overrides biology
Rose appetizing headpube
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Umber Nubile Clown Background Story
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anal pistol
  10/09/14
Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sist...
chrome goal in life church building
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Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
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Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not ...
chrome goal in life church building
  10/09/14
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Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
  10/09/14
1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)
bonkers kitty cat
  10/09/14
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Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
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Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
  10/09/14
honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kin...
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...
Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
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And 10/10 xo women
cyan lettuce jewess
  10/10/14
Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking abo...
Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
  10/09/14
Titcr Occam's razor bro
cyan lettuce jewess
  10/09/14
It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery
Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
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misunderstood orchestra pit milk
  10/11/14
you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime ...
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Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
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exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to m...
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Aphrodisiac Cordovan Athletic Conference
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...
swashbuckling office
  10/09/14
message back "well, at least one of us is hard."
Glittery Theatre
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorro...
sable cerebral electric furnace son of senegal
  10/09/14
lol
hideous frozen jew
  10/09/14
180
Rose appetizing headpube
  10/09/14
lmao
bateful point wrinkle
  10/09/14
tyft
Umber Nubile Clown Background Story
  10/09/14
Lol
Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
  10/09/14
...
Odious school cafeteria
  10/09/14
This is good.
Confused library rigor
  10/09/14
180 billion
bonkers kitty cat
  10/09/14
well. fucking. played.
fluffy lilac chad doctorate
  10/09/14
very well executed, flame or not
Hilarious shitlib
  10/09/14
...
anal pistol
  10/09/14
180 this is great
Alcoholic domesticated juggernaut tanning salon
  10/10/14
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effete box office
  10/11/14
The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?&...
exciting flushed community account
  10/09/14
yeah, this flame fucking sucks. diaf OP
Hairraiser Lay Dog Poop
  10/09/14
Stfu we need this, badly.
cyan lettuce jewess
  10/09/14
(no fun guy)
honey-headed lascivious nursing home
  10/09/14
...
hyperventilating water buffalo stage
  06/05/18
(Guy who needs to STFU)
magical narrow-minded temple pisswyrm
  10/09/14
Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014
Umber Nubile Clown Background Story
  10/09/14
UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a te...
sable cerebral electric furnace son of senegal
  10/09/14
LOL homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pant...
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  10/09/14
...
Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
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...
magical narrow-minded temple pisswyrm
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...
Aphrodisiac Cordovan Athletic Conference
  10/27/14
...
fluffy lilac chad doctorate
  10/09/14
oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?
mahogany unholy native legend
  10/09/14
brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up...
Buck-toothed hominid
  10/09/14
u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and...
Olive Cocky Corner
  10/09/14
I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.
Confused library rigor
  10/09/14
titcr
magical narrow-minded temple pisswyrm
  10/09/14
...
Confused library rigor
  10/09/14
why is she nervous?
Umber Nubile Clown Background Story
  10/09/14
Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.
hideous frozen jew
  10/09/14
...
effete box office
  10/11/14
EDM sluts too YNY..
swashbuckling office
  10/09/14
this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincide...
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  10/09/14
get your phone charged, idiot you don't want a dead phone t...
overrated preventive strike
  10/10/14
Looks like a double date to me.
Fragrant Keepsake Machete
  10/11/21
The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute?...
sable cerebral electric furnace son of senegal
  10/09/14
Easy neg, just say she's your sister.
hideous frozen jew
  10/09/14
Post a pic of sis
citrine stage dingle berry
  10/09/14
fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her f...
Umber Nubile Clown Background Story
  10/09/14
nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched wi...
mahogany unholy native legend
  10/09/14
yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she re...
Umber Nubile Clown Background Story
  10/09/14
MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has be...
Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
  10/09/14
I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.
Confused library rigor
  10/09/14
"MUCH more likely" tyft
Marvelous idiotic death wish yarmulke
  10/11/14
well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea ...
mahogany unholy native legend
  10/09/14
nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on...
Marvelous idiotic death wish yarmulke
  10/11/14
box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not...
Heady market
  10/09/14
underrated suggestion
at-the-ready dark shrine half-breed
  10/11/14
selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thre...
Well-lubricated pearl dragon antidepressant drug
  10/09/14
This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.
Spectacular Drunken Nibblets State
  10/09/14
There is some next level shit happening here. In this thr...
Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
  10/09/14
ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too...
swashbuckling office
  10/09/14
DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWA...
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  10/09/14
i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that...
swashbuckling office
  10/09/14
...
soul-stirring copper sandwich plaza
  10/10/14
...
Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
  10/09/14
...
magical narrow-minded temple pisswyrm
  10/09/14
I've literally never been more excited in my life.
cyan lettuce jewess
  10/09/14
...
chartreuse trailer park voyeur
  10/09/14
...
Balding exhilarant persian organic girlfriend
  10/12/14
1800000000
Laughsome red principal's office
  10/09/14
I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.
Rose appetizing headpube
  10/09/14
life is hard as shit they should fuck
chartreuse trailer park voyeur
  10/09/14
I really like this as just a general motto.
hideous frozen jew
  10/09/14
...
anal pistol
  10/10/14
You need to fuck her right in the pussy.
Rose appetizing headpube
  10/09/14
Loling hard
Confused library rigor
  10/09/14
Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my b...
Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
  10/09/14
homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread
misunderstood orchestra pit milk
  10/11/14
can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding...
Blue striped hyena university
  10/09/14
...
Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
  10/09/14
there's prime real estate for sale further up.
Well-lubricated pearl dragon antidepressant drug
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim ...
sable cerebral electric furnace son of senegal
  10/09/14
backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz
Rose appetizing headpube
  10/09/14
fuckk me
sable cerebral electric furnace son of senegal
  10/09/14
you have to fuck her now, it's done
Rose appetizing headpube
  10/09/14
i know u IRL
Olive Cocky Corner
  10/09/14
god's work, friend OP- dem titties
swashbuckling office
  10/09/14
...
Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
  10/09/14
unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her
Mildly Autistic Haunted Graveyard
  10/09/14
*unzips pants* RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!
magical narrow-minded temple pisswyrm
  10/09/14
WTF NOOOOOO
dashing main people piazza
  10/10/14
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again
Turquoise theater
  10/10/14
fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!
misunderstood orchestra pit milk
  10/11/14
Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall
hideous frozen jew
  10/09/14
...
Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
  10/09/14
multiple lols from reading this thread
Hilarious shitlib
  10/09/14
discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make ...
Olive Cocky Corner
  10/09/14
...
Olive Cocky Corner
  10/10/14
...
bonkers kitty cat
  10/09/14
i could see it
Rose appetizing headpube
  10/09/14
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
Pale regret
  10/09/14
BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s
Umber Nubile Clown Background Story
  10/09/14
...
anal pistol
  10/09/14
*ZOZO
Bronze Step-uncle's House New Version
  06/27/16
...
ultramarine parlour
  10/09/14
OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.
swashbuckling office
  10/09/14
The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive
cheese-eating indian lodge
  10/10/14
gunna need to see that pic again
gaped twinkling national
  10/10/14
WTF?
bateful point wrinkle
  10/10/14
UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover an...
sable cerebral electric furnace son of senegal
  10/10/14
listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and ...
bateful point wrinkle
  10/10/14
...
Rose appetizing headpube
  10/10/14
120
Laughsome red principal's office
  10/10/14
post the pic again
Turquoise theater
  10/10/14
...
Confused library rigor
  10/10/14
Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happin...
Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
  10/10/14
...
swashbuckling office
  10/10/14
Do it for yourself, do it for each other.
cyan lettuce jewess
  10/10/14
Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occu...
citrine stage dingle berry
  10/10/14
TY, brother. That was deep.
Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
  10/10/14
Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread
citrine stage dingle berry
  10/10/14
...
Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
  10/10/14
180 thread have a great weekend bro
wild sneaky criminal
  10/10/14
UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, ...
sable cerebral electric furnace son of senegal
  10/10/14
your mom knows and she is very proud
overrated preventive strike
  10/10/14
This bro. Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl ...
big learning disabled gaping base
  10/10/14
...
Razzle stubborn ticket booth
  10/11/14
so rong, so rite
Aromatic black woman prole
  10/11/14
give in to nature, brother.
Rose appetizing headpube
  10/10/14
...
Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
  10/10/14
...
Confused library rigor
  10/10/14
take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home....
thriller round eye generalized bond
  10/10/14
work out first, then skip the shower.
Rose appetizing headpube
  10/10/14
...
Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
  10/10/14
Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unloc...
Confused library rigor
  10/10/14
...
Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
  10/10/14
What's for dinner?
Coral Kitchen
  10/10/14
Jack off in the shampoo bottle
citrine stage dingle berry
  10/10/14
Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it...
Ruby Razzle-dazzle Field Hairy Legs
  10/10/14
180
Abnormal mentally impaired crackhouse trust fund
  10/10/14
Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making he...
buff cowardly gas station
  10/10/14
This can be their Columbus Day thing.
anal pistol
  10/10/14
she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she...
Mildly Autistic Haunted Graveyard
  10/10/14
she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him...
Ruby Razzle-dazzle Field Hairy Legs
  10/10/14
...
anal pistol
  10/10/14
why would u go to jail bro
Umber Nubile Clown Background Story
  10/10/14
even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.
metal 180 center
  10/10/14
She can't handle how much she wants the dick. No, though,...
hideous frozen jew
  10/10/14
wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove ...
Umber Nubile Clown Background Story
  10/10/14
...
Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
  10/11/14
This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thre...
Umber Nubile Clown Background Story
  10/10/14
...
anal pistol
  10/10/14
it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/maj...
Aromatic black woman prole
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not hom...
sable cerebral electric furnace son of senegal
  10/11/14
*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning...
Boyish deranged really tough guy theater stage
  10/11/14
Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.
Demanding stirring corn cake
  10/11/14
And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childho...
sable cerebral electric furnace son of senegal
  10/11/14
omg
Mildly Autistic Haunted Graveyard
  10/11/14
wtfffff, this cannot be real
chestnut tank
  10/11/14
HAHAHAHAHA
Emerald rehab
  10/11/14
Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your...
ultramarine parlour
  10/11/14
...
Rose appetizing headpube
  10/11/14
...
Emerald rehab
  10/11/14
this isn't box but otherwise cr
lime locus partner
  10/11/14
...
anal pistol
  10/11/14
honored but this isn't my work
up-to-no-good codepig hospital
  10/18/14
...
vengeful goyim
  04/01/22
I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love...
Transparent newt puppy
  10/11/14
oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.
know-it-all embarrassed to the bone multi-billionaire school
  10/11/14
...
Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
  10/11/14
...
Aphrodisiac Cordovan Athletic Conference
  10/27/14
agreed, best thread of 2014 already
lake titillating blood rage
  10/11/14
Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothi...
Emerald rehab
  10/11/14
Creampie pics
Mildly Autistic Haunted Graveyard
  10/11/14
...
Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
  10/11/14
Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position
lake titillating blood rage
  10/11/14
...
Olive Cocky Corner
  10/11/14
ROFL mr wubbly u fuckin slut
fluffy lilac chad doctorate
  10/11/14
Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful
citrine stage dingle berry
  10/11/14
...
Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
  10/11/14
...
lemon splenetic stead ceo
  11/21/15
ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY
Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
  10/11/14
...
Razzle stubborn ticket booth
  10/11/14
...
anal pistol
  10/11/14
...
fluffy lilac chad doctorate
  10/11/14
*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*
Aphrodisiac Cordovan Athletic Conference
  10/27/14
lmfao
Stimulating Apoplectic Space
  10/11/14
amazing
poppy home sweet tailpipe
  10/11/14
Holy shit, can't stop LOLing
Confused library rigor
  10/11/14
180
hideous frozen jew
  10/11/14
...
soul-stirring copper sandwich plaza
  10/11/14
...
anal pistol
  10/11/14
OH GOD, OH-
Aphrodisiac Cordovan Athletic Conference
  10/27/14
OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA&qu...
Sienna offensive ladyboy police squad
  10/11/14
Not the point you turd
Transparent newt puppy
  10/11/14
FUCKING DOOBS
Emerald rehab
  10/11/14
nice work, ape detective doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at l...
fluffy lilac chad doctorate
  10/11/14
Seriously.
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  10/11/14
did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you...
know-it-all embarrassed to the bone multi-billionaire school
  10/11/14
...
lime locus partner
  10/11/14
180. And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.
excitant azn wagecucks
  10/11/14
long overdue 180 to this one
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  03/28/16
...
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...
Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
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...
Umber Nubile Clown Background Story
  10/11/14
fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch ...
Comical snowy bbw mother
  10/11/14
...
Talking sex offender philosopher-king
  10/11/14
...
