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honey-headed dead center scourge upon the earth
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ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore an...
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My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she...
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LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kin...
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I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others...
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This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hugh...
honey-headed dead center scourge upon the earth
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our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming
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Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk
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aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)
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Lol'd IRL, tyft
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This poast blew my mind, not flame
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: honey-headed dead center scourge upon the earth



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: beta yarmulke macaca

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: honey-headed dead center scourge upon the earth

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: honey-headed dead center scourge upon the earth



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: honey-headed dead center scourge upon the earth



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: honey-headed dead center scourge upon the earth



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: irradiated round eye



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: honey-headed dead center scourge upon the earth



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: jet seedy spot

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: bateful low-t sound barrier

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: honey-headed dead center scourge upon the earth

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: honey-headed dead center scourge upon the earth



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: honey-headed dead center scourge upon the earth



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: honey-headed dead center scourge upon the earth



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Stimulating Violent Fat Ankles Theater Stage

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: honey-headed dead center scourge upon the earth

😂😂😂

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: honey-headed dead center scourge upon the earth



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: honey-headed dead center scourge upon the earth



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: spectacular mauve piazza



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: honey-headed dead center scourge upon the earth



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: honey-headed dead center scourge upon the earth

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: honey-headed dead center scourge upon the earth



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: honey-headed dead center scourge upon the earth

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: honey-headed dead center scourge upon the earth



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: honey-headed dead center scourge upon the earth



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: Stimulating Violent Fat Ankles Theater Stage



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: honey-headed dead center scourge upon the earth

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: brindle laser beams



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: honey-headed dead center scourge upon the earth



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: milky son of senegal



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: honey-headed dead center scourge upon the earth



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: appetizing fuchsia home

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: honey-headed dead center scourge upon the earth

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: appetizing fuchsia home

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: honey-headed dead center scourge upon the earth

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: Dashing parlor deer antler



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: titillating demanding sex offender water buffalo



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: honey-headed dead center scourge upon the earth



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: honey-headed dead center scourge upon the earth



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Mahogany site

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: honey-headed dead center scourge upon the earth

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: free-loading boyish stag film twinkling uncleanness

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: honey-headed dead center scourge upon the earth

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: honey-headed dead center scourge upon the earth



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: honey-headed dead center scourge upon the earth



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: honey-headed dead center scourge upon the earth



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: cream trailer park

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: honey-headed dead center scourge upon the earth

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Jet-lagged gunner forum

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: free-loading boyish stag film twinkling uncleanness

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: honey-headed dead center scourge upon the earth



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: honey-headed dead center scourge upon the earth



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: honey-headed dead center scourge upon the earth



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: honey-headed dead center scourge upon the earth



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Ivory prole newt

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: honey-headed dead center scourge upon the earth



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: honey-headed dead center scourge upon the earth

This poast blew my mind, not flame

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: honey-headed dead center scourge upon the earth

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: irradiated round eye



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: honey-headed dead center scourge upon the earth



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: honey-headed dead center scourge upon the earth



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: honey-headed dead center scourge upon the earth



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: honey-headed dead center scourge upon the earth



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: honey-headed dead center scourge upon the earth



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: Greedy razzmatazz candlestick maker sweet tailpipe

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: honey-headed dead center scourge upon the earth

😂😂😂

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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: honey-headed dead center scourge upon the earth



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: honey-headed dead center scourge upon the earth



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Ivory prole newt



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: honey-headed dead center scourge upon the earth



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Ivory prole newt



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: honey-headed dead center scourge upon the earth



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: honey-headed dead center scourge upon the earth



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: honey-headed dead center scourge upon the earth



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: honey-headed dead center scourge upon the earth



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: honey-headed dead center scourge upon the earth



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: honey-headed dead center scourge upon the earth



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Hairless Swollen Corn Cake Sneaky Criminal



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: honey-headed dead center scourge upon the earth



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Emerald Dopamine

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: honey-headed dead center scourge upon the earth

Okay, I lol'd

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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Emerald Dopamine

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: honey-headed dead center scourge upon the earth

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Emerald Dopamine



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: honey-headed dead center scourge upon the earth



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: honey-headed dead center scourge upon the earth

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Emerald Dopamine

o it's clear brother.



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: honey-headed dead center scourge upon the earth

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: honey-headed dead center scourge upon the earth



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: honey-headed dead center scourge upon the earth



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: laughsome boltzmann



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: honey-headed dead center scourge upon the earth

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: honey-headed dead center scourge upon the earth



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: Frutiger AeroEra was, is, & will be 180 (link)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Frutiger AeroEra was, is, & will be 180 (link)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Frutiger AeroEra was, is, & will be 180 (link)



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