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Worse: Dabbing grease off pizza or cutting burger in half?

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splenetic white heaven azn
  07/09/12
Equally retarded
Infuriating lay
  08/10/22
Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is p...
aphrodisiac library
  07/09/12
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talented navy prole becky
  07/09/12
I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm...
Slippery Arousing Space Boistinker
  07/09/12
Are you male?
splenetic white heaven azn
  07/09/12
yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cu...
Slippery Arousing Space Boistinker
  07/09/12
Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ...
splenetic white heaven azn
  07/09/12
lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'...
Slippery Arousing Space Boistinker
  07/09/12
do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes...
bright hairraiser spot
  07/09/12
No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.
splenetic white heaven azn
  07/09/12
but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to...
bright hairraiser spot
  07/09/12
In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonst...
splenetic white heaven azn
  07/09/12
sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half...
know-it-all clown
  07/09/12
>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in ...
splenetic white heaven azn
  07/09/12
they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off...
know-it-all clown
  07/09/12
Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teasp...
splenetic white heaven azn
  07/09/12
not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is sprea...
know-it-all clown
  07/09/12
i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon
Blathering electric private investor
  07/09/12
I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my ex...
splenetic white heaven azn
  07/09/12
ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease
embarrassed to the bone odious windowlicker
  07/09/12
Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.
splenetic white heaven azn
  07/09/12
sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully...
indigo university
  07/09/12
Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.
Bull Headed Roast Beef Party Of The First Part
  07/09/12
cutting burger in half isn't even that bad
slimy green kitchen crotch
  07/09/12
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talented navy prole becky
  07/09/12
Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want ...
Slippery Arousing Space Boistinker
  07/09/12
(guy who does both)
splenetic white heaven azn
  07/09/12
stfu
slimy green kitchen crotch
  07/09/12
180
Adventurous native elastic band
  07/09/12
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At-the-ready disgusting pervert church building
  07/13/12
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Appetizing Abusive Athletic Conference Brunch
  03/04/25
When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sou...
titillating rehab
  07/09/12
What about other burgers?
splenetic white heaven azn
  07/09/12
The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). ...
titillating rehab
  07/09/12
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Concupiscible violent office round eye
  07/04/19
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talented navy prole becky
  07/13/12
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Concupiscible violent office round eye
  07/04/19
I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.
Lascivious domesticated ticket booth
  07/04/19
cr both are fine
razzmatazz bipolar love of her life box office
  07/04/19
Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's ...
Curious massive principal's office
  07/04/19
Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime Also you migh...
razzmatazz bipolar love of her life box office
  07/04/19
Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were ...
Big Internal Respiration Keepsake Machete
  03/04/25
lol kike
Appetizing Abusive Athletic Conference Brunch
  03/04/25
This is how civilized gentlemen eat.
topaz talking church mood
  07/04/19
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Deranged big-titted tank market
  08/10/22
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Transparent school cafeteria
  07/24/24
Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?
chrome mediation gas station
  07/24/24
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fiercely-loyal step-uncle's house roommate
  09/22/24
i dont eat either because im not a slob
filthy cobalt theater stage
  09/22/24
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Big Internal Respiration Keepsake Machete
  03/04/25
Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in...
Supple Meetinghouse Candlestick Maker
  03/04/25
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learn to benchod
  03/06/26


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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:12 PM
Author: splenetic white heaven azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#21048451)



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:16 PM
Author: Infuriating lay

Equally retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#44994540)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: aphrodisiac library

Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is probably worse. Cutting the burger can just aid in the consumption; it doesn't change the flavor and consistency of the food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#21048462)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: talented navy prole becky



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:14 PM
Author: Slippery Arousing Space Boistinker

I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm at a decent joint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#21048465)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: splenetic white heaven azn

Are you male?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#21048471)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: Slippery Arousing Space Boistinker

yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cutting in half is a pretty good solution to the problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#21048480)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:20 PM
Author: splenetic white heaven azn

Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ and there are, say, 1/4 pound burgers, are you cutting them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#21048495)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: Slippery Arousing Space Boistinker

lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'll just down it.