Umber Nubile Clown Background Story
  10/11/14
plz poast
Chocolate Impertinent Kitty
  10/11/14
must need fap soon.
Talking sex offender philosopher-king
  10/11/14
co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS
misunderstood orchestra pit milk
  10/11/14
Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them poste...
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short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerle...
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  10/11/14
somebody pls respond
at-the-ready dark shrine half-breed
  10/11/14
For the love of god
Confused library rigor
  10/11/14
...
Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
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lol the loving detail that went into this description, man
fluffy lilac chad doctorate
  10/11/14
you're a good dood
at-the-ready dark shrine half-breed
  10/11/14
I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little frea...
sable cerebral electric furnace son of senegal
  10/11/14
good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast
citrine stage dingle berry
  10/11/14
180 this thread is delivering.
provocative site immigrant
  10/11/14
I BELIEVE
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describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls i...
Olive Cocky Corner
  10/11/14
plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again
misunderstood orchestra pit milk
  10/11/14
1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much durin...
cyan lettuce jewess
  10/11/14
...
Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
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THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL
Confused library rigor
  10/11/14
FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY
Razzle stubborn ticket booth
  10/11/14
...
Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
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lol 180
fluffy lilac chad doctorate
  10/11/14
OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand...
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  10/11/14
(NOT a Lannister fan)
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  10/11/14
...
Light Cuckold Affirmative Action
  10/11/14
poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity
cyan lettuce jewess
  10/11/14
please delete. Let him write the story.
Painfully honest beady-eyed hall
  10/11/14
lol at people ITT believing the OP well done
self-centered legal warrant
  10/11/14
...
Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
  10/11/14
never claimed to be a flame scholar
self-centered legal warrant
  10/11/14
uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180
free-loading range
  10/11/14
this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titilla...
trip dopamine dilemma
  10/11/14
(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relation...
cyan lettuce jewess
  10/11/14
(evan39)
Laughsome red principal's office
  10/11/14
you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the X...
Mildly Autistic Haunted Graveyard
  10/11/14
it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme wa...
trip dopamine dilemma
  10/11/14
http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg
slap-happy idea he suggested pozpig
  10/11/14
keeping it real
Painfully honest beady-eyed hall
  10/11/14
...
misunderstood orchestra pit milk
  10/11/14
cr
jet-lagged arousing sanctuary halford
  10/11/14
Amen.
salmon zippy hunting ground factory reset button
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lol cr
Wonderful lodge crotch
  10/11/14
...
Marvelous idiotic death wish yarmulke
  10/11/14
...
fluffy lilac chad doctorate
  10/11/14
...
anal pistol
  10/11/14
...
Aphrodisiac Cordovan Athletic Conference
  10/27/14
i can't see how this could end badly
at-the-ready dark shrine half-breed
  10/11/14
...
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it's fucking awesome
chartreuse trailer park voyeur
  10/11/14
it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and th...
at-the-ready dark shrine half-breed
  10/11/14
" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family ap...
Mildly Autistic Haunted Graveyard
  10/11/14
this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure...
at-the-ready dark shrine half-breed
  10/11/14
what makes you an expert on consensual incest?
Mildly Autistic Haunted Graveyard
  10/11/14
i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature tee...
at-the-ready dark shrine half-breed
  10/11/14
i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls ...
chartreuse trailer park voyeur
  10/11/14
180
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  10/11/14
if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal fir...
at-the-ready dark shrine half-breed
  10/11/14
...
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Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your ...
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...
chartreuse trailer park voyeur
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(Really gullible person)
Umber Nubile Clown Background Story
  10/11/14
On the other hand....YOLO!
hateful wine personal credit line
  10/11/14
counterpoint: they should do it
chartreuse trailer park voyeur
  10/11/14
fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they shou...
at-the-ready dark shrine half-breed
  10/11/14
...
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  10/11/14
We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year...
Confused library rigor
  10/11/14
...
cyan lettuce jewess
  10/11/14
there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i ...
Laughsome red principal's office
  10/11/14
...
Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
  10/11/14
i agree. one person is going to get their dick wet insid...
Olive Cocky Corner
  10/11/14
lol
Motley French Chef
  10/11/14
underrated
mahogany unholy native legend
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...
Supple tan location selfie
  10/12/14
...
Aphrodisiac Cordovan Athletic Conference
  10/27/14
itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters
flesh high-end garrison roommate
  10/11/14
So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?
Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
  10/11/14
...
Confused library rigor
  10/11/14
hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of thi...
flesh high-end garrison roommate
  10/11/14
...
Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
  10/11/14
been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight
flesh high-end garrison roommate
  10/11/14
...
Aphrodisiac Cordovan Athletic Conference
  10/27/14
lol
Irradiated Locale Double Fault
  10/11/14
If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology
ultramarine parlour
  10/11/14
Can I please have my dildo back?
Saffron nighttime resort
  10/11/14
...
Arrogant opaque bawdyhouse idiot
  10/11/14
180
provocative site immigrant
  10/11/14
180
free-loading range
  10/11/14
180
fluffy lilac chad doctorate
  10/11/14
...
Marvelous idiotic death wish yarmulke
  10/11/14
This is how I envision this thread going down: http://youtu...
bat shit crazy meetinghouse
  10/11/14
...
Contagious area
  10/11/14
that was a good thread
fluffy lilac chad doctorate
  10/11/14
This link is incredibly accurate. Sister in vid is hawt.
crimson cruel-hearted tattoo
  10/12/14
UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and tw...
sable cerebral electric furnace son of senegal
  10/11/14
Nicely slow-played, OP.
hateful wine personal credit line
  10/11/14
...
Rose appetizing headpube
  10/11/14
...
Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
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180
provocative site immigrant
  10/11/14
OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend toni...
hateful wine personal credit line
  10/11/14
...
Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
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I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is ...
hateful wine personal credit line
  10/11/14
I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you o...
Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
  10/11/14
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&f...
Heady market
  10/11/14
Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her d...
passionate walnut liquid oxygen abode
  10/11/14
Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notorio...
Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
  10/11/14
u sir are the stockton to OP's malone
cyan lettuce jewess
  10/11/14
...
citrine stage dingle berry
  10/11/14
I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.
Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
  10/11/14
...
Umber Nubile Clown Background Story
  10/11/14
...
Aphrodisiac Cordovan Athletic Conference
  10/27/14
This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marr...
Umber Nubile Clown Background Story
  10/11/14
This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I...
Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
  10/11/14
Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf Go on...
Umber Nubile Clown Background Story
  10/11/14
Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider...
Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
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Go on...
Aphrodisiac Cordovan Athletic Conference
  10/27/14
...
Heady market
  10/11/14
Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight
citrine stage dingle berry
  10/11/14
"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trai...
Infuriating Mind-boggling House Mood
  10/11/14
...
citrine stage dingle berry
  10/11/14
Brother, it was like you were actually there.
Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
  10/11/14
gotta be this commercial, amirite? http://www.youtube.com...
passionate walnut liquid oxygen abode
  10/11/14
Yessir.
Infuriating Mind-boggling House Mood
  10/11/14
Sister: You're my present this year Brother: Well why don...
Olive Cocky Corner
  10/11/14
...
lime locus partner
  10/11/14
...
anal pistol
  10/11/14
Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.
Yellow windowlicker weed whacker
  10/12/14
...
Aphrodisiac Cordovan Athletic Conference
  10/27/14
...
Supple tan location selfie
  10/12/14
...
Aphrodisiac Cordovan Athletic Conference
  10/27/14
Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire ...
Umber Nubile Clown Background Story
  10/11/14
...
Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
  10/11/14
lol incestmos
chestnut tank
  10/11/14
Greatest flame thread in XO history?
Marvelous idiotic death wish yarmulke
  10/11/14
...
Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
  10/11/14
Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the ti...
Umber Nubile Clown Background Story
  10/11/14
...
Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
  10/11/14
Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history t...
Umber Nubile Clown Background Story
  10/11/14
TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people
passionate walnut liquid oxygen abode
  10/11/14
Doesn't change what I said This is probably the first thr...
Umber Nubile Clown Background Story
  10/11/14
the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of h...
fluffy lilac chad doctorate
  10/11/14
JFC, that was a great thread
Aphrodisiac Cordovan Athletic Conference
  10/27/14
op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?
free-loading range
  10/11/14
...
histrionic sadistic brunch
  10/11/14
How has no one reposted the pic
Curious smoky
  10/11/14
...
histrionic sadistic brunch
  10/11/14
Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker
Umber Nubile Clown Background Story
  10/11/14
...
Rose appetizing headpube
  10/11/14
Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for?...
Umber Nubile Clown Background Story
  10/11/14
God fucking dammit
Odious school cafeteria
  10/11/14
What the fuck - it's doobs!!
Transparent newt puppy
  10/11/14
anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo...
chestnut tank
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit off...
sable cerebral electric furnace son of senegal
  10/11/14
cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pa...
fluffy lilac chad doctorate
  10/11/14
lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rap...
Heady market
  10/11/14
Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to...
cyan lettuce jewess
  10/11/14
...
Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
  10/11/14
...
Buck-toothed hominid
  10/11/14
Get help Doobs/Box
Floppy filthy degenerate
  10/11/14
more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this....
Comical snowy bbw mother
  10/11/14
motherfucker give us the goddamn pic I'm a lifelong trust...
Comical snowy bbw mother
  10/11/14
UPDATE: maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate ...
sable cerebral electric furnace son of senegal
  10/11/14
in on epic thread
Geriatric ebony fortuitous meteor dysfunction
  10/11/14
...
Turquoise theater
  10/11/14
...
anal pistol
  10/11/14
Oh my
citrine stage dingle berry
  10/11/14
omg
glassy travel guidebook
  10/11/14
...
Kink-friendly mint potus
  10/11/14
delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart ...
fluffy lilac chad doctorate
  10/11/14
seriously. the man has a family, after all.
hateful wine personal credit line
  10/11/14
BAW GAWD
citrine stage dingle berry
  10/11/14
...
anal pistol
  10/11/14
Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space
Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
  10/11/14
What the fuck is going on
hideous frozen jew
  10/11/14
there's to be a fuck going on alright
glassy travel guidebook
  10/11/14
WHAT IN THE 180
crystalline
  10/11/14
GOOD LUCK, BROTHER
Jade racy feces
  10/11/14
what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stone...
Ruby Razzle-dazzle Field Hairy Legs
  10/11/14
Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is a...
Geriatric ebony fortuitous meteor dysfunction
  10/11/14
By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap th...
fishy
  10/11/14
...
Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
  10/11/14
fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pin...
Boyish deranged really tough guy theater stage
  10/11/14
...
flesh high-end garrison roommate
  10/11/14
Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as...
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  10/11/14
...
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  10/12/14
thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.
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  10/11/14
i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there...
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  10/11/14
...
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...
Marvelous idiotic death wish yarmulke
  10/11/14
ungh so hard now.
razzmatazz station
  10/11/14
wtf
Electric toilet seat
  10/11/14
Xo 2014: this is believable Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MI...
aquamarine karate
  10/11/14
bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar ...
Boyish deranged really tough guy theater stage
  10/11/14
Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a wait...
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  10/11/14
Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit'...
Saffron nighttime resort
  10/11/14
...
fluffy lilac chad doctorate
  10/11/14
...
Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
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iwanttobelieve.jpg
fluffy lilac chad doctorate
  10/11/14
http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_...
Ruby Razzle-dazzle Field Hairy Legs
  10/11/14
Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally postin...
passionate walnut liquid oxygen abode
  10/11/14
was the Lucio moniker doobs?
Abnormal mentally impaired crackhouse trust fund
  10/11/14
That's what I thought
passionate walnut liquid oxygen abode
  10/11/14
what lucio moniker? wat poast?
Boyish deranged really tough guy theater stage
  10/11/14
I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this ...
crystalline
  10/11/14
Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.
passionate walnut liquid oxygen abode
  10/11/14
...
fluffy lilac chad doctorate
  10/11/14
The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reac...
Heady market
  10/11/14
Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A G...
crystalline
  10/11/14
...
Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
  10/11/14
...
Umber Nubile Clown Background Story
  10/11/14
Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at so...
Saffron nighttime resort
  10/11/14
Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy We salute you.
Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
  10/11/14
...
fluffy lilac chad doctorate
  10/11/14
You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinof...
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  10/11/14
CRIMINALLY underrated poast
deep pervert
  11/21/15
...
Infuriating Mind-boggling House Mood
  10/11/14
...
Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
  10/11/14
gtfo
misunderstood orchestra pit milk
  10/12/14
...
Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
  10/11/14
To be fair, Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't ...
Sapphire gaming laptop
  10/11/14
Holy shit
Transparent newt puppy
  10/11/14
?
mustard patrolman hell
  10/11/14
...
dull sound barrier
  10/11/14
180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end ...
Topaz
  10/11/14
i think it is :(
Laughsome red principal's office
  10/11/14
If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort ...
Topaz
  10/11/14
good self deprecation
glassy travel guidebook
  10/11/14
...
dull sound barrier
  10/11/14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU
bipolar shimmering
  10/11/14
lol
fluffy lilac chad doctorate
  10/12/14
180, this is a goat thread
Marvelous idiotic death wish yarmulke
  10/12/14
180
Scarlet Internal Respiration Famous Landscape Painting
  10/12/14
update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie...
sable cerebral electric furnace son of senegal
  10/11/14
120
concupiscible pit twinkling uncleanness
  10/11/14
Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style ...
citrine stage dingle berry
  10/11/14
Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up li...
Marvelous idiotic death wish yarmulke
  10/11/14
...
Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
  10/11/14
what song is playing?
Marvelous idiotic death wish yarmulke
  10/11/14
Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u
cyan lettuce jewess
  10/11/14
dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick...
iridescent disturbing mad-dog skullcap
  10/12/14
...
Emerald rehab
  10/12/14
being too drunk is going to ruin this
Hilarious shitlib
  10/12/14
u need to fuck ur sister u owe us
chartreuse trailer park voyeur
  10/12/14
...
Comical snowy bbw mother
  12/06/14
...
Emerald rehab
  10/12/14
shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular her...
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  10/12/14
Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook: ht...
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  10/12/14
...
Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
  10/12/14
Holy shit holy shit
sable cerebral electric furnace son of senegal
  10/12/14
Well!?
Odious school cafeteria
  10/12/14
...
Emerald rehab
  10/12/14
plz respond
chartreuse trailer park voyeur
  10/12/14
I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the...
soggy talented stag film
  10/12/14
just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.
lime locus partner
  10/12/14
Well?
buff cowardly gas station
  10/12/14
It is the clutch situation of the season. ...
knife
  10/12/14
what's it gonna be boy
mustard patrolman hell
  10/12/14
180000000
provocative site immigrant
  10/12/14
??
bateful point wrinkle
  10/12/14
??? ! ???
anal pistol
  10/12/14
Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY ...
Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
  10/12/14
more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on th...
haunting
  10/12/14
Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame as...
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  10/12/14
...
Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
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K, ty.
hideous frozen jew
  10/12/14
Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting cau...
Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
  10/12/14
Double post, sorry.
hideous frozen jew
  10/12/14
My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also fe...
sable cerebral electric furnace son of senegal
  10/12/14
...
Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
  10/12/14
...
Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
  10/12/14
...this is getting dark
misunderstood orchestra pit milk
  10/12/14
right? really didn't expect this story to get dark, given...
mustard patrolman hell
  10/12/14
As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?
Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
  10/12/14
...
citrine stage dingle berry
  10/12/14
...
fishy
  10/12/14
She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started d...
Infuriating Mind-boggling House Mood
  10/12/14
please proceed. tyia
Painfully honest beady-eyed hall
  10/12/14
Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story ...
Hilarious shitlib
  10/12/14
yeah, and after everyone warned him!!
at-the-ready dark shrine half-breed
  10/12/14
she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180
Laughsome red principal's office
  10/12/14
please continue
Supple tan location selfie
  10/12/14
"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think...
chartreuse trailer park voyeur
  10/12/14
"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at th...
Infuriating Mind-boggling House Mood
  10/12/14
I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro
charcoal toaster boltzmann
  10/12/14
(Lannister Fan)
Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
  10/12/14
...
Umber Nubile Clown Background Story
  10/12/14
go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impreg...
Mildly Autistic Haunted Graveyard
  10/12/14
...
Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
  10/12/14
link for research poirposes?
Umber Nubile Clown Background Story
  10/12/14
UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn'...
Drab
  10/12/14
(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) ...
sable cerebral electric furnace son of senegal
  10/12/14
(guy taking his flame way too seriously)
Drab
  10/12/14
sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today ma...
sable cerebral electric furnace son of senegal
  10/12/14
WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!
lake titillating blood rage
  10/12/14
I don't know what to think anymore
charcoal toaster boltzmann
  10/12/14
ty
Olive Cocky Corner
  10/12/14
Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone th...
charcoal toaster boltzmann
  10/12/14
To get the deets on the Columbus day thing
Drab
  10/12/14
And scene.
Marvelous idiotic death wish yarmulke
  10/12/14
nigger
Olive Cocky Corner
  10/12/14
Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.
Marvelous idiotic death wish yarmulke
  10/12/14
This post is NON-CANNON
Marvelous idiotic death wish yarmulke
  10/12/14
It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened
Drab
  10/12/14
...
Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
  10/12/14
...
self-centered legal warrant
  10/12/14
...
Marvelous idiotic death wish yarmulke
  10/12/14
Shameful display, brother. Go write your own thread with ...
Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
  10/12/14
...
Boyish deranged really tough guy theater stage
  10/12/14
real update, plz?
at-the-ready dark shrine half-breed
  10/12/14
Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over ...
Khaki
  10/12/14
...
Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
  10/12/14
Post 600!
Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
  10/12/14
you guys realize this is all flame, right?
Irate associate
  10/12/14
they wall want to fuck their sisters tho
Electric toilet seat
  10/12/14
You don't?
multi-colored spot incel
  10/12/14
...
Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
  10/12/14
FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hung...
sable cerebral electric furnace son of senegal
  10/12/14
...
Infuriating Mind-boggling House Mood
  10/12/14
wtf
Umber Nubile Clown Background Story
  10/12/14
youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before bu...
flesh high-end garrison roommate
  10/12/14
need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in ...
Umber Nubile Clown Background Story
  10/12/14
that stupid shit screamed tbf to me
flesh high-end garrison roommate
  10/12/14
...
iridescent disturbing mad-dog skullcap
  10/12/14
cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historica...
Sienna offensive ladyboy police squad
  10/12/14
also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so...
flesh high-end garrison roommate
  10/12/14
Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like...
crystalline
  10/12/14
sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the ...
flesh high-end garrison roommate
  10/12/14
def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere
Sienna offensive ladyboy police squad
  10/12/14
this ending isn't very satisfying
Mildly Autistic Haunted Graveyard
  10/12/14
cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot o...
Rose appetizing headpube
  10/12/14
it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and...
overrated preventive strike
  10/12/14
...
crimson cruel-hearted tattoo
  10/12/14
gross man thats ur sister
Well-lubricated pearl dragon antidepressant drug
  10/12/14
did u fuck or not
Olive Cocky Corner
  10/12/14
...
Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
  10/12/14
180 Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you we...
Umber Nubile Clown Background Story
  10/12/14
...
Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
  10/12/14
120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this wa...
avocado circlehead gunner
  10/12/14
OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to...
Bisexual brindle mediation
  10/12/14
The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. Th...
hateful wine personal credit line
  10/12/14
Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in ti...
charcoal toaster boltzmann
  10/12/14
...
deep pervert
  11/21/15
...
Seedy Cuck
  10/06/25
I like it. Good luck brother.
Marvelous idiotic death wish yarmulke
  10/12/14
You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitl...
ultramarine parlour
  10/12/14
This is a great guess.
anal pistol
  10/13/14
180, ty.
hideous frozen jew
  10/12/14
brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for...
Hairless
  10/12/14
180
sick burgundy candlestick maker old irish cottage
  10/08/16
This conclusion has aged surprisingly well
  10/31/16
...
deep pervert
  10/09/18
Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or m...
ratface
  10/11/21
i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man a...
fantasy-prone party of the first part
  10/12/14
"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world...
Contagious area
  10/12/14
Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or...
crystalline
  10/12/14
love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to t...
overrated preventive strike
  10/12/14
titc analysis
up-to-no-good codepig hospital
  10/18/14
...
deep pervert
  10/09/18
well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl ...
buff cowardly gas station
  10/12/14
A+++++ i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread de...
misunderstood orchestra pit milk
  10/13/14
OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johns...
Balding exhilarant persian organic girlfriend
  10/13/14
Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with ...
Saffron nighttime resort
  10/13/14
?
Balding exhilarant persian organic girlfriend
  10/13/14
...
Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm
  10/27/14
...
charcoal toaster boltzmann
  12/06/14
The total drop off of posting after the climax is really sho...
cyan lettuce jewess
  12/06/14
no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. T...
Ruby Razzle-dazzle Field Hairy Legs
  12/06/14
...
Umber Nubile Clown Background Story
  04/07/15
...
Contagious area
  04/11/15
http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amaz...
azure rigpig
  04/22/15
...
bateful point wrinkle
  05/17/15
...
sooty yapping cumskin
  06/04/15
Not flame.
cyan lettuce jewess
  08/18/15
update?
medicated
  10/06/15
...
flatulent faggotry
  10/11/15
How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?
charcoal toaster boltzmann
  10/11/15
...
glassy travel guidebook
  10/12/15
Columbus day bump.
boistinker
  10/12/15
bump
mustard patrolman hell
  11/21/15
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
insecure masturbator mexican
  11/25/15
...
Umber Nubile Clown Background Story
  12/24/15
Much better sistr thrras
Umber Nubile Clown Background Story
  12/27/15
...
sooty yapping cumskin
  03/10/16
the beginning of the degenerate era
white pea-brained foreskin
  03/10/16
...
hyperventilating water buffalo stage
  03/28/16
...
Harsh Maroon Heaven Private Investor
  06/27/16
PotY 2014
indigo laser beams
  06/27/16
...
Balding exhilarant persian organic girlfriend
  08/21/16
...
Henna roast beef
  08/22/16
god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening...
Umber Nubile Clown Background Story
  08/22/16
...
gay wizard
  09/13/16
fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck
Black Becky
  09/13/16
I;ve been here too long.
startled trump supporter
  09/13/16
this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it wa...
Black Becky
  09/13/16
reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days wit...
gay wizard
  09/13/16
...
Aphrodisiac Cordovan Athletic Conference
  09/13/16
so who was the author, TBF?
gay wizard
  09/13/16
Game of ""
Pocket Flask International Law Enforcement Agency
  09/13/16
i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?
gay wizard
  09/13/16
...
awkward skinny woman stain
  09/13/16
the author is definitely tbtp
Henna roast beef
  09/13/16
...
flatulent faggotry
  10/08/16
The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both ve...
galvanic place of business chapel
  10/08/16
did they have a midget sibling, too?
overrated preventive strike
  10/31/16
:-)
Grizzly therapy
  10/08/16
still GOAT POTUS thread
Umber Nubile Clown Background Story
  10/31/16
The POTUS of XODUS
Grizzly therapy
  10/31/16
you never know what could happen on that golden day that the...
Mewling Alcoholic Alpha
  10/31/16
...
deep pervert
  10/09/18
...
crimson cruel-hearted tattoo
  11/21/16
...
Umber Nubile Clown Background Story
  01/10/17
...
Peach giraffe
  02/04/17
...
crimson cruel-hearted tattoo
  02/04/17
...
Grizzly therapy
  02/04/17
Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen
Pink filthpig
  02/04/17
...
Grizzly therapy
  02/04/17
...
Grizzly therapy
  02/04/17
...
Mewling Alcoholic Alpha
  02/05/17
...
Grizzly therapy
  02/08/17
...
ruddy elastic band
  06/28/17
...
Cerise
  08/24/17
San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to In...
Orange telephone
  09/01/17
how has this not been bumped yet today
plum faggot firefighter
  10/09/17
I can never remember the title keywords ty
Pink filthpig
  10/09/17
Columbus Day BUMP
chestnut tank
  10/09/17
There should be a Christmas episode of this story.
Bistre love of her life
  12/18/17
...
cream turdskin
  01/06/18
Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much
  01/06/18
...
awkward skinny woman stain
  02/06/18
...
poppy home sweet tailpipe
  06/12/18
pre-columbus day bump
Mewling Alcoholic Alpha
  10/06/18
4 year bump
Orange telephone
  10/09/18
Happy Columbus Day!
onyx digit ratio
  10/09/18
...
Violet Cracking Casino
  10/17/18
...
Bearded
  05/19/19
...
vengeful goyim
  05/19/19
...
crystalline
  10/14/19
...
Umber Nubile Clown Background Story
  05/05/20
...
Chest-beating national security agency
  06/28/20
...
canary autistic
  06/29/20
...
crystalline
  07/10/20
...
Pearly Impressive Address
  10/10/20
Happy early Columbus Day to you too
aqua quadroon
  10/10/20
where are we on this?
misanthropic navy reading party
  10/10/20
TITCR
cobalt
  02/17/21
...
onyx digit ratio
  10/08/21
...
rambunctious
  02/17/21
...
crystalline
  10/11/21
So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgu...
Fragrant Keepsake Machete
  10/11/21
The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the origi...
silver useless brakes stock car
  10/11/21
Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Colum...
silver useless brakes stock car
  10/11/21
...
onyx digit ratio
  10/07/22
...
Jet Scourge Upon The Earth Deer Antler
  12/02/21
...
fighting people who are hurt
  10/07/22
fuck we missed Columbus Day
french coffee pot
  10/07/22
Man this makes me feel old
Black Becky
  10/07/22
Happy Columbus Day!
rebellious carnelian
  10/10/22
...
Jet Scourge Upon The Earth Deer Antler
  10/10/22
...
Fuchsia Slimy Coldplay Fan
  10/13/25
One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like ...
Jet Scourge Upon The Earth Deer Antler
  11/23/22
...
Buck-toothed hominid
  05/06/23
...
Costumed
  05/06/23
Time flies
  05/06/23
This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's...
boistinker
  05/06/23
...
fighting people who are hurt
  10/09/23
best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem ...
french coffee pot
  10/09/23
...
Harsh Maroon Heaven Private Investor
  10/06/25
My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sis...
dun
  10/09/23
...
Mewling Alcoholic Alpha
  10/10/23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI
  10/20/23
...
Mewling Alcoholic Alpha
  10/20/23
...
Grizzly therapy
  10/20/23
DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME
mischievous vermilion
  10/20/23
...
Jet Scourge Upon The Earth Deer Antler
  10/20/23
...
onyx digit ratio
  10/20/23
...
Violent
  10/13/24
I was thinking about this thread earlier today
Green
  10/13/24
I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO :/
sable cerebral electric furnace son of senegal
  10/13/24
good work, i remember this thread
Buck-toothed hominid
  10/13/24
Almost that time of year again ⛵️
Seedy Cuck
  10/06/25
This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus...
silver useless brakes stock car
  10/13/25