But if I'm at a bistro taking charge of a delicious kobe beef burger, I cut that motherfucker in half

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#21048499)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: bright hairraiser spot

do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes, then grease off pie; if no, then 2 halves of one burger equals said burger whole. QED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#21048473)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: splenetic white heaven azn

No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#21048488)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:21 PM
Author: bright hairraiser spot

but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to dabbing of the cheese oil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#21048498)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: splenetic white heaven azn

In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonstrably colder when you get to it than it would had you kept it whole. Though the question is really more about your threshold for daintiness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#21048502)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:17 PM
Author: know-it-all clown

sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half. also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#21048484)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: splenetic white heaven azn

>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half.

Or else what?

>also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

Yes, but no one only eats "good" pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#21048524)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: know-it-all clown

they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off.

i eat good pizza all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#21048576)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: splenetic white heaven azn

Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teaspoon or so of grease accumulates on the surface?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#21048581)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: know-it-all clown

not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is spread evenly over the cheese and doesn't gather in puddles. so it makes no sense to sop it up. if i saw a large puddle of grease on my pizza i would sop it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#21048603)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: Blathering electric private investor

i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#21048490)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:23 PM
Author: splenetic white heaven azn

I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my experience it's one of those things everyone else at the table kind of stops and watches for a couple of seconds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#21048511)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:30 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone odious windowlicker

ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#21048536)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:32 PM
Author: splenetic white heaven azn

Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#21048550)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: indigo university

sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully i think i should have cut my burger in half. I never wish i was a pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#21048639)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:36 PM
Author: Bull Headed Roast Beef Party Of The First Part

Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#21048755)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:37 PM
Author: slimy green kitchen crotch

cutting burger in half isn't even that bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#21048764)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: talented navy prole becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#21048788)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:38 PM
Author: Slippery Arousing Space Boistinker

Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want to cut their burgers in 1/2 or dab their pizza, how the fuck does it affect you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#21048765)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: splenetic white heaven azn

(guy who does both)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#21048771)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:43 PM
Author: slimy green kitchen crotch

stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#21048786)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:47 PM
Author: Adventurous native elastic band

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#21048805)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:21 AM
Author: At-the-ready disgusting pervert church building



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Appetizing Abusive Athletic Conference Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48714206)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: titillating rehab

When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sourdough jack to be cut in half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#21048794)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: splenetic white heaven azn

What about other burgers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#21048798)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: titillating rehab

The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). I could go to town on the tacos though brother. 180 all around with those tacos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#21048818)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:28 PM
Author: Concupiscible violent office round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#38483225)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:20 AM
Author: talented navy prole becky



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: Concupiscible violent office round eye



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: Lascivious domesticated ticket booth

I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#38483223)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: razzmatazz bipolar love of her life box office

cr both are fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#38483243)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:39 PM
Author: Curious massive principal's office

Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's not like it makes it thinner or easier to bite into. Often, cutting it just makes it easier for everything to slip out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#38483262)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:41 PM
Author: razzmatazz bipolar love of her life box office

Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime

Also you might want to save the other half after eating half #1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#38483266)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Big Internal Respiration Keepsake Machete

Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were when first served.

should never be “saved” under any circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48714210)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Appetizing Abusive Athletic Conference Brunch

lol kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48714213)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: topaz talking church mood

This is how civilized gentlemen eat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#38483284)



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:15 PM
Author: Deranged big-titted tank market



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: Transparent school cafeteria



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: chrome mediation gas station

Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#47888880)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal step-uncle's house roommate



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: filthy cobalt theater stage

i dont eat either because im not a slob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48119829)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: Big Internal Respiration Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48714195)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: Supple Meetinghouse Candlestick Maker

Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in half is ridiculously feminine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310909#48714418)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:05 PM
Author: learn to benchod



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