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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: sable cerebral electric furnace son of senegal

before I could message her "Haha" or something, she wrote "i knew it, me too"

Im supposed to come home this weekend for this Columbus day thing my parents do. I dont know how to approach this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26485946)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: hideous frozen jew



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: free-loading range



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: swashbuckling office



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: obsidian cruise ship



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Vibrant bright property



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: maniacal clear institution ape



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: sable cerebral electric furnace son of senegal

its cliche to say "not flame" but its not.

I was using the Tools for Tinder app last night in order to check out girls in my hometown before I leave for there tomorrow. Hoping to arrange some pussy for an otherwise long boring weekend in the burbs.

Sure as shit, there she is. I figured Id swipe right, she wouldnt see it until I was there in town (in her local tinder pool) and then Id message "Haha, stop being a slut" or something stupid.

But we matched like a moment later, as if she had already swiped me right. And while I was puzzling over that I got her message.

conflicted and sort of ashamed here bro

xo flame aside, im embarrassed how much this turns me on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26486020)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: free-loading range

HOW much younger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26486042)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: sable cerebral electric furnace son of senegal

11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the oldest.

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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: sable cerebral electric furnace son of senegal

Im 28 bro.

When I left home she was in the 2nd grade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26486149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Primrose queen of the night

Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26486145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: Magenta bearded fat ankles genital piercing



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Vibrant bright property

send her a dick pic

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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Magenta bearded fat ankles genital piercing



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: fluffy lilac chad doctorate

she's flaming u back u autistic wizard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26486452)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:55 PM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: galvanic place of business chapel

fuck her, and society, right in the ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31586932)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Primrose queen of the night



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Umber Nubile Clown Background Story



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: effete box office



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:45 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Cordovan Athletic Conference



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: bateful point wrinkle



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: cyan lettuce jewess



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:34 PM
Author: Greedy cuckoldry messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26488168)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: Marvelous idiotic death wish yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26491512)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: federal vigorous marketing idea macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26491577)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: up-to-no-good codepig hospital

laughing so hard at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26544107)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Olive Cocky Corner

what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31586902)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Harsh Maroon Heaven Private Investor

https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49330090)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:43 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#44515648)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Cordovan Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26597183)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Haunted Graveyard

Depends. How attractive is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26485987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: beta whorehouse

not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread.

Sophie the giraffe. Nigger, better luck next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26498484)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: Rose appetizing headpube

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26498488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: beta whorehouse

imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26498511)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 12:21 PM
Author: tripping menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26596047)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 10:56 AM
Author: puce brethren

bump for columbus day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#28910132)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: crimson cruel-hearted tattoo

At Christmas

http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#29451893)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: Flirting forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#32548874)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: Insane Charismatic Jap Nowag

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26485991)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: concupiscible pit twinkling uncleanness

Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26486011)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26486029)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: free-loading range

brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone in this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26486045)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Cordovan Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26487216)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: anal pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26490057)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: citrine stage dingle berry

He speaks for all of us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26486218)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: chrome goal in life church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26487077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Primrose queen of the night

Sounds like Festivus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26486074)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: Stimulating Apoplectic Space

Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition

not to mention Columbus Day morning when you're a kid. so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26486417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: hateful wine personal credit line

Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather than indicating that she wanted to fuck you, "knew it, me too" meant "Ha, you use tinder to get ass just like I do!"?

EDIT: Tempted to delete this poast because it was made just a few minutes after the thread was created and long before the greatness of the thread was established. But I will leave it intact for posterity and an accurate historical record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26486168)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: sable cerebral electric furnace son of senegal

yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interpretation. the main point is that I cannot believe how aroused i became wondering if there was another way to read it... and wondering and wondering if I should respond with subtle provocation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26486174)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26486184)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: big learning disabled gaping base

lolol.

Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day celebration when his lil sis slices his arm for coming from behind and aggressively rubbing her pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26486177)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26486194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:33 PM
Author: fluffy lilac chad doctorate

cr

try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped topping?" or "it's xmas, should we go ahead and light ur yule log?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26486465)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: diverse frum depressive parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26487207)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: soul-stirring copper sandwich plaza

could send her a "rate this line" and then send the lick message. see how she responds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26486217)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: multi-colored spot incel

Shrewd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26486267)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26486292)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: big learning disabled gaping base

Twist: She already sent him the lick message.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26486312)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: fluffy lilac chad doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26486470)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: gay pontificating church

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26486222)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:08 PM
Author: Violet Cracking Casino

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26486327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Umber Nubile Clown Background Story

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26486350)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: effete box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26486359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: Umber Nubile Clown Background Story

what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you would b eon tinder???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26486374)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26486406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Umber Nubile Clown Background Story

how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying around for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26486648)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26486859)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: free-loading range

"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26486868)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26486882)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: soul-stirring copper sandwich plaza

seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26486513)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:10 PM
Author: Umber Nubile Clown Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26486657)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: hideous frozen jew

How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26486517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:35 PM
Author: fluffy lilac chad doctorate

second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty santa maria costume is ignored, y?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26486480)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: Rose appetizing headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26486572)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: lemon splenetic stead ceo

No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26486829)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:34 PM
Author: Brilliant Indirect Expression

wildly underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26489396)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: Wonderful lodge crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26870990)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: Pearly Impressive Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#41084605)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: Ruby Razzle-dazzle Field Hairy Legs

You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you can judge her intents by what she sends you (and by good post them for us to help you judge).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26486670)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:17 PM
Author: Olive Cocky Corner

describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26486699)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: Olive Cocky Corner

i have no recollection of posting in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31586916)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: Amethyst useless boiling water den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31768001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Rose appetizing headpube

OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26486811)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: soggy talented stag film

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26489124)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: Rose appetizing headpube

it's a serious issue bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26489133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:41 PM
Author: Turquoise theater

(xo 2014)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26486824)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: overrated preventive strike

or 2013

or 2012

...

or 2004

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26486869)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: razzmatazz station

a damning indictment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26500280)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: claret sickened senate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26486887)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: bonkers kitty cat

if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have just texted or emailed him about it. the fact is that she swiped right, and acknowledged the mutual swipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26487106)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: Rose appetizing headpube

cr. swiping overrides biology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26487109)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Umber Nubile Clown Background Story



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:25 PM
Author: anal pistol



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: chrome goal in life church building

Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sisters do not want to fuck their brothers. If you are of that 90%, you would think pretending to want to fuck your brother is hilarious because it isn't in the realm of possibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26487115)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: chrome goal in life church building

Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not want to fuck) and thought it was funny that she was looking for dudes on Tinder so you swipe right to let her know that you know she is on Tinder.

Then you send her a funny text message in case she doesn't check Tinder and you want her to know you saw her.

Now, what don't you get?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26487163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: bonkers kitty cat

1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26487243)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26487283)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: soul-stirring copper sandwich plaza

honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kinky shit going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26487406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:14 PM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26487705)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:39 PM
Author: cyan lettuce jewess

And 10/10 xo women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26492431)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:34 PM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm

Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking about it before she sure as shit is now...

...and she is NOT repulsed. Which only leaves one other possibility...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26487120)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: cyan lettuce jewess

Titcr Occam's razor bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26487127)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm

It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26487139)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:48 AM
Author: misunderstood orchestra pit milk



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: swashbuckling office

you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime GSA territory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26487137)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26487145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: swashbuckling office

exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to mate as homogeneously as possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26487167)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Cordovan Athletic Conference



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:56 PM
Author: swashbuckling office



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: Glittery Theatre

message back "well, at least one of us is hard."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26487147)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: sable cerebral electric furnace son of senegal

UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorrow, packing tonight, and wanted to know if there's anything I should bring from the city.

At the end of the call she was like, "I think [your sister] wants to talk to you...." I heard her set down the phone and call my little sister over, then there were sounds like my sister was whispering "no! no!" and running off, then my mom was like, "welp guess not".

This is getting awkward as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26487321)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: hideous frozen jew

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26487332)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Rose appetizing headpube

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26487334)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: bateful point wrinkle

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26487354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:23 PM
Author: Umber Nubile Clown Background Story

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26487379)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:26 PM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26487397)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Odious school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26487709)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Confused library rigor

This is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26487762)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: bonkers kitty cat

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26487767)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: fluffy lilac chad doctorate

well. fucking. played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26488450)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: Hilarious shitlib

very well executed, flame or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26488987)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: anal pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26489326)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: Alcoholic domesticated juggernaut tanning salon

180 this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26495347)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: effete box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26496354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: exciting flushed community account

The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26487322)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: Hairraiser Lay Dog Poop

yeah, this flame fucking sucks.

diaf OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26487359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: cyan lettuce jewess

Stfu we need this, badly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26487419)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: honey-headed lascivious nursing home

(no fun guy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26487680)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: hyperventilating water buffalo stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#36187371)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: magical narrow-minded temple pisswyrm

(Guy who needs to STFU)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26489501)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Umber Nubile Clown Background Story

Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26487417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:15 PM
Author: sable cerebral electric furnace son of senegal

UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a text from my little sister's little HS friend asking me to go with them to some show that my sister is supposedly "nervous" about.

http://i.imgur.com/tk0SXPQ.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26488015)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:18 PM
Author: mustard patrolman hell

LOL

homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pants around ankles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26488047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26488378)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: magical narrow-minded temple pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26489504)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Cordovan Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26597194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: fluffy lilac chad doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26488455)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:23 PM
Author: mahogany unholy native legend

oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26488091)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: Buck-toothed hominid

brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26488133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: Olive Cocky Corner

u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and extra wet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26488149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Confused library rigor

I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26488157)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: magical narrow-minded temple pisswyrm

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26489507)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Confused library rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26488151)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Umber Nubile Clown Background Story

why is she nervous?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26488159)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: hideous frozen jew

Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26488269)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: effete box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26496366)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: swashbuckling office

EDM sluts too YNY..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26488395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: flesh high-end garrison roommate

this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincidence!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26488741)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: overrated preventive strike

get your phone charged, idiot

you don't want a dead phone to kill this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26492507)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: Fragrant Keepsake Machete

Looks like a double date to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#43254482)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: sable cerebral electric furnace son of senegal

The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute? lol"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26488201)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: hideous frozen jew

Easy neg, just say she's your sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26488274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: citrine stage dingle berry

Post a pic of sis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26488282)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: Umber Nubile Clown Background Story

fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her friend that she has a crush on her brother :( it's too early to give out that info and she would keep it sekret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26489387)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: mahogany unholy native legend

nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched with her older brother on tinder, leading to the friend's question to OP. this would also be consistent with little sister matching with him as a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26489395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: Umber Nubile Clown Background Story

yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she really did think of it as a joke and wasnt interested in him in that way. if she were shed be too embarrassed/sh to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26489665)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:27 PM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm

MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has been thinking about this topic and NO OTHER since the Tinder exchange.

She probably sold it as a half joke and the friend proposed they invite him out. Now she is excited but trying to keep her friend from finding out the entire truth.

Easily the most rational explanation.

What exactly are you driving at, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26489700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Confused library rigor

I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26489830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: Marvelous idiotic death wish yarmulke

"MUCH more likely"

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26499062)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: mahogany unholy native legend

well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea is FIRMLY planted in her head now...she could also have acted like it was a joke to her friend to gauge her reaction and feel out the situation. I think homeless is on the right track here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26489861)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Marvelous idiotic death wish yarmulke

nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on the next level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26499058)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:46 PM
Author: Heady market

box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not weird then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26488250)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: at-the-ready dark shrine half-breed

underrated suggestion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26497893)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Well-lubricated pearl dragon antidepressant drug

selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26488370)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: Spectacular Drunken Nibblets State

This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26488383)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm

There is some next level shit happening here.

In this thread, even you and I can be united around a good cause.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26488392)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: swashbuckling office

ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26488399)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:12 PM
Author: mustard patrolman hell

DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWAG at 3am on Saturday night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26488412)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: swashbuckling office

i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that nowag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26488426)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:19 AM
Author: soul-stirring copper sandwich plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26491274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26488475)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: magical narrow-minded temple pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26489555)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:26 PM
Author: cyan lettuce jewess

I've literally never been more excited in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26488502)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: chartreuse trailer park voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26488552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 PM
Author: Balding exhilarant persian organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26502997)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM
Author: Laughsome red principal's office

1800000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26488541)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: Rose appetizing headpube

I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26488557)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: chartreuse trailer park voyeur

life is hard as shit they should fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26488570)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: hideous frozen jew

I really like this as just a general motto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26488580)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:07 PM
Author: anal pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26495578)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: Rose appetizing headpube

You need to fuck her right in the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26488701)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: Confused library rigor

Loling hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26489838)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm

Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my basement while my wife is sleeping.

I make no apologies, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26488712)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: misunderstood orchestra pit milk

homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26497523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Blue striped hyena university

can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding me. maybe feed your baby sis and her friend some LABATTs b4 the EDM show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26488747)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:06 PM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26488761)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: Well-lubricated pearl dragon antidepressant drug

there's prime real estate for sale further up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26488837)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:13 PM
Author: sable cerebral electric furnace son of senegal

UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim Beam beacuase I don't know what the fuck to do here brothers.... what the fuck.... why am i so turned on by this. in sure she is meaning this innocently. fuck me

Here is her tinder, but in sure that when i sober up i am going too take this link down



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26488806)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Rose appetizing headpube

backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26488817)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: sable cerebral electric furnace son of senegal

fuckk me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26488825)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Rose appetizing headpube

you have to fuck her now, it's done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26488831)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: Olive Cocky Corner

i know u IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26488979)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: swashbuckling office

god's work, friend

OP- dem titties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26488988)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26489114)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Haunted Graveyard

unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26489149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: magical narrow-minded temple pisswyrm

*unzips pants*

RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26489565)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: dashing main people piazza

WTF NOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26491508)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:14 AM
Author: Turquoise theater

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26491543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:54 AM
Author: misunderstood orchestra pit milk

fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26497524)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: hideous frozen jew

Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26488822)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:21 PM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26489289)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: Hilarious shitlib

multiple lols from reading this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26489033)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: Olive Cocky Corner

discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make sure u really get all up in that 17 year old asshold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26489069)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Olive Cocky Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26490008)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: bonkers kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26489185)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: Rose appetizing headpube

i could see it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26489211)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: Pale regret

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26489544)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Umber Nubile Clown Background Story

BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26489295)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: anal pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26489569)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: Bronze Step-uncle's House New Version

*ZOZO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#30804700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: ultramarine parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26489820)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: swashbuckling office

OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26489831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: cheese-eating indian lodge

The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26489991)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: gaped twinkling national

gunna need to see that pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26490004)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:30 AM
Author: bateful point wrinkle

WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26491121)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:33 AM
Author: sable cerebral electric furnace son of senegal

UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover and the FEAR. It took about 90 seconds to remember I had spent the night jerking off to thoughts about my sister, posting her picture on XO, and MAKING A FUCKING DATE WITH HER FOR SATURDAY NIGHT.

Ive had some lows, brothers, but this is really bad

I'm supposed to show up at my parents around 5. Thinking I may just cancel on this whole columbus day thing. crawl in bed and die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26491617)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:38 AM
Author: bateful point wrinkle

listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and draft some good flame for tomorrow night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26491646)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:40 AM
Author: Rose appetizing headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26491657)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: Laughsome red principal's office

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26491648)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:42 AM
Author: Turquoise theater

post the pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26491664)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: Confused library rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26494388)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm

Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happiness.

Don't constrain yourself with artificial morals. All of XO is behind you so clearly a large group of people see absolutely nothing wrong with 2 people fulfilling fantasies

You've come this far... See where it goes.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26491732)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:51 PM
Author: swashbuckling office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26492491)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: cyan lettuce jewess

Do it for yourself, do it for each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26492767)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: citrine stage dingle berry

Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occur and the atoms that made up the load on your sister will be just another casualty of entropy, forever floating still through the dark reaches of infinite time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26492831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm

TY, brother. That was deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26493192)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: citrine stage dingle berry

Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26493438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:59 PM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26494371)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:58 PM
Author: wild sneaky criminal

180 thread have a great weekend bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26493421)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:34 PM
Author: sable cerebral electric furnace son of senegal

UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, except now perverted and shame-ridden as hell.

When I was lounging about the kitchen my mom asked, "Were you teasing [your sister] or something?"

I stuttered and probably turned red. "Why?"

"Because she was so nervous to see you. When she found out you were coming home tonight," [the original plan was for me to arrive tomorrow], "she got all frantic. He's coming home tonight?" She went out with Julie.

I sort of shrugged and died inside.

So, anyway, she's not around. I've walked past her bedroom door like five times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26494278)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: overrated preventive strike

your mom knows

and she is very proud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26494284)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: big learning disabled gaping base

This bro.

Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl gone movie.

*dad interrupts* dad: I think it is gone girl.

Mom: oh yea, Gone girl. Either way, you amd your sister have a nice time. There is casserole in the oven, some salad in the fridge and some lube, condoms and anal beads under the kitchen sink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26494509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Razzle stubborn ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26498370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: Aromatic black woman prole

so rong, so rite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26500303)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: Rose appetizing headpube

give in to nature, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26494285)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:44 PM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26494318)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Confused library rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26494397)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: thriller round eye generalized bond

take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26494432)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: Rose appetizing headpube

work out first, then skip the shower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26494435)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26494438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Confused library rigor

Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unlocked, call for sister to bring him towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26494507)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26494587)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:23 PM
Author: Coral Kitchen

What's for dinner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26494485)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: citrine stage dingle berry

Jack off in the shampoo bottle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26494861)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: Ruby Razzle-dazzle Field Hairy Legs

Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it is clear your sister cannot handle this - there is no way if you bang her she is going to keep it under wraps, and then your parents will know and disown you and you might even go to jail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26495321)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Abnormal mentally impaired crackhouse trust fund

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26495335)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: buff cowardly gas station

Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making her crazy. The only way to cure a woman's sexual hysterics are to fuck it out of them. Tension gone, problem solved, at least until next Columbus Day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26495337)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: anal pistol

This can be their Columbus Day thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26495592)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Haunted Graveyard

she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she keep it under wraps to protect him? FUCK YOU for trying to ruin this perfect relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26495341)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: Ruby Razzle-dazzle Field Hairy Legs

she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him about it

she's acting weird as shit in front of their mom so that their mom is ALREADY asking questions

honestly, it sounds more like he swiped left on his 13 yo sister than 17 - I would have thought a 17 yo girl would be a little cooler about the whole thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26495430)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: anal pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26495589)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Umber Nubile Clown Background Story

why would u go to jail bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26495433)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: metal 180 center

even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26495456)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: hideous frozen jew

She can't handle how much she wants the dick.

No, though, this is credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26495448)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: Umber Nubile Clown Background Story

wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove u both wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26495512)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:39 AM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26496843)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: Umber Nubile Clown Background Story

This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thread if op plays it right. Op PLEASE don't ruin the flame by blowing out too early or making it too unrealistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26495568)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: anal pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26495591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: Aromatic black woman prole

it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/major flame disruptions at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26500312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:05 AM
Author: sable cerebral electric furnace son of senegal

UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not home, and Im stting in my childhood bedroom, surrounded by Eminem posters, drinking my dad's Chivas, when I got these text messages

http://imgur.com/4NSihYS

Mr. Wubbly is some stupid red elephant that I got for her when she was like 13

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26496289)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Boyish deranged really tough guy theater stage

*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning her cunnus*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26496310)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Demanding stirring corn cake

Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26497849)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: sable cerebral electric furnace son of senegal

And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childhood home, I go into her room and find the elephant.

Brothers this is not a joke and this is not flame. Im losing my shit. I dont know what to do

http://imgur.com/lSaGWoB

http://imgur.com/Fnoqdjc

http://imgur.com/JssgoKC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26496312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Haunted Graveyard

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26496318)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:10 AM
Author: chestnut tank

wtfffff, this cannot be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26496320)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 AM
Author: Emerald rehab

HAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26496328)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: ultramarine parlour

Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26496345)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: Rose appetizing headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26496352)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Emerald rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26496359)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: lime locus partner

this isn't box but otherwise cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26496400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: anal pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26500279)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: up-to-no-good codepig hospital

honored but this isn't my work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26544177)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 9:29 PM
Author: vengeful goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#44262399)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: Transparent newt puppy

I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love this man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26496368)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: know-it-all embarrassed to the bone multi-billionaire school

oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26496370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:35 AM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26496834)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Cordovan Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26597571)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: lake titillating blood rage

agreed, best thread of 2014 already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26496380)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Emerald rehab

Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothing else ITT will compare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26496387)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Haunted Graveyard

Creampie pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26496393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 AM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26496836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: lake titillating blood rage

Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26496389)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: Olive Cocky Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26496396)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: fluffy lilac chad doctorate

ROFL

mr wubbly u fuckin slut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26496403)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: citrine stage dingle berry

Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26496405)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26498779)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: lemon splenetic stead ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#29224039)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:31 AM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm

ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26496820)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Razzle stubborn ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26498388)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: anal pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26500288)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:57 PM
Author: fluffy lilac chad doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26500336)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Cordovan Athletic Conference

*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26597573)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: Stimulating Apoplectic Space

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26497644)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: poppy home sweet tailpipe

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26498221)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: Confused library rigor

Holy shit, can't stop LOLing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26498308)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: hideous frozen jew

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26498537)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: soul-stirring copper sandwich plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26498899)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: anal pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26500285)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Cordovan Athletic Conference

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26597570)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: Sienna offensive ladyboy police squad

OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935149&mc=3&forum_id=2

So this is almost assuredly a Doobs alt.

But perhaps it is Box given unusual interest in her pics: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924060&forum_id=2#20463924

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1919876&forum_id=2#20426381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26496417)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: Transparent newt puppy

Not the point you turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26496425)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: Emerald rehab

FUCKING DOOBS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26496428)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:42 AM
Author: fluffy lilac chad doctorate

nice work, ape detective

doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at least your aren't pretending to be a woman... this time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26496433)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm

Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26496829)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: know-it-all embarrassed to the bone multi-billionaire school

did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you think they sucked? me, too. for the hundreds of millions of dollars lucas shat into those movies, he failed to entertain me for one single second. waste of everyone's time and money.

now here is the op who, with merely a few beanie babies, a dildo, and an iphone, conjures up giddy feelings in my heart and elsewhere, the likes of which i have not experienced in years of my desiccated life. look at the excitement stirred in the hearts of your fellow posters. and you want to call him out for flaming? seriously?

don't be that guy who stands up at wrestlemania telling everyone it's fake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26496456)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:51 AM
Author: lime locus partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26496469)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:20 AM
Author: excitant azn wagecucks

180.

And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26496578)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: gay pontificating church

long overdue 180 to this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#30156643)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:32 AM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26496823)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 AM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26496830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 AM
Author: Umber Nubile Clown Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26496986)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:20 AM
Author: Comical snowy bbw mother

fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch

imgur that shit now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26496941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: Talking sex offender philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26496946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 AM
Author: Umber Nubile Clown Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26496980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 AM
Author: Chocolate Impertinent Kitty

plz poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26497016)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: Talking sex offender philosopher-king

must need fap soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26497019)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:59 AM
Author: misunderstood orchestra pit milk

co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26497528)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm

Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them posted.

This is his sister, after all.

Trust me, though, she was exactly what you would picture as a hot little sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26497569)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: hateful wine personal credit line

short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerleader type little sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26497579)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: at-the-ready dark shrine half-breed

somebody pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26497908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Confused library rigor

For the love of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26498321)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26498565)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: fluffy lilac chad doctorate

lol

the loving detail that went into this description, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26499449)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:29 PM
Author: at-the-ready dark shrine half-breed

you're a good dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26499554)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: sable cerebral electric furnace son of senegal

I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little freaked out by everything that's happening and XO has always been a release for me. Before this week Ive never really posted autobiographical stuff.

But if you really need to know, I am (not doobs). I have posted flame before in the past -- who hasn't? Isnt that what you do on XO? Yes I did post the female ADA thread once. I was looking for specific career advice, was new to xo, so I changed my moniker and changed easy to identify details about my career. I had no idea at the time that so few women post here it would be immediately obvious. Look, I wasnt posting about sex for godsake it was a CLE thread, basically.

And no Im not Box.

I mostly post stuff about college football or being infuriated with shitlibbery. Posted a lot about Zimmerman and the world cup, etc. I invented the (*)(o) meme for Julia and most of the "nipples" threads are mine.

What I really am is sort of freaking out about these last few days and how to handle this situation. I have a fucking DATE with my 17yo sister tonight, who evidently has sex toys. It may have been a mistake to share all this on XO but you guys are my brothers. Please don't post her face picture, if you saved it.

My plan for today is to watch Everett Golson avoid a trap game, drink huge amounts of alcohol, and keep my mind off of recent events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26497431)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:50 AM
Author: citrine stage dingle berry

good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26497438)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:51 AM
Author: provocative site immigrant

180 this thread is delivering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26497439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:40 AM
Author: Slate vivacious mental disorder public bath

I BELIEVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26497503)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:45 AM
Author: Olive Cocky Corner

describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls into her 17 year old pussy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26497516)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 AM
Author: misunderstood orchestra pit milk

plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26497530)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:06 AM
Author: cyan lettuce jewess

1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much during the day that you won't be on top of your game tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26497534)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:29 AM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26497552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Confused library rigor

THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26498331)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Razzle stubborn ticket booth

FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26498430)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26498913)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:01 PM
Author: fluffy lilac chad doctorate

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26499453)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 AM
Author: hateful wine personal credit line

OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand it to his sis and say "You never know when you might need this just to be safe." Then monitor reaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26497540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:30 AM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm

(NOT a Lannister fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26497553)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:18 AM
Author: Light Cuckold Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26497700)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: cyan lettuce jewess

poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26497582)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 AM
Author: Painfully honest beady-eyed hall

please delete. Let him write the story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26497622)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:53 AM
Author: self-centered legal warrant

lol at people ITT believing the OP

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26497593)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26497728)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:35 AM
Author: self-centered legal warrant

never claimed to be a flame scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26497740)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:54 AM
Author: free-loading range

uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26497597)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 AM
Author: trip dopamine dilemma

this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titillated the rest of you are ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26497652)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:11 AM
Author: cyan lettuce jewess

(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relationship with his teenage sister)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26497663)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Laughsome red principal's office

(evan39)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26497667)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Haunted Graveyard

you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the XO culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26497671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: trip dopamine dilemma

it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme was kooky but more fantastical because nobody on this board is old enough to have a hot daughter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26497713)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: slap-happy idea he suggested pozpig

http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26497668)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: Painfully honest beady-eyed hall

keeping it real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26497677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:16 AM
Author: misunderstood orchestra pit milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26497688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: jet-lagged arousing sanctuary halford

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26497706)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: salmon zippy hunting ground factory reset button

Amen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26498325)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Wonderful lodge crotch

lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26498476)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: Marvelous idiotic death wish yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26499065)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: fluffy lilac chad doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26499460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: anal pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26500290)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Cordovan Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26597591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: at-the-ready dark shrine half-breed

i can't see how this could end badly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26497721)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26497726)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: chartreuse trailer park voyeur

it's fucking awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26497737)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: at-the-ready dark shrine half-breed

it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and there might be two really confused lonely people out there whose lives have been irrevocably altered, and who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26497757)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Haunted Graveyard

" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts"

you aren't looking at the other side of this. what if this ends up bringing them closer together than ever before? sharing an intimate experience like this could take their sibling bond to an entirely new level.

stop focusing just on the risks if mom and dad find out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26497797)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:52 AM
Author: at-the-ready dark shrine half-breed

this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure in front of her mother. there is no way she can fuck her brother without it affecting her in such a way that her mom and/or best friend realize something is different.

i think it would be hawt to hear about them getting it on, but if not flame, this is going to be very damaging to their family. it's already awkward. dude should have stayed home and texted his sister that he swiped just to give her shit for being on tinder when she's not 18 or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26497811)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Haunted Graveyard

what makes you an expert on consensual incest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26497837)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: at-the-ready dark shrine half-breed

i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature teenage girl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26497845)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: chartreuse trailer park voyeur

i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls have really sick depraved minds and this is clearly something she's fantasized about for a long time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26497858)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: Aggressive maize set hissy fit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26497907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 PM
Author: at-the-ready dark shrine half-breed

if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal first. you know, as a test to see how serious she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26497915)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26497941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Thirsty garnet volcanic crater

Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your teenage sexual escapades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26498248)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: chartreuse trailer park voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26498525)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Umber Nubile Clown Background Story

(Really gullible person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26497839)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: hateful wine personal credit line

On the other hand....YOLO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26497848)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: chartreuse trailer park voyeur

counterpoint: they should do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26497854)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: at-the-ready dark shrine half-breed

fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they should blame their parents for having them so far apart. that's really what caused all this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26497860)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26497946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Confused library rigor

We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year. What's your point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26498400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: cyan lettuce jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26498967)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: Laughsome red principal's office

there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i can see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26497745)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26497936)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: Olive Cocky Corner

i agree.

one person is going to get their dick wet inside 17 year old sister-pussy. the other person is going to get her young snatch pounded and a life will begin growing inside of her.

the baby?

ALBERT FUCKING EINSTEIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26498296)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: Motley French Chef

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26498311)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: mahogany unholy native legend

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26499834)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:30 PM
Author: Supple tan location selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26503001)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Cordovan Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26597595)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: flesh high-end garrison roommate

itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26498397)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:04 PM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm

So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26498496)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Confused library rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26498509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: flesh high-end garrison roommate

hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26498716)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26498807)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: flesh high-end garrison roommate

been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26499051)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Cordovan Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26597598)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Irradiated Locale Double Fault

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26498543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: ultramarine parlour

If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26498514)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Saffron nighttime resort

Can I please have my dildo back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26498540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:18 PM
Author: Arrogant opaque bawdyhouse idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26498578)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: provocative site immigrant

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26498661)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: free-loading range

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26498671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: fluffy lilac chad doctorate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26499459)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Marvelous idiotic death wish yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26500671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:38 PM
Author: bat shit crazy meetinghouse

This is how I envision this thread going down:

http://youtu.be/khlbF2PTsr4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26498688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Contagious area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26498802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: fluffy lilac chad doctorate

that was a good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26499461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:47 AM
Author: crimson cruel-hearted tattoo

This link is incredibly accurate.

Sister in vid is hawt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26502266)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: sable cerebral electric furnace son of senegal

UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and two of the neighbors. Drinking beer, ignoring my mother who is going crazy getting the house ready for the party tomorrow.

My little sister came in like 20 minutes ago. I hadnt seen her since this whole thing started and basically was frozen on the couch, trying to pretend like everything was normal. She plopped down on the carpet and watched like 10 minutes of football, interrupting every twenty seconds to criticize the cheerleaders. "You guys think those girls are pretty? Look at that one. Oh my god these girls are terrible," etc. until my father was like "[Daughter], we're trying to watch the game!"

She rolled over. It's hard to describe, she rolled so she was like under me on the couch. My feet were on her shoulders and in order to look up at me she basically had to look up past my crotch.

"Know what you're wearing tonight?" she asked me.

I was like, yeah about that, I kinda wanna watch this Texas A&M game, not sure I can make it, etc.

She grabbed my calf and was like No you promised, after what I showed you no backing out, Im going to go pick out your outfit.

And she ran off upstairs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26498881)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:23 PM
Author: hateful wine personal credit line

Nicely slow-played, OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26498888)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: Rose appetizing headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26498900)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 PM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26498934)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: provocative site immigrant

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26498939)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: hateful wine personal credit line

OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend tonight. The sexual tension of the entire situation is going to be so high that the friend will be DTF fo sho. Does the OP pass up on easy 17 year old poon in the pursuit of the forbidden fruit?

Another x-factor: pursuing the friend may actually be the best way to get with the sis. a kinky threesome may make it less awkward for the first forbidden encounter. On the other hand, it may kill all hope if the sis gets her feelings hurt. Tough call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26498993)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26499009)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: hateful wine personal credit line

I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is you just get with the friend. But reasonable people could disagree on that tactic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26499025)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm

I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you only have 1 SHOT at your teen sister.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26499041)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:08 PM
Author: Heady market

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488250)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26499133)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: passionate walnut liquid oxygen abode

Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her dildo to being all like "oh are we going out?"

Gotta give the man credit for getting 500 poasts out of this, though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26498943)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:36 PM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm

Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notoriously capricious and that dildo post occurred when she was out with her friends at night and likely drinking.

Was probably a bit embarrassed about it the next day but had now spent several nights masturbating to this fantasy furiously and so has resolved herself to pursue.

Me: ironclad logic

You: not understanding teen girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26498954)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: cyan lettuce jewess

u sir are the stockton to OP's malone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26498964)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: citrine stage dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26498972)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm

I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26499028)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: Umber Nubile Clown Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26499030)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Cordovan Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26597618)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: Umber Nubile Clown Background Story

This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marriage has made you a true scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26498980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm

This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I have pondered such scenarios...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26499002)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Umber Nubile Clown Background Story

Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26499021)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm

Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider various scholarly scenarios

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26499033)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Cordovan Athletic Conference

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26597620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Heady market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26498987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: citrine stage dingle berry

Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26498944)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Infuriating Mind-boggling House Mood

"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trails off. He looks uncertain, unsure. You haven't seen him like this except when once, you were very young and you were wondering whether the dog you guys owned at the time would make it another night, or if it was time to get on that last car ride to the vet.

"Yeah, Dad?" You keep your eyes locked on the television, as though the CapitalOne commercial on was somehow engaging.

"Going out with [sister] tonight, huh?" His words are deliberate, but he's trying to sound jaunty.

"Yeah-yeah, I think so. She really wants me to come with-I mean, go with her tonight." Your laugh is forced.

"Well, uh..." There's that look again. "I hope you have a good time."

"Yeah."

The two of you turn to the TV, as the credit card ad ends and a Folger's commercial begins.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26499013)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: citrine stage dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26499040)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm

Brother, it was like you were actually there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26499061)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:03 PM
Author: passionate walnut liquid oxygen abode

gotta be this commercial, amirite?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ir6CzxKl4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26499103)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: Infuriating Mind-boggling House Mood

Yessir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26499123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: Olive Cocky Corner

Sister: You're my present this year

Brother: Well why don't you unwrap me before mom and dad wake up

Sister: *undresses brother and begins fellating his cock better than any gf he's ever had*

Brother: Holy shit, you're like the MacGyver of the cock sucking world

Sister: Best Christmas EVER.

**background music begins**

"The best part of waking up is your brother's dick in your butt"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26499158)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: lime locus partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26500183)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: anal pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26500296)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:30 AM
Author: Yellow windowlicker weed whacker

Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26502147)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Cordovan Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26597630)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author: Supple tan location selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26503083)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Cordovan Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26597624)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Umber Nubile Clown Background Story

Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire thread if just masterfully crafted flame by homeless??!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26499038)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26499047)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: chestnut tank

lol incestmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26499073)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:59 PM
Author: Marvelous idiotic death wish yarmulke

Greatest flame thread in XO history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26499082)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:01 PM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26499094)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: Umber Nubile Clown Background Story

Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the tindrler pic that was posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26499121)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26499150)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: Umber Nubile Clown Background Story

Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history that didn't involve ns sub tread wastelands. Op is winner of the all time xoxo crown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26499114)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: passionate walnut liquid oxygen abode

TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26499146)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:12 PM
Author: Umber Nubile Clown Background Story

Doesn't change what I said

This is probably the first thread to get so many multiple sets of blank bumps for different posts. Just accept u are part of history man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26499170)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: fluffy lilac chad doctorate

the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of having tons of blank bumped posts, tho it has far fewer posts overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26499473)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Cordovan Athletic Conference

JFC, that was a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26597635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: free-loading range

op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26499153)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: histrionic sadistic brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26499393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:47 PM
Author: Curious smoky

How has no one reposted the pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26499378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: histrionic sadistic brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26499404)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:52 PM
Author: Umber Nubile Clown Background Story

Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26499411)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: Rose appetizing headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26499415)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Umber Nubile Clown Background Story

Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for? Have a heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26499423)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Odious school cafeteria

God fucking dammit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26499439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Transparent newt puppy

What the fuck - it's doobs!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26499422)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: chestnut tank

anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo? FUCKING LOL at that creepy ginger faggot loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26499445)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: sable cerebral electric furnace son of senegal

UPDATE:

Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit offensive line that gives golson zero time to make a play, cursing and drinking with my father and the neighbors.

My sister is upstairs somewhere and i havent seen her since earlier.

If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves. Link to one time doobs ever posted like me at all. And if whoever posted something at 4:50 and then deleted, if you posted her Tinder pic, then please don't do that shit again. Ok Im a little drunk and stressed about this EDM concert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26499458)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: fluffy lilac chad doctorate

cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26499480)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:10 PM
Author: Heady market

lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rapidly takes on water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26499488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: cyan lettuce jewess

Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to the new Taylor Swift song for inspiration if you need it (RSF did that and it worked).

We're all with you. Notre Dame is with you. America is with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26499497)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26499509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: Buck-toothed hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26499515)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:46 PM
Author: Floppy filthy degenerate

Get help Doobs/Box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26499894)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:48 PM
Author: Comical snowy bbw mother

more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this. It's a quality flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26499911)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:47 PM
Author: Comical snowy bbw mother

motherfucker give us the goddamn pic

I'm a lifelong trusted poster. You can delete as soon as I reply seconds later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26499897)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: sable cerebral electric furnace son of senegal

UPDATE:

maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate today. ND shouldnt need to win in a shoot-out with unc. Didnt really realize I was drunk till I stood up to get off the couch. In the downstairs bathroom I jus checked my phone

http://imgur.com/OyEFsvP

http://imgur.com/v85MYKO

Wish me luck. Were supposed to leave in like an hour. I dont even know at this point what i am doing or not doing. i am just drifting through this reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26500210)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Geriatric ebony fortuitous meteor dysfunction

in on epic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26500256)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Turquoise theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26500258)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: anal pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26500271)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: citrine stage dingle berry

Oh my

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26500272)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: glassy travel guidebook

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26500274)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Kink-friendly mint potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26500282)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: fluffy lilac chad doctorate

delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart attack and die if he sees that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26500286)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: hateful wine personal credit line

seriously. the man has a family, after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26500313)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: citrine stage dingle berry

BAW GAWD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26500378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: anal pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26500420)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm

Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26500609)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: hideous frozen jew

What the fuck is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26500304)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:58 PM
Author: glassy travel guidebook

there's to be a fuck going on alright

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26500340)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: crystalline

WHAT IN THE 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26500367)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:04 PM
Author: Jade racy feces

GOOD LUCK, BROTHER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26500369)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: Ruby Razzle-dazzle Field Hairy Legs

what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stoned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26500432)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: Geriatric ebony fortuitous meteor dysfunction

Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is also a possibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26500638)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:23 PM
Author: fishy

By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26500443)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26500460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: Boyish deranged really tough guy theater stage

fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pink socks right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26500477)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 PM
Author: flesh high-end garrison roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26500548)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm

Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as Santa Clause at Christmas Parties?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26500598)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:42 PM
Author: Balding exhilarant persian organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26503043)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: buff cowardly gas station

thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26500552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: Bisexual brindle mediation

i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there any sheets on the bed? seems weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26500606)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26500620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: Marvelous idiotic death wish yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26500691)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: razzmatazz station

ungh so hard now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26500287)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: Electric toilet seat

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26500475)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: aquamarine karate

Xo 2014: this is believable

Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MINUTES? UNPOSSIBLE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26500535)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:41 PM
Author: Boyish deranged really tough guy theater stage

bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26500542)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:44 PM
Author: aquamarine karate

Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a waitress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26500560)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author: Saffron nighttime resort

Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit's going down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26500590)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: fluffy lilac chad doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26500635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26500601)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: fluffy lilac chad doctorate

iwanttobelieve.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26500637)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: Ruby Razzle-dazzle Field Hairy Legs

http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_i_want_to_believe_maxi_poster_xl.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26500655)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:10 PM
Author: passionate walnut liquid oxygen abode

Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally posting with his doobs moniker?

This is starting to get a little sad re amount of effort being put into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26500653)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: Abnormal mentally impaired crackhouse trust fund

was the Lucio moniker doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26500659)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: passionate walnut liquid oxygen abode

That's what I thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26500677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: Boyish deranged really tough guy theater stage

what lucio moniker? wat poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26500874)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author: crystalline

I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this thread-for-the-ages with an "accidental" posting in his own moniker. But game of " has been posting in notre dame and football threads for a few years. no way that's him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26500694)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: passionate walnut liquid oxygen abode

Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26500720)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: fluffy lilac chad doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26500722)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Heady market

The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reaction is pretty bizarre for someone in a genuinely emotionally intense situation who started a thread to talk it out with xo bros:

"If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26500802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:33 PM
Author: crystalline

Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A Game of " is actually Julia, so I think we all just need to cool it with the detective work and enjoy this 180 thread.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509912&mc=19&forum_id=2

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2481846&mc=21&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643536&mc=27&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26500836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26500847)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: Umber Nubile Clown Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26501437)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: Saffron nighttime resort

Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at some visibly moist panties. I'm just hoping they don't roll over on me whilst humping, or, worse, he stands her up and she "presses" me into service. I wish I could just have my dildo back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26500896)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm

Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy

We salute you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26500907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:44 PM
Author: fluffy lilac chad doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26500922)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 PM
Author: avocado circlehead gunner

You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinoff parodies going on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26501023)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:40 AM
Author:  deep pervert

CRIMINALLY underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#29224020)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: Infuriating Mind-boggling House Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26500908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26500914)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: misunderstood orchestra pit milk

gtfo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26502766)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26500917)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: Sapphire gaming laptop

To be fair,

Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't been on here recently, just thought I would take a few Q's?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26501046)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Transparent newt puppy

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26501100)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:14 PM
Author: mustard patrolman hell

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26501127)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: dull sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26501247)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:12 PM
Author: Topaz

180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end of this thread, then 120.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26501111)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: Laughsome red principal's office

i think it is :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26501118)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: Topaz

If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort by an angry mob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26501123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: glassy travel guidebook

good self deprecation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26501122)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: dull sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26501244)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: bipolar shimmering

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26501459)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: fluffy lilac chad doctorate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26501784)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: Marvelous idiotic death wish yarmulke

180, this is a goat thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26501804)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author:  Scarlet Internal Respiration Famous Landscape Painting

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26503168)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: sable cerebral electric furnace son of senegal

update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie and her bf here, there never was going to be i guess, turns out the secret plan was just us 2. hundred twenty degrees in tihs place. here we goooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26501346)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: concupiscible pit twinkling uncleanness

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26501357)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: citrine stage dingle berry

Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style real-time updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26501398)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: Marvelous idiotic death wish yarmulke

Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26501409)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26501390)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: Marvelous idiotic death wish yarmulke

what song is playing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26501406)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: cyan lettuce jewess

Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26501461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: iridescent disturbing mad-dog skullcap

dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick hard so that you can ejaculate semen into your sisters pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26501751)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: Emerald rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26501825)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Hilarious shitlib

being too drunk is going to ruin this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26501781)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 AM
Author: chartreuse trailer park voyeur

u need to fuck ur sister u owe us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26501808)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: Comical snowy bbw mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26871037)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:07 AM
Author: Emerald rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26502005)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:09 AM
Author: Carmine friendly grandma

shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular here. i for one am shocked!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26502007)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:12 AM
Author: translucent psychic

Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook:

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/08/brother-sister-arrested-for-having-sex-with-each-other-in-church-lot/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26502013)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:20 AM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26502136)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: sable cerebral electric furnace son of senegal

Holy shit holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26502038)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:25 AM
Author: Odious school cafeteria

Well!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26502044)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: Emerald rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26502073)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: chartreuse trailer park voyeur

plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26502103)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:02 AM
Author: soggy talented stag film

I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the internet are stroking it to this story. Ask her if she minds sharing a naked pic at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26502109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:38 AM
Author: lime locus partner

just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26502154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:05 AM
Author: buff cowardly gas station

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26502278)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:38 AM
Author:  knife

It is the clutch situation of the season.

They say The Jet's lost a step or two,

but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here.

The Jet's got a suicide lead and--

And there he goes! He's stealing home! I don't believe it!

- He's stealing home!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26502290)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:18 AM
Author: mustard patrolman hell

what's it gonna be boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26502482)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 AM
Author: provocative site immigrant

180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26502314)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:00 AM
Author: bateful point wrinkle

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26502410)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:41 AM
Author: anal pistol

??? ! ???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26502560)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm

Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY CREDITED

Give him some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26502780)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:38 AM
Author: haunting

more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26502818)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:47 AM
Author: hideous frozen jew

Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame aspects of this thread, tell me why the other two siblings haven't been mentioned yet. Screw the mom (not literally, OP...), I'd expect the other two to loom even larger than the parents in this decision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26502860)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26502869)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: hideous frozen jew

K, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26502872)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:51 AM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm

Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting caught than just generally worried about the morality of it all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26502874)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:56 AM
Author: hideous frozen jew

Double post, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26502895)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: sable cerebral electric furnace son of senegal

My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also feels better than Ive felt in a long, long time. Theres lots to write, dont really know where to start. A lot is a blur. I have like 20 minutes until I have to start this columbus reenactment shit, so I will just try to put down the basics, from what i remember.

I was really drunk when we got to the place and my little sister, apparently, had been smoking weed in her bedroom all afternoon. It was really hot and crowded and I kept getting drinks. I hate techno music but it was really loud and really crowded and we were shoved into the middle of the dance floor. People were grinding and before I knew it she was grinding on me. I really couldnt help it. She was laughing "youre hard", etc. She kept calling me mister wubbly.

After awhile I was having a mental breakdown so I went off the floor back down this hallway near the bathrooms. I just remember I was standing near this ice machine. It was still so loud. I was having the spins. She somehow found me and kept wanting me to take my dick out. "I wanna see it," etc. I was like no, gtfo. She was like "Ive seen penises before, you know." And I was like, "Not your older brother's, it's different."

There was this long pause and she was like, "I've seen dad's." I started to think I was going to get sick and she continued, "Not like that. At Myrtle Beach, remember? I just saw it in the hotel."

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26502885)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26502889)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26502913)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: misunderstood orchestra pit milk

...this is getting dark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26502891)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: mustard patrolman hell

right?

really didn't expect this story to get dark, given the subject matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26503424)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm

As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26502892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: citrine stage dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26502900)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:18 PM
Author: fishy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26502973)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author: Infuriating Mind-boggling House Mood

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

HOLY SHIT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26502982)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: Painfully honest beady-eyed hall

please proceed. tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26503006)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: Hilarious shitlib

Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story could have been much sweeter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26503048)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:46 PM
Author: at-the-ready dark shrine half-breed

yeah, and after everyone warned him!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26503061)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:45 PM
Author: Laughsome red principal's office

she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26503059)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: Supple tan location selfie

please continue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26503097)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: chartreuse trailer park voyeur

"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."

pretty sure that's rape bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26503240)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:59 PM
Author: Infuriating Mind-boggling House Mood

"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace."

TYFT, I'll do this next time I'm cold and drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26503578)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author: charcoal toaster boltzmann

I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26503004)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:36 PM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm

(Lannister Fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26503024)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:37 PM
Author: Umber Nubile Clown Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26503027)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Haunted Graveyard

go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impregnation are about 100x hotter than those without.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26503206)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:31 PM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26503209)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: Umber Nubile Clown Background Story

link for research poirposes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26503213)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:00 PM
Author: Drab

UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn't knock which caught me by surprise since she's always respected our privacy growing up. I think she's knocked before entering since I was like 7 and she never checks our phones or asks for our passwords. Anyway I was halfway changing into my costume for this Columbus day thing when she barged into my room and asked if she could talk to me. My heart started pounding out of my chest. She must know....but how? Did my sister tell her? Did she look at either of our phones? I glanced to my side table where I usually kept my phone but it wasn't there. "Looking for something?" she said? I shook my head no but didn't make eye contact. Then I looked down at her hand. She was holding Mr. Wubbly. Now I was seriously freaked out. I wanted to say something...anything...but nothing was coming out of my mouth. It felt like years going by with no one saying anything. And that's when she said "you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah, forget it" - "Yo, homes to Bel Air". I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8. And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later". I looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26503105)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: sable cerebral electric furnace son of senegal

(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.)

fuck off

if anyone wants to verify hit reply to him and reply to me, see hte difference in our monikers. mine will show A game of \", his will show A game of \'\'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26503109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: Drab

(guy taking his flame way too seriously)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26503123)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: sable cerebral electric furnace son of senegal

sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today man. sorry this is a joke to u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26503129)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: lake titillating blood rage

WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26503270)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: charcoal toaster boltzmann

I don't know what to think anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26503126)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:08 PM
Author: Olive Cocky Corner

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26503133)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author: charcoal toaster boltzmann

Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26503116)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Drab

To get the deets on the Columbus day thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26503132)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:04 PM
Author: Marvelous idiotic death wish yarmulke

And scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26503117)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Olive Cocky Corner

nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26503131)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: Marvelous idiotic death wish yarmulke

Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26503138)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: Marvelous idiotic death wish yarmulke

This post is NON-CANNON

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26503141)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: Drab

It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26503148)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26503185)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: self-centered legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26503203)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Marvelous idiotic death wish yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26503266)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm

Shameful display, brother.

Go write your own thread with that throw back trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26503160)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:51 PM
Author: Boyish deranged really tough guy theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26503537)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: at-the-ready dark shrine half-breed

real update, plz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26503170)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: Khaki

Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over 72 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26503323)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26503473)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm

Post 600!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26503478)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: Irate associate

you guys realize this is all flame, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26503875)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author: Electric toilet seat

they wall want to fuck their sisters tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26503879)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:11 PM
Author: multi-colored spot incel

You don't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26503892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26504317)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: sable cerebral electric furnace son of senegal

FINAL UPDATE:

The reenactment was a disaster. I was hungover. My little sister and I had only slept like 3 hours. Our other sisters were bitching. The neighbors were only there out of some sense of obligation and many had not come in costume. For the second part, we didnt even have a Pinta.

And all the while I could barely look my little sister in the eye. I kept having flashbacks and remembering more and more details from the night before. How small her tits felt. That first hot wetness fingering her in the car.

She didn't really seem into the reenactment either and has really outgrown her "Bianchinetta" dress. At one point she left, ran back into the house. When like 15 minutes had passed and she hadn't come back out, I went to look for her.

I found her in her bedroom, crying. It's funny -- despite all that had happened over the last few days I had never really talked with her. And as I posted above, she was in the second grade when I left home. This is how ignorant I had been of her. I had her birth year wrong! She's actually 18. Her favorite color is purple. She likes 80s synth stuff. She's actually pretty funny and smart. So many things I couldnt have guessed at.

So we sat on her mattress and talked. High school has changed a lot, even sine I was there. Apparently there's coke and molly all over the place, now. Snapshots of everyone's twats and cocks. Nobody even goes to the prom or plays sports. I think she really is struggling to feel at home there. She doesnt really trust her female friends and the high school guys are just retards, yelling "World Star" and pretending to fight.

I remembered when I was a senior. I really thought I had so much promise. Stupid as it sounds, I was sure I'd be living in Manhattan, writing novels, fucking models. I used to imagine Jay McInerny or Bret Ellis writing blurbs for my dust jackets. Now? Im a lawyer and get paid more the more I ruin other people's days.

We talked about all this. We were laughing at ourselves.

At one point we got into the shower. It seemed like the "kooky" thing to do, to use an XO meme. We were laughing then, too. She did tell me she loved me. That she wanted to come back to the city with me. That high school was bullshit and she could just as well read library books to get educated. That she knew it was obviously weird, but she just wanted to live with me, take care of me.

The water was running into her eyes, huge drops on her eyelashes, and it was running down her tits and her stomach.

I was putting the words together in my mouth to tell her no. To tell her that I was glad we were getting closer, but that this was the craziest weekend of my life and it had to end right away. That I was a lawyer, for Gods sake.

But it's funny -- I guess I had been thinking about Christopher Columbus. LOL. All afternoon I had been sweating in those clothes, thinking. He was the son of a cheese merchant. A nobody. He taught himself Latin, Portuguese and Castilian. He spent long nights alone, poring over Ptolemy and astronomy and world history, fantasizing about Marco Polo, looking out at the stars until the sky lightened and it was day again. Europe, the church, the rules of society... those things couldn't hold him. He was going to get out of that. There was another destiny for him.

So at one point, my little sister was down on her knees in the shower, her arms around my legs, and I was just sort of rubbing my cock over her face. She took it in her mouth and I looked down at her and said, "Okay. Let's do it. Let's sail for a new world."

Our family isn't thrilled, of course. Im not even sure they've processed what we told them yet. It will probably take some time. Christopher Columbus had a family too, though. And he had to leave them. There was an edge to the map, a place where it went blank, and he needed to see what was just past it. He needed to push on.

http://imgur.com/hC7tZd7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26504154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:16 PM
Author: Infuriating Mind-boggling House Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26504162)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: Umber Nubile Clown Background Story

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26504166)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: flesh high-end garrison roommate

youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before but my new guess is tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26504180)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: Umber Nubile Clown Background Story

need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in the shower, less about christopher columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26504182)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:21 PM
Author: flesh high-end garrison roommate

that stupid shit screamed tbf to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26504184)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: iridescent disturbing mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26504265)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Sienna offensive ladyboy police squad

cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historical shit + TBF "appearing" like the Cheshire cat because he can't help himself (like naming himself a victim for Tobin Bell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26504204)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: flesh high-end garrison roommate

also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style

editL so does this mean TBF owns a dildo or that he has a gf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26504210)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: crystalline

Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like the only true 180 thread this year. Search your name ITT and find about 14 different nasally, whiny complaints about gay shit or how you could do better. You literally only came to this heterosexual thread to complain about shit, lol. You literally can't stand straight people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26504215)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: flesh high-end garrison roommate

sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the last update. its broter-sister literotica man, shit isn't that serious. why so mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26504218)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Sienna offensive ladyboy police squad

def owns dildo

but he's just using pics from elsewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26504216)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:24 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Haunted Graveyard

this ending isn't very satisfying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26504189)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Rose appetizing headpube

cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot on tits or even face. something for fuck sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26504201)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: overrated preventive strike

it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and white movies where women are called dames.

it reminded me of this:

It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26504269)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:55 PM
Author: crimson cruel-hearted tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26504300)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: Well-lubricated pearl dragon antidepressant drug

gross man thats ur sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26504212)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: Olive Cocky Corner

did u fuck or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26504256)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26504312)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:08 PM
Author: Umber Nubile Clown Background Story

180

Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you were a trooper itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26504325)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26504336)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: avocado circlehead gunner

120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this was 180) will henceforth be known as "sailing for the new world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26504346)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: Bisexual brindle mediation

OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to lose a lot of points on the dismount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26504398)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: hateful wine personal credit line

The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. That had the potential to make thing far more complex and interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26504436)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: charcoal toaster boltzmann

Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in time it will be given its due.

A true 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26504579)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:49 AM
Author:  deep pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#29224043)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author:  Seedy Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49330102)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: Marvelous idiotic death wish yarmulke

I like it. Good luck brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26504689)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: ultramarine parlour

You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitlaw hell thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26505288)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: anal pistol

This is a great guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26512423)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: hideous frozen jew

180, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26505357)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: Hairless

brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for putting together a narrative. more Carver than McInerney, but for an amateur, this is absolute 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26505500)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:47 AM
Author: sick burgundy candlestick maker old irish cottage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31586951)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: 

This conclusion has aged surprisingly well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31767945)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author:  deep pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#36990661)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:24 AM
Author:  ratface

Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or more to lick for an hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#43254552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author:  fantasy-prone party of the first part

i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man and his young lady are what is really important here. i see poetic genius in how the writer tied in the monumental changes he was undergoing to the events in the world at large, all while digesting heavy themes of fate, free will, and love.

if you want an incest stroke story, go to literotica or storiesonline.net.

the way the writer chose to end it is far more memorable than hearing about how amazingly intense their mutual orgasms were as they indulged in their primal draw to make babby in little sisters belly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26504444)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author: Contagious area

"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world." Providence Journal-Bulletin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26504594)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:25 PM
Author: crystalline

Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or setting?) over her ass, like the pert round globe that doubters thought was flat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26504668)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: overrated preventive strike

love? he didn't know her

your flame is equally obvious to the op's. this whole thread is overrated except for the 120's given to the ending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26504683)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: up-to-no-good codepig hospital

titc analysis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26544302)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author:  deep pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#36990680)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:09 PM
Author: buff cowardly gas station

well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl info, and tomorrow I'll appear on some list of pervert lawyers, but I guess it was worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26505321)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: misunderstood orchestra pit milk

A+++++

i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread delivered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26507722)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:27 AM
Author: Balding exhilarant persian organic girlfriend

OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johnsmeyer used in his deleted Twitter profile. Plus this is classic Johnsmeyer flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26507734)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:31 AM
Author: Saffron nighttime resort

Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with your moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26507746)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: Balding exhilarant persian organic girlfriend

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26508482)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: Submissive adventurous mad cow disease business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26597580)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: charcoal toaster boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26870960)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: cyan lettuce jewess

The total drop off of posting after the climax is really shocking. Like everyone needed at least a month of quiet reflection to digest the events that unfolded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26870979)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: Ruby Razzle-dazzle Field Hairy Legs

no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. This thread was like the Matrix trilogy - at first, it blew your mind and you couldn't stop thinking about it, but then as it progressed it ended in a complete shitshow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#26870989)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:22 AM
Author: Umber Nubile Clown Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#27637414)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:43 AM
Author: Contagious area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#27669956)



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Date: April 22nd, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: azure rigpig

http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amazingly-reunited-over-tinder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#27737048)



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Date: May 17th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: bateful point wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#27910458)



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Date: June 4th, 2015 11:38 PM
Author: sooty yapping cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#28043046)



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Date: August 18th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: cyan lettuce jewess

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#28575862)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:14 AM
Author: medicated

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#28910271)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:47 AM
Author: flatulent faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#28945152)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:58 AM
Author: charcoal toaster boltzmann

How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#28945193)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 10:39 AM
Author: glassy travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#28951145)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 3:08 PM
Author:  boistinker

Columbus day bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#28952263)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: mustard patrolman hell

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#29223927)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 2:42 PM
Author: insecure masturbator mexican

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#29251784)



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Date: December 24th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Umber Nubile Clown Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#29447209)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Umber Nubile Clown Background Story

Much better sistr thrras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#29460236)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: sooty yapping cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#30027707)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:35 PM
Author: white pea-brained foreskin

the beginning of the degenerate era

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#30027721)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: hyperventilating water buffalo stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#30156360)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Harsh Maroon Heaven Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#30804651)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:54 PM
Author:  indigo laser beams

PotY 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#30804670)



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Date: August 21st, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: Balding exhilarant persian organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31238170)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:50 AM
Author: Henna roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31240080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: Umber Nubile Clown Background Story

god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening. amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31240111)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author:  gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31398074)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Black Becky

fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31398080)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author: startled trump supporter

I;ve been here too long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31398112)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Black Becky

this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it was 2 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31398118)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author:  gay wizard

reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days with different set pieces (the dildo/stuffed animal, CFB)...it is self-contained and reads like a play with other poasters as the chorus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31398121)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Cordovan Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31398922)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author:  gay wizard

so who was the author, TBF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31398132)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author:  Pocket Flask International Law Enforcement Agency

Game of ""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31398927)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author:  gay wizard

i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31398967)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author: awkward skinny woman stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31401436)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:56 PM
Author: Henna roast beef

the author is definitely tbtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31401520)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:13 AM
Author: flatulent faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31586812)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: galvanic place of business chapel

The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both very hot, one guy one girl. It recently came out that they were fucking all of high school, LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31586925)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:25 PM
Author: overrated preventive strike

did they have a midget sibling, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31767975)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 6:39 PM
Author: Grizzly therapy

:-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31591197)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Umber Nubile Clown Background Story

still GOAT POTUS thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31767987)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: Grizzly therapy

The POTUS of XODUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31768006)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 10:59 PM
Author: Mewling Alcoholic Alpha

you never know what could happen on that golden day that they call Columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31771970)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author:  deep pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#36990701)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: crimson cruel-hearted tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#31961309)



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Date: January 10th, 2017 4:44 PM
Author: Umber Nubile Clown Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#32343499)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: Peach giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#32545952)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: crimson cruel-hearted tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#32545957)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:11 PM
Author: Grizzly therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#32545995)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:12 PM
Author: Pink filthpig

Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#32546004)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:19 PM
Author: Grizzly therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#32546783)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 11:40 PM
Author: Grizzly therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#32547714)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:35 AM
Author: Mewling Alcoholic Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#32548870)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 12:53 PM
Author: Grizzly therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#32573656)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author:  ruddy elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#33664076)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: Cerise



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#34062570)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 3:14 PM
Author: Orange telephone

San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to Incest Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#34116947)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:46 PM
Author:  plum faggot firefighter

how has this not been bumped yet today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#34401929)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:51 PM
Author: Pink filthpig

I can never remember the title keywords

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#34401973)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: chestnut tank

Columbus Day BUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#34404981)



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Date: December 18th, 2017 2:24 PM
Author: Bistre love of her life

There should be a Christmas episode of this story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#34949769)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:50 AM
Author:  cream turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#35093674)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author: 

Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#35093676)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: awkward skinny woman stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#35338428)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: poppy home sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#36233122)



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Date: October 6th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: Mewling Alcoholic Alpha

pre-columbus day bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#36976356)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author: Orange telephone

4 year bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#36989761)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author:  onyx digit ratio

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#36989822)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Violet Cracking Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#37046584)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 12:13 PM
Author: Bearded



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#38256413)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: vengeful goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#38257003)



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Date: October 14th, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: crystalline



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#38974406)



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Date: May 5th, 2020 12:41 PM
Author: Umber Nubile Clown Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40152879)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:40 PM
Author: Chest-beating national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40510638)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: canary autistic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40518112)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 6:24 PM
Author: crystalline



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#40582879)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:27 AM
Author: Pearly Impressive Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#41084600)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:46 AM
Author:  aqua quadroon

Happy early Columbus Day to you too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#41084634)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:29 AM
Author: misanthropic navy reading party

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#41084602)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:25 PM
Author: cobalt

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#41963692)



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Date: October 8th, 2021 9:28 PM
Author:  onyx digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#43244384)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:23 PM
Author:  rambunctious



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#41963677)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 9:29 AM
Author: crystalline



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#43254123)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:28 AM
Author: Fragrant Keepsake Machete

So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgur link down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#43254567)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:43 AM
Author:  silver useless brakes stock car

The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the original back in the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#43254662)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 12:10 PM
Author:  silver useless brakes stock car

Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Columbus Day update (even if flame)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#43254899)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author:  onyx digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#45297237)



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Date: December 2nd, 2021 6:12 AM
Author: Jet Scourge Upon The Earth Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#43544409)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author:  fighting people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#45297068)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: french coffee pot

fuck we missed Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#45297072)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: Black Becky

Man this makes me feel old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#45297247)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:03 PM
Author: rebellious carnelian

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#45309119)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:15 PM
Author: Jet Scourge Upon The Earth Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#45309181)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Fuchsia Slimy Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49346769)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 4:32 PM
Author: Jet Scourge Upon The Earth Deer Antler

One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like I was listening to the Orson Welles War of the World radio broadcast when it first came out. I imagine a team of MIT students with earbuds as if breaking a casino with Ed Thorpe jumping up and down & high-fiving after the final pic is poasted. Well fucking done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#45536449)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:29 AM
Author: Buck-toothed hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#46276193)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:20 AM
Author:  Costumed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#46276167)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:21 AM
Author: 

Time flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#46276172)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 3:30 AM
Author:  boistinker

This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's like cleaning out your closet on a saturday afternoon and coming across your favorite old movie or video game and just quitting for the rest of the day to give it a runthrough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#46276492)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:00 AM
Author:  fighting people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#46905907)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: french coffee pot

best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem like this was 9 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#46905917)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: Harsh Maroon Heaven Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49330100)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:32 AM
Author: dun

My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sister giggle with each other about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#46905960)



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Date: October 10th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: Mewling Alcoholic Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#46911844)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#46962930)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:21 PM
Author: Mewling Alcoholic Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#46962948)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:27 PM
Author: Grizzly therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#46962972)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: mischievous vermilion

DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#46962933)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: Jet Scourge Upon The Earth Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#46962936)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:42 PM
Author:  onyx digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#46963013)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Violent



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48193545)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:41 PM
Author: Green

I was thinking about this thread earlier today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48193551)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: sable cerebral electric furnace son of senegal

I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO

:/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48194098)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: Buck-toothed hominid

good work, i remember this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48194099)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author:  Seedy Cuck

Almost that time of year again ⛵️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49330062)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author:  silver useless brakes stock car

This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#49346566